Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
Readers will already be aware of the ubiquitous “D/D free, UB2” tag that appears in fag profiles. FuelMix predicts that fag bars, clubs, saunas, cafes will, in the future, have RFID sensing technology installed throughout their premises.
A Radio Frequency IDentification chip, is slightly bigger than a grain of rice and can be injected into a person's body so as to be embedded there. The chips contains electronically stored information which can then be read by an electronic reader located some distance away. This reader uses electromagnetic fields to track and scan the data in the chip.
Quantum Physics says there are only 4 forces in the Universe: Electromagnetism; Gravity; The Strong Force (the power unleashed in an atomic blast when the atom is split); and the Weak Force (the force that binds the sub-atomic particles together).
A Radio Frequency IDentification chip, is slightly bigger than a grain of rice and can be injected into a person's body so as to be embedded there. The chips contains electronically stored information which can then be read by an electronic reader located some distance away. This reader uses electromagnetic fields to track and scan the data in the chip.
Quantum Physics says there are only 4 forces in the Universe: Electromagnetism; Gravity; The Strong Force (the power unleashed in an atomic blast when the atom is split); and the Weak Force (the force that binds the sub-atomic particles together).
So what do fags, an RFID chip, “D/D free, UB2” and Quantum Physics have in common?
Answer: Light.
Specifically, the human body, composed mainly of water, constantly emits electromagnetic signals. Not only are they composed of light, but they emit specific and measurable frequencies.
Yeah…..so?
FuelMix predicts that The Fag Of The Future implanted with an RFID chip (voluntarily or compulsorily), will walk into a bar or sauna, stand under the sensors and immediately radiate a visual electromagnetic auric display, for all the other fags to check out.
The fag’s personal light show will display his health status, with HIV, AIDS, drugs and chem use all clearly visible as shimmering bands of light. The better his health, the more iridescent the display. The worse his health, the muddier the light.
RFID sensors will be placed all over the bar and sauna so as the fag walks around cruising, he will be emitting a unique and liar-proof signature based on electromagnetic impulse, health status and hormonal balance.
And you fags thought that all those 70s songs about turning on your love light, was just wishful thinking.
Originally published 3 November 2014
Amended and Republished 4 April 2017
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