Who Else Is Cruising? 2

Continue with your education fags.  These 2 articles from the Wall Street Journal are a must-read.


Sites Feed Personal Details To New Tracking Industry, The Wall Street Journal 31 July 2010.

The Web's New Gold Mine: Your Secrets, The Wall Street Journal 31 July 2010.

Who Else Is Cruising?

Here fags, read these 2 links from Wired  and get an education:


Exclusive: U.S. Spies Buy Stake In Firm That Monitors Blogs, Tweets, Wired.com 19 October 2009.

and

Exclusive: Google, CIA Invest in "Future" Of Web Monitoring, Wired.com 28 July 2010.

The second link is particularly interesting because the companies involved analyze the sum total of a person's online output and then put it through a form of predictive analysis to gauge that person's future thoughts and actions.

Since this is a blog for gay men and fags, let's look at the Good News and Bad News.

The Good News
Finally, the technological capability to predictively determine:

• whether the fag's stats are likely to be genuine;
• whether the fag is likely to be drug and disease free or not;
• whether the fag is likely to be a drug dealer;
• whether the fag really is Top, Bottom or Versatile;
• whether the fag really is where he says he is;
• whether the fag is drunk or drug-fucked when he posts his ads;
• whether the fag is likely to be a hustler;
• whether the fag will show up or bail;

The Bad News
It's well known how fags love to mouth off on chat lines, fag message boards, personal ads, comment pages on blogs (especially when anonymous comments are allowed)  in fact any forum that allows them to do the verbal equivalent of a "hit and run".

The new technology not only chronicles and analyzes past venom spewing by the fag, but predictively determines what he's likely to do online - or even in the real world - next, when and why.

Think about it.....a closet fag, or a Miserably Married Fag who regularly posts on Craigslist has built up a predictive profile by the words that he chooses......... providing a fantastic blackmail opportunity were the information to be abused.

Fags spewing on Twitter, Facebook (exempt for the moment but probably not for long) any social networking forum or blog for that matter could be targeted for past, present AND FUTURE behaviour.  FuelMix has already informed his readers that Lenders are trawling through social networking sites building up a detailed credit profile based on a person's postings e.g. "Man!! I'm so jazzed that I bought my 42 inch plasma flat screen TV on 24 months credit..!!"

A fag notorious in Fagland for drug dealing, could be watched and set up based on his Tweets on Twitter and IMs following predictive analysis as to when, where, what time and for how much his stash of crack would sell inside the fag bar.

Fags use their mouths for 4 things: eating, sucking, rimming and bitching. Usually in that order. 

Their online life is simply an extension of it.  Were predictive online analysis technology used in Fagland, FuelMix suspects it would throw up and amazing number of psychotic, paranoid, psychologically damaged, emotionally crippled men that would utterly re-define the notion of "diversity" or that other vomit-inducing phrase, "our community".  FuelMix is prepared to go further and state that it probably wouldn't be a bad thing if whole swathes of Fagland were declared psychologically "sub-normal" based on individual online ejaculations that pass as commentary when they are nothing more than exaggeration, lies or venom.

There are really 3 strands at play here:

• Net Censorship - whether to stop you from seeing anything when you surf;
• Net Neutrality - whether to show you everything when you surf;
• Net Data Mining - whether to watch and profile you when you surf;

It's time for fags to wake up and take another look at their usual online behaviour.

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Gateway 2

1/F Kwong Ah Building
114 Thomson Road
Wanchai
Hong Kong

MTR Exit B3

Telephone: 2591 0500

Note: NOT open 24 hours.  Usual hours appear to be 2pm to 1am.  Call beforehand.

FuelMix dropped into Gateway gay sauna.  He was doing some work in the neighbourhood and realized that his last review of Gateway was on 9 September 2008.  It was time for a quick update.

Physically, nothing has changed.  It's very well laid out and very clean.  However it appears that at least one of the private play rooms may have a microphone.  FuelMix saw 2 guys go into a room and close the door.  Next thing he heard was their sounds broadcast over a tinny-sounding speaker into the main corridor of the Dark Area.

Hmmmmm...................

