Charlie's Asians

Here in Very Rich Megacity, fags in chat rooms and apps fall into 3 categories:

• those who say nothing about themselves;
• those who spell out their looks and drug cocktail; and
• those who portray themselves as a cut above;

The latter tweaked FuelMix’s attention.

Profile-wise these GAMs are generic - neither particularly attractive nor athletic. To their credit some will admit it, although the word “cute” appears somewhere in the profile on the off-chance of a carnal hookup.

Often, there’ll be a reference in their profiles to:

• “nice friends only” or  
• “friendly meetings” or  
• “looking for a meaningful friend” or  
• “like window shopping and cafes” or  
• “eating out, concerts, long walks”

What is striking about this group of average, generic GAMs is their use of slightly extravagant classically-inspired European online names to distinguish themselves from the semen-sucking hoi poloi. So you’ll find:

• Traviata
• Madrigal
• Dolce
• Il Giardino
• Zinfandel
• Icarus
• Chopin
• Mozart
• Turandot
• Puccini
• Bella Donna
• Prosciutto
• Antipasto, et al.

This collective online affectation conveys the unfortunate impression of the Vienna Conservatory of Music meeting Placebo (yeah you read it right) Domingo at the local Pizzeria.

These minus-average looking GAMs frequently market themselves to the Ageing (inevitably White) Fag. It’s a liaison instantly recognizable on the street by an ardent conversation of cultural pap, a yawning age difference, a menu and napkins.

They’ll be seated at a table where the GAM is usually perched on the edge of his chair, legs tightly crossed, his head resting in his palms, periodically emanating a coquettish laugh.

Alas, it’s not all tiramisu, crepes and chardonnay. The GAM is in direct competition with the other aesthetically-challenged GAMs hovering online or nearby.

The real-time dynamic is fascinating to observe. The GAM may genuinely seek a trusted older friend. From his slant eyed perspective, his online profile was clear: he’s looking for friendship first. Given how ugly he is, the truth is he’s not gonna turn heads cruising online or on the streets. He has to stress his personality above his pecs.

To him, the Ageing White Fag signifies prestige, a casual mentor from overseas, 7 days of companionship, a grope here and there, shared e-mail addresses, career advice. In return, the GAM gets to escape the confines of his conservative family, suggest a restaurant he’s always wanted to try, do some sightseeing and scatter pearls on the local cruising scene where the Ageing White Fag could find some swine.

To the Ageing White Fag, the quasi-platonic GAM is, in the scheme of things, pretty low maintenance. Some of these Ageing White Fags are frequent visitors to Very Rich Megacity and it’s convenient to have a sexually unattractive GAM on call to catch up on what’s happening. It’s like having a concierge without needing to tip, or a non-threatening wing man who can be counted on to supply background babble while his bi-focals do the cruising.

With several hundred flights a day into Very Rich Megacity, there’s no shortage of Ageing White Fags who’ve done their research on where to find local dick, without the inconvenience of a restaurant bill for 2 or the obligation to make scintillating conversation.

It’s a fine line. The GAM needs to feel needed and useful. The Ageing White Fag needs familiar company. It’s also a paradox: both are looking for an anchor without feeling chained.

Originally published 5 December 2008
Amended and Republished 20 April 2017

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Open Season

“In the gay world there are always going to be open (relationships)…….There is no curbing the gay”.

-----Patti Stanger, “Watch What Happens Live” Bravo Channel, reported on CNN 28 September 2011, ‘Millionaire Matchmaker ’ apologizes for comments on gay men

1.  The Politically Correct gay front was outraged.  Their target was a female matchmaker on a television show in God’s Own Country.  Chatting to an admitted homosexual who called into the show enquiring about long distance open relationships, she made the above remark as her way of describing the failure of gay men to be monogamous.  Watch the video here.

2.  It’s clear that the woman’s mouth and brain were not engaged.  Yet, at a fundamental level, what she implied was accurate. Gay men are shit scared of monogamy.

3.  What she should have done is to have asked the caller to observe from his experience, whether the average gay man would embrace monogamy.  She could have initiated a discussion as to why gay men are so ambivalent towards commitment.

4.  Instead, she got flak for implying what every fag knows:  Faggotry is in a dilemma.  

5.  For the last 40 years the evolution of Faggotry has been on 3 parallel tracks:  

• drink to drugs 
• dick to disease
• dogma to diatribe 

6.  The Politically Correct fag will go to great lengths to talk about the “sacrifices” in “the fight” for “acceptance and tolerance”.  Then he will proudly declare that Faggotry is a social and political force.  All true, except that Faggotry is also massively incongruent, contradictory, hypocritical and unempowering -  and nobody seems to want to address that.

