Asian Cities Gay Sauna Reviews

Several readers informed us that our series on Hong Kong gay sauna reviews are the best on the Web. 

For 2016, we have been  requested to expand coverage to all Asian cities.

To date via readers feedback, we have published sauna reviews in these Asian cities:

• Seoul, Korea
• Shanghai, China
• Singapore
• Taipei, Taiwan

Just as readers took the initiative to submit their reviews on gay saunas in Hong Kong, we are now open to receive reviews and updates of gay saunas in any Asian city.


Guidelines

1. Full address, contact details, website and opening hours of sauna;
2. Date and time you were there and for how long;
3. Entry price you paid;
4. Attitude of staff;
5. Layout of the sauna;
6. Quality of decor;
7. Comments on Locker area;
8. Comments on Wet Area (showers, steam room, dry sauna, hot tub);
9. Comments on Dark Area;
10. Comments on Private Rooms;
11. Refreshments and Food;
12. Type of clientele - approx age range, body type, ethnicity, attitude or friendly, standing around or easily getting action;
13. Whether you got action;
14. Whether you'd go back; 

We reserve the right NOT to publish reviews we deem suspicious, inaccurate or self-serving;

Readers may submit their reviews via email to: fuelinjectedmale@live.hk
Subject Heading: [Name of Sauna and Name of Asian City]  
 

Club Houzz Sauna 20

4/F Canton Plaza

1125 – 1127 Canton Road

Mong Kok

Kowloon

Hong Kong
Tel: 3484 2770 

MTR:  Mong Kok Station, Exit A 2 

When this sauna opened it had such great potential.  But in our view, lousy management killed it and we withdrew our endorsement as we watched it go downhill - fast.

Not surprisingly, this place shut down a few months ago.

1.  Readers may submit reviews of gay saunas in any Asian city;
2.  FuelMix no longer gives personalized sauna advice; 

© Copyright 2006-2015 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

Fugly Warnings

One of our friendly GAMs on the street, trotted up to us breathlessly and hissed in annoyance, "the fuckin' saunas are full of ugly guys...!"

"Why...?" said FuelMix feigning complete ignorance as he swiveled his sunglasses up to his head.

"Because of the Lunar New Year Holidays!" exclaimed the throat, "these Mainland Chinese guys are EVERYWHERE....!! and many of them are soooooooo ugly and sooooooo rude......!! For a long time, the saunas here are no fun.....!!......What to do....??!!"

"Which saunas are getting a lot of ugly Mainland Chinese....?" cooed FuelMix

"In Tsim Sha Tsui, Galaxy of course........and now ABC also - too many ugly guys from across the border. Also Alexander, Big Top and Club Houzz in Mong Kok - they come in groups of 3 or 4 - because Tsim Sha Tsui and Mong Kok is where they go shopping a lot.......They like Alexander because it is big.  They always complain so loudly in the other saunas that they are too small.  Why do they complain.....??? How many gay saunas in China.....? Hah...!!"

"What about Hong Kong side?" enquired FuelMix

"Yeah a lot in Action - still "NoAction" - so many there too"

" I see", said FuelMix

"It is just too many"......sighed the GAM, "it is just like invasion......it is NEVER going to stop...." His voice trailed off as he looked away, "this is not Hong Kong anymore......."

Hong Kong Gay Sauna Reviews

A reader helpfully informed us that our blog has "disappeared" from Google's search results........

Yes! Please continue to post and give reviews. I'm sure there are lurkers out there who read your posts. A year ago if I googled "gay hong kong saunas" your site was ranked on the first page. Now it's no longer appears. Fuck utopia-asia. I got all my info from you and had so much ass and cock at the saunas.

Very best,

Your USA fan

 

FuelMix says:

 

Well....well......well..... what's going on here....??  For the longest time, our blog indeed popped up on the first page of Google's search results, right near or at the top when it came to search terms like:

• "gay hong kong saunas"
• "hong kong gay saunas"
• "gay sauna reviews hong kong" 
  
• "gay sauna hong kong"
• "hong kong gay blog"
• "gay hong kong blog sauna"
• "gay blog hong kong sauna"

And the reader's right........the blog has disappeared from Google's search results when we checked pursuant to his e-mail.

Instead, certain "established" gay sites suddenly show up touting "their" sauna reviews.  When we glanced at them, we became intensely suspicious of some of those "reviews".

 

We can only assume that our independent and dynamically updated reviews were powerful, correct and **ahem** influential that some people felt threatened, or they paid Google to increase their search ranking visibility, or Google changed its secret algorithm as to how search rankings are displayed - or all three.

Whilst we're pissed off at our "Google disappearance", we're also intensely flattered at the impact of our unabashed Hong Kong gay sauna reviews. 

 

Apparently, it's not the first time that certain websites have inexplicably disappeared from Google's search results.

We'll leave it to our readers to decide if we've added value with our gay sauna reviews and other writings. If you'd like to come to our assistance via your social media contacts, we'd encourage it.

