Chaps 3
Ground Floor, 15 Ming Yuen Western Street
North Point
Hong Kong
MTR: North Point Station, Exit B, then Exit B1
Tel: 2570 9339
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Opening Hours: Monday - Friday 3:30pm - Midnight. Saturday & Public Holidays 3:30pm - Overnite.
Note: Opening Hours are a bit quirky. Best to call beforehand. Also check for Theme Nites.
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Layout And Facilities - Level 1
The Lounge - The first place the fag will trip into is the tiny Lounge. Given the constraints of the decor and the space, the ambience is quaint, if a tad impractical. With all the frou-frou, twink fags sitting in their underwear gives the Lounge the aura of a barely legal aged brothel. But hey, it's comfy enough and there's a huge selection of glossy Asian gay porn mags to leaf through.
The Locker Room - If the fag hasn't been blinded by the Lurid Green, the area adjacent to the Lounge is the Locker Room. FuelMix knows his lockers and these are smallish. Then again, the space is tight. It's very well lit and clean. There's also a full length mirror and a bench. If you look like FuelMix, then expect the gratifying sensation of being checked out while undressing.
The Wet Area - In between the Lounge and the Lockers are the showers, the steam room and the dry sauna. Entry is via a plastic curtain into a narrowish white corridor with a row of shower heads. It's an odd location for the Wet Area but it's great for exhibitionists. The water pressure in the showers is weak and the controls are fiddly. Expect to be scalded.
Depending on which way the fag's ass is facing when showering, the steam room and the sauna will either be in front or behind the showers. Again, they're small but effective. The steam room has 6 moulded plastic seats and standing room. It heats up nicely. The dry sauna is fine.
The Wet Area has good play potential as FuelMix discovered. But then again, FuelMix is way beyond average, so individual results may vary.
Porn Area 1 - Off the Locker Room is a corridor, again through a plastic curtain. On the left hand side of the corridor is a good sized porn area with a flat screen TV. It has floor mats, cushions and mirrors. Action can and does take place in there. Oddly enough it doesn't show the outlandish decorating characteristics of which FuelMix wrote in Chaps 2. In fact, decor-wise it's pretty boring. It's likely that fags getting action will have to share the space with snoring fags passed out on porn. Just do what FuelMix did - throw a cushion over their face.
Toilet - Next to Porn Area 1, this is a fuckin' disaster. Small, grubby and eeeewey, it's flatly unacceptable.
Porn Area 2 - Continue down the corridor and it opens into a rectangular lounge with built in seating. FuelMix didn't see any action taking place there, and most of the time it was deserted. Again, it lacks the outlandish decorating characteristics and is boringly done.
The Spiral Staircase - Just to the left of Porn Area 2 is an ornate glass and wrought iron door. Open it and take a deep breath before stepping out onto the landing of an incredibly steep, narrow, wrought iron spiral staircase that plunges into Level 2.
Standing on the landing of the staircase and looking down, allows the fag to take in the full horror of the total and rampant use of green plastic foliage that utterly covers every inch of wall on 2 storeys. It's breathtaking and surreal.
So what's on Level 2? Read Chaps 4 you dumb faggot.
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