7.  Monogamy and Faggotry are inherently incompatible.  Anonymous casual sex is ingrained in Faggotry for a number of reasons;

• It’s very profitable for Gay Media;
• It’s very profitable for Gay Businesses;
• Closet fags need anonymous casual sex for their personal, professional and political survival;
• It reinforces the hedonism of Faggotry;
• Hedonism has no limits.  Monogamy means commitment and boundaries;
• NSA sex avoids the need to develop Emotional Intelligence;
• NSA sex justifies the attitudinal social posturing;
• It’s a distraction;
• It accessorizes nicely with drug use;  
• It justifies the anecdotally high failure rates of fag “relationships” which were never properly defined;
• It’s the crutch for the “but I also have needs…” argument that many fags use as an excuse to play around in a “relationship”.

8.  The only way Monogamy works is for both fags to admit that Faggotry doesn’t.  In other words, as FuelMix has previously said in this blog, in order to be a successful gay man, one has to be homophobic by conventional Faggotry's standards and go into the gay unknown on one’s own terms.

9.  That’s where the average fag starts to shit:  

• He has to turn his back on “the community”; 
• He has to acknowledge the uncomfortable truth that while there are tons of attitudinal hotties swimming around, what he’d really like is a hot man he could come home to; and more importantly, a hot man he could trust physically, mentally, emotionally and spiritually.

10. That’s a tall order and takes work.  Those hours in the gym count for nothing.  It takes personal and mutual honesty in a sub-culture where deceit and distortion are just greeted with a shrug.  But then...... there’s that After-Party where that blonde guy from the gym is gonna show up and maybe they could swap phone numbers…..and he could introduce him to his dealer…..and the weather’s pretty good for cruising in the park…….

11. And once again, the fag is back where he started.  The institutional and addictive pull of Faggotry and its mindset are stronger than Gravity.  Yet, at his very core, the fag yearns to be accepted, loved and cherished, to trust and to be trusted.  

12. But Faggotry is stacked against him so he’s reduced to a cheap compromise of being “emotionally faithful” to somebody he hopes at the very least, is.  

13. Everybody smiles and nods even though they all know what that means. The collective delusion that the majority of fags are indeed “stable” must be perpetuated at all costs.  It’s the survival of the sub-cultural species.

14. We've said it before: Faggotry is a Ponzi scheme.  It needs a steady stream of fucked up, easily distracted, Politically Correct fags to keep the behavioural scam going and their lifestyle options “open”.  The Politically Correct gay establishment of course obliges and enforces. They need the votes, the sponsorships and the donations.

15. Outrage and Coercive Silence are an expensive business you know.

Originally published 2 October 2011
Amended and Republished 27 September 2013 | 18 April 2017

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An Ideal....Compromised

“The thing is”, said the Fat Middle Aged English Fag, “virtually all my friends are partnered. They’ve been together and faithful to each other for years. I like that”.

“Why?” asked FuelMix.

“Well,” said the fag, “there’s trust between them. There’s better communication. And more integrity when they deal with people…..you know, they keep their word and stuff. Their communication is more direct – you know whom you’re dealing with”.

“Not bad”, thought FuelMix who had once again, dropped into the University of Fag Bar (pending accreditation). It was rare for a Fat Middle Aged English Fag to spew sense and even more rare for one to posit the social virtues of gay monogamy.

FM: Do you have a partner?

FMAEF: Well…I’m sort of in a relationship.

FM: Huh?

FMAEF: I’m kind of seeing someone…..he’s younger…..not sure where he is right now…..

FM: A lot younger?

FMAEF: About 25 years or so. Not really sure about his age. And I didn’t tell him that I was coming to town this time.

FM: How much communication do you have then?

FMAEF: [voice trailing away] Oh….we talk…now and then.

FM: Are you monogamous?

FMAEF: Oh God No! I travel a lot for work. I have needs.

FM: Did you talk to him about monogamy or an open relationship?

FMAEF: No….he just sort of appears and then disappears. Besides, it’s too much work to talk about something as heavy as that. Why risk a fight...?

FM: So…..you don’t know his age, you don’t know where he is right now, you didn’t tell him that you're in town,  you’re not sure if you’re in a relationship and you sleep around anyway.

FMAEF: That’s pretty much it, yes.

FM: But you admire your friends and their relationship?

FMAEF: Yes very much so. They’re such good people.

FM: So what’s stopping you from emulating them?

FMAEF: Gosh! It seems awfully hard work…..you have to work at the relationship. And I travel a lot for work anyway.

