Bottle It & Sell It

One of the quirks about being good looking, is the reaction FuelMix gets from fags and the insight he obtains as to the paradigms in which they’re operating – or more usually, in which they’re trapped.

Through good genetics, clean living, a drug-free life and a diligent fitness regimen, FuelMix has ended up looking far younger than his contemporaries.

For fags seeking a quick suck/fuck, with the added fantasy boost of an exotic muscled jockboy, FuelMix has no shortage of propositions. By definition, anonymous sex is not big on personal details.

But where a fag is hunting around for something more meaningful and runs into FuelMix, a different – and often vicious – reaction kicks in when fag discovers that he and FuelMix are about the same age. Immediately, fag feels threatened and turns defensive. FuelMix is accused of lying in some fashion or being a hustler.

Initially, fag’s venom didn’t make any sense, but on reflection, made perfect sense. This blog has said before that fags are terrified of ageing and that lying about one’s age is not only de rigeur in Fagland, but accepted as an inevitability.

Thanks to gay media’s pervasive influence, there’s a saturation portrayal of the forever young, 20-something, sexually inexhaustible, testosterone-fuelled jock. That portrayal has created a paradigm that is both purposeful and paradoxical.

It serves a purpose because it’s the criteria by which subconsciously or consciously, many men are judged for fantasy or for casual sex. It’s erotic, fun, provides a masturbatory scenario or a real time hook up. At some level it’s the ideal to which fags aspire, whether they want to admit it or not. Gay media has done a fine job of influencing behaviour.

But that “forever young” paradigm is a paradox when assessing long term compatibility. Fixated on the fantasy of virility and youthfulness, when a fag is confronted with a dude about his own age who kept his looks, his body and his brains. better than them, the venom spits out fast. The fag feels threatened, insecure, inferior.

The incredulous fag crashed headlong into his own paradigm, faced with the uncomfortable acknowledgement that fantasy can meet reality. The fantasy by definition is supposed to be short-lived and ephemeral. When he’s looking for a potential Significant Other, what the hell is he doing staring at the fantasy?

The fag’s venom is nothing more than self-loathing – a frustrated recognition that, despite being about the same age, the other dude’s youthful bod and brains has completely outclassed the fag’s ability to exploit or dominate a potential relationship.

(The good news is that FuelMix is not in the market).

© 2007 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

The Virgin Birth - Revisited

Wandering around the urban landscape or even peeking into people’s living room windows, or surveying the plethora of greeting cards, it’s hard to miss the traditional manger nativity scene. It’s everywhere, including edible cake icing decorations.

FuelMix strongly feels that dogma, in whatever shape or form, needs to be questioned. At this time of year, the western version of the Virgin Birth is dutifully trotted out in schools and churches and very rarely examined. People just get too caught up to really think and ponder.

So, for those fags with the courage to keep an open mind, FuelMix refers to an earlier post entitled Single Mom, 30 September 2007 and makes no apologies for the conclusion he's reached.

2007 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

Central Escalator 4

2nd Floor, Cheung Hing Commercial Building, 

37 Cochrane Street,

Central, 

Hong Kong

MTR: Central or Hong Kong Station
 

Tel: 2581 9951

Easy way to find it: above 7 Eleven and opposite Park N Shop supermarket.


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The Little Towel

FuelMix would like to point out something he finds pretty annoying about this gay auna: their policy of “small towel day”. This is when a fag shows up, pays the entrance fee and, instead of a regular sized towel, gets a little towel, about the size of a napkin.

The concept behind it is to ramp up the sexual tension. In practice, it backfires (no pun intended). CE attracts hordes of whites. Some of them are neither good looking, nor in great shape. The place is narrow to begin with. Many whites are wide, ugly and sexually aggressive. A napkin-sized towel just doesn’t cut it. There are some people who are built to walk around naked. And there are some who aren’t.

Before FuelMix starts getting hate mail from outraged fags accusing him of white-bashing (an unlikely prospect, since this blog does not allow anonymous comments), let’s get a few things clear: FuelMix has nothing against whites (other than finding them ignorant and easily addicted). Secondly, there’s no shortage of ugly skinny chinks in CE,for whom a napkin sized towel only accentuates just how ugly and skinny they are.