There weren't many people there at the time - about 9 guys or so.  FuelMix heard that the best time to go there are Saturday and Sunday afternoons.

If any reader has been there during those times and would like to submit a review, send it to fuelinjectedmale@live.hk

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Chaps 5

Ground Floor, 15 Ming Yuen Western Street
North Point
Hong Kong
MTR: North Point Station, Exit B, then Exit B1

Tel: 2570 9339
Web:
Opening Hours:  Monday - Friday 3:30pm - Midnight. Saturday & Public Holidays 3:30pm - Overnite.
Note:  Best to call beforehand for opening hours and Theme Nites.  Staff speak excellent English.


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The Clientele And The Vibe
A large selection of early 20s chink twinks, many of whom had spent hours at the beach in skimpy Arenas, Speedos or gay-branded swimming trunks and were very suntanned.  There was evidence of tanning envy amongst them as they paraded around. Some had brought their attitude with the beach bags, others were more than happy to nibble on FuelMix. 

Chaps also appears to get the 30 something chink office crowd.  It's convenient to get to, in a very discreet location, away from the usual sauna clusters.

Chaps is owned by the same people who own Colony Sauna in Mong Kok which FuelMix has already reviewed in this blog.  The vibe in Chaps is that of an oasis for men - rather than the high voltage meat market of some of the other saunas in town.  But since it is open overnite on Saturdays, it might turn out to be humping on those nites.

The choice of piped music when FuelMix was there was either atrocious or hilarious.  Fucking a chink twink's face while Pavarotti warbled Nessun Dorma took some getting used to - but FuelMix was able to join Fat Lucy in that high note at about the same time.

FuelMix had no trouble getting action in Chaps in the same way as he had no trouble getting action in Colony Sauna.  And he went on a weekday evening.  It might not be massively crowded, but if the fag reader has a particular fetish for the Skinny Chink Twink look or the GAM professional office look, it can be found in Chaps.

It does take guts to open a sauna some distance away from the usual sauna cluster of Wanchai and Causeway Bay; and Chaps needs to be acknowledged for that.  FuelMix suggests that fags go and check it out at least once - if only to see the **ahem** decor for themselves.  Take a buddy.

Pros

• Easy to get to by MTR to North Point Station. 5 minute walk from there;
• Discreet location on drab residential street;
• Very friendly staff who speak excellent English;
• Clean (with the exception of that grubby looking toilet on Level 1);
• Lots of space to sit, lounge around or pad down to the porn room and recline there;
• Western gay porn on the screens;
• Action potential in both Levels of showers;
• Action potential in the Level 2 Lounges;
• Hot tub, steam room and dry sauna;
• Chink twinks and office crowd - if you're into that;
• Theme Nites (call beforehand);
• No TV, Internet or Karaoke;

Cons

• Not open 24 hours;
• No TV, Internet or Karaoke;
  
• No free food or drink (contrast Colony Sauna owned by the same people that give free pastries, tea and coffee);
• Might take a while to get action;
• Odd choice of music;
• Outrageously steep, narrow, wrought iron spiral staircase leading down to Level 2.
• That decor............

 Would FuelMix Go Back?

Yeah probably.  FuelMix likes quirky places now and again.  In any event, FuelMix would have to drop in to do a second review in the interests of fairness and accuracy.  Like Colony Sauna, this place would probably grow on the fag customer over time.

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Chaps 4

Ground Floor, 15 Ming Yuen Western Street
North Point
Hong Kong
MTR: North Point Station, Exit B, then Exit B1

Tel: 2570 9339
Web:
Opening Hours:  Monday - Friday 3:30pm - Midnight. Saturday & Public Holidays 3:30pm - Overnite.
Note:  Best to call beforehand for opening hours and Theme Nites.  Staff speak excellent English.


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Layout And Facilities - Level 2

Showers & Hot Tub -  Descend the spiral staircase into a large open area with the showers and the hot tub.  This is actually a pretty cool space, it's well lit, very clean and there's even a small cafe table and chairs in the corner to sit while checking out the showering dudes.  Unlike the showers upstairs, these showers have a stronger water pressure. It's a perfect space to show off one's bod.

