Deliberate Or Stupid ?

With increasing frequency, FuelMix is seeing fags posting online ads saying that they are, or are looking for a “caucasion” [sic] 

At first, FuelMix thought this was just a stupid typo on the part of the fag placing the ad. The correct spelling is “Caucasian”. But there was always this nagging doubt that the fag was being deliberately devious. 

So, on a whim FuelMix punched in “caucasion” on Google and found the Urban Dictionary site. Now, straight up, the site does not claim to be a traditional dictionary, but describes itself as “a slang dictionary with your definitions”. 

Below is a user’s definition of “caucasion”: 

How dumb people (usually posting in online personals) spell “Caucasian”. Usually white men or women trying to exclude nonwhites. The term is often misspelled because these people think it’s unlikely that “asian” to be contained inside a term meaning “white people”. 

“Whoa!” though FuelMix “I’m not alone in my suspicions”. 

In case fags didn't know, "Caucasian" means from the Caucasus Mountains of Central Asia.  That race of people spread West and East.  It includes Iranians (Iran means "Land of the Aryan" - tell that to the "white supremacists"), Turkish, Kurdish, Iraqi, Syrian, Jordanian, Lebanese, Arabs, Greeks, Italians, Pakistanis, Afghans, Northern Indians.  

Originally published 4 April 2007.  Republished 25 October 2011.

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