But FuelMix’s main complaint about “small towel day” is that it’s a money-making grab. Knowing that the napkin sized towel is clearly inadequate, a fag who requests a regular sized towel, has to pay an additional 5 bucks.

For what? Just to dry off properly?  When the rest of the week they're simply handed over? Give the fags a break. Your sauna is small, tight, narrow and overpriced. There are only 4 itty-bitty little cubicles to play in and the place is perpetually damp and not aesthetically pleasing.

FuelMix decided a while back to give the place the brush-off. They aren’t the only ones in town.

© 2007 FuelMix All Right Reserved

ABC Sauna 4

6/F Cheong Hing Building, 

72 Nathan Road, 

Tsim Sha Tsui, 

Kowloon, Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui

Tel: 2301 - 4500


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FuelMix has observed and heard, from reliable sources, that ABC sauna, here in Very Rich Megacity, is attracting hordes of English fags. One reason is the cleanliness of the place; another is viral marketing amongst English fags who’ve found a sympathetic audience of chink fags willing to suck their uncut cocks.

*sigh*

FuelMix would prefer to have seen a more multi-national clientele at ABC and hopes that the place won’t turn into a tacky English-infested ghetto along the lines of the Algarve or Ibiza.

Still, there’s no accounting for taste. Besides, FuelMix is the ultimate pragmatist: having taken their colony, now take their money.

© 2007 FuelMix All Right Reserved

ABC Sauna 3

6/F Cheong Hing Building, 

72 Nathan Road, 

Tsim Sha Tsui, 

Kowloon, Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui

Tel: 2301 - 4500


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Three things FuelMix should mention about ABC. Two good, the other not so good, depending on a fag's point of view.

The first thing, which is good, is that they give you a Discount Card, valid at all 3 gay saunas run by their company. Be aware that this card is called a "Tourist Pass" but it is actually handed out to tourists and residents alike. They hand it out on the first visit. It can be used at ABC, Gateway and Hunk. Amongst other things, it allows the holder to get a 20% discount on their next visit to ABC, Gateway or Hunk.

The second thing, also good, is that the card allows unlimited same day re-entry. Just to be clear, it only applies to that particular sauna where the fag first shows up.

The third thing, not so good, is that from about 6pm onwards, office security requires all entrants to the building sign in with Passport or ID Numbers. Hmmm... OK, it's a tradeoff....ABC itself doesn't require that information. And for fags who really want to keep their movements discreet, that is something they need to be aware of.

Still, as can be seen from the previous posts about ABC, FuelMix has high praise for this venue.

In due course, FuelMix will review Gateway and Hunk and let his fascinated readers know.

© 2007 FuelMix All Right Reserved

The Power Of No

Arriving for his evening class at the downtown campus of the University of Fag Bar (pending accreditation), FuelMix was accosted by a fat, white, middle-aged English fag who gushed that FuelMix must be spending serious time in the gym, what with all that muscular definition. Fag was particularly impressed with FuelMix’s chest and abs, proceeding to make semi-serious conversation about FuelMix’s work out routine.

Given that the fag was in such lousy shape and was obviously looking to push his luck (as well as attempting to rub his knees against FuelMix’s thighs) it was hardly likely that FuelMix would spill the beans on his highly effective gym routine. Fag sighed at length that he was too tired and busy after work to hit the gym. And besides, at middle age, it only made sense to walk on the treadmill. FuelMix knew better than to argue.

Fag continued to pester FuelMix with contrived questions about his physique and his favourite exercises in the gym. At various times, fag would gently stroke some part of FuelMix’s anatomy asking which exercises would benefit them. It was obvious that fag and his hand were gently emigrating to FuelMix’s crotch.

FuelMix, not known for his propensity to suffer fools, decided he’d had enough and informed the fag that he was going to bed.

“Alone?” squealed the fag, wide-eyed.

“Yes” said FuelMix, “that’s how I prefer it”

“Aren’t you going to invite me back for a coffee?” clamoured the fag coyly.

“No, why?” enquired FuelMix

“Because I’ve spent such a long time talking to you” cooed the fag in an oleaginous tone

“And I’ve spent such a long time talking to you too” responded FuelMix tartly, “that’s why I’m tired”.