The hot tub is also very clean, with strong jets and set at an adequate temperature.  At the time FuelMix was there, a group of friendly customers were soaking in the tub.  They invited FuelMix to join them and started yakking.  One gave FuelMix a pretty good massage too.  So, no complaints there.

The 2 Lower Level Lounges -  At the foot of the spiral staircase is the entrance to the 2 Lower Level Lounges.  Again, this is a large space and really brings home just how spacious Chaps actually is.  The decor, while still showing a "classical" motif, is more muted than the riot upstairs.  It's actually fairly soothing, with comfy chairs, sofas and table lamps.  Either that or having earlier overdosed on the Lurid Green, FuelMix had simply blanked out.

The 2 Lower Level Lounges are set up for chatting and cruising.  That's because they're right outside the Dark Area, which is beyond the 2nd Lounge.  If one looks like FuelMix, then expect to be chatted and cruised. More about the clientele later.

The Dark Area -  Push through the curtains and enter the Dark Area.  It consists of 5 play rooms, with lockable wooden doors.  The rooms are smallish in size (FuelMix does not like receiving head while his head is right near the trash bin) have floor mats, mirrors, condoms and lube dispensers.  Some also have a large window so that guys in the other room can watch.  There's also a corridor space outside the rooms where fags can stand around and cruise.

Just be warned that if the play room lights are off, that Dark Room area is really pitch dark.

So...what's the clientele like and FuelMix's view of the place? See Chaps 5.

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Chaps 3

Ground Floor, 15 Ming Yuen Western Street
North Point
Hong Kong
MTR: North Point Station, Exit B, then Exit B1

Tel: 2570 9339
Web:
Opening Hours:  Monday - Friday 3:30pm - Midnight. Saturday & Public Holidays 3:30pm - Overnite.
Note: Opening Hours are a bit quirky.  Best to call beforehand.  Also check for Theme Nites.


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Layout And Facilities - Level 1

The Lounge - The first place the fag will trip into is the tiny Lounge.  Given the constraints of the decor and the space, the ambience is quaint, if a tad impractical.  With all the frou-frou, twink fags sitting in their underwear gives the Lounge the aura of a barely legal aged brothel.  But hey, it's comfy enough and there's a huge selection of glossy Asian gay porn mags to leaf through.


The Locker Room - If the fag hasn't been blinded by the Lurid Green, the area adjacent to the Lounge is the Locker Room.  FuelMix knows his lockers and these are smallish.  Then again, the space is tight.  It's very well lit and clean.  There's also a full length mirror and a bench.  If you look like FuelMix, then expect the gratifying sensation of being checked out while undressing.

The Wet Area -  In between the Lounge and the Lockers are the showers, the steam room and the dry sauna.  Entry is via a plastic curtain into a narrowish white corridor with a row of shower heads.  It's an odd location for the Wet Area but it's great for exhibitionists.  The water pressure in the showers is weak and the controls are fiddly.  Expect to be scalded.

Depending on which way the fag's ass is facing when showering, the steam room and the sauna will either be in front or behind the showers.  Again, they're small but effective.  The steam room has 6 moulded plastic seats and standing room.  It heats up nicely.  The dry sauna is fine.

The Wet Area has good play potential as FuelMix discovered.  But then again, FuelMix is way beyond average, so individual results may vary.

Porn Area 1 -  Off the Locker Room is a corridor, again through a plastic curtain.  On the left hand side of the corridor is a good sized porn area with a flat screen TV.  It has floor mats, cushions and mirrors.  Action can and does take place in there.  Oddly enough it doesn't show the outlandish decorating characteristics of which FuelMix wrote in Chaps 2.  In fact, decor-wise it's pretty boring.  It's likely that fags getting action will have to share the space with snoring fags passed out on porn.  Just do what FuelMix did - throw a cushion over their face.

Toilet - Next to Porn Area 1, this is a fuckin' disaster. Small, grubby and eeeewey, it's flatly unacceptable.

Porn Area 2 - Continue down the corridor and it opens into a rectangular lounge with built in seating.  FuelMix didn't see any action taking place there, and most of the time it was deserted.  Again, it lacks the outlandish decorating characteristics and is boringly done.

