Hutong Sauna 18

2/F Kar Wong Building
639 - 645 Shanghai Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit A2

(Cross Shanghai Street from Mong Kok Station Exit A2.  Building entrance is actually on the pedestrian-only part of Fife Street)

Tel: 2396 9595
Web: Hutong Sauna
Open 24 hours 

 

WORD ON THE STREET UPDATE 26 APRIL 2017
HUTONG A LAUGHING STOCK

Hotness Factor Still Crashing
Customers Fed Up of High Prices 

Toxic Attitude Of The Guys Who Show Up 

On the humid and slimy streets of Very Rich Megacity, we ran into 2 of our friendly GAM-Throats-On-The-Street looking pissed off as they twittered between themselves.

"Hey fags!!" said FuelMix brightly, "gimme some news..!!  Why you looking more ugly than usual..??!!"

"Aaaiiiyaaaahh...." crowed the young skinny one, "Hutong sooo greedy..!!  I go yesterday after a few weeks and now the "official" entry cost is HK$230.00".

"Really..?" said FuelMix, "I haven't been there and I wouldn't pay that anyway. So you paid HK$230.00..?"

"No" said skinny GAM, "I have so-called "discount" member entry of HK$150.00..."

"That doesn't sound like a discount to me..." muttered FuelMix, "that is the listed entry price for Jungle and MyWay which are also open 24 hours".

" I know", said skinny GAM, "It is getting too expensive..."

"So....did you have fun in Hutong..?" enquired FuelMix

"No...not really" said skinny GAM, "the guys coming to Hutong are not so hot...lots of Mainland Chinese tourists from all over China showing up there...OK....some are good looking, but many are fat and there are also fat guys who used to go to Alexander..."

"What about the Hong Kong muscleboys who go to Hutong...?" asked FuelMix

"Stand around, stand around...pretend they are too good for you...just makes them more ugly..." sighed the skinny GAM, "it all feels like a waste of time and money....they think they are so 'special'..."

"Where are you getting action then, these days?" asked FuelMix 

"Easier to cruise on the streets..!!"  giggled skinny GAM, "or go to Physical gym - ANY Physical gym..!!" 

His gym fit friend grinned and nodded. 

"Interesting", thought FuelMix, that was consistent with the  complaints and annoyance he had heard in MyWay a few weeks ago. 

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