“But I could rub your back or something, you know, soothe those gym-burned muscles of yours” pestered the fag.

“No thanks” said FuelMix politely.

“What a bloody waste of my time!” hissed the fag, “and after all that effort, is that all you can say?”

“Which part of ‘No’ don’t you understand?” said FuelMix, before he swivelled off the bar stool and left.

(FuelMix was subsequently told that the fag proceeded to bad-mouth FuelMix to his acquaintainces)

© 2007 FuelMix All Right Reserved

ABC Sauna 2

6/F Cheong Hing Building, 

72 Nathan Road, 

Tsim Sha Tsui, 

Kowloon, Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui

Tel: 2301 - 4500


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The Clientele

Straight up, this place welcomes foreigners. The staff smile and speak good English. FuelMix spotted a number of foreigners of different colours there. The white fags, mainly English, and definitely not gym goers, were considerably older than the chinks and not that hot. Some of the more pathetic looking chink fags were happy to service them.

The foreigners tended to be hotter. They were in the 20s to late 30s age group with worked out bods. The foreigners were either tourists staying in the nearby hotels, or those in the know who come to this place regularly. FuelMix spotted Indians, Pakistanis, Italians, Italian-Americans, Canadians, Americans, white South African dudes and Aussies. It clearly attracts foreigners and frankly, deserves to. It’s in a great location downtown.

The buzz was that ABC attracts local “muscleboys”. Well, not exactly. The times when FuelMix showed up, there were a number of stocky chink fags in their 20s and 30s, who looked like they spent some time in the gym. “Muscleboy” would be pitching it a bit high. In fact, a number of chink fags, asked FuelMix how he got his lean, muscled look so presumably, his body type was considered attractive.

This isn’t the sauna where conversation is the name of the game. Most guys are cruising in and out of the E-shaped dark corridor where the action is – or should be. A lot of guys are propped up against the wall in that corridor. There isn’t the feeling of “Stand And Model”. Since the corridor is so narrow, you’ll probably end up rubbing up against them several times. Most don’t seem to mind and gave FuelMix a gentle squeeze. Others had the twist of attitude. 

Since the private rooms are in that corridor, grabbing someone delicious and finding a space should not be a problem – unless there are tons of people there. FuelMix showed up in the evenings at the end of the week. A healthy number of dudes were there. There isn’t the “train station’ kinda feel of Galaxy where hordes stream in. But there’s no shortage of clientele.

At no time did FuelMix see the 2 specialty rooms (the ones with the sling and the fuck-horse) used by anyone. It’s an open question whether they are ever used, but FuelMix is prepared to be optimistic. The chink fags didn’t show much interest in the 2 rooms – either they’ve already done them or, it’s just not in their comfort zone. That’s understandable – it was only a few months ago that FuelMix got into a leather sling and allowed a fag to strap his feet. A fag’s gotta trust the fag who’s gonna restrict his movements.

Would FuelMix Go Back?

Would FuelMix turn ABC into potential repeat visits? Yeah. It’s a great location, a well laid out compact space and squeaky clean. A fag will have to be patient to find the dudes he likes. Sometimes it appears to be overrun with average looking chinks, and then steadily, things start to pick up with the clientele getting better looking. The best times for a varied crowd are at the end of the week, from late afternoon onwards, and on weekends.

© 2007 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

ABC Sauna 1

6/F Cheong Hing Building, 

72 Nathan Road, 

Tsim Sha Tsui, 

Kowloon, Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui

Tel: 2301 - 4500

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Take the elevator to the 6 Floor. Pay your shekels at the front desk, push the door and you’ll step straight into the Locker Room. The towel is in the Locker. This is one clean Locker Area – it’s a real pleasure to get undressed - that is, if a fag can hear himself think. The most glaring and obvious drawback to this place, from the moment a fag walks in, is the volume (and content) of the music. At the time FuelMix was there, it was over-amplified tinny sounding Canto pop.

Decor & Layout

Walking around, the first thing a fag will notice is how compact but well laid out it is. The Locker Room, the small free internet area, the TV lounge and bar table-type seating area, are well defined. The second thing a fag will notice is the pleasing colour scheme of red, black and silver. It’s pretty hip.