The Spiral Staircase -   Just to the left of Porn Area 2 is an ornate glass and wrought iron door.  Open it and take a deep breath before stepping out onto the landing of an incredibly steep, narrow, wrought iron spiral staircase that plunges into Level 2.

Standing on the landing of the staircase and looking down, allows the fag to take in the full horror of the total and rampant use of green plastic foliage that utterly covers every inch of wall on 2 storeys.  It's breathtaking and surreal.


So what's on Level 2?  Read Chaps 4 you dumb faggot.

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Pot Inc.

"Nobody wants to see the McDonald's-ization of cannabis............I would compare it to how a small business feels about shutting down its business and going to work at Wal-Mart. Who would be attracted to that?"

--------Dan Scully, independent medical marijuana grower, Oakland, California, quoted in My Way 18 July 2010, Oakland Pot Growing Plan Worries Small Time Bud Tenders

Who would be attracted to that???.......Well for starters, pot smoking retirees who've lately seen their retirement prospects go up in not-so-sweet-smelling smoke, leftover hippies looking for a job with "benefits" and..........fags - for whom the idea of working in a corporate environment where inhalation for profit is encouraged, would beat being a flight attendant, hair stylist, retail sales or low level customer service anyday.

The fuss is all about the plans of a city in the Not-So-Golden-State of God's Own Country to industrialize marijuana production.  Specifically, the licensing of 4 production plants where MJ would be grown, processed and packaged.  Winning applicants have to pay US$211,000.00 in annual permit fees, carry liability insurance (???!!!) of US$2 Million and be prepared to pay 8% of gross revenue in tax. 

The whining is coming from the smaller "Mom and Pop" pot growers who fear that such large scale production would drive them out of business.  Paradoxically, as much as fags would relish the idea of working for the Wal-Mart Of Pot Inc.,  many fags would also loathe the idea.


Having written about the desperate legalization of pot for the even more desperate purpose of tax revenue (see the Label, Finance And The Fag), FuelMix saw this one coming.

Really? Why?.........There are only 2 things a fag can sell - his dick and his drugs.  Think FuelMix is outta line? Check out the number of hustler ads  on the major rentboy sites and in gay mags.  Then check out the number of fags looking to buy or sell chems in online chatrooms.  Then watch the deals going down on the campus of the University of Fag Bar (pending accreditation).  Then look at the number of fags looking to buy or sell chems at raves and circuit parties.  Case Closed.


Putting it another way, the industrialization of pot removes 50% of  the generic fag's professional skills.  Of course they're upset.

The whiners allege that large scale production would harm the environment, reduce the quality and give consumers fewer strains from which to choose.


FuelMix knows from personal observation that small time fag growers of pot couldn't give a shit about the environment or the quality of the pot or consumer choice.  He has perversely fond memories of white trash fags living in subsidized housing claiming to have attended international climate change conferences while  dealing pot cut with celery leaves...........all the while bad mouthing their other shithead drug-fucked miniscule pot growers.


What these whiners haven't realized is that where tax revenue is concerned, the name of the game is economy of scale.  For starters it cuts down on tax evasion - which small time fag growers and assorted Mom and Poppers are really really good at.  They have to be.  Not only are they tax evading, technically, they are also money laundering since they would not be disclosing the source of their funds.  FuelMix has yet to find a fag dealer or grower who took VISA or a Debit Card.  Why would they?  It's strictly a cash business where the transaction takes place in seconds.  Many are also sucking from the nipple of the state.  They want their pot and their welfare too.

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Chaps 2

Ground Floor, 15 Ming Yuen Western Street
North Point
Hong Kong
MTR: North Point Station, Exit B, then Exit B1

Tel: 2570 9339
Web:
Opening Hours:  Monday - Friday 3:30pm - Midnight. Saturday & Public Holidays 3:30pm - Overnite.
Note: Opening Hours are a bit quirky.  Best to call beforehand.  Also check for Theme Nites.


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The Decor

The intrepid and fascinated fag that hikes out to North Point had better take some tranquilizers before facing the decor in Chaps.