Club Houzz Sauna 19

4/F Canton Plaza

1125 – 1127 Canton Road

Mong Kok

Kowloon

Hong Kong
Tel: 3484 2770 

MTR:  Mong Kok Station, Exit A 2 

Note: Staff may, or may not, speak good English - depending who's on duty. If it's one of the owners, then the English will be fine.  If not, the English might be shit........

Web: clubhouzzhk.com

NOT open 24 hours;

Open daily from 3pm to 3am

Nude Nite after 8pm  

Friday night party from 7:30pm - all private rooms locked 


We received the following yesterday from what we assume is the Club Houzz Sauna management, although we're not sure........Apparently whoever sent it, must have read what was said in our posts, Club Houzz Sauna 17 and 18, as well as A Really Fugly Friday. (Hint : it wasn't very complimentary).

Underlining by FuelMix:

Hi,

I would like to share with you a video about the introduction of Club Houzz Sauna.
Hope this could help westerners knowing more about Club Houzz.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_84tooQMGI
Club Houzz website has been changed to:www.clubhouzzhk.com

Have a nice day!
Best Wishes


The video features a Mandarin speaking twink..........that should be a lot of help to Westerners......




UPDATE 28 December 2013 - Sent in by a reader:

LOL! I loved this...........

I could clearly understand him saying, "Let's go." The coke can was a great visual prop clearly acknowledging the globalized sophistication of this place. Good eye contact on the part of the narrator/guide, and I was charmed by the twin 'v-signals' with his fingers! 

I admit it: I've never been to a place like this. Never. I thought this was a hilarious video. As a "Westerner" I could use a good laugh. By the way, he looks good in plaid.

A Really Fugly Friday

A reader gets progressively pissed off as he hits 3 local saunas in succession, looking for hot guys.......

But.......which saunas pissed him off.........???

Hey FuelMix

I'm gonna bitch about my Friday.....took a day off work for ya know.....mental health reasons i.e. stressed out and thought I'd hit ONE gay sauna in the afternoon, have some fun, go shopping, have dinner downtown, head home and chill and look forward to the weekend.

Here's how it turned out......

1.   Alexander

Showed up after lunch about 2:30pm. Yeah I know it was early but as I said above, I had other plans for the day too.  Anyways, there were only about 5 people there when I showed up - all local GAMs as best as I could tell. Nothing to look at. 

However from about 3pm the place started filling up quickly. They were coming in every few minutes.  All GAMs and nobody hot looking. There was a huge range of body types and ages from skinny dyed blond twinks to 50 somethings flab, but all were surprisingly ugly.  I'm a GAM too - but not that ugly.

Some of the guys were hunky but they were on the stocky side or bear side with some facial hair.  Definitely NOT my type.

So.....they kept coming in the door, a combination of local GAMs and Mainland Chinese.  Nobody attractive. It's gone 4:30pm, a white guy also showed up and then a few minutes later, another white guy. But both were skinny AND flabby and one had no butt at all.  Definitely a major turn off even though I guess both were in their late 20s.

By 5pm I'm worried.  I should have had some fun and left at least an hour ago.  I did have other plans to enjoy my day off.  More guys, more ugly GAMs. I'm horny and pissed off.  By 5:30 I had enough.  The place was getting busy but still FUGLIES everywhere I looked.  There was some action in the Steam Room but I just couldn't get into it coz I saw what they looked like when they came in the front door.

I fled Alexander in disgust.


2.   Big Top

So I hit the street.  I'm standing there thinking "shit.....what a disaster Alexander was.  I need some relief, I'll put the shopping on hold and head to Big Top which is a 5 minute walk away.  Since they now open at 2pm and it's 5:30pm, maybe I'll find some fun there".

Wrong.

Tons of guys there and more coming in every few minutes. Definitely better bodies and faces, some muscular types, somewhat younger, some with cute tan lines from their swimming trunks, mostly GAMs with one or 2 foreigners plus one or two white guys.  I noticed a couple of GAMs wearing cock rings. Tons of attitude, tons of Stand and Model.  And the more they did it, the more Fugly they became to me.

How they hooked up is a mystery but all the rooms were occupied. Got groped and touched by other GAMs but they wouldn't commit to anything else.  It was surprising because in the past, I'd had a great time at Big Top.

My feet are hurting, nothing's happening this time around, I'm fed up with the attitude and it's coming up to 7:45pm.  I checked out of Big Top.


3.   Club Houzz

So I'm back on the street getting angry. I'm horny and I'm hungry. Friday is not going well for me. Should I have dinner or what.....??

Then I thought "OK....Club Houzz has its Party Nite on Fridays from about 8pm. It's just across the road from Big Top. Let me give that a shot.  Can it get any worse.......??"

Oh yeah......it can definitely get worse.

Again, tons of guys there mostly local GAMs in their 20s and 30s, 2 foreigners (one was really cute with a hot body but he wasn't interested in me....*sigh*) and one much older white guy who just sat in the corner.

Some GAMs had cute faces but lousy bodies - mostly too skinny. The majority of GAMs were just Fugly and not inspiring.  Lots of wandering around, everybody staring at everybody else. On Party Nites they lock the private rooms so everyone's waiting for somebody to start the party.  When he does they all jump and swarm on him and then push each other out of the way, so all you do is stand around and watch in semi-darkness. It was pathetic.

