K 2

The generic fag's propensity to acquire fakes - fake designer clothes, fake accessories, fake stats, fake alibis, fake friends - is about to receive another boost.  Fake Marijuana.........

A report in the New York Times dated 10 July 2010, entitled Synthetic Marijuana Spurs State Bans, is potentially gay dance music to the fucked up sub-culture that thrives on fringe criminality.  The substance is K2, a blend of herbs and synthetic marijuana often marketed as "incense" available in gas station convenience stores and apparently, online.  It sells for US40.00  a gram.

The report states that K2's active ingredients are synthetic cannabinoids.  These are research-grade chemicals created for therapeutic purposes, but which also mimic the narcotic effects of tetrahydocannabinol - THC - the active ingredient in marijuana.

It appears that pure forms of the chemicals are available online and sellers of fake weed are buying them in bulk,  adding a potpurri of herbs and then labeling it as K2. It has spawned a cottage industry since a batch of K2 from one seller can be different to a batch from another seller.  This would suit the shallow urban fag perfectly - behavioural inconsistency is one of their traits and product inconsistency simply mirrors that.

And even better news for fags - K2 doesn't show up on standard urine tests..........

Hospital emergency rooms in God's Own Country are reporting people are showing up with symptoms that would NOT normally be associated with marijuana or a synthetic form of the drug.

So what the hell is in K2?  Good question.

It's only a matter of time before K2 reaches Fagland.  How could it not?  With debt-fucked fags potentially being taxed on legalized pot, it's a sure bet that hordes of them will run to something that is untested, unknown, criminalized and untaxed. Exactly like that unemployed trick he fucked in the sauna last week.

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