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Thursday, February 28, 2008

The (New) Etiquette Of Farting

It’s well known that to be successful, an entrepreneur has to find a niche. And what better niche than a person’s butt crack? A company from God’s Own Country has developed a range of personal care sticky patches. One of them is called the Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizer. It’s a patch, 3.25 inches square and and 1/32 inches thin.

The user places this sticky patch in the right place inside their underwear. The patch consists of 2 layers: a soft fabric with anti-microbial treatment and a second layer of activated carbon. When the urge to fart hits, let it rip and the activated carbon absorbs the interesting odours.

So, with this little gizmo, you can certainly fart, but you won’t upset people with your aroma………

You think FuelMix is making this up?

Go to their website and check it out:

http://www.garmentguard.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWCATS&Category=8

And here’s the video:






Thursday, February 14, 2008

The 6 Trends - Part 4

Here fags, lap it up:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/feb/11/usa.theairlineindustry

FuelMix knows from the web stats that fags are reading his postings on The 6 Trends. As usual, since anonymous comments are not allowed, fags don't have the balls to identify themselves and state a position. Either that or they're still sucking on a crack pipe.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

The 6 Trends - Part 3

Here fags, read this – taken from the CNN’s website for 4 February 2008:

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/TECH/02/04/fbi.biometrics/

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Monday, February 04, 2008

The 6 Trends - Part 2

Picture a future on Earth, bleak and dark.

Human beings have become the subject of massive behaviour control and modification via powerful electromagnetic frequencies, continuously beamed at them from the time they are a developing foetus in the womb till the time they die. The natural electromagnetic frequencies of the body and the brain have been successfully intercepted by technology. The human brain has mutated in an attempt to accommodate these strange overwhelming electromagnetic impulses beamed at it. The role of the human brain as the master governor of the body will be overridden.

The intrusion of technology into the human body is mandatory. Every human being is surgically implanted with an RFID chip. The sophistication of the chip is such that in addition to pinpoint GPS capability as to the human’s precise location within 4 walls or outside, the chip will monitor vital signs and then some. The chip will monitor, control and influence hormonal production as well as electromagnetic frequency. The chip will have the capability to speed or slow down breathing, heart rate, blood pressure. The chip will govern speech, vocabulary and take full control of conscious and unconscious motor functions such as physical movement.

The constant bombarding of electromagnetic frequencies and electronic entrainment, will “jam” the human into a limited frequency range. Their emotions and mental faculties can be stunted at will. Joy, ecstasy, pleasure, feelings of caring or concern, the power of analysis, can be rationed or replaced with a chronic numbness to the range of human emotions, or simply substituted by feelings of rage, anger, aggression, depression and hopelessness. Fear will become the overwhelming emotion.

Humans will be turned into drones, and pack mules, a new generation of beasts of burden for whom original thought will be discouraged. Overwhelming organic and molecular control will become the prerogative of government. Sexual activity, sexual orientation will be genetically, chemically or electronically manipulated. Sub-cultures, languages, whole societies and their histories, can be wiped out if they are found to offend the official line.

The manipulation of electromagnetic frequencies to trigger disease, cancer and tumor, has been perfected. Through the modulation of frequencies, certain classes of humans can be spared disease or can be subject to controlled infections to reduce their numbers.

Human DNA will be freely and outrageously manipulated with animal DNA. The myths of half man, half beast (mermaid, minotaur, centaur) will be shown to be true. Mammalian, reptilian and insect bloodlines will be mixed at will, without regard to the morality of so doing.

DNA research and genetic engineering, will have modified food. Humans will simply have to eat what is presented to them. Food will be yet another control tool

For the record:

  • FuelMix has no interest in politics.
  • FuelMix has no interest in sci-fi and does not watch or read sci-fi. Any similarity to published or broadcast material is purely co-incidental. This and the preceding post are based solely on FuelMix’s observations and readings of publicly available media.

So fags, there's FuelMix's interpretation of the 6 Trends.

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Sunday, February 03, 2008

The 6 Trends - Part 1

FuelMix is a very keen urban observant and looks for clues in apparently unrelated phenomena. Let’s also articulate the premise that fact may indeed be stranger than fiction.


Trend 1

First, is the huge number of people carrying things around. Backpacks are getting bigger, laptop carrying cases are larger, more people are using a hybrid carry-on luggage on wheels that doubles as a briefcase, shopping bags are bigger, people are using both a briefcase and a laptop case, leather satchels or ballistic nylon messenger bags are everywhere.

Trend 2

Second, is the deep social penetration of electronic devices, namely portable media players, mobile phones, personal digital assistants, Bluetooth ear pieces, music and radio headphones. Almost everyone you see, of all ages, is wearing or carrying something that ultimately plugs into their ears.

Every electronic device emits an electromagnetic frequency. The human brain and the human body continuously emits electromagnetic frequencies as well. There are already grumblings alleging that mobile phones are causing brain tumors. Yet they and every other device, are plugged into people’s ears – which incidentally are in close proximity to the brain.

What is the effect of these electromagnetic frequencies on the human body’s and the human brain’s natural electromagnetic frequencies?


Trend 3

Third, is the avowed urban intent to go Wi-Fi. Drag your laptop, your handheld anywhere – hey, it’s convenient. A plethora of Wi-Fi transmitters is everywhere – on rooftops, in the subway, on traffic lights, street signs, in school playgrounds, in parks, in offices. There are even activists who insist that internet access is now a basic human right.


Trend 4

Fourth, the increasing acceleration of media reports on cloning, specifically, the acceptance of animal cloning (“isn’t it a nice way to protect endangered species…?” and “wouldn’t it be nice to eat beef without fear of Mad Cow Disease?”) and the inevitability of human cloning.

What is even more interesting are the reports of cloning one animal with another to produce a hybrid. Those reports are becoming more frequent.


Trend 5

Fifth, hardly a week goes by without some genetic scientist claiming to have an insight into human DNA and proclaiming that in the not-too-distant-future, there will be a cure for this or that.


Trend 6

Sixth, the fetish to monitor human behaviour and characteristics justified on the grounds of national security, corporate security, or crime-prevention. Withess the number of urban security cameras, the insistence that travelers provide all 10 fingerprints, iris scans, the data-mining on a person’s travel history, the monitoring of corporate e-mails, the soon-to-be-launched computer programs to wirelessly monitor a person’s heart beat, blood pressure and facial expressions whilst at the office, the surgical implanting of RFID chips in prisoners and those working in high-level security installations.

What does this all mean? As FuelMix said at the beginning of this posting, let’s start with the premise that fact may indeed be stranger than fiction.

FuelMix will give his take on the 6 Trends in Part 2.

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