FM: Do your partnered friends travel for work and pleasure?

FMAEF: Oh, all the time…..Oh..! I see what you mean…..I suppose I must be sounding like an arsehole……

FuelMix smiled politely, satisfied that he had trawled sufficient blog material to make a meaningful point.

Originally published 24 September 2008 
Republished 4 November 2011, 
Amended and Republished 24 May 2013 | 16 April 2017

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GAMs In The Sauna

A compendium of FuelMix's observations about GAMs in the sauna taken from here, there and everywhere.  Lighten up fags, we all love Orientals.  Here we go...

You know there’s GAMs in the sauna when:

1. Someone brings their mobile phone into the Dry Sauna and yaks to their friends while waiting for someone to show interest in them;

2. That tinkling noise you hear in the Steam Room is one of them pissing on the floor, or better still, on the bench where someone will shortly sit;

3. That sucking noise you hear coming from a private room is the slurping of cup noodles not cock;

4. You get earnest grins hoping they won’t get rejected;

5. You get a parade of scowls after they’ve been rejected;

6. Somebody walks into the glory hole booth and stands there with their towel on, wasting valuable real estate – effectively leaving up to 3 booths unusable;

7. A slant eyed type in the thickly misted Steam Room, pushes his face inches from yours to find out what you look like - and you discover the meaning of nearsightedness and oral hygiene;

8. You’re amazed at the most outrageous pubic hair on an otherwise hairless dude;

9. You feel the swirl of spit and mucous around your toes in the shower and realize that the drains have been clogged by constant hawking;

10. You find used towels thrown in the trash bin;

11. You get tired of being propositioned with “you faah [sic] me?” or “you suck my pennys [sic]?”

12. That scratching noise you hear outside your private room while you’re fuckin’ someone, is one or more of them trying to peep, or worse, pry the door open;

13. That agitated “tsk” “tsk” sound you hear in the corridors as you walk past, is one or more of them attempting not to be interested in you;

14. That guy who puked up in the Steam Room while trying to suck your cock, angrily accuses you of not telling him it would be so big;

15. You walk past the video room and notice that the 3 couches have been taken up by 3 guys sprawled across each one pretending to be asleep, and that 6 other guys are standing there getting really annoyed;

16. You notice one skinny dude sitting quietly in the hot tub and realize everybody left him there and nobody’s gonna get in until he leaves.

17. A dude you’ve politely rejected each time he pawed you 5 times in a row, suddenly bolts in a yellow blur;

18. You get glared at by recently rejected disgruntled types, getting their revenge on you by hogging the free computers while ogling western porn and surfing chat rooms;

19. You see fat, middle aged white bait;

20. That chronic voyeur who’s been sticking to you watching you get serviced, does an immediate “stand and model” and jerks his head the other way each time you make eye contact – but follows you around the whole time;

21.  That chain-smoking twink is as skinny as the cigarettes he's smoking.

22. That unidentified hand in the Steam Room that thinks it’s jacking you off, hasn’t realized that true jacking off is sliding a well lubricated steady grip up and down a rock hard shaft – not jerking your corpus cavernosa out of your pubic bone and leaving you impotent for 20 minutes;

Originally published 11 March 2009.  
Amended and Republished 19 November 2011 | 13 April 2017

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Say One Thing, Do Another

The other night FuelMix hit the sauna and ran into a GAM with whom he had played before (toys and oral).  At that previous encounter, GAM complained about the hypocrisy of gay men, stressing his belief in safe sex and toys.

FuelMix invited GAM into a private room room and at his request, throat fucked him. GAM loved it, moaning and gagging loudly for all to hear. He then worked his probing tongue into FuelMix’s muscled ass. FuelMix loves getting deep rimmed  and this GAM was one dedicated asslicker.  He was really, really good.

The door to the room was open. FuelMix, an unabashed exhibitionist and a catalyst for group fun (his more charitable GAM sauna buddies dubbed him, "The Party Organizer") was having his ass eaten out in a  truly photogenic moment.  

FuelMix was sitting on GAM's face, facing the door. GAM's tongue was lodged deep into FuelMix and he had thrown his legs up in the air, so that his butthole was also facing the door. A crowd of other GAMs gathered, gawking and jacking off to the visuals.

A Stocky GAM stepped into the room and started to massage Rimming GAM's cock. With FuelMix sitting on his face, Rimming GAM could not see who was playing with him. Stocky GAM worked his fingers into Rimming GAM's butthole, who writhed and squealed with pleasure as he drove his tongue deeper into FuelMix. 

