Duplication & Duplicity

We've written before that one of the quirks of fags is their compulsion to place online ads, usually in succession – but with changes to their height and weight (and frequently with very slight changes to their location). 

It really is so fuckin’ obvious that it’s the same fag in both ads. Check out your local city on Craigslist for example. FuelMix has never figured out the hidden fag logic for so doing. Is the fag covering his bases or just spreading his stupidity? Does the fag honestly think that one set of stats might be more attractive than the other? 

What’s even more pathetic is when FuelMix independently placed an ad -  and the fag with both ads responded twice, with different e-mail addresses. A quick chat with a techhie and some keyboard strokes verified that both e-mails had come from the same sender.

FuelMix has concocted the perfect ploys to this irritating antic of online ad duplication and duplicity.  It is hereby offered free of charge to readers for their future amusement. It’s time to screw the duplicating fag at his own game:

Tactic 1

Pick an online fight with the “guy” with one of the stats and get really horny online (without swapping pics) with the “guy” with the other set of stats. That’ll drive the fag nuts and you, of course, have no intention of sleeping with either. The duplicating fag loses on both ads.

Tactic 2

Write to “Fag A” and tell him in graphic detail the sex you “had” with “Fag B” quoting “Fag B’s” stats. Be sure to tell “Fag A” how much you’re looking forward to having a really hot time with him. 

After a decent interval, say a few hours or a day, write back to “Fag A”. Tell him that you ran into “Fag B” again and “had” a repeat session. You’re so tired from it that you regret having to drop the idea of meeting him. 

You think “Fag A” is gonna have the guts to call you a liar and ‘fess up that he’s both “Fag A” and “Fag B”? ........Hardly. 

Out of desperation, “Fag A” may suggest a future date to meet. If so, say you want a threesome and write to “Fag A” and “Fag B” proposing it. When either “Fag A” or “Fag B” predictably declines, reply that you’re no longer interested. 

Duplicating fag loses again on both ads

Originally published 10 September 2013
Republished 20 October 2015   

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