Double Sauna 9

8th Floor, Oriental House
24 - 26 Argyle Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit D3

Tel: 2396  9595
Web: Double Sauna

Received from a reader today.  (Slightly edited by FuelMix for clarity): 

Tried on a Wednesday as according to its website, it is free for age below 30 on every Wednesday. However, after all the effort get there I was turned down at the reception by their door policy.  I might pass it if I pay full price but I didn't ask as I was furious)

Tried again on Sunday the same week at 2pm and passed as I was their first customer.

The sauna is on the 8th floor of a building in the Very Mega Busy Mongkok. There is only ONE lift serving the entire complex and usually there is a long queue waiting for the lift crawling up and down at a snail’s pace.  It was funny that people going to this sauna often pressed 7 or 9 in the lift instead of 8 but exited at 8th floor.

Every Mega City has its own sauna for its pride -- the Muscle Marys and Double is the one of this Mega Rich City.  It has the most restricted door policy and only picks those muscular, young and good looking sexy gods of its own race [ i.e. Chinese, apparently].

However, with growing competition in this area (there are 4 large saunas in Mong Kok and Big Top  similarly targets the muscle guys), Double has lowered it's picking standard. Those don't fit into its door policy are advised to visit either at early hours (before 5pm weekday or 3pm weekends) or late hours (after 10 pm weekday).

The place is very clean with 2 lounges and an internet compartment. A big dry sauna and stream room outside the major cruise area and the open showers were in between. The maze was the best I ever been to in Very Rich Megacity.  This is a proper maze with many branches and a pitch dark room in the centre . The passages were very narrow which could increase body contact when passing by. The place got quite busy by 4 pm and the clientele were mostly gym fit to muscular and aged 20 - 40. Most had high attitude and apparently chest was the only indicator for attraction especially in the dark room.  This is the sauna boosting the mega masculinity of its own race in VRM  and an alien would end up with no action at all.

Will I go back, I don’t think so even though it has hotter clientele that other saunas. Not because of its door policy but the delusion of all its promotion such as free Wednesday, free Sunday after a visit on Saturday and $50 after 10pm. I guess all these promotions are reserved for the Muscle Marys that they want.

Hope my review is helpful and interesting 

FuelMix says (with additional feedback from the Reader):

So………let’s see……

1.  The chink Muscle Mary strutting the street, is too shy to let people know he’s going to the 8^th floor. Uh huh……….

2.  Their notorious door policy is ageist, racist and intra-racist……uh huh…..

3.  You got turned down the first time, but still decided to go back…….uh huh..

>>>.I was pissed off but decided to go back out of curiosity and to see exactly what kind of clientele they were getting.  At least I know I won't go back.

4.  Those GAMs that don’t fit its picky door policy are told to come back at off –peak hours (assuming they might get in).  That’s nice……….they pay full price for the privilege of getting in when there’s nobody around……  uh huh……..

5.  Presumably the management is well aware that these “less attractive” guys are being used as decoys……as the place fills up with the usual clutch of chink attitudinal Muscle Marys (who get in at a discount), it’s a fair bet that they will bitch to the management that there are people there “who don’t belong” and shouldn’t be allowed in.  Uh huh…….

6.  So the management is well aware that the next time the “less attractive”guy shows up, they’ll reject him or milk him for Full Price at off peak. And so the cycle continues………Uh huh…….

7.  Their price promotions are solely for their “preferred clientele”, namely chink Muscle Marys.  Uh huh……..

>>>I'm only guessing from my own experience

8.  There's no indication in your report whether your got any action.   

>>>I did get some action and I could have had more if I was prepared to be more of a slut or lowered myself more.  I definitely couldn't get the type of action I could get in other saunas.  

>>>Someone told me that these Muscle Marys were all trying to boost their ego so they tend to be very attitudinal at the beginning, but once it gets close to 10pm they become "desperate" and will pick up anyone

9.  FuelMix hears that their chink Muscle Marys are not that good looking.  Some are downright Fugly and some are thought to be on steroids.  FuelMix has seen some of the clientele going in and out of the building as he passed by.  Muscular and Fugly would apply to quite a few of them. 

>>> It's true.  I did not see any good looking Muscle Marys there.

10.  And let’s not forget the allegations going around town in the Fag Bars and other saunas that in contrast to its restrictive door policy, this sauna allegedly has a highly permissive policy towards something else.  These allegations just won't go away.  In other words, the prudent chink fag should ask themselves whether it’s worth being seen at the wrong place at the wrong time in the event that there might be a knock on the door…………….

11. There are plenty of other saunas in the neighbourhood – namely Alexander, Big Top and Club Houzz.  None of them have a restrictive door policy.

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