By 9:30 I realized nothing was gonna happen.  My Friday had gone to hell.  I was still horny and I still hadn't been shopping or had any dinner.

I left Club Houzz and was back on the street.  

I then discovered that the huge upstairs public toilet on the main road just around the corner from Club Houzz and next to the park, is very cruisy.  It's just been renovated and is all new and shiny. But there was nobody of my type there either.

What a lousy Friday.........!!

A really pissed off GAM.


FuelMix says:

Oh dude.........we totally sympathize.  Some days it all clicks and some days it all goes to hell. Looks like you had a double hit of Rejection and a Triple hit of the Fuglies.  And in Very Rich Megacity, when the Fuglies show up, they really show up.

Tell your Human Resources Department you need another Friday off.

Copyright © 2006 - 2013 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

Club Houzz Sauna 18

4/F Canton Plaza

1125 – 1127 Canton Road

Mong Kok

Kowloon

Hong Kong

MTR:  Mong Kok Station, Exit A 2

Tel: 3484 2770 
Staff may or may not speak good English- updated 28 November 2012

http://clubhouzz.hongkonggay.info/

NOT open 24 hours;

Open daily from 3pm to 3am

Nude Nite after 8pm  

Friday night party from 7:30pm - all private rooms locked 

After a gap of 10 months since he last did a review of this joint (see Club Houzz Sauna 11), FuelMix dropped in mid-week about 8pm on a cool, damp and murky evening.

Well fags.........it's official.  FuelMix hereby withdraws his endorsement of Club Houzz Sauna.

Here's why:

1.  The twink on duty could barely speak English. That was not the case when the place first opened. The owners and the staff spoke very good English and notices were also in English. Not any more. Plus their new website is now predominantly in Chinese.

2.  The drinks cooler has stupidly been moved adjacent to the Reception counter.  So when the place goes Nude and a customer needs a free soft drink, he has to open the door and step out, thereby running into fully dressed incoming clientele.

3.  The previously well lit Locker Room now has one yellow spotlight that is hideous, impractical and annoying.  The Locker Room is dimly lit and just plain grim on entering.

4.  The previously immaculate shower area is grubby as is the wall with the towel racks.

5.  One shower head would only work in intermittent spurts because the control lever wouldn't hold. The shower next to it was out of commission because there was no control lever.

6.  The floor boards outside the shower area were soaking wet, with extensive puddles.  They were extremely slippery.

7.  There were no fresh towels on the rattan basket adjacent to the showers.  A dripping wet customer had to come down the steps and knock on the office door.

8.   The Management helpfully stuck a (very small) sign on the wall next to those steps.  From memory, the notice said something like, "Trip Over With Care" [sic]

9.  The squealing twink on duty was swapping spit with his favourite customer of the day.......

10.  The heated floor mats that did such a great job in January 2012, were only partially effective in November 2012.  Why more than half the floor area of the Dark Room was stone cold, isn't clear.

11.   The only trash bin was overflowing. 

12.   The clientele was off-the-scale Attitudinal Fugly.

Sadly, the initial allure of this place, about which FuelMix had earlier raved at some length, has evaporated.  The management of this place has definitely gone downhill and a regrettable EEEeeww factor has crept in.  

It's an amazing fall from grace from a venue that had so much star quality and potential when it first splashed onto the scene (which was not long ago) - but which now relies on silly gimmicks like rainbow coloured strobe lights on one of the (operating) shower heads.

2012 FuelMix All Rights Reserved  

Club Houzz Sauna 17

4/F Canton Plaza

1125 – 1127 Canton Road

Mong Kok

Kowloon

Hong Kong

MTR:  Mong Kok Station, Exit A 2

Tel: 3484 2770 (Staff speak good English)

http://www.wix.com/clubhouzz/sample2#!

NOT open 24 hours;

Open daily from 3pm to 3am

Nude Nite after 8pm  

Friday night party from 7:30pm - all private rooms locked 

Received from a reader yesterday:

I decided to try my luck at Club Houzz instead [ Saturday 4 August 2012 - the reader had earlier been to Big Top ] and arrived there at around 10:45pm. Firstly, there was a sign at the entrance in Chinese saying everyone under 28 could get in for $10 (at least based on my quick read of it). However, when I went to the front desk, they did not mention the promotion and charged me the full 108. I was a little surprised at this as at Big Top, they charged me 85 instead of the full 138. Upon entering, I quickly decided to have a shower. I did not really see the ugly concrete mentioned in the previous reviews on your blog, but the floor was clearly wet. However, there was a very hot muscular GAM with a cute face who was showering as well. We exchanged looks throughout the shower and while he was drying his hair but when he reached the locker area, I realised he was on the way out. I had by then done a circuit and realised that it was an absolute disaster clientelle-wise. Most guys were in their 40s or 50s (I had noticed this last year that the clientelle at Club Houzz seemed to be older, but there was leavened with quite a few fit 20 year olds). I returned to the locker area and exchanged more looks and smile with the muscular GAM, but sadly he seemed on his way out.