The third thing a fag will notice is how impeccably clean this place is. And FuelMix means CLEAN. It’s a relief that this place has no damp carpeting. The floors are good quality, clean and bare. FuelMix just hates walking barefoot on damp carpeting.

The Wet Area


Past the bar-type seating area to the left, are the showers, dry sauna, steam room and toilets. The dry sauna and the steam room work well, but are tiny. Not the greatest place for action. The shower area is large, clean, well lit. It also has multicoloured spotlights embedded in the floor just under the showers. It’s a nice touch – but fags are warned not to stand over the green spotlight in the shower. Green spotlighting and running water, makes any fag look like a reptile.

The Dark Area

The main action areas are contained in a dark, narrow (did FuelMix mention narrow?) E-shaped corridor. The easiest way to enter is to step out of the shower (mind the step – FuelMix stubbed his toe) past the gay porn screen, and push straight through the stringy curtains.

Private rooms are also located here, with vinyl floor mattresses. The rooms are good sized – by Very Rich Megacity’s space-challenged standards). They’ve got dimmer light switches, condoms, toilet paper and a liquid lube dispenser. The latter being a nice touch.

But the biggest surprise FuelMix got was when he peeked into 2 of the private rooms at the end. One room had a leather sling suspended from the ceiling, complete with foot straps. The other room had a fuck-horse. This is a contraption that can be used in different ways. It looks like a small picnic table with an attached bench on either side. Here are some of the ways a fuck-horse can be used:

1. A bottom lies on the table, ass up and places his legs on each bench in anticipation of getting fucked. He grabs the handlebars at the front as he’s being fucked.

2. Top lies face up on the table with his legs on each bench, cock hard. Bottom straddles the table, legs on each bench and lowers himself onto Top’s cock;

3. Bottom lies face up on the table with his legs on each bench. Top straddles his face and fucks his throat, while holding the handlebars.

Obviously, this place has the potential and the set up for raunchy fun.

Coming up…………..the clientele

© 2007 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

Galaxy Sauna 3

Chatting with some fags the other day, FuelMix discovered that Galaxy has a reputation for attracting sexually aggressive fags. One theory was that whilst it has a very large steady clientele, new faces don’t come by that often and when they do, it creates a sauna-wide buzz. The other theory was that since the regular fags are not good looking, they have to try harder to attract attention. 

Oh yeah, and it is regarded as grubby and slightly sickening. 

FuelMix appears to be right about what he wrote in Galaxy 1 and 2.

© 2007 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

Galaxy Sauna 2

As mentioned in the previous post, there is no shortage of chink fags streaming into this place. FuelMix suspects this place gets packed. Theoretically, that should be a good sign but the reality is somewhat different. 

Every fag sauna has an unwritten code of etiquette. It’s internationally well known that a polite “no thanks” is all that is ever needed to decline another fag’s overtures. Some fags take longer than others to get it – in which case, something blunt is entirely appropriate. 

FuelMix has a very well muscled body and is very nicely hung. There were stares in the locker room as he was getting changed. A group of chink fags gathered around, pawing at FuelMix. Perhaps it was the novelty value of seeing a foreign muscle dude. FuelMix did his best to be polite, modestly realizing that his body really was good, compared to the lame, out of shape, averagely built types there and on the street. 

But it was in the dark corridors that FuelMix got pissed off. Having spotted and surrounded FuelMix in the locker room, these chink fags descended on FuelMix like pirhana fish. Three chinks attempted to drag FuelMix into the dark room. FuelMix fended them off fast. 

It was frightening, annoying and unnerving to be the subject of very aggressive simultaneous multiple groping. These dudes would simply not take “no thanks” for an answer. FuelMix got scratched several times. Some fat chink dudes tried to pin FuelMix against the wall, so that the other dudes could grope and stroke. FuelMix responded by punching one fat chink fag in the kidneys. 

The chink fags in Galaxy are undeniably the most sexually obnoxious, tenacious, chronically grope-addicted types FuelMix has ever encountered. And they are not good looking.

For the first time in any gay sauna, anywhere, FuelMix felt he was swarmed and physically at risk. FuelMix is not going back. 

