Action Sauna 16

1/F Overseas Building,
417 - 421 Hennessy Road
Causeway Bay
Hong Kong
MTR:  Causeway Bay, Exit B

Telephone: 2893 7027

Note:   NOT open 24 hours, except on weekends. 
Call to confirm opening times. 
Staff speak English. 


"OOOhhh.....FuelMix...!!" crooned the friendly GAM throat materializing out of the surging crowd  in Wanchai as FuelMix was dodging a tram, a bus and a BMW Series 7, in that order, vainly attempting to cross an uncooperative street, "are you going to the 3 churches to say your prayers....??" **


FuelMix giggled at the reference to the 3 notorious tearooms in Wanchai,** "No, idiot, I'm heading to the computer centre to buy some shit.....whaddya want.....??"

"I was in Action last week on a Saturday night", said the GAM matter-of-factly, with an enigmatic grin. 

"OK....you got me", said FuelMix aborting his lame attempt at being a traversing pedestrian, "sing..."

GAM:  I was there for 8 hours from 5pm to 1am.  I'd been there before on weekday evenings, but had  never seen anything like the crowd that shows up from Saturday afternoons onwards.  On Saturdays, the place gets packed......there's a regular stream of people coming through the door.  Guys of all types from 20-something GAMs to tourists to white guys.

FM:  What do the guys look like on  Saturday evenings?

GAM:  Much better than the shit that shows up during the week.  Action seems to make its money on Saturdays.  The guys are much fitter and better looking, some gym fit muscle types especially the Asians.

FM:   And the whites....?

GAM:  There were some white twinks there.....I spoke to one, he was a cute white Brazilian......but the other whites were, I would guess, mostly 30-somethings and up.  Some had good bodies.  One or two were pretty muscular and good looking.  Some were tourists.  One or two were older, fatter and hairy.

FM:  Are these whites and tourists the shit that shows up at Central Escalator?

GAM:  No, I don't think so.  They were much better looking.  And they were not in a hurry to leave because on Saturday nites, Action is open overnight.  I left at 1a.m. and more whites were coming in. So I'm guessing that the whites there were not interested in the bars.

FM:  So.....these whites and tourists like ABC in Tsim Sha Tsui on weekdays and Action on Saturday nights.....?

GAM:  Could be......they are under the same ownership.  Word gets around.

FM:  What about the GAMs.....locals or Mainland Chinese......what did they look like.....?

GAM: Mostly local GAMs, but definitely some Mainland Chinese 'coz these ************* are everywhere.  GAMs from 20 something and up. I even chatted to a 60 year old GAM who was a total bottom.  The majority of the GAMs were in shape, gym fit -  and some muscle boys with stupid attitude.  I would say the GAMs on a Saturday night were much better looking and in better shape.I'm told they come in all night.

FM:  What about the attitude?  Action is notorious for its attitude.

GAM:  Yeah.....it's there, but on that Saturday night, it didn't seem that bad because the place was really packed and everybody was checking everybody else out.  Group action in the showers, group action in the dry sauna, group action in the steam room, group action in the Dark Room. That night, it was actually pretty easy to get "action" in Action.  All the private rooms were being used one after the other.

(**  Actually, there are 4 notorious "churches" in Wanchai)

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