Yeah I'm Straight

To ensure the correct video loads, refresh the page.
Copyright in the video vests in the lawful copyright holder.

FuelMix has been witnessing a procession of lame ads by so-called str8 married men – inevitably white – looking for another white so called "str8 married man", in the hope of a discreet hookup. The ad always stresses that the dude has to be a married man who is discreet. Invariably, there’s a reference to playing M2M, whenever the wife’s not around, or whenever the dude is traveling, and that the advertiser is looking for similar “bi-curious” men.

Well, OK…………

Let’s declare from the outset that both the advertiser and the person responding are latent fags. That both might sport a wedding band and carry a picture of a domesticated clit in their wallets, doesn’t change that fact.

And let’s drop that other nudge-nudge-wink-wink phrase that either or both of these “str8” men are “bi-curious”. That’s a total cop out and a desperate attempt to salvage some shred of hetero masculinity.

“Bi-curious” is what an adolescent or a twink does. Or some str8 dude who gets stoned or blind drunk in order to muster the courage to allow another dude to blow him. At best, it’s a one-off, highly occasional thing i.e. a curiosity.

What married fag 4 married fag is doing, isn’t “bi-curious”. It’s an encounter between 2 latent fags masquerading along highly specific advertised lines. At worst, it’s predicated on mutual denial. At best, both are bisexual. Where there are references to playing with men whenever the wife isn’t around, or when traveling, that isn’t “bi-curious”. That’s outright faggotry – an admitted proclivity for cock that can’t be satisfied by a substitute pussy. The dude is a closet, or intinerant fag, or both, and is looking for the same.

 The stipulation that both men must have wedding rings is no different to 2 kosher fags saying they like cock rings. Both are looking to accessorize a cock, except that the kosher fags requirement makes practical sense and yours doesn’t.

Originally published 3 April 2009
Amended and Republished 29 April 2014 | 18 March 2017 | 15 May 2017

Copyright © 2006 – 2017 FuelMix All Rights Reserved
No copyright claimed in the images