The fascinated reader might think FuelMix is exaggerating. It’s a free world and any fag can drop in there, regardless of what FuelMix writes. But if a fag pukes up on seeing the condition of the main shower area, don’t say that FuelMix didn’t warn you.

© 2007 FuelMix All Right Reserved

Galaxy Sauna 1

5^th Floor, Harilela Mansion

81 Nathan Road 

Tsim Sha Tsui, 

Kowloon, Hong Kong

Tel: 2366 - 0629

Here’s the good news: 

First, the place has no shortage of chink fags streaming in, particularly from 4pm onwards. FuelMix was amazed how packed the place was. They just kept on coming in. 

Second, this is a place that is frequented by foreigners – of different colours. Quite a few were there when FuelMix dropped in.  

Third, the towels were the cleanest, newest, fluffiest towels in a fag sauna, FuelMix has yet seen – anywhere on the planet. 

Fourth, the lockers are double-locked: first with a key, then a padlock and key. Nice security touch that should be emulated by fag saunas worldwide. 

The place is large and apparently takes up the whole floor. Half of it is a lounge and a large reception desk with a fish tank to one side. The other half is the sauna area. Most of the issues are in the sauna area. The locker rooms are just off the Reception Desk.  

Now, FuelMix is not looking to be gratuitously rude, but there are certain things about this place that have to be said. 

Once you change and wander into the sauna area, it’s anyone’s guess just what the actual layout of this place is. It’s neither well lit and neither is it dark. There are nooks and crannies everywhere. The place is incredibly angular with Japanese-style curtains acting as the entrances to the spaces and hallways. Since it’s so packed, a fag risks being poked in the eye by another fag coming in the opposite direction, who parts the curtains. 

With the exception of 2 rooms that had double beds, the private rooms are neither consistent nor comfortable. Some are just plain dinky – the tiniest FuelMix has seen so far, some were just passable. All contained condoms, but you had to go to the Reception Desk to get the lube. Go figure.  

The biggest shock is the main shower and steam room area. The showers, particularly the threesome near the single urinal, are tiny. What’s more, the hot water is scalding. FuelMix is issuing a stark warning: There’s a real risk of serious burns. Even if a fag correctly adjusts his shower, there’s no telling what the 2 other fags on either side will do. Again, fascinated fags are warned in the strongest terms. 

The overwhelming sensation on entering the main shower area is one of disgust and squeamishness. It doesn’t give the impression of being clean or hygienic. And forget about aesthetics. There’s none of that in there. Even if space is at a premium, in Very Rich Megacity, there’s no excuse for a shower area that looks like this. 

The steam room is passable as far as heat goes. But there’s no shortage of action. More on that later.

Adjacent to the main showers is a dry sauna. This is large and clean. Lots of potential for group action. 

In fairness there are 2 other shower areas. Both are dinky, dingy and crummy. Having a shower in this place, or using the toilets, would make a fag shudder with nausea. 

Coming up………….the clientele and action

© 2007 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

Central Escalator 3

2nd Floor, Cheung Hing Commercial Building, 

37 Cochrane Street,

Central, 

Hong Kong

MTR: Central or Hong Kong Station
 

Tel: 2581 9951

Easy way to find it: above 7 Eleven and opposite Park N Shop supermarket.

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The Clientele

This is the only sauna in Very Rich Megacity that active promotes itself as foreign-friendly. And it’s true. There are a sizable number of whites and other foreigners of all ages who frequent this place. It attracts a professional, well educated crowd.

There are several reasons for this: SoHo is a hip, trendy area with lots of bars and restaurants. Second, it’s close to Central – the business district where there are hordes of whites and foreigners. Third, word gets around the foreigners where they can hang out in a non- racist gay sauna. Fourth, it also attracts western educated chink fags.

Some of the chinks can be buff, but most are below average in their muscle development and their looks. They’re either slim and skinny, or chubbish.

The whites vary: some are muscled and not bad to look at. There are a couple of gyms in that neighbourhood. Some white muscle dudes get very horny after their work out and end up here. These muscle whites are a favourite of the western educated chink fags, who somehow assume that just because they’re taller and built, they would be Tops. Wrong.

Some whites (and not just the older ones) are hairy, fat and gross. They block the corridors since the place is very narrow.

