Happiest Places On Earth

Disneyland (D);

Fagland (F);

D – Very politically correct;

F - Ditto

D – Claims to be inclusive;

F – Ditto;

D – Ruled by Fairies and Queens;

F -  Ditto;

D – Has a wicked queen somewhere;

F – Ditto;

D – Wicked queen spikes food  or drink;

F – Ditto - with GHB;

D – Costumes and parades a big deal;

F – Ditto;

D – Show tunes and dance numbers, huge;

F – Ditto;

D – Themed resorts, hotels and cruises;

F – Ditto;

D – Cast of characters include Mickey, Minnie, Goofy, Donald Duck, Snow White, Tinkerbell;

F – Cast of characters include Twink, Troll, Muscleboy, Drag Queen, Preppie, Leather Daddy;

D – Characters hug everyone;

F – Ditto;

D – Characters have iconic, but slightly ludicrous dress sense;

F – Ditto;

D – Same characters for generations;

F – Ditto;

D – Character dolls available;

F – Ditto;

D – Fairy dust sprinkled everywhere;

F – Cocaine sprinkled everywhere;

D – Escapism and Fantasy;

F – Ditto;

D – Happiness may be contagious;

F – Happiness may be infectious;

Originally published 27 March 2011.
Republished 21 April 2013 | 1 November 2014 | 8 April 2017

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