How would one describe it?........Start With Lurid Green Meets Baroque, Rococco, Renaissance, Wrought Iron,  A Profusion of Green Plastic Leaves Covering 2 Storeys And Stainless Steel Lockers - overlaid with a MAJOR Cistine-chapel-reproduction full colour plastic sheeting of religion and redemption that undulates across the ceiling.

No joke.  This is hell and gone beyond a Bad Acid Trip.

FuelMix hyperventilated when he stepped in, standing there clutching his locker key and his chest.  No matter how gym-built the fag is, Chaps' decor is not for the faint hearted (and should have come with a health warning on the front door).

Seriously, a fag should go there just to gawk, gape and gag at the decor.  If one tries to describe it, nobody will believe it and Chaps' website doesn't bring out the full force of the aesthetic insanity.

And just wait till FuelMix gets to the piped Pavarotti and Opera bit in this review..............


The Layout 

The initial impression is that the place is tiny - but actually, it's very large and spread out on 2 levels.  There is fair bit of room to move about, lounge about and cruise about. 

So, what about the layout and the facilities in this place? Since this place has 2 levels, FuelMix has to keep the postings in bite sized pieces, since the average fag reader only has the attention span of a rubber band.

So, now go to Chaps 3


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Chaps 1

Ground Floor, 15 Ming Yuen Western Street
North Point
Hong Kong
MTR: North Point Station, Exit B, then Exit B1

Tel: 2570 9339
Web:
Opening Hours:  Monday - Friday 3:30pm - Midnight. Saturday & Public Holidays 3:30pm - Overnite.
Note: Opening Hours are a bit quirky.  Best to call beforehand.  Also check for Theme Nites.


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This gay sauna is located in the Eastern part of Hong Kong island, away from the usual sauna clusters of Central,Wanchai and Causeway Bay.  It's easy enough to get to on the MTR.  Take the Island Line to North Point station.  Take Exit B and then Exit B1.

Exit B1 emerges directly on the corner of King's Road which is the main drag, and Shu Kuk Street. So, stand on King's Road and face LEFT.  Cross Shu Kuk Street and keep walking Westwards along King's Road.

Like Mong Kok, Yau Ma Tei,  Wanchai and Causeway Bay, the North Point area is absolutely authentic Very Rich Megacity.  It's crowded, noisy and there's lots to peek at in the shops while padding down King's Road.  North Point is a lower middle class, working class area and it's kinda fun to explore anyways.

The next cross street will be Kam Ping Street.  Cross that and keep walking straight down King's Road.

Keep your eyes peeled str8 ahead looking for a 7-11 store directly underneath a KFC fast food restaurant.  That's the corner of King's Road and Ming Yuen Street West.  Turn LEFT into Ming Yuen Street West and start walking uphill.  The street is a residential street, that is drab and non-descript.

No. 15 is on the left hand side of the street, about half way up.  There are 2 large square windows with the letters "CHAPS" written in gold on the drapes.

Turn sharply LEFT into the building and the entrance to Chaps with the doorbell is immediately to the Left.

Get buzzed in, pay coin of HK$118.00, get told if there's any Theme Nite.  Push the glass and wrought iron door and enter.....................

Decor? Layout? Facilities? Clientele? Action?  See Chaps 2 and the rest in the series.

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Alexander Sauna 7

1st Floor, Wing Cheong Building
404 Reclamation Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit E 1 

Open 24 hours
Tel: 2148 0400


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A reader sent in this update:

Dropped in Sunday evening 18 July 2010 @ 8:30pm.  The place was full and hopping.  There were GAMs, whites and foreigners of all ages and body types.  Also a fair sprinkling of tourists.  Was pleasantly surprised since was not expecting a crowd on a Sunday evening.  No shortage of people coming in.  Was told it can be crowded all day Sunday.

In one of your earlier posts on Alexander you said that this place could overtake CE to be the international sauna in HKG.  You could be right.  Even as I was leaving just after midnight, the staff were taking calls in English giving directions on how to get there.  Mong Kok is not the backwater people like to think it is.

And a delicious irony........one of the owner/managers of CE showed up as a customer at Alexander around 11:30pm !!  Several people recognized him but he wouldn't even acknowledge them or look them in the eye.  What the hell was his problem?

