Gym Bream

A fitness chain in God's Own Country has started hosting cocktail hours, sponsored by the Swedish vodka brand Svedka, after its intense boot camp training sessions.This is according to a report in the New York Times dated 22 August 2010 entitled Gym Mixes Vodka With Fitness

The locations are in New York, Chicago and Miami.  How interesting.  All 3 cities are currently having major budget problems and no doubt brainstorming for innovative ways to raise municipal and state revenue.  Presumably, the fitness chain would have applied and paid for, a liquor license renewable at least annually.  Great...!! that's a revenue stream for a broke city and the gym turns trendy by being a licensed bar too!!

FuelMix defies any reader to extrapolate the logic in this statement quoted in the above mentioned report:

“It’s a little weird to serve bourbon or Scotch......Tequila might seem out of control. Vodka seems like the right complement to the gym.” 
-------David Barton, founder David Barton Gym

Hey.....isn't liquor an intoxicating substance like Pot which so many other cities in God's Own Country are just salivating to tax?

And aren't New York, Chicago and Miami major fag ghettos?  And where are the 2 places to find fags? Gyms and Bars !! What a fuckin' Win/Win situation!!  A fag can bet his butt plug that gyms in the ghetto are going to wanna get in on this one.  With Faglands in the West teetering on the brink of economic collapse, fag gyms are just gonna suck customers outta the bars by offering coupons and discounted liquor memberships.  And some fag gyms in Fagland are open 24 hours.

And you know how fuckin' bitchy some fags are?  They're gonna whine to the gym management that they should be able to use the bar DURING their workouts - just like they can go to the gym juice bar....!!!

And you know what else? fag SAUNAS are gonna start squealing to get liquor licenses too!!

Think about it.  Drug fucked ghetto fag shows up at the gym, works out, knocks back liquor, heads to the sauna, tweaks his brains out, fucks, shows up at the sauna bar and gets pickled.  Then fucks his brains out again. Rinse, Lather and Repeat.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......!!! IT'S A RACE TO THE BOTTOM - the fag gyms are gonna compete with fag bars and fag saunas!!  And the fag gyms have more financial muscle coz they're franchised!!  Meanwhile the fag's health is gonna go down the toilet -  and the fuckin' cities (already cutting back on health services) are gonna encourage it coz they need the tax revenue HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......!!

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