The foreigners – both from VRM and from out of town – are the real surprise: There are gorgeous, seriously muscled brown skinned and exotic ones there if you time it right.

Like any other fag sauna, you pay your money and take your chances. It ain’t bad and the internationalism helps. The staff provide free fruit snacks and you can always suck on a banana in a seductive way to attract attention – or at least divert your attention from the claustrophobia.

Remember, space is at a premium in Very Rich Megacity. Even the largest fag saunas in VRM cannot compete with the warehouse-like spaces of those in other parts of the world.

© 2007 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

Central Escalator 2

2nd Floor, Cheung Hing Commercial Building, 

37 Cochrane Street,

Central, 

Hong Kong

MTR: Central or Hong Kong Station
 

Tel: 2581 9951

Easy way to find it: above 7 Eleven and opposite Park N Shop supermarket.


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 Design & Layout
 
The place is long, narrow and claustrophobic. The lockers are at one end, near the vanity counter. A small sofa, near the water cooler, allows dudes watching the porn, to check each other out as they’re changing.

The shower area is tiny – 4 people at most – and dark. Has its advantages, although you’d better do a second check in the light.

A door from the shower area leads right into the equally tiny dark steam room. A lot of action takes place here – especially from grubby fat white fags, who use their body bulk as foreplay. You have been warned. Just kick them away if necessary.

The “darkroom” is a small curtained corridor, and the “private rooms” are 4 small spaces with sliding doors and a vinyl mat on the ground. A small latch serves as the lock. There are spaces in the sliding doors and there is no shortage of voyeurs. And these GAMS when they’re in voyeur mode, are very tenacious.

At the other end of the sauna is a massage room with a really cool massage chair. Get the staff to show you how that one works. Next to it, is a room with a suntanning bed. Then, here’s a TV lounge with 2 screens showing Cantonese programs and porn.

And then there’s another shower area – marginally bigger and with a porn screen – that faces into the tiny, 2 level dry sauna. Finally, there’s a small room with a Jacuzzi – just big enough for 2.

Narrow is the name of the game here. Cruising isn’t hard on the feet, there’s not much area to travel. But your feet will still hurt – standing around propped up against the wall - coz there’s not much place to sit anywhere.

Coming up in Central Escalator 3…….the clientele

© 2007 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

Central Escalator 1

2nd Floor, Cheung Hing Commercial Building, 

37 Cochrane Street,

Central, 

Hong Kong

MTR: Central or Hong Kong Station
 

Tel: 2581 9951

Easy way to find it: above 7 Eleven and opposite Park N Shop supermarket.

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The Location

Located in the heart of SoHo, “CE” as it is known, is situated right next to the Central Escalator, at the intersection of Cochrane Street and Gage Street. The area is an historical and absolutely authentic part of old Very Rich Megacity, narrow streets, sights, smells and all.

The area has a famous open air wet market, on Gage Street and surrounding alleys, competing with the shops on the sidewalks (some of which are over 100 years old) covering everything from meats, veggies, fruits, flowers as well as some interesting bars, restaurants and Chinese eating houses.

Sadly, the area is slated for re-development. The narrow steep alleys (which were streets in their own right), the shops and market will be cleared. Yet another part of Very Rich Megacity’s history will disappear.

Get off the Central Escalator at Cochrane and Gage Streets and make a sharp right to walk down Gage Street. Keep your eyes peeled to the right, coz a few meters down is the entrance to the building. Walk up to the 2^nd floor – it’s quicker than taking the dinky elevator.

Buzz your way in. The staff speak good English, they smile and they actually interact and banter with their customers.

Coming up in Central Escalator 2……once you’re in

© 2007 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

Not Exactly

FuelMix has had his share of duds. Case in point: FuelMix meetsa nigga fag from God's Own Country at the gym in Very Rich Megacity and agrees to hang out later that evening at nigga fag’s invitation, after FuelMix had finished hosting a dinner for other people.  This was the first time FuelMix had been hit on by a nigga fag, so it seemed right to keep an open mind and go with the flow. 

So, FuelMix,well dressed after having hosted a great dinner for his appreciative friends at a cool restaurant, shows up at nigga fag’s apartment with the intention of hitting a bar.