FuelMix says:   Mong Kok is causing a splash in the fag waterworld.  Best as FuelMix can tell, the sauna battles are being fought amongst Mong Kok, Tsim Sha Tsui and Wanchai (with Yau Ma Tei, think Hunter Sauna for 20 somethings, as the new pretender)  Times are changing and Central as a sauna area simply doesn't have the cachet or the affordable size.  The only thing Central has is a diehard clique of clientele - but that doesn't equate to variety.

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K 2

The generic fag's propensity to acquire fakes - fake designer clothes, fake accessories, fake stats, fake alibis, fake friends - is about to receive another boost.  Fake Marijuana.........

A report in the New York Times dated 10 July 2010, entitled Synthetic Marijuana Spurs State Bans, is potentially gay dance music to the fucked up sub-culture that thrives on fringe criminality.  The substance is K2, a blend of herbs and synthetic marijuana often marketed as "incense" available in gas station convenience stores and apparently, online.  It sells for US40.00  a gram.

The report states that K2's active ingredients are synthetic cannabinoids.  These are research-grade chemicals created for therapeutic purposes, but which also mimic the narcotic effects of tetrahydocannabinol - THC - the active ingredient in marijuana.

It appears that pure forms of the chemicals are available online and sellers of fake weed are buying them in bulk,  adding a potpurri of herbs and then labeling it as K2. It has spawned a cottage industry since a batch of K2 from one seller can be different to a batch from another seller.  This would suit the shallow urban fag perfectly - behavioural inconsistency is one of their traits and product inconsistency simply mirrors that.

And even better news for fags - K2 doesn't show up on standard urine tests..........

Hospital emergency rooms in God's Own Country are reporting people are showing up with symptoms that would NOT normally be associated with marijuana or a synthetic form of the drug.

So what the hell is in K2?  Good question.

It's only a matter of time before K2 reaches Fagland.  How could it not?  With debt-fucked fags potentially being taxed on legalized pot, it's a sure bet that hordes of them will run to something that is untested, unknown, criminalized and untaxed. Exactly like that unemployed trick he fucked in the sauna last week.

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Towel Club ?

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Being Gay In Morocco

Here's an article published in Afrik.com on 4 May 2010 entitled, Being Gay In Morocco.  The young man being interviewed is 23 years old.  6 years ago, he founded Kif-Kif, the first Moroccan gay association to support GLBT rights and in April 2010, he founded Mithly, the first gay magazine in the Arab world.

Gay sex is a tough topic in Africa and the Middle East.  It has existed and been documented in their culture for centuries, but in places like Morocco it is a criminal offence, although convictions are apparently rare.  On the other side, are harsh conservative Muslims who see the public discussion of gays and gay sex as damaging to their view of the social fabric.

And in the middle stands this 23 year old guy.  Not surprisingly the offices of Kif-Kif and Mithly have been established in Madrid, Spain.  He's extremely articulate.  Read the interview in Afrik.com linked above.  FuelMix has decided to link Mithly to the blog.  The magazine is presently in Arabic, but hopes to have an English online edition in the future.

Kinda stands in stark contrast to what white 23 year old fags spend their time doing huh?

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Warning Shot

This is major, so major, that Western media is agog and dumbfounded by its brilliant audacity.  China's credit rating agency, Dagong International Credit Rating Co (whose name means "Big Justice"), based in Beijing, issued its debut international report which, well........totally calls it like it is when it comes to debt-fucked Western countries.  It's report strips them of their AAA sovereign debt credit ratings.

Fascinated readers will be aware that certain  Western countries strut around with AAA credit ratings, courtesy of the (white) credit rating agencies such as Moody's, Fitch and Standard & Poor.  These are tools of the World Management Team which attempts to control credit and money supply and tends to favour its own kind, notwithstanding that so many Western countries are chronically debt-fucked.  By any objective assessment these countries were long overdue for a credit downgrade.

 In reality the Western credit rating agencies is a cartel responsible for a massive fraud, notably the deliberate certfication of toxic debt instruments as Grade A, simply to collect hefty commissions from the Wall Street investment banks.  Whether they wish to admit it or not, their credibility is shot.

