"Take Toys" Sex Product Supermarket

1/F, 38-40 Jardine's Bazaar
Causeway Bay
Hong Kong
Tel: 2191 0698
MTR: Causeway Bay Station, Exit F1

Opening Hours: 11am - 12 midnight
Web: www.taketoys.net

Note:  Other shops also in Jordan and Sham Shui Po.  Check the website.




On a massively hot humid afternoon, FuelMix was in Causeway Bay, emerging from MTR Exit F1 coincidentally catching some very sexy and very suntanned male eyecandies standing outside the Forever 21 shop. (Hint:  The minibus to the "famous" Middle Bay Beach is apparently available from Jardine's Bazaar).

Heading down Jardine's Bazaar to finish his shopping, he happened to glance upwards at the other side of the street and saw an enormous rectangular sign proclaiming, "Sex Shop", with an adjacent large plate glass window playing a video overlooking the street.

"Huh..?", thought FuelMix, "I don't remember seeing this when I was here a few weeks ago.  Better go check it out for blog research".

Crossing the street and entering the building, it was clear that "Take Toys" was loudly proclaiming its existence, with suggestive posters festooned along the staircase walls.

The shop itself (which opened under 2 months ago) is well laid out with an all-white colour scheme. Given that the other locations of their shops are in Jordan and Sham Shui Po, it appears that their target clientele is the very average Mr or Ms Wong probably in their 20s or 30s, curious about their sexuality, some disposable income and just getting around to saying the Cantonese equivalent of "vibrators".

And they're tons of vibrators in that shop.  Whilst there is a small selection of metal cockrings (on the wall beside the main counter) and dildos for the boys (at the far end of the shop), the product range of porn, lingerie, one-size-fits-all really weird g-strings for men, cheaply priced so called "vacuum" pumps, fleshy and cheaply priced innocent looking masturbation sleeves for men, tends to slant towards the hetero client.

But don't let that put you off. Check the place out, you might find something.  The prices are some of the cheapest in town and truth be told, we kinda liked the cheaply priced, portable, lightweight, slim, innocent looking masturbation sleeves (no batteries required, easy to clean).  Perfect for use while idling in the gay sauna or just carrying it around town in your gym bag or back pack for use when bumping into a friend or when an opportunity presents itself. (Yeah.....FuelMix has that kinda mind, get over it, it's healthy.  He carries his own condoms too and so should you).

Time your visit to the shop just right, and you might get assisted by the really geeky 20 something Chinese male who doesn't speak much English, but whilst walking around with you, will point out the female Japanese porn stars he jacks off to - courtesy of the silicone replicas of their ass, pussy and mouth....all conveniently for sale. He took particular pride in showing pics of their faces covered in cum.  And that slightly crazed grin of his has to be seen to be believed.

Just don't whine that we didn't warn you.

UPDATE 24 JUNE 2016:  A reader informed us that on Thursdays, there is another 20 something Chinese guy there.  He wears glasses and speaks really good English.

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