My Way Platinum Sauna 5

4th Floor, Kuo Wah Building
340 Hennessy Road
Wanchai
Hong Kong
MTR:  Wanchai, Exit A4

Telephone:  25749098
Note:  NOT open 24 hours, except Saturdays and Public Holidays.
           Mondays - Fridays: 4pm to midnight;
           Saturdays - overnite;
           Sundays: 2pm to midnight (Nude)


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The Clientele

From FuelMix's point of view, My Way Platinum Sauna ranks as the most overtly racist sauna that he has been to in Very Rich Megacity. It outstrips even Hunter Sauna in that regard.  This has nothing to do with the staff. It's the customers.

Having intially been told by a chink fag on entry that "they don't like foreigner [sic] here", FuelMix simply observes that during the 4 hours that he was there, no other foreigner or white guy appeared.

This is the place for the 20-30 something chink fag.  Most were skinny chink twinks.  Some were certainly muscular jockboy types. In both cases they thought the sun shone out of their ass and they paid to bring their attitude in with them.  They deeply resented having a muscular hot looking foreigner there.  When FuelMix stepped under the shower next to them they turned their backs, when he entered the Steam Room they fled, when he entered the Dry Sauna they fled. When he sat in the Lounges they fled, when he sat down to watch TV they fled, when he entered the little porn lounge at the end of the Dark Room they fled.  When he walked down the Dark Room main corridor they ducked into the rooms until he passed.

Interesting huh?

FuelMix doesn't give a fuck about racism.  He's made of tougher stuff than that. But here's the kicker.  Most of these attitudinal slants weren't getting any action either.  There was no shortage of people there and no shortage of chnks streaming in.  In fact, it was pretty crowded. It was Sunday, which was Nude Day.  Yet the vast majority of the chink fags were propped up against the Dark Room Walls sulking and doing The Fag Swivel with their head if any attempt at eye contact was made. Only one or two of the playrooms were actually being used.

The rest just stood in the corridor taking in Whitney Houston, Michael Bolton, Celine Dion.......[barf x 3].

FuelMix was in no doubt that many of these twink chink fags were highly closeted.  They were being ultra-picky and the vast majority of them were not good looking - even if they had muscles.

Consider this:  Forget the trashy decor and the dismal lighting.  As a physical space, the Wet Area and the Dark Area have awesome potential. Both are utterly wasted on and by these chinks. This is a place whose customers need to be taught a lesson by having it invaded by a large group of hot whites and foreigners totally into raunchy, sleazy, exhibitonistic sex.  And Sunday Nude Day is the perfect time for it.

Pros

• Very discreet location in a side lane, in a pokey beige building;
• Walking distance from Wanchai MTR;
• Impressive Wet Area and Dark Area;
• Steady stream of customers coming in;
  

Cons

• Fucked up and (judging by FuelMix's obsevation in the toilet) drug fucked chink fags;
• 20 - 30 something chinks with major attidude;
• Customers are anti-white and anti-foreign;
• Even when crowded not much action going on;
• Lots of Stand & Model with *tsk* *tsk* noises;
• Awful music;
• Trashy decor;
• Terrible lighting;
• Massive wasted potential;
• Not open 24 hours;
  

Would FuelMix Go Back?

ONLY if he was with a buddy or buddies and guaranteed action.

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