Action Sauna 17
1/F Overseas Building,
417 - 421 Hennessy Road
Causeway Bay
Hong Kong
MTR: Causeway Bay, Exit B
417 - 421 Hennessy Road
Causeway Bay
Hong Kong
MTR: Causeway Bay, Exit B
Telephone: 2893 7027
Note:
- NOT open 24 hours, except on Saturdays
- Call to confirm opening times.
- Staff speak English.
- Entry price apparently cheaper than Alexander and Gateway. But check.
"Whoa...." thought FuelMix, flipping through his blog on his mobile, while chugging along Causeway Bay on the tram drooling at the prospect of retail therapy, "I last dropped into Action in April 2014...?! Sheesh.....time for a re-entry.....and it's a Saturday evening too....!! I can hit the place after I finish shopping...!!"
(And then FuelMix remembered why he was getting horny......a very gym built Chinese guy in his 20s was sitting next to him on the packed tram. This dude had the most amazing muscled thighs bulging through his dark blue jeans. The movement of the tram meant the dude's thigh was rammed tight against FuelMix's thighs and rubbing against it, over and over again .....not that he minded, and apparently neither did the dude....we both smiled at each other. It was a fuunnnn ride and worth preserving the trams on that ground alone. But we digress....)
So just after 8pm on a Saturday evening, FuelMix showed up at Action....There were a lot of peeps there and more were coming in quite regularly. Remember, on Saturdays the place is open 24 hours i.e. overnight into Sundays. The vast majority were local GAMs. What a relief....!! It was virtually free of Mainland Chinese types - well it was until one stocky one showed up and proceeded to mark his territory by spitting repeatedly in the shower........after he'd finished showering. Fortunately, FuelMix always wears flip flops in the saunas - and frankly, so should you dear reader.
The local GAMs were gym fit. A few were muscled eye candy. Age range seemed to be in the 20s to 40s range. Although a couple of the guys had stocky builds, they were also the gym going type. There were 3 Chubs or Fatties whilst FuelMix was there - and a few total Fuglees. From what we were told, Saturdays attracts the better looking types - from the afternoon onwards. But you'll find Fuglees in every sauna.
Whilst there were a ton of people and it was a Saturday evening, getting action in Action is a slow and tedious affair. Yes, historically the clientele has a ton of attitude and there was plenty of that.
So....how to get action in Action....(or in any other sauna)....??
The trick is:
- Not to care whether you get action;
- Not to be desperate to hook up,
- Handle rejection nonchalantly;
- Develop your own style;
- Be a rampant exhibitionist in the Dark Area.....(well OK, if you have FuelMix's level of confidence, arrogance and verve you might get away with it - but for you other crotch-covering GAM cowards, pussies or white gin-swilling pillars of the Anglican Church cheating on your wives by showing up to suck cock - we know who you are - we suggest you just chill and if you're lucky, someone will take your bait);
So, following his own advice, FuelMix got action in Action 4 times:
- A 6 foot tall, totally hairless local GAM muscledude who works out at California Fitness. He had no cock to speak of (seriously, it was the size of a little kid's weenie) but a mouth that went into Overdrive and Overtime. Keep a look out for this one.....he squeals loudly like a girl when he's sucking cock or eating ass. This boy has FuelMix's Stamp of Approval for Feminine Piggyness.
- A GAM who liked armpits and nipples. Fine by us;
- A skinny GAM who just wanted to kiss FuelMix's bod all over without sucking or rimming.....OK by us too. Did we mention that we like attention...?
- A sexy 30-something GAM who had initially rejected FuelMix but then ended up playing with FuelMix for an extended period 3 times in the Dark Corridors and loving the stares from onlookers. When he had earlier played with others in the Dark Area, he was the one getting serviced and wouldn't touch anyone or do anything. For some reason with FuelMix, it was all nibbles, kisses, licks, caresses, groans and moans. It was all very mutual. Who are we to complain....?
FuelMix left around 11pm. So yeah....Retail Therapy followed by Dinner and Sexual Therapy. Not bad for a Saturday Nite.
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