Hold On OK ?

It’s an unfortunate by-product of technology that good manners appear to have fallen by the way side. (It’s also kissed good grammar goodbye, but that’s another story).

Fag chatrooms and bulletin boards are notorious for lousy etiquette. From bitching to flaming, to venom to bad mouthing, from duplicitous identities to fake locations - and we haven’t got to the lies yet. (FuelMix can’t speak for the hetero chatrooms since he’s not into pussy and will only eat fish if it’s on a plate).

But all that shitty crassness listed above, are just the more obvious manifestations of basic human courtesy gone awry courtesy of your ISP.

There are more subtle variations, the implications of which are lost on the fag committing the transgressions. Take for example a fag who pvtd FuelMix in a chatroom the other day, dangled the bait of a hookup – then told FuelMix to hold while he took a call on his cell phone.

Realizing that this would be blog material, FuelMix kept the pvt window open. 19 minutes 34 seconds later, the fag re-appeared, said he had to go and abruptly closed the window.

There are a number of possible explanations:

1. The fag got a call from the Men’s Health Center telling him he was HIV and he needed immediate grief counselling;

2. The fag was told he’d been fired from his Friday nite stripper gig at that bar in Fagland (and also needed immediate grief counselling).

3. Mom found his porn collection (and she needed grief counselling);

4. His dealer called saying he had the snow for the fag’s Underwear Party on Saturday nite and threatened to kill him if he didn’t pay.

5. He’d given out his cell phone number to other fags in the chat room and jacked off with them. Having shot his load, who needs to chat anymore or dangle bait?

6. His soon-to-be-ex found out he’s been whoring around and they had a fight via cell phone for 19 minutes 34 seconds.

7. His roommate bailed on him, leaving him unable to pay the rent or the dealer, (especially since he’s just lost the Friday nite stripper gig too and needed the jockstrap tips).

8. His employer found the jpegs on Facebook of him sucking some twink in a toilet and scheduled a meeting with Personnel first thing tomorrow.

FuelMix has said in this blog previously, that every piece of technology makes it easier to lie and to degrade one’s personal manners. Cyber and cell phones are no exception. And that suits the fag perfectly. Lies and poor manners go together. It’s the flawed duality that makes the urban fag believe he’s whole. And why not? Looking around in Fagland he sees everybody else engaging either in lies or poor manners or both, whether on the street, in the bars and in cyber. So it must be perfectly acceptable.

Wrong.

The utter lack of simple good manners in cyber is the most telling part of a fag’s profile, regardless of his quads, his pecs and his bubble butt. Times are changing faster than most fags feel comfortable acknowledging. As the world as you know it collapses, it won’t be your lies, your discourtesy, your quads or your ass that’ll get you through. It’ll be the quality of your human relationships, from the simplest acts of decency to the grandest acts of philanthropy.

That’s right fags. The games you play in cyber are an accurate reflection of the games you play in real life. And that’s why you keep losing.

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