Suddenly, Stocky GAM swiveled fag’s feet so that his butthole was at the edge of the bed. With a grunt, Stocky GAM fucked his bare cock into Rimming GAM's ass. FuelMix froze – expecting Stocky GAM to be kicked in the guts. But no….Rimming GAM's tongue remained lodged deep in FuelMix’s ass. 

FuelMix lifted his ass from Rimming GAM's face to give a better view of the owner of the cock that was now fucking him, but he simply lifted his head to continue rimming, moaning in ecstacy as Stocky GAM continued his bareback thrusts.

FuelMix was horny and puzzled. Wasn’t this ass eating fag the same one who had previously spelt out in great detail just what a healthy lifestyle he led and his belief in safe sex...? 

Meanwhile, Stocky GAM was repeatedly banging his cock deep into Rimming GAM's ass canal and they were synchronizing their thrusts. The noise level in the room built up, the crowd started to jack and moan furiously. FuelMix put his butthole firmly over Rimming GAM's mouth who ate it as if it was dinner.

In a moment of carnal serendipity, all 3 players came at the same time:  

• Stocky GAM shot his load into  Rimming GAM; 
• Rimming GAM shot his load all over his stomach; 
• FuelMix shot his load into Rimming GAM's mouth who gulped it down; 

Predictably, Stocky GAM left the room without saying a word.  The onlookers dispersed.  Rimming GAM lay there heaving and grinning. FuelMix jumped off the bed, and spied a stream of cum and shit smearing the vinyl mattress. 

Originally published 5 April 2007.  
Amended and Republished 3 November 2011 | 12 April 2017

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Principles of Faggotry 86

1.  There is only one reason why fags support better public facilities for disabled people:

2.  They intend to use them more than the disabled people.

3.  A public toilet with a wheelchair sticker on it, is absolutely perfect for at least 2 or more fags requiring privacy, space and nearly uninterrupted time for sex in a shopping mall, office building, street or park.

4.  It's a purpose-built free play space for fags.

Originally published 20 March 2016
Republished 11 April 2017

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Nomadic Boys

A travel blog written by a gay couple, Stefan and Sebastien, who describe themselves as Nomadic Boys, this is packed with information, plus excellent photography.  Playfully written without being annoyingly camp, this is by far the best gay travel blog out there covering destinations beyond (as they put it) the usual pink comfort zone.

As a bonus, there are recipes from the countries they visit since they take a cooking class at each destination.

Some warnings too:  we didn't realize that the Maldives had Muslim Sharia law in addition to secular law. While some resorts were gay-friendly and allowed 2 men to share a bed in the islands' villas, the country is entirely gay-UNfriendly with savage, near-fatal attacks on those men deemed to be too gay or high profile.  Stefan and Sebastien were not happy about this...

Nomadic Boys  travel blog can be found here.

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Fags Bearing Gifts

The Oriental Fag sat calmly in one corner of the gay sauna lounge.  As oriental fags went, he was actually pretty cute, had a presentable body, a relaxed personality and spoke good English.

OF (to FuelMix): Hi......I noticed you a couple of times walking around. You're really hot. You must get a lot of attention.

FM (sitting down next to him): Hmmm....well I look for quality rather than quantity. Besides you don't have anything to worry about.  You're very noticeable too.

OF: (smiling): Thanks, but the truth is I don't feel well...

FM: What happened?

OF: I'm just visiting town and I met that older white guy who was following you around.  He cruised me on the street and we came here to play......Thing is he gave me a pill to make me horny....I googled it just now and found out it's a generic form of Viagra made in India.......I really don't feel well.....my heart is racing, my face is flushed and I'm having trouble breathing......

FM:  Have you told him? 

OF: Nah....he doesn't know me now.  He's off fucking his brains out all over the sauna.  I don't exist.  I'm just some stupid tourist he picked up and drugged.

FM:  You should confront him.......would you like me to speak to the staff and get some paramedics to look at you? 

OF: No I'm scared, I'm just a tourist.  I don't want my family to find out about this back home.

FM:  Why did you take the pill to begin with..? 

OF: He just said it was a simple aphrodisiac and would make me horny. He said it was harmless and I believed him.  Now I feel like such an idiot.  Why would he do that to me?

FM: Lack of ethics and class.  Probably gets off on a power trip with younger unsuspecting guys - like you.  Would you like me to sit next to you and keep you company for a little while until you feel better..? If you want, I can take you back to your hotel and make sure you're OK. 

OF (keeling over and laying his head on FuelMix's lap):  That's really sweet of you, but I have to stay downtown 'coz I'm meeting peeps for dinner.  I feel awful.  Really bad.... I'm shaking as well...

