The Silk Fuck

The University of Fag Bar (pending accreditation) was packed with local GAMs.  They weren't much to look at that evening. A handful of Ageing White Rice Queens (AWRQ) ogled and lusted after GAMs young enough to be their sons. 

We find the antics of the Ageing White Rice Queens funny, pathetic and sadly directionless.  Gay men, terrified of ageing, don't have empowering role models. Nobody has explained where the "nobody over 35" online prohibition came from - or the paradox of "nobody over 35" versus those looking for "Daddy".

But, there they were. Badly dressed, obese, balding, or streaky blond/brown grey, that made their head look like a dog’s butthole after a runny shit.  Pawing their way through the bar, they fondled, French kissed and squealed through their cluster of GAMs.

Some of these AWRQ's proceed to hold court in the bar. Some may not be of the highest socio-economic strata, but will dispense advice to the young GAMs as if they were mentors who'd seen the world.  

FuelMix hates to be cruel, but more likely than not, the GAM has seen more of the world than the AWRQ.  FuelMix has  chafed and chortled at some of the shit these AWRQ's come out with. It doesn’t matter where in the world these specimens show up, they sound like irrelevant, beer-reeking colonials.  

One proceeded to engage FuelMix in conversation -  with disastrous results.

Example 1: 

In response to AWRQ's query, FuelMix said he was quite fluent in conversational Mandarin and was formally learning it.  AWRQ insisted it was a waste of time, alleging that FuelMix couldn’t possibly be speaking the language anywhere else other than Very Rich Megacity or China.   FuelMix responded that he had spoken Mandarin in San Francisco and London as well as Singapore and Kuala Lumpur.  His buddies had informed him they were speaking Mandarin in Dubai. Given the numbers of overseas Chinese and the numbers learning Mandarin these days, one could pretty much speak it and hear it anywhere.  

AWRQ leered in disbelief.  FuelMix leered at him, surprised at his astounding ignorance.

Example 2: 

AWRQ complained that he found the locals sly and racist. FuelMix said that having lived in the West, the same could be said for whites.  

That didn't go down well.

Example 3: 

AWRQ bitched about the lack of cultural sensitivity in Very Rich Megacity and the complete absence of understanding foreign cultures. FuelMix informed him that Very Rich Megacity has one of the world’s highest numbers of local students studying overseas and further, that his own high school in VRM had 92 nationalities. As a major international financial centre, VRM has no shortage of foreign culture.  Not only that, since Asia was getting richer, major performance acts were flocking here - not to mention that VRM was a major wine and fine art centre.

FuelMix asked what steps AWRQ had taken to understand Chinese culture.

Again, that didn't go down well.  FuelMix felt he was wasting his time...

Example 4: 

AWRQ  said the local school system was simply geared to pass examinations. FuelMix said that was better than the nefarious practice of “social promotions” practiced by some schools in the West.

Example 5:

AWRQ accused FuelMix of being an arrogant capitalist who was just in it for the money.  FuelMix asked what the AWRQ was in it for....?  AWRQ snapped and said he was in the bar for a few beers,  nothing more.

FuelMix pointed out that AWRQ's young GAM had so far paid for his 3 beers.

The conversation ended abruptly.

Originally published 25 May 2007
Amended and Republished 3 November 2014 | 31 May 2017

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