I did a few more laps of the dark area, chanced upon a whole lot of older GAMs cumming on another GAM, but decided to leave after that. There was an especially aggressive 50 year old GAM chub could not take a hint. It seems that I must have missed the "golden hours" of Saturday afternoon to evening. Didn't get any action, but possibly because I was too picky.

Will probably go earlier on Saturday afternoon next time. A bit about me: mid-20s, professional, GAM, athletic build.

Cheers 

FuelMix says:

You should have demanded an explanation from the Front Desk as to why you were paying more than 10 bucks if you could prove you were under 28.  Again, this is symptomatic of a bizzare - and highly misleading -  pricing policy in which several local saunas are engaging, that is being steadily exposed on this blog by a number of readers.

It's boggling how loudly fags will scream at heterosexuals about fairness and discrimination, but will bend over and allow themselves to be financially fucked repeatedly by gay businesses. As previously mentioned, since discretion and anonymity are key attributes in showing up at a gay sauna for so many customers, these businesses are gleefully getting away with misleading price claims - knowing that the chances of a fag exposng them are minimal.............or are they.........? 

(Never underestimate the power of a well written blog backed by its readers.................)

You're right in observing that the late Saturday nite clientele in Club Houzz was a disaster.  That's been known for sometime. The "golden hours" appear to be their Friday Nite Parties and a couple of hours during Saturday afternoon and Sunday afternoon.  On weekdays, ClubHouzz can be dead.

There's nothing wrong with an older clientele in the saunas.  A couple of months ago, FuelMix was chatting to a 63 year old gym muscled GAM who was turning heads and getting hit on by the 20-somethings.  He did not look his age and was in superb shape.

As for those older men who are not in such great shape, FuelMix's view is Live And Let Live.  Body image comes in all shapes and sizes.  So long as they're comfortable in their skin, isn't that what Diversity is supposed to be about?

But if he's too aggressive and doesn't take a polite "No thanks" for an answer, then you're fully entitled to tell him to fuck off. See what FuelMix wrote in the post, Mature White Guy - the views expressed therein would apply to any older fag of any ethnicity.

Thanks for the update.

Copyright 2012 FuelMix All Rights Reserved 

Club Houzz Sauna 16

4/F Canton Plaza

1125 – 1127 Canton Road

Mong Kok

Kowloon

Hong Kong

MTR:  Mong Kok Station, Exit A 2

Tel: 3484 2770 (Staff speak good English)

http://www.wix.com/clubhouzz/sample2#!

NOT open 24 hours;

Open daily from 3pm to 3am

Nude Nite after 8pm  

Friday night party from 7:30pm - all private rooms locked 

Received from a reader: 

Hiya FuelMix

After I read your reviews, I went to Club Houzz sauna several times and became a big fan of the place. You were right in the things that you said about the premises and I also felt it had great potential - especially the Friday Nite parties.  

Then I took a break from the place for a couple of months and dropped in last Tuesday afternoon [17 July 2012] about 4: 30pm.  Boy! what a shock and disappointment!.......

The premises looked grubby and unclean particularly near the shower area where there is a wall with towel racks.  The wall was filthy.  Near the ceiling was some  cement that had recently been put on.  It looked awful.  Before, the shower area looked trendy and minimalist, now it looked yucky thanks to the filthy wall.

When I went into the Steam Room I was disgusted.  It was smelly.  I had never experienced this in Club Houzz before.  I was very puzzled as there were only a few people there and plenty of time to clean and disinfect the Steam Room properly.

I then walked through the Dark Area.  At first it looked clean but when I looked into the private cabins I was disappointed to see that several of them had peeling wall paper and grubby mirrors.  Also, some of the cabin lights didn't work and in one of them, the bulb had been removed and there was just a piece of glow stick cellotaped into the light !  

I was very disappointed at the shabby state of the premises.  Also, the TV volume and music volume was so loud both could be heard all over the Dark Area.  This did not happen before. 

I thought you would like to know what I found when I went there.  Apparently the management is still the same so I don't know why the premises were looking so bad.   

FuelMix says:  

Brilliant........that is the whole point of these gay sauna review series.  They are intended to be dynamic and fluid as readers send in their latest assessments.  

Club Houzz has been in business about a year and a half.  If their premises, for which FuelMix had earlier given rave reviews, are looking grubby, then customers should confront the management - even if one is paying HK$65.00 instead of HK$108.00 for entry before 5pm.  Go to their website and e-mail them.

The fact is there's no excuse for it.  If Club Houzz wants to trash itself, so be it.  But why should the customer have to pay to be a disgusted witness?  

Thanks for the update. 

Copyright © 2006 – 2012 FuelMix All Rights Reserved   

Club Houzz Sauna 15

4/F Canton Plaza

1125 – 1127 Canton Road

Mong Kok

Kowloon

Hong Kong

MTR:  Mong Kok Station, Exit A 2

Tel: 3484 2770 (Staff speak good English)

http://www.wix.com/clubhouzz/sample2#!

