One Language, Two Meanings
It was an early autumn evening as FuelMix, heading for the subway station, navigated a notoriously cruisy section of a park in downtown Very Rich Megacity.
Out of nowhere, a skinny, fugly GAM appeared grinning in that inscrutable oriental fashion. The grin was one part greeting, and one part grimace. FuelMix kept walking and waited for the opening line:
“I see you before”, said GAM pointing to FuelMix. “You have very nice body. You go gym?”
“Yeah”, said FuelMix.
‘You finish gym now?” asked GAM
“Yeah”, said FuelMix.
“You like boys?” asked GAM
“Depends…” said FuelMix. “What you like?”
“I like muscle boy like you” grinned GAM
“What else you like?” enquired FuelMix
“I like park, no inside sex” chirped the GAM
“We are in a park now” said FuelMix, “so you must be happy then”
“Yes!” beamed the GAM “I wanna suck your cock,..….OK?”
“You like to be fucked also?” asked FuelMix
“No!” said the GAM abruptly, pointing to his asshole with his index finger. “I told you..…no inside sex..!” He stormed off.
“Oh..…” muttered FuelMix, fazed but slightly wiser, “so that’s what you meant”.
Originally published 10 October 2008
Amended and Republished 24 November 2013 | 28 March 2017
Copyright © 2006 - 2017 FuelMix All Rights Reserved
Out of nowhere, a skinny, fugly GAM appeared grinning in that inscrutable oriental fashion. The grin was one part greeting, and one part grimace. FuelMix kept walking and waited for the opening line:
“I see you before”, said GAM pointing to FuelMix. “You have very nice body. You go gym?”
“Yeah”, said FuelMix.
‘You finish gym now?” asked GAM
“Yeah”, said FuelMix.
“You like boys?” asked GAM
“Depends…” said FuelMix. “What you like?”
“I like muscle boy like you” grinned GAM
“What else you like?” enquired FuelMix
“I like park, no inside sex” chirped the GAM
“We are in a park now” said FuelMix, “so you must be happy then”
“Yes!” beamed the GAM “I wanna suck your cock,..….OK?”
“You like to be fucked also?” asked FuelMix
“No!” said the GAM abruptly, pointing to his asshole with his index finger. “I told you..…no inside sex..!” He stormed off.
“Oh..…” muttered FuelMix, fazed but slightly wiser, “so that’s what you meant”.
Originally published 10 October 2008
Amended and Republished 24 November 2013 | 28 March 2017
Copyright © 2006 - 2017 FuelMix All Rights Reserved
fuckin hilarious !!
ReplyDeleteThat's a classic!!
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