Parkside (Uptown Funk And Suck)

"I think this is a gay bar without the drinks...!!" whispered the 20-something female to her anemic looking boyfriend, "they're giving YOU dirty looks...!!....I don't think we should be here....look at all these GUYS.....they're by themselves standing close to each other or walking around nearby staring at the other guys.....what are they DOING....??!!"

"Uhh...OK..." muttered the boyfriend, looking alarmed and insecure, "just keep walking, I won't make eye contact with any of them..."  The sound of her clattering stilettos rapidly faded away. Silence once again descended on the very dark corner of the park at 10pm on a weekday.

"....any of them"  being not less than an astonishing 28 fags clustered in what is rapidly becoming the most notorious open secret in local Fagland, attracting a daily evening feed of regulars - GAMs, whites, students, office guys, chubs, gym guys and tourists in the know -  PLUS the usual trash of Mainland Chinese moneyboys some of whom remove their shirts - as if that's gonna help their case  - PLUS creepy, horny, vaginally-deprived Pakis and Indians with thick accents, dubious identity documents, claming to live "alone" ("alone" being a cubicle in a sub-divided flat with 12 others), making clucking noises like parrots whist scoping a deal for their cock and his cash.

If the usual trash of moneyboys and creepy Pakis was added to the mix, "any of them..." would be approaching a total of 40.

FuelMix stared in amazement and disbelief.  It was a fuckin' Tuesday night for chrissakes....what the hell would this place look like on Friday nights and weekends..??!!

In the darkness and deep silence of massive trees and artfully planted shrubbery, time stood still.  Fags were draped across railings and benches, their eyes transfixed.  If they moved, it was a peculiar combination of vigilance and torpor.  The scene was reminiscent of Wagler Pit Vipers found in the dimly lit Penang Snake Temple, with illegal smoking being rancid incense.

Slithering around curved paths lined with pubic bushes, they bared their fangs and hissed at each other in mutual contempt.

Then, something would happen. One or more fags would twitch in erotic anticipation and squirm towards each other.  Like reptiles, they bent and twisted to avoid unflattering park lamps from hitting their skin.  Darkness, or a semblance thereof, was necessary as they groped and rubbed themselves against each other. One would fall to his knees, a backpack would scrape against the ground,  the sound of a zip opening, sucking noises and moans, hips thrusting.  Minutes later, gulping noises and a strangled orgasm.  A white flourish of Kleenex, sounds of zipping up, a backpack scooped up and footsteps disappearing.

He'd be back.

(Or, in the words of Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars, "Don't believe me..? Just watch..")



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Galaxy Sauna 16

5th Floor, Harilela Mansion
81 Nathan Road Tsim Sha Tsui
Kowloon,
Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui Station, Exit C
Tel: 2366 - 0629
No website that FuelMix knows of

NOTE:   
(1)  NOT open 24 hours - Usually 12 noon to 11pm (previously 2pm to 11pm)
(2)   Staff do NOT speak good English on the phone. 


A Place For The Older White and Brown Daddies.....??

Well......that's what we keep hearing  on the street.

We bumped into one of our cocksucking friendly GAMs the other day who told us that he'd dropped into Galaxy 'coz he was told that older white daddies - which is what he's really into - show up there with clockwork regularity.  Apparently, he wasn't disappointed and swallowed vintage sperm from those who would otherwise find themselves sexually marginalized at some of the other towel joints in this city.

And according to him, it's not just older white daddies.......it's also older brown daddies of Indian origin (presumably married) both resident and tourist.  How did that happen....?

The brown daddies have it all figured out:

• Galaxy is in Tsim Sha Tsui, an area crawling with Indians, Pakistanis and Bangladeshi;
• It's in a building called "Harilela Mansion", which is an Indian name;
• There are several curry joints in that building;
• Brown guys are constantly in and out of that building;
• A closet gay brown daddy can enter the lift pretending to go to a curry joint and casually step out on the 5th Floor and nobody will bat an eye;

Warning:  Our GAM source tells us that the white and brown daddies are mostly fat and FUGLY.

(But he doesn't care.....he likes older cock......from his point of view, Galaxy is an Asian, White and Brown buffet.  Who are we to critique his dietary habits....?)

Yes, yes....we know what Galaxy actually looks like when one steps inside.  But its sprawling, decrepit, dank, dark and often eeeeewwwwey interior (with cryogenically powerful air conditioning) is apparently its selling point.  As our GAM throat said, there's no shortage of predominantly fugly guys showing up thick and fast.  The place gets packed - and then some.

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Colourized

FuelMix has written in the past how local GAMs in Very Rich Megacity, some blacks and Filipino fags around here, go to great lengths online to hide their ethnicity.  See for example:

• Cold Wash, Colour May Run;
• Scared Of The Dark?
• Flip Jacks;
• Flip Jacks 2;

Here's the latest iteration....... Fag Indians advertising online in Very Rich Megacity......not a hint of their ethnicity.......just "tanned".  **sigh**.

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Gay Sex In Modern India

Brilliantly written opinion from Daily News & Analysis on 18 September 2011 entitled, Looking for gay male sex at the supermarket.

With gems like this:

Muscular men are always asking only for other muscular men in a replication of the clone culture in the white gay world which makes one shudder. It appears we are always ready to copy the worst aspects of other cultures. The need for NSA is not because they are individualist but because they see relationships as outside the gay world which is in any case usually hidden from their regular lives".

Well worth reading - particularly as FuelMix pointed out earlier, tons of (chauvinistic and mysogynistic) highly closeted uncut brown fags from Masala Republic are hitting the shores - and gay saunas - here in Very Rich Megacity.

To observe that these brownies need to learn some gay etiquette and simple human courtesy, would be an understatement.  But at least readers will know where the behaviour is coming from.

And don't get FuelMix started on how these "just suck me, don't kiss me" types are emulating the macho swagger they saw on dubbed Arnie Schwarzenegger flicks or the strut of the latest, hottest Bollywood hunk (hairy chest optional).

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