FM: Well you're not alone....rest for a little while.  I won't go anywhere without telling you.  And if you need the paramedics, they're just a phone call away. You can deal with the family embarrassment later.

About an hour later, the Oriental Fag, looking a little better, got dressed and left by himself. The older white fag who drugged him, didn't give a damn.

Originally published 12 March 2010
Republished 11 April 2017

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Fags As Gypsies

1.   A diaspora of transients living in semi-permanent encampments which may be subject to eviction and redevelopment.  The location of this diaspora is frequently mentioned in guide books for novelty value.

2.   Loudly proclaim their sense of "community", with no real sense of belonging to the larger world.  Very insular mentality, tinged with memories of marginalization, discrimination, history of persecution and exploitation.   Will do odd jobs, part-time jobs or low-level service jobs in corporate sector.

3.  Nomadic existence.  Will stay in one place to graze until their looks, money and reputation run out.  Little permanent asset ownership but plenty of collectibles and souvenirs.  Travel is either a major trek to another oasis encampment or, regular forages to well-known watering holes in close proximity.

4.  Highly sociable, but deeply suspicious and paranoid.  They have trouble initiating, maintaining and keeping long-term commitments.

5.  Highly glib, prone to barbed or funny one-liners.  But also highly prone to automatic lying,  infidelity and dabbling in criminality.

6.  Very promiscuous  and sexually addicted. Confirmed spreaders of disease.

7.  Great showmen, dancers, musicians and singers.  Propensity to belt out Broadway show tunes.  Love dressing in drag with highly stylized sense of costume design.

8.  Accomplished sellers and avid consumers of quack products, clothes, cosmetics and amphetamines.

9.  Recognizable flag and other emblems.  But no nation state and no head of state.  Yet, no shortage of Queens with cult following.  Tons of intrigue, espionage, sabotage, drama and hypocrisy.

10. No coherent foreign policy, but will scream loudly in support of spreading a global sub-standard behavioural franchise.

11. Major underground cash-only economy.

Originally published 30 April 2006
Amended and Republished  1 December 2013 |  10 April 2017

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Galaxy Sauna 27

5th Floor, Harilela Mansion
81 Nathan Road Tsim Sha Tsui
Kowloon,
Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui Station, Exit C
Tel: 2366 - 0629
 
No website that FuelMix knows of

NOT OPEN 24 HOURS
12 Noon - 11pm Mondays - Sundays
(8:30pm onwards mostly empty)

Staff do NOT speak good English OR may speak some English

FuelMix has written off Galaxy.  Will not upload his reviews

(Readers may submit theirs)

see Galaxy Sauna 20 

"Sooo....FuelMix!", chirped the friendly GAM Throat-On-The-Street, "you been to Galaxy...?"

"Do I need to..?" sighed FuelMix.  

GAMTOTS:  Suuuure..! More privacy now in the big rooms..!!"

FM:  How..?

GAMTOTS:  You know that people would stand on the bed and look into the other room to watch the guys yeah..?"

FM:  I hated that..! I'm sure those Mainland Chinese were filming.  I'd seen them hide mobile phones under their towels while walking around.

GAMTOTS:  OK... now they put partitions higher up to stop that.  You should go! Hot boy like yooou ahh..!!  No problem getting action..!!"

FM:  More privacy huh..?  Like Emirates  First Class..??

GAMTOTS:  [laughing]  NOoooo..!!  Like Galaxy First Class..!!

FM:  Aaaiiyaah..!!  That place is such a mess...

GAMTOTS:  Come on..!!  You should go!!....lots of older white guys showing up.  If you go, they will follow you!!  Trust me aahh....!! ugly old white guy sucking hot foreign boy like yoooo....yoooo can charge money..!!"

FM:  White guys don't have money

GAMTOTS:  Yeah....true.

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Happiest Places On Earth

Disneyland (D);

Fagland (F);

D – Very politically correct;

F - Ditto

D – Claims to be inclusive;

F – Ditto;

D – Ruled by Fairies and Queens;

F -  Ditto;

D – Has a wicked queen somewhere;

F – Ditto;

D – Wicked queen spikes food  or drink;

F – Ditto - with GHB;

D – Costumes and parades a big deal;

F – Ditto;

D – Show tunes and dance numbers, huge;

F – Ditto;

D – Themed resorts, hotels and cruises;

F – Ditto;

D – Cast of characters include Mickey, Minnie, Goofy, Donald Duck, Snow White, Tinkerbell;

F – Cast of characters include Twink, Troll, Muscleboy, Drag Queen, Preppie, Leather Daddy;

D – Characters hug everyone;