Nigga fag had already started drinking a couple of hours earlier, claiming it relaxed him while soaking in the tub. FuelMix was unimpressed, even less so considering that nigga fag was dressed in jeans and flip flops. FuelMix thought, “Uh-huh…” and discreetly suggested that fag might want to reconsider his get-up. Fag was too happy on his drink to get the hint.

FuelMix thought, “This could be interesting” And off they went. Now remember, FuelMix was totally well dressed having warned fag earlier that he would be arriving after having hosted a dinner party. FuelMix couldn’t help but marvel at the fag’s complete inability to get it, or even make a decent non-gym impression.

It turned out that both fag and FuelMix preferred a quiet elegant bar. FuelMix already had his favourite elegant bar mapped out and steered fag in that direction, pretty sure that nigga fag’s dress sense would be called out (but having the class to warn fag about it).

And it was – discreetly of course. The bar staff were very well trained. Nigga fag bargained with them to be allowed to stay. FuelMix remained silent, remembering all the elegant evenings he’d had in this bar and how the memories of one of his favourite, classy places, would be forever sullied by the recollection of a pre-drunk nigga fag in jeans, T-shirt and flip flops pleading to be allowed to remain.

Fortunately for nigga fag, the bar staff relented and the drinks arrived. FuelMix settled back with his drink and engaged fag in conversation.

A couple of hours later, fag mentioned he’d chilled a bottle of Moet et Chandon and asked if FuelMix would like some. FuelMix loves his champagne and agreed. Curiously, nigga fag poured the champagne into clear plastic cups.  FuelMix said nothing.

The champagne was superb.  Nigga fag, by now well oiled from a few hours of drinks, passed out during sex. FuelMix got dressed and left, vowing never to touch another nigga fag.

Results:

Bar: excellent
Drinks: fabulous
FuelMix’s clothes: fierce
Sex: awful
Nigga Fag: total loser

© 2007 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

The Shift

FuelMix was chatting to 2 urban fags in World Class City, whose opinions he occasionally respects. Both made the point that they were changing their dating habits i.e. deliberately not looking for sex on the first few dates, and actively discouraging it.

FuelMix pressed for a reason, pointing out that fags think and act with their dicks. Their response was eye opening: Both felt that these NSA meaningless fucks were changing their personalities for the worse.

“How so?” asked FuelMix leaning forward in his seat. He was already plotting to blog this one.

“I became careless with money”, one fag muttered, “I threw it around to get attention, get a cock in my mouth and move on to the next one.

“Besides”, he continued, “I felt kinda insulted when they’d just fade away afterwards. I’d be a bitch for days. I was caught in a bind. I knew it was a date, sex was expected, but it was still NSA – but he was in my bed and in my life for that little while – it was a weird feeling – I’d felt a part of me had been ripped out and I’d got very little back. The whole dating with sex and NSA felt totally meaningless. It just seemed a combination of contradictions”.

“Oh this is good”, thought FuelMix, “gonna fuckin’ blog this for sure”.

“Yeah”, said the other one, “I was finding it real difficult to tell the difference between dating and having regular, NSA fuckbuddies. One kinda became the other, but I don’t know which came first, so after a while, I didn’t know what to expect, how to respond, we were together, but were we an item or what?”

“What got in the way?” asked FuelMix

“Sex” they both replied, matter-of-factly.

“So what’s the upshot of all this?” enquired FuelMix.

“I guess you need to set some boundaries, you know parameters. Kinda define something new for yourself, to protect your sanity. It’s about respecting yourself and the other person, but also making sure you get the respect you deserve”.

FuelMix gulped down his drink, grabbed his backpack rushed home to blog this for his fascinated readers’ edification and contemplation.

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Behaviour Modification

The Reuters website is reporting today, 12 April 2007, that Gonorrhea in God’s Own Country is now officially a “superbug” –resistant to all but one class of antibiotic drug. The CDC will no longer recommend fluroquinolones to treat it, because of the emergence of drug resistant strains.

As yet, there is no evidence that Gonorrhea is resistant to the remaining antibiotic, cephalosporins. However, doctors are concerned about their ability to treat it since no new drugs are being developed.