NOT open 24 hours;

Open daily from 3pm to 3am

Nude Nite after 8pm  

Friday night party from 7:30pm - all private rooms locked 

Received from a reader 2 days ago and edited by FuelMix at the reader's request: 

Hi FuelMix

I am going to write you my sauna review of Club Houzz. (Please edit the structure and correct the grammar for me if necessary).

It was an early April Friday afternoon, arrived before 5pm so only paid $68. The place was easy to find. It is in an industrial building, but the entrance is on the side street. There is a lift going up straight away to the [4^th] floor where Club Houzz is located.  A security [guard] [is] on the Ground Floor.  Several buildings in Very Rich Megacity which have gay saunas, also have security guard posts on the Ground Floor.

The reception was friendly enough. My first impression of Club Houzz was that it was very cold and hard. Different from other saunas in VRM.  The colour tone was mainly concrete kind of grey there. There is no dry sauna but a very dark concrete small steam room which can be so dark and hard that one can hit himself easily.

The shower area that FuelMix mentioned was quite nice and showers were hot and powerful. The size of cruise area was quite considerable and as FuelMix said, it wasn't so dark as some other saunas(such as Action).

There is no free drink or food other than water and banana or maybe some snacks and sweets.

The clientele ranged between 20 and 40, mostly average built but a couple were quite muscular. All were GAM but there was one GWM. By 7pm the staff were locking the private cabins and at 7:45 pm they started to take back the towels that the customers were wearing and gave them smaller ones to use after a shower. Then the lights were dimmed.

These naked bodies were in a few clusters but mainly in the darkest corners. There was no modeling and almost everyone can join in as long as you are in good shape and ... brave enough.  A golden principle to thrive in any sauna in VRM is Youth. Most people like slim or muscular built body so if you fit these criteria you basically succeed in any sauna. Being good looking can sometimes bring too much action which can be annoying LOL

Anyway, the ecstasy lasted until 10pm, after which many left for home or perhaps move to other saunas nearby.

Will I go back? Personally I don't think so. I don’t mind the Nude theme but having no private room to play in during the Nude Party, was not for me.

FuelMix says:  

To get the most out of Club Houzz’s Friday Nite party, you gotta be an exhibitionist. Period.  It’s a bold idea for bold people.

Your report is consistent with what FuelMix and another reader (Hong Kong Sauna Slut) had written about the Friday Nite Party.

GWMs are still timid about showing up at Club Houzz, although FuelMix spotted some middle aged ones, typical of the shit.....err……clientele to be found in ABC and Central Escalator.  The younger GWMs in particular need to sit up and take notice that in FuelMix’s Not So Humble Opinion, Club Houzz has the best premises.

It would be fun to see a mixture of fit GWMs (of any age) and fit GAMs partying on a Friday Nite in Club Houzz.  The place would rock.

You’re right about timing – the party naturally dies off around 10pm, but people still come in so there is variety to choose from.

Thanks for the update. 

Copyright © 2006 – 2012 FuelMix All Rights Reserved  

Club Houzz Sauna 14

4/F Canton Plaza

1125 – 1127 Canton Road

Mong Kok

Kowloon

Hong Kong

MTR:  Mong Kok Station, Exit A 2

Tel: 3484 2770 (Staff speak good English)

http://www.wix.com/clubhouzz/sample2#!

NOT open 24 hours;

Open daily from 3pm to 3am

Nude Nite after 8pm  

Friday night party from 7:30pm - all private rooms locked

Received from a reader today:  

Hi,

Wanted to share a little about my experience in Club Houzz MK, on a Friday evening.

Went in last week [Friday 11 May 2012] about 15 mins before the Friday night party and as many other contributing members mentioned, there were a lot of guys just hanging around the changing area or sitting on the sofa pretending to watch the porno playing on TV.

Here is the fun part! i am of South Asian origins (yes, I am a brownie!) Average built, tall and a little gut from the Desk job.

The staff at the entrance were very friendly, after paying HKD108 I entered the game zone from the discreet side door.

As I entered, everyone was checking me out while I was depositing all my belonging into the locker (seriously small lockers!

At exactly 8:00 lights were dimmed and the action began.  Now here is what confused me. From  the reports it seemed as though the guys weren’t getting enough of each other and here I see guys trying to see how tall they look against the wall….. I mean what the fuck!

And where are the guys who were checking me out earlier? i was running paces through the mazes and the steam room like a damn horse and no one wanted a piece of this exotic meat......I felt like Pac Man, running around like hell but when I  get interested and turn around they cower in the corners…….. covering their ass.

The only open room with a sort of curtain was occupied by 2 guys ramming each other while a 3rd stood guard at the door and wouldn’t let anyone in. I decided to break the ice here and gave a slight push to the ringmaster to get him out of the way…...which int urn made him turn around, hiss at me but when he noticed a pissed off brown one, he decided to walk away.  However, the guys seemed very occupied and there was an unmistakable smell of feces......

In all by 9:00 it was a pretty bad experience for me…….

I have had better luck at Ni Chome, Rainbow, and CE - where I am worshipped.

