Club Houzz Sauna 14

4/F Canton Plaza

1125 – 1127 Canton Road

Mong Kok

Kowloon

Hong Kong

MTR:  Mong Kok Station, Exit A 2

Tel: 3484 2770 (Staff speak good English)

http://www.wix.com/clubhouzz/sample2#!

NOT open 24 hours;

Open daily from 3pm to 3am

Nude Nite after 8pm  

Friday night party from 7:30pm - all private rooms locked

Received from a reader today:  

Hi,

Wanted to share a little about my experience in Club Houzz MK, on a Friday evening.

Went in last week [Friday 11 May 2012] about 15 mins before the Friday night party and as many other contributing members mentioned, there were a lot of guys just hanging around the changing area or sitting on the sofa pretending to watch the porno playing on TV.

Here is the fun part! i am of South Asian origins (yes, I am a brownie!) Average built, tall and a little gut from the Desk job.

The staff at the entrance were very friendly, after paying HKD108 I entered the game zone from the discreet side door.

As I entered, everyone was checking me out while I was depositing all my belonging into the locker (seriously small lockers!

At exactly 8:00 lights were dimmed and the action began.  Now here is what confused me. From  the reports it seemed as though the guys weren’t getting enough of each other and here I see guys trying to see how tall they look against the wall….. I mean what the fuck!

And where are the guys who were checking me out earlier? i was running paces through the mazes and the steam room like a damn horse and no one wanted a piece of this exotic meat......I felt like Pac Man, running around like hell but when I  get interested and turn around they cower in the corners…….. covering their ass.

The only open room with a sort of curtain was occupied by 2 guys ramming each other while a 3rd stood guard at the door and wouldn’t let anyone in. I decided to break the ice here and gave a slight push to the ringmaster to get him out of the way…...which int urn made him turn around, hiss at me but when he noticed a pissed off brown one, he decided to walk away.  However, the guys seemed very occupied and there was an unmistakable smell of feces......

In all by 9:00 it was a pretty bad experience for me…….

I have had better luck at Ni Chome, Rainbow, and CE - where I am worshipped.

To conclude…….. No action at all, nada my cock was as dry as it was when I came in.

I guess - Kowloon side sauna clientele cannot be expected to mix with Non chinese, especially  a brown / black variety.

Extremely  disappointed.

FuelMix says:

There appears to have been no shortage of guys there for the Friday nite party.  Although you haven’t said it explicitly, FuelMix is assuming all the other guys were GAMs.   FuelMix has also seen Filipino guys there, some of whom were dark skinned. You have given no indication of age range either.  FuelMix has been hearing that like Alexander, Club Houzz gets  a mixture of older and younger guys – even on the Friday nite party.

Since one cannot  predict the temperament  of customers  that will be there, all that can be said (judging by your reference to guys trying to see how tall they looked against the wall) is that you appear to have hit the Stand And Model Crowd that evening.  It is frustrating – even more so if you went there having read the Club Houzz reviews on this blog.  As FuelMix has frequently said, no guarantees can ever be given.  If you’ve read the Club Houzz series, you’ll note that even FuelMix’s reviews on the place have varied.

Your body type appears to be either minor Chubby or slightly Bear.  That’s not the kind of body type Club Houzz tends to get (FuelMix admits  he hasn’t been to Club Houzz in about 4 months, so will be happy to be corrected on that statement).

If you claim to have been worshipped at NiChome and Rainbow (and Rainbow attracts Chubs and Bears), then obviously Kowloon side sauna clientele will mix with guys of the brown / black variety.  For the record, FuelMix has also seen black and brown  guys at Alexander with body types of muscular to stocky.  They got action.  You might wish to try Alexander in the future.  It's open 24 hours.  

Thanks for the update. 

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