Central Escalator 12

2nd Floor, Cheung Hing Commercial Building, 

37 Cochrane Street,

Central, 

Hong Kong

MTR: Central or Hong Kong Station
 

Tel: 2581 9951

Easy way to find it: above 7 Eleven and opposite Park N Shop supermarket. 

Those readers still under the impression that CE is just a refugee camp for white fags can take heart. The place is capable of being stacked with chinks…….. no wait………make that FUGLY chinks aided and abetted by FUGLY South East Asian types -  and aggressive ones at that.

The white guys are still there –  tattoo covered leftover clones or scary looking, wart-ridden types whose idea of foreplay is to share a marker pen and connect each other’s dots.  

FuelMix is fazed how and why the Hotness Quotient of this place stalled and has been in a dive for so long. It used to attract hot guys of all types.  Now they look like damp, perplexed amphibians awaiting dissection in High School Biology.  The vibe of this place is not what it used to be.

That’s sad because the location is fine (the premises are cramped and dated), the staff are genuinely friendly, it’s one of the longest running saunas in town and it’s one of the most welcoming to anyone.

But if it’s getting Fuglies and the backing track is, “I Need A Miracle” you know something’s up.

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