F – Ditto;

D – Characters have iconic, but slightly ludicrous dress sense;

F – Ditto;

D – Same characters for generations;

F – Ditto;

D – Character dolls available;

F – Ditto;

D – Fairy dust sprinkled everywhere;

F – Cocaine sprinkled everywhere;

D – Escapism and Fantasy;

F – Ditto;

D – Happiness may be contagious;

F – Happiness may be infectious;

Originally published 27 March 2011.
Republished 21 April 2013 | 1 November 2014 | 8 April 2017

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Principles of Faggotry 85

1.   The average fag hasn't realized that dropping your pants and dropping your standards are related.

2.   You consistently drop one too quickly, the other is bound to follow.

3.   Net result....? The fag is liable to be crawling around wondering where his clothes, his time, his money, his health and his self-respect went.

Originally published 22 December 2015
Republished 5 April 2017

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Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star

Readers will already be aware of the ubiquitous “D/D free, UB2” tag that appears in fag profiles. FuelMix predicts that fag bars, clubs, saunas, cafes will, in the future, have RFID sensing technology installed throughout their premises.  

A Radio Frequency IDentification chip, is slightly bigger than a grain of rice and can be injected into a person's body so as to be embedded there.  The chips contains electronically stored information which can then be read by an electronic reader located some distance away.  This reader uses electromagnetic fields to track and scan the data in the chip.

Quantum Physics says there are only 4 forces in the Universe: Electromagnetism; Gravity; The Strong Force (the power unleashed in an atomic blast when the atom is split); and the Weak Force (the force that binds the sub-atomic particles together).

So what do fags, an RFID chip, “D/D free, UB2” and Quantum Physics have in common?

Answer: Light.

Specifically, the human body, composed mainly of water, constantly emits electromagnetic signals. Not only are they composed of light, but they emit specific and measurable frequencies. 

Yeah…..so? 

FuelMix predicts that The Fag Of The Future implanted with an RFID chip (voluntarily or compulsorily), will walk into a bar or sauna, stand under the sensors and immediately radiate a visual electromagnetic auric display, for all the other fags to check out.  

The fag’s personal light show will display his health status, with HIV, AIDS, drugs and chem use all clearly visible as shimmering bands of light. The better his health, the more iridescent the display. The worse his health, the muddier the light. 

RFID sensors will be placed all over the bar and sauna so as the fag walks around cruising, he will be emitting a unique and liar-proof signature based on electromagnetic impulse, health status and hormonal balance.

Anyone will be able to go to a Control Panel, like an electronic jukebox, scan for the dude they might be interested in, and immediately see what his shimmering light display looks like.  If he looks healthy, drug-free and full of vitality, they might cruise him.  If not, they'll scan for another guy.

And you fags thought that all those 70s songs about turning on your love light, was just wishful thinking.

Originally published 3 November 2014
Amended and Republished 4 April 2017

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Czech Please

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Telling Friends You've Outgrown Them 2

The Signs That You've Outgrown Them

1. You don’t find their jokes about you particularly funny;
2. You feel worse after telling them a problem you were hoping they could help you with;
3. You’ve stopped telling them anything personal;
4. Your definitions of success are vastly different. (When you talk about success, they make you feel as if you think you’re better than them);
5. You start to feel like they are too close-minded;
6. You continuously make excuses not to see them;
7. They repeatedly tell you that you’ve changed;
8. It doesn’t feel as if they understand you;
9. You untag yourself from everything they tag you in on Facebook;
10. You don’t get any satisfaction in doing anything with or for them. You feel forced rather than pleased;

-----How To Tell Your Friends You've Outgrown Them, Paired Life, October 19, 2016


FuelMix says:

Add the following:

1. You feel emotionally drained and depressed after you've been in their company.  They have become "Emotional Vampires";
2. Internally, you feel yourself moving away from them - which then translates into a desire to impose physical distance between you and them;
3. You can no longer introduce them to your other acquaintances - and have no desire to do so;
4. Your conversations with them have become much more banal and superficial.  You try hard to keep your interactions as brief as possible;
5. It's not that you detest or hate them. It's just a realization that they are no longer relevant to where you're going and who you've become;
6. You don't want to be rude with them.  But you know the time has come to cut and run - for your own sanity;

Action Steps:

1.  Become less Available for favours or other obligations.  Be polite and firm about it when telling them that certain things involving them, you don't have time for anymore.  You can say that you are now thinking about your own priorities.