Fluroquinolones-resistant G is now widespread amongst heteros, after earlier being rampant amongst fags and bi-fags. The CDC is recommending an injectable drug called ceftriaxone to treat G in the genital, anal and throat areas.

G is already resistant to penicillin and tetracycline.

Highest reported rates are amongst sexually active teenagers and young adults (time to re-think twink sex?) and like HIV, the disease is seen disproportionately in niggas.

Proper condom use is being suggested.

*sigh* FuelMix has over the last few years embarked on a condom policy for about 95% of the time when getting sucked. FuelMix is no saint, but tries his best. Nothing beats the sensation of a warm wet mouth on a hard cock with no barriers. And latex isn’t exactly tailor made for oral sex.

But the reception from potential sucker fags has been mixed. It ranges from acceptance, particularly from HIV fags who disclose their status upfront, to outright ridicule:

“Oh my god, if I wanted to suck latex, I’d be chewing a dildo”; or
“get OVER it” ;to
“Well, aren’t WE the little princess?”)

And, truth be told, FuelMix does feel like a princess in his pretty pink condom on his pretty famous cock. But what else is there to do when the stats speak for themselves? And when does risk analysis cross the line into risky?

Once again, FuelMix is reminded of the words of personal development guru Anthony Robbins, who said something like:

“Wisdom is the result of Good Judgment.
Good Judgment is the result of Experience.
Experience is the result of Bad Judgment"

There's no shortage of well-meaning fag organizations advocating "safer sex" (FuelMix's phrase). But there's a shortage of a Critical Mass of fags willing to take individual and collective responsibility for their sexual choices - when it counts. C'mon face it....which fag hasn't been caught up in the heat of the moment when confronted by a fag whose sole purpose on Earth was to be skull-fucked? Maybe one day FuelMix will offer a king’s ransom to figure out just who or what is taking the joy OUT of sex.

What next? Body condoms?

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One Sex Fits All ?

A curious report on CBS 5 San Francisco, dated 4 April 2007, available online at http://cbs5.com/health/local_story_095011907.html

Says that fags in San Francisco are requesting the standard 3-dose vaccinations of Gardasil, a prescription intended to prevent the spread of human papilloma virus (HPV) in women, which can cause cervical cancer.

Gardasil was approved by the FDA in June 2006 and has been widely administered to women and young girls.

Now, fags and bi-fags are requesting it to prevent anal cancer and penile cancer, both caused by HPV the report said, quoting Jason Riggs of San Francisco’s Stop Aids Project. Apparently anal cancer amongst fags and bi-fags is 35 times higher than that of the general population.

There is however, an absence of published data that the vaccine works in men.

Fags interested in doing their own research can go to the “Links” section of this blog and click on “CDC – STD Facts – HPV & Men” and also scroll down to StopAIDS.org

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Someday My Prince Will Cum

It had to happen sooner or later. The Reuters website is today reporting that the Walt Disney Co will allow same sex couples to marry via its Fairy Tale Wedding Program, which are available at Disneyworld, Walt Disney World and on its cruise line.

Previously fag couples were allowed to organize their own weddings or commitment ceremonies in rented meeting rooms at the 2 resorts, but were specifically banned from buying the Fairy Tale Wedding Program or using locations within the 2 resorts specifically set aside for the Program.

It should be pointed out that part of the problem lies in the location of the 2 resorts – California and Florida. Neither permits nor recognizes fag marriages. Therefore fags were unable to obtain a marriage license, which thereby excluded them from buying the Fairy Tale Wedding Program.

It also appears that Disney’s change of heart was due to its criticism on the site AfterElton.com and the realization that they’re not in the business of making judgments. Let’s not forget Disney’s long standing policy of “Gay Days” and its provision of health benefits to same sex partners of employees.

The Fairy Tale Wedding Packages start at US$8,000.00 and include a wedding planner, the ceremony, food and beverages, flowers and table decorations.

If the happy fags opt for the Lavish Wedding Option, they would get a ride to the ceremony in the Cinderella Coach, costumed trumpeters heralding their arrival PLUS Mickey and Minnie Mouse, dressed in formal attire.

(FuelMix is trying really hard to keep a straight face on this one)………………

It all seems strangely Freudian. Sealing a fag relationship in front of mice is good practice for the day that one or other of the fags smells a rat………………

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