To conclude…….. No action at all, nada my cock was as dry as it was when I came in.

I guess - Kowloon side sauna clientele cannot be expected to mix with Non chinese, especially  a brown / black variety.

Extremely  disappointed.

FuelMix says:

There appears to have been no shortage of guys there for the Friday nite party.  Although you haven’t said it explicitly, FuelMix is assuming all the other guys were GAMs.   FuelMix has also seen Filipino guys there, some of whom were dark skinned. You have given no indication of age range either.  FuelMix has been hearing that like Alexander, Club Houzz gets  a mixture of older and younger guys – even on the Friday nite party.

Since one cannot  predict the temperament  of customers  that will be there, all that can be said (judging by your reference to guys trying to see how tall they looked against the wall) is that you appear to have hit the Stand And Model Crowd that evening.  It is frustrating – even more so if you went there having read the Club Houzz reviews on this blog.  As FuelMix has frequently said, no guarantees can ever be given.  If you’ve read the Club Houzz series, you’ll note that even FuelMix’s reviews on the place have varied.

Your body type appears to be either minor Chubby or slightly Bear.  That’s not the kind of body type Club Houzz tends to get (FuelMix admits  he hasn’t been to Club Houzz in about 4 months, so will be happy to be corrected on that statement).

If you claim to have been worshipped at NiChome and Rainbow (and Rainbow attracts Chubs and Bears), then obviously Kowloon side sauna clientele will mix with guys of the brown / black variety.  For the record, FuelMix has also seen black and brown  guys at Alexander with body types of muscular to stocky.  They got action.  You might wish to try Alexander in the future.  It's open 24 hours.  

Thanks for the update. 

Copyright © 2006 – 2012 FuelMix All Rights Reserved  
 

Club Houzz Sauna 13

4/F Canton Plaza

1125 – 1127 Canton Road

Mong Kok

Kowloon

Hong Kong

MTR:  Mong Kok Station, Exit A 2

Tel: 3484 2770 (Staff speak good English)

http://www.wix.com/clubhouzz/sample2#!

NOT open 24 hours;

Open daily from 3pm to 3am

Nude Nite after 8pm  

Friday night party from 7:30pm - all private rooms locked

Received from a reader today: 

hilo, fuelmix, it's nice to see you keep posting the sauna situation, which encourage me to try clubb houzz last friday night (6.4.2012)

the area is well designed for every kind of action, especially the shower stall.  I haven't try the steam room as its very dark inside, but the corridor from the shower to the main area remind me a closed sauna named 'Jungle' at tsim sha tsui before.

I may be one of those u described as 'attitude lads', but i am sure i am not a 'fugly'.  I arrived that night at 7pm, just after workout at california gym.  I paid $120 for two entry, and when i arrived there is not crowded, but i can see most people are in their mid 30 to mid 40.

I went to the shower and a 40 sth grabbed my ass, in which i rejected him right the way.  I done the shower and walk through the sauna, and i particular like the relaxing reading area.

later at 8pm, a cute tall lean singaporean in mid 20 comes in, and i already stood next to the mirror naked, with my dick semi hard (full hard 7' bigger than normal for an asian i thought), then i approached him after he done shower, but we found none of the room available as they all locked that night.  Luckily i found one of the room was loosely locked and we bumped in and finished there.

I then walk around the sauna again and i found an area opposite to the big TV inside some already fucking there but it was too dark to identify their outlook.  I then stood as the attitude lads next to the mirror in the main area, but i found only 1 guy i interested, however when approaching him, he seems not interested in me.

Overall the people there around mid 30 to mid 40, while some of them still in shape but most of them not.  I cannot see any muscular body as u described in January entry.  What annoying me is there are some fugly gossiping and speaking loudly at the main area like there is their place, which was more disgusting when comparing with those young fugly gossiping at hunter, as they are older and with high pitch voice like a woman.

I left at around 9pm and then go to the' Big Top' sauna as I don have to pay that night.  Overall I thought CLub Houzz should do some promotion for muscular guys in order to attract more similar type people to go there.  Otherwise I don’t think it can survive in Mong Kok with 4 sauna there.

PS:  Please accept my poor English.  I am 28/170/130, lean fit type with slightly muscular body and a big dick, that's all.  

FuelMix says:

There's no guarantee that the crowd on one Friday night will repeat on another Friday.  After a reader's Friday nite review, published as Club Houzz Sauna 10, FuelMix showed up on a Friday evening to check for himself and found it was accurate - and therefore published his own review as Club Houzz Sauna 11.

As far as the crowd being mid30s to mid40s, that is an unmistakeable trend in the gay saunas here in Very Rich Megacity. Many of these guys are married or have GFs. Whether they regard themselves as Bisexual is another matter. It's a fair bet that a lot of them are highly closeted.

Previously the mid30s - mid40s crowd were limited to Central Escalator, Galaxy, Gateway, KK Fitness and QQ Fitness. The upward curve in the client ages has spread to Alexander (see some of the reports published in this blog), ABC, Action, Colony, Chaps, Club Houzz, Follow Me and NiChome. That's not really a bad thing. FuelMix has seen muscledudes in their 50s who were hot as hell. The other trend is that older guys, who assumed they were str8, are now experimenting as "recreational gay". This trend is not limited to Asia.