2.  If you and your friend(s) have grown apart in the ways in which you think - in other words, your perceptions and conclusions about how you see the world are different from how they see things, that's just fine. It's your brain. Use it.  Let them know politely that you take a different view or that you've changed your mind and that you'd like to move on.  You'll get some flak and attitude, but so what..??  It's a small price for your freedom and peace of mind.

3.  Reduce your Social Media contacts - Simply tell people you are re-evaluating your presence on Social Media and in the same way as you Spring Clean the house and remove things, you will also be removing people.  Refuse to apologize and say you have given this a lot of thought, but you want to move on.

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Telling Friends You've Outgrown Them 1

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We all have those friends that we’ve known since kindergarten, elementary, high school or college. Some of these friendships are default friendships (almost like family members, you didn’t exactly choose them, they’re just stuck with you).

Some of these friendships are toxic. They may have been fun back when you enjoyed drama and gossip, but now you’ve matured and unfortunately, they haven’t. You don’t have as much in common as you thought you did. You don’t have the same paths in life. You find their humor more offensive than hilarious. You can’t deal with their negativity. You’re starting to feel like it’s probably time to have the “I’m sorry but we can’t be friends anymore” talk. 

When it comes to this aspect of our lives we often feel like we’re bad people for wanting to cut out the people that we’ve shared ‘amazing’ memories with, like the times you had to carry them home after staying too late at a party you didn’t want to be at. Or the time you had to get another job because they wouldn’t give you back all the money they owed you? 

Most people would think that any sane person should never have this friend in their lives anyway, who befriends people who bring them down anyway? But let’s face it, there are some people who have been included in our lives almost without our permission, like our family friends that we all consider to be as close as siblings, or those friends that come out of nowhere and tug at our humanity by always being in need (we can’t just turn them away right?)........

When you’re working toward a specific goal, you know there are certain types of people you would rather not have in your life.

While you may feel guilty about breaking up with friends because you’ve had them for so long, you might have to admit that their attitudes are holding you back from the progress and optimism you need. 

You may already have a feeling of which friends are not very good for your health (in the same way that you might know that too much chocolate may be bad for your health but you keep searching “why chocolate is good for you” because you’re in denial) So in the same way that you might need to look up the health risks of eating too much chocolate, here are a few signs that your friend is actually a bad friend: 

1. They make you feel bad about yourself;
2. They’re extremely negative;
3. All the drama you have in your life is created by them;
4. They encourage you to do all the risky things they know you’re uncomfortable with (the drug, sex and alcohol pushers);
5. They drain you financially (asking you for cash they never give back, stealing your stuff, constantly needing to be bailed out of anything from a situation to a jail cell);

 -----How To Tell Your Friends You've Outgrown Them, Paired Life, October 19, 2016

COMING UP IN PART 2:

The Signs That You've Outgrown Them 

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Principles of Faggotry 84

When a fag says he's not into Bondage and Sado-Masochism, (BDSM), ask him why he's so bound up and constricted emotionally, that he does to others what he hates having done to him.

Originally published 18 November 2015
Republished 3 April 2017

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Action, Arena, Gateway

After a long time, FuelMix clicked on gayhk.com to check out the state of the saunas.  This is what he found when he clicked hksauna.com which is the home page of what is still described as the ABC(now finished) - Gateway:

1.  The describe themselves as: 

"the largest operator of men's sauna in Hong Kong, China.  The company currently has Arena and Gateway to serve you."

FuelMix says:  Yeah... in other words, HALF of what they had before - serving us badly.  Both Arena and Gateway are not getting good reviews and are smaller in size than other saunas. And apparently, no mention is made on the web site  of Action in Causeway Bay.  Is that now under different ownership..?

2.  Click on the Locations links and discover that:

"Our flagship sauna, Arena is a 24 hour non-stop hot spot too"

FuelMix says:  Um...OK..if you say so (although your Reception staff have clearly stated to the contrary)

3.  On the main page of hksauna.com they are using promotional pictures from Alexander Sauna which closed several months ago.

4.  Click on the link for Arena and the pictures cleverly disguise the reality of just how small the space is.

5.  Click on the link for Gateway and the first thing one sees is this gem:

"First gay sauna in Hong Kong!"

FuelMix says:  Really..??  Tell that to the folks at Central Escalator that's been going since 1991.

6.  Click on the link for Facilities and there are pictures of Gateway and Arena - without description or distinguishing between them.

7.  We got an uncomfortable and sinking feeling when we saw all this.

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Free Pass For New Sauna

2 April 2017:

• To those readers who requested a Free Pass to the new sauna...
• There is no new sauna in Sheung Wan, so far as we are aware 
• We know you got excited reading the fake "review"
• We suckered you into our April Fool's prank..!! 
• All you had to do was read the date of the post - 1 April - and you would have figured it out..!!

