Aussie Bastard In The Gym

For The First Time In His Life, A White Australian Got Called Out On His Behaviour - By A Foreigner Who Just Happened To Be......FuelMix

There was a noticeable air of disgust in the gym when FuelMix arrived.  Some Chinese guys were in a cluster complaining amongst themselves about some muscled white jock who was leaking sweat on the treadmill even as they were speaking.

Turns out the muscled white jock was Australian, fancied himself as a personal trainer, was not a regular at this gym but had shown up over the last 2 weeks. He had pissed everybody off by his deliberate failure to observe simple gym etiquette: 

• sweated profusely on the treadmill, didn't bother to wipe it down;
• left slime and sweat on the weight machines;
• used several pairs of dumbells at once all over the gym, dumped them on the floor and left; 
• worked out twice a day and repeated the same behaviour;

The Chinese and foreigners were livid in silent resentment. This bloke's gym status was unclear. Was he some visiting asshole of a tourist who fortunately would leave soon, or was he yet another piece of generic white shit running to Asia for economic reasons?  He was taller and more built than the average gym goer, and appeared to be using his hunkiness as intimidation - coupled with a cheap imitation of an Elvis Presley smirk.

Predictably, the other whites in the gym said nothing.

The atmosphere in the gym was rancid. Outside, it was 35 degrees Celsius and inside, tempers were rising.  FuelMix entered the gym and was confronted with the sight of every pair of dumbells scattered all over the floor.  In other words, the dumbell rack was totally empty. Several machines glistened in sweat,  a bench was wet.....the Chinese were angry.  Why the hell should they clear up this white guy's mess? The whites had said and done nothing to bring this Australian into line.  The suspicion was they were protecting one of their own.

FuelMix went over to the cable machine to warm up. There were more pairs of dumbells lying there. He'd had enough. At that moment, the sweat-soaked white Australian finished on the treadmill.  He walked away leaving the thing sweat covered.  He was walking towards FuelMix.

FuelMix turned to face him......

"You're a personal trainer, right.....?" said FuelMix in a voice loud enough for most people to hear.

"Yeah.....what about it....?" sneered the Aussie.

FM:  You've been showing up here for the last 2 weeks, twice a day apparently. Many people have commented on the mess you're making......

A:  What the fuck do I care....? I don't need you to tell me how to behave

FM:  Seems to me you need to be reminded how professional personal trainers should be acting

A:  You lookin' for a fight mate....?

[ Some Chinese customers, put down their weights and watched.  The whites said and did nothing. ]

FM: This is a gym not a mixed martial arts studio.......would you make sure you put the weights back when you're done and wipe up equipment you've used....?

A:  Listen you fuckin' dogshit Asian or whatever the hell you are, I don't take orders from your type

FM: And you expect us to take orders from you...??  If a foreigner showed up in a gym in Australia and behaved like you have for the past 2 weeks, you people would confront him and make sure he knew his place - and his manners.  They wouldn't wait 2 weeks......they'd gang up on him there and then and kick him outta the gym.

A:  Like I said I don't take orders from fuckin' Asians or wogs got it....?

[ Moves in aggressively to about 5 feet away from FuelMix ]

[ Chinese started to move in closer.  White customers melted to the side of the gym.]

FM:  I'll ask you again.....would you make sure you put the weights back and wipe up equipment you've used

A:  Get outta of my fuckin' way or you'll regret it....[ moves to about 3 feet away from FuelMix ]

[ Chinese move in and surround FuelMix and the Australian. Whites don't do a thing ]

A:  [sneering]  Brought your little Bruce Lee kung fu masters did ya mate....?

FM:  This is the first time in your life you've been confronted by a foreigner who's called you out on your behaviour......isn't it.....?

A:  Fuck you.....

FM:  Your musclebuilt psyche can't handle it.....you're not at home in the ass-end of the world buddy.  This is Asia.  Our standards are higher than yours and we're not afraid of whites.  Welcome to a changing world......we'll call you whites out on your manners in this city anytime.

[Some whites in the gym started muttering, but stayed away ]

A:   Listen up you fuckin' dickhead I came to this gym to work out.....

FM:  You came to this gym to make a mess - you've been caught and called out on it. Get real.

A:  I'm not picking up anything.  You and your chink friends can clear it up.

FM:  I think you should get out of this gym now.

A:  You gonna make me...?

FM:  Look around you.....

[ Australian is now circled by Chinese standing about 3 feet away from him.  Unloads more verbal and racial abuse, picks up his stuff, storms out.  Never returned to the gym.  Whites in the gym never said a word to FuelMix or the Chinese. ]

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