The gay saunas attracting a predominantly 20-something crowd are My Way Platinum and Hunter. They have not received good reviews on this blog. (FuelMix is ignoring Double and will not show up there. Other than their peculiar door policy, there are other issues which suggest that one would not wish to be in the wrong place at the wrong time). 

Thanks for the update.

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Club Houzz Sauna 12

4/F Canton Plaza

1125 – 1127 Canton Road

Mong Kok

Kowloon

Hong Kong

MTR:  Mong Kok Station, Exit A 2

Tel: 3484 2770

http://www.wix.com/clubhouzz/sample2#!

NOT open 24 hours;

Open daily from 3pm to 3am
Nude Nite after 8pm 

Received from a reader: 

Very good addition to the sauna spectrum with really thoughtful touches like the heated floor, losing the towels and locking the cabins to encourage group action after 8PM, free drinks etc. I went on Friday 4th, 2012 and the place was very busy and after 8PM there were areas of the dark area absolutely heaving with guys. There were only a few really cute guys who always seemed to waiting just outside the dark areas and checking their phones possibly to see if their girlfriends were trying to contact them. Which must make some women question why so many Park N Shops play Madonna remixes so loud and so often.

You only need a couple of party guys to get these place going and this Friday there was one really well hung guy GAM who got the ball rolling by jerking in front of the main TV then moving to the dark area where he offered his butt up to all comers. Have you noticed in group scenes there is always some crusty old troll who appoints himself ringmaster and ball-stroker-in-chief and gets hissy when anyone else tries to come into the cabin? Fucking hilarious.

The proprietors are smart operators and have been offering 2 for one passes and discount passes to build up their client base. Their location is ideal for people concerned about keeping it on the down low as the area is mostly deserted and there are no rainbow flags giving the game away.

FuelMix says:

Yep……….Friday Nite seems to be the time to go to Club Houzz.  According to the locker count, the maximum number the place can hold is 54. But for some reason on a Friday Nite there just SEEMS to be much more than that.

One of word of caution though.  Agreed that the proprietors are smart operators, but the reality is that Club Houzz can be deserted on other days of the week.  The only other time that there seems to be a crowd is early Sunday afternoon.

Kinda reminds FuelMix of the now defunct Towel Club which similarly had a lopsided surge on one day of the week and dead pretty much the rest of the time.  Towel Club did not open 24/7 and neither does Club Houzz.  Still, we wish Club Houzz all the best.  It's hands down the best location and the best designed.  It deserves a lot more support.

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Clubb Houzz Sauna 11

4/F Canton Plaza

1125 – 1127 Canton Road

Mong Kok

Kowloon

Hong Kong

MTR:  Mong Kok Station, Exit A 2

Tel: 3484 2770

http://www.wix.com/clubhouzz/sample2#!

NOT open 24 hours;

Open daily from 3pm to 3am
Nude Nite after 8pm 

FuelMix's Review of the Friday Night Party 8pm - 3am

Having earlier published a reader’s review of the Friday nite party at Club Houzz that officially starts at 8pm (see Club Houzz 10), curiosity propelled FuelMix to check out the Friday nite bash for himself.   Showing up at 6:45pm, he got a locker easily without having to wait.  The friendly staff told him in that he’d timed his entry right.  Any entry after 9pm on a Friday ran the risk of having to wait for an available locker.

By 6:45pm, there were plenty of people there and they kept coming in.  They were exclusively GAMs in their 20s and 30s, slim fit, toned or with well muscled gym bods.  There was a friendly vibe going on, some chatting and lots of checking people out in the Locker area. Strangers smiled at each other.  There was a real air of anticipation that FuelMix had not witnessed in Club Houzz before.  People were there for some serious fun and they were out to get it.

It was a very cold Friday evening and FuelMix was delighted to see that the management had laid down a fully heated non-slip floor throughout the premises, including the Dark Area.  It was a joy to walk on.

GAM customers continued to pour in, sometimes 2 or 3 at a time.  The place was getting packed.  FuelMix had given up counting.  Quite a few had good to obviously muscular bods, to seriously muscular bods.  There were a couple of very attractive Eurasians and some muscular Banana Chinks giving themselves away by their nasal twang.  The age range was beginning to widen as well. Some attitude began to show.

By 7:30pm all private rooms were locked and the accoutrements had been set out in strategic locations.  Given the huge amount of people there, the party started 30 minutes early – or more precisely, the customers decided to start it.  The staff instructed customers to store their towels, switched the main TV in the Lounge to porn and dimmed the lights throughout the premises.

What happened thereafter can only be described as mindblowing.

The place heaved with aggressive cruising and action.  In some areas, the clusters of men was so dense, it was nearly impossible to navigate through them.  FuelMix was stunned.  He had never seen anything like this before in the gay saunas in Very Rich Megacity.  In fact, he’d never seen anything like it before in any gay sauna in any other city in the world.  What was going down was Wall-to-Wall-to-Wall-to-Wall action.