  

URGENT TIME SENSITIVE ANNOUNCEMENT: 

NEW GAY SAUNA OPENING IN SHEUNG WAN

**FUELMIX GIVEN EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW**

100 FREE PASSES AVAILABLE TODAY ONLY

61  PASSES SENT TO READERS as at 3:40pm HKT

TO GET A FREE PASS Email:  fuelinjectedmale@live.hk

On 31 March 2017, FuelMix was given an exclusive tour of a brand new gay sauna located in Sheung Wan, which will formally open on Saturday, 8 April 2017. 

The financial backers are Hong Kong, Singaporean and Thai who are all longtime residents here. There are no Mainland Chinese investors as the financial backers refused to have them.

1.  Size

1.  The sauna which will be open 24 hours, is large and stylish.  It takes up 4 floors of a building.  2 of the floors are owned by the financial backers and 2 of the floors are rented. Each floor is about 9,000 square feet  making a total of about 36,000 square feet. When it formally opens next weekend, it will be larger than Hutong and better equipped.  We suspect it will be the biggest in Hong Kong and will become the flagship sauna.


2.  The Dark Area

1.  The Dark Area is fitted with a non-slip floor and discreet floor lighting to navigate it. There are several places in the Dark Area for group action.  The Dark Area actually takes up more than one floor.

2.  There are a large number of private rooms in the Dark Area.  Those located on the sides of the building, have windows that overlook the city.  This is the first time any sauna in Hong Kong has been able to do that.  In addition, each private room has a full length, floor-to-ceiling mirror on one wall, an adjustable porn screen, adjustable lighting as well as condoms, lubes and paper towels.

3.  Those readers who remember Towel Club will be pleased to know that each room is about that size and has a raised platform about 2 feet high with a vinyl mattress and vinyl pillows.  That means that customers will not have to lie on the floor like they do in other saunas around town.

4.  For the first time in Hong Kong, the Dark Area contains glory hole booths.  There is also a play area with slings and a rotating fuck table for gang bangs.


3.  The Wet Area

1.  The Wet Area is impressive and well lit with a non-slip slate floor.  There are 26 showers with adjustable nozzles from rain shower to jet.  Dispensers with organic soap, shampoo and conditioner are clearly marked in English and Chinese.  There are also wall-mounted silent Air Dryers that you can stand under and dry yourself.

2.  There is a dry sauna and a steam room.  Both are decent sized. There is no hot tub.

3.  Each toilet cubicle is well lit and each has a bidet plus an anal douche nozzle, plus a small shelf for storage.  Again, this is a first for Hong Kong.

4.  Adjacent to the toilets, showers and Locker Room is a well lit, vanity area with sinks, large wall-length mirror with good lighting, plus accessories like Dettol antiseptic soap, tissues, paper towels, ear-cleaning buds, organic body moisturizer, sealed toothbrushes and toothpaste.


4.  The Locker Room

1.   The Locker Room is a welcome surprise.  Unlike places like Action or Big Top or Jungle, it is very well lit and unlike Arena, it is spacious rather than claustrophobic.  The lockers have enough room for clothes, a backpack and a shelf for shoes.

2.  The lockers are all the same size. In other words, there is none of the frustration about getting a small locker where you have to stuff everything in.

3.  There are plenty of white, wide, faux-leather benches in the Locker Room to allow customers to undress and dress comfortably as well as lit full-length mirrors.  Customers can even use the Locker Room as an informal lounge.


5.  Lounge And Food Bar

1.  Done in minimalist chic, there is a sexy vibe to the main Lounge and Food Bar.

2.  The Food Bar Menu is being finalized but will include complimentary and paid items, including a Juice Bar.


6.  Full Review By FuelMix

1.  FuelMix will upload the full review when the sauna officially opens next weekend.


7.  100 Free Passes - Valid Only For Saturday 8 April 2017 From 3pm

1.   For the record, FuelMix is NOT involved in this sauna.

2.   The Sauna is scheduled to open on Saturday 8 April 2017 at 3pm.

3.  To publicize this sauna, FuelMix was given 100 Free Passes to distribute by email. 

4.  To obtain a Free Pass email FuelMix:  fuelinjectedmale@live.hk

5.  One Pass per person only.  The Pass contains details of the name of the sauna, address etc.

6.  Since FuelMix is going out of town on 2 April 2017, and will be away for about 9 days, the deadline to request a Free Pass is Saturday 1 April 2017,  11 pm Hong Kong time.

Principles of Faggotry 83

The paradox of gay exhibitionism is that it is private to those doing it.

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