The Other Me

It's one of the most perplexing attributes of online faggotry: the number of fags who feel compelled to put up 2 simultaneously running ads on the same site, with very slight variations in their stats - usually height or weight.

The dead giveaway is that neither ad contains a pic and the wording is excruciatingly similar.

What are they attempting to achieve? A couple of centimeters here, a few kilos there?

FuelMix agrees that online ads is a numbers game, but as usual, fags have got it ass-to-front. Online ads are supposed to attract the largest number of people, without the fag having to slice himself into false and fractured bait in order to feed the hungry and the leery.

FuelMix can't recall having seen a really creative online fag personal ad that, irrespective of stats, would make the reader go, "Wow! That fag is good!"

What's the current outer limit of the fag's creative juices? 2 ads, neither of which are probably accurate, and a ubiquitous exhortation to, "Let's do it!" - which in FuelMix's lexicon is a prior declaration of failure.

The depressing realization is that at much as fags bitch about diversity in their "community", every ad is still same ol', same ol'.  And the thing is, the fag - and the next generation of fags - repeats this stunt year after year (which is why this post has been updated and republished, you see).

Is FuelMix the only one to notice that str8 people are much better at online personals?

Originally published 2 January 2010
Amended and Republished 18 August 2013 | 6 November 2014

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