And still customers kept arriving…………

The raw truth is that no other sauna in town had the foresight to acquire premises in a brand new industrial and commercial building, intelligently and elegantly design it and then host an event like the Friday Night Party.  And get them in the door.

FuelMix smirked as he surveyed the scene.  It was a tour de force of marketing and brains – and a huge amount of fun.  In his first review of Club Houzz, he theorized that it had the potential to blow every other sauna in town right out of the water.  One can only hope they play their cards right.

By 10:30pm the dense crowd vanished.  It was as if they had come in like a school of piranha fish, swarmed their share of prey, dissolved in shower bubbles and checked out of the premises.  There were still plenty of people there having fun, socializing or just chilling, so choice was still available.  After all the party would go till 3am.

FuelMix left at 11:30pm very, very impressed.  He'd got waaaay---aaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy more attention than he'd bargained for and that major shit faced grin he's currently wearing, will take a few days to fade.

Note to white fags:    

Do you have any idea just how fuckin’ stupid you are:

• Not showing up at a sauna that (like Alexander) happily says it is white-friendly?
• Not showing up at a sauna that shares the same MTR station (different exit) to Alexander?
• Not showing up at a sauna that is only 7 minutes walk from Alexander at street level?
• Paying HK$130.00 at Alexander on a Friday night, when you could enter the Friday Night Party at Clubb Houzz for HK$108.00?

Seriously, do you have the first clue just how stupid you are…….?  

Club Houzz Sauna 10

4/F Canton Plaza

1125 – 1127 Canton Road

Mong Kok

Kowloon

Hong Kong

MTR:  Mong Kok Station, Exit A 2

Tel: 3484 2770

http://www.wix.com/clubhouzz/sample2#!

NOT open 24 hours;

Open daily from 3pm to 3am
Nude Nite after 8pm

Received today from our occasional correspondent, Hong Kong Sauna Slut...... 

Hello, FuelMix!

It's Hong Kong Sauna Slut writing again, after a memorable visit last night to Club Houzz.  Just thought you and your readers would like to know it was absolutely insane during their Friday event when they lock all the cabins to encourage group action in the open. Mission accomplished! When I arrived around 9:30pm, the cute front desk staff advised that I'd have to wait a few minutes because the lockers (later I counted 60 in total) were all full! I've been visiting HK saunas for years and this was a first. Within minutes, a handsome and smiling Asian lad exited, and when I entered I felt like I'd stumbled on an orgy-themed porn shoot.

The locker area was packed with guys: all Asians except one gweilo, mostly slim-to-gym fit guys in their mid-20s and 30s, in various states of undress. Above the trancey, softly-modulated music I could hear rhythmic moans interrupted now and then by deep, guttural groans. I didn't bother showering right away (all four stalls were busy with playful guys) and instead wandered the premises. In the steam room, six guys were stacked thick in a train of anal sex. Doubtful they all wore condoms and uninterested in STDs, I set off for the dark area where metal bars divide the narrow corridor. Another wild scene was underway, with a muscular hottie somehow standing on the bars, steadied by a toned guy who sucked his dick as the toned guy got fucked by another. It was so dark, however, that I lost count of guys, especially with the swarming hands and generous body contact as I passed by.

I turned next to the L-shaped central play area, where guys lined up to enter the only open room in Club Houzz, which is really the size of a big walk-in closet. Squeezing in, I saw a dozen guys packed in to watch a very loud twosome go at it on the matted floor. A word on the floors -- everywhere, they were sickeningly slickened by an awful combination of cum, KY gel, and shriveled condoms (at least condoms were made available on stands in the central area as well as by the lockers). Poor staff swept through with flashlights every few minutes to try to clean up, but there was so much random jacking off and group action that even the hallways felt like a wet area. At one point I ran into a guy who frequents laid-back Colony, and before I could ask what he thought, he whispered, "Isn't this crazy?!"

Incidentally, I recognized some guys from other saunas I visit (Double, Alexander, Big Top and Ni-Chome). Despite the free-for-all feel of the night, guys were generally approachable. Very little posing or attitude. I stayed a few hours, curious to see if the crowd would evolve. By midnight, 20 or so guys remained, yet there was still plenty of horniness, even on the freakin couch in the TV area. While sitting nearby, I was suddenly fending off a powerfully built local whose aggressive gestures drew a gang of onlookers who started feeling us up, stroking nipples, grabbing dicks, etc. You get the picture. By the end, I got fucked by two guys in a corridor, then fucked a different guy in a corner, and left around 1:30am, when seven guys remained. I plan to go back to Club Houzz, but if it's for one of their special Friday nights, then I'll be sure to get plenty of rest beforehand... Happy horny holidays!

HKSS

FuelMix says:

Terrific review! Glad you had a great time.  Interesting to see that Club Houzz appears to be (finally) packing them in - at least for one day of the week. FuelMix loves the premises and has said that he thinks it's the best designed and laid out space in town, with the potential to blow every other sauna out of the water. (The operative word being "potential").  Thanks for writing in.


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