The response to Dagong's report was the predictable white  howl of "propaganda" and "political posturing" (as if these two phenomena were endemic to the East).  But financial analysts around the world are pointing out that Dagong's report is pretty accurate, even if the West officially refuses to recognize it.  It isn't going down well with the Stiff Upper Lips or the other Melanin-Deficient Types who presume to be the Lords and Masters of the Coloured And The Tanned.

So fags, here's Dagong's Chart expressed in terms of currency stability of the Top 20 countries.  Click on it for a larger view:

As Agora Financial's 5 Min Forecast puts it in a report dated 13 July 2010:

"Not bad at all. If anything, we note this is yet another subtle shot across the bow from the Far East… they are not nearly as ignorant as most Westerners will them to be".

Imagine that fags, Asia telling the white emperors that not only is their ass showing, but that it's liable to be kicked.

What does this mean for fags?  Many western fags now have the dubious distinction of being debt-fucked AND drug-fucked.  As FuelMix wrote in his post, Lands Of The Deluded, 3 July 2010, certain Western countries are on the way to becoming white niggas.  There may well be social upheaval as so-called First World countries turn out to be Fourth or Fifth World.

FuelMix has said it before in this blog:  Everything that was, just isn't any more.  The winds of change are beginning to howl and most fags haven't got a clue.

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Copyright in the image vests in Agora Financial's 5 Min Forecast 

Double Sauna 4

8th Floor, Oriental House
24 - 26 Argyle Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit D3

Tel: 2396  9595
Web:  http://www.double-sauna.com/


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A reader sent in his impressions of Double:

"Hi, I see from your reviews that you have not been to Double in person. Feel free to use the following text as a review for your blog................

Mid 30s ethnic Brit visited Double 4 times in a week in early July 2010. Fuelmix reviews led to nerves and trepidation at the entry buzzer due to expectations of rejection due ethnicity. However, I was let in on all occasions and furnished with discount vouchers to boot. Perhaps the slim and toned look is what they want rather than a certain ethnicity? All visits were after midnight and on each occasion the dresscode was nude. Much to my surprise, the place was ALWAYS busy at night with at least 20 others present. Population was consistently young, athletic/muscular Chinese (only saw 2 other Europeans but they, like me, were obviously regular gym users). Several encounters ensued with stunning, horny physical specimens including two mind-blowing, moon-howling threesomes!! Way better than I was expecting and so I'd recommend it to those who fit the physical mould that's expected here. Based on Fuelmix's description of his own appearance/build it would seem like a "must" that he visit in person and follow up with one of his eloquent reviews. Late on Friday or Saturday night would be a good starting point. I haven't howled/cum as much as this in a long time......will you try it?
:-) "

FuelMix says:  OK, will put it on the "To Do" list (although FuelMix is not a late nite person). The place does sound like a haunt for late niters. Nothing wrong with that.  You went 4x in one week???!!!  Only comment is that 20 guys or so doesn't sound like a lot and FuelMix had heard several times from customers in other saunas that Double was facing stiff competition from Alexander which is also nearby and also open 24 hours.  Check out places like Towel Club, Alexander and Galaxy.  Time it right and those places will have way more than 20 people.

When you have a moment perhaps you could fill in some gaps....ambience? decor? facilities?

(Presumably your howls of sexual gratification were as eloquent as FuelMix's reviews.......? :-)

Thanks for writing in.  Always welcome readers feedback.

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Towel Club 7

3/F Amber Commercial Building
70 - 74 Morrison Hill Road
Causeway Bay
Hong Kong
MTR: Causeway Bay Station, Exit A

Tel: 2575 6730

A reader sent in this update on Towel Club's Thursdays Beefcake Nite :

Hi, gwailo here....showed up on Thursday evening around 6:30pm to check out the Beefcake Nite.  Lots of guys there - about 40, many of them buffed and very muscular. Mostly GAMs, but a few built foreigners there too.

The Dark Room area was crowded, but for the longest time, nothing happened. Everyone was propped up against the walls standing and modeling. Lots of attitude.  There wasn't a sound, just eerie silence. It was kinda weird since there was no shortage of hot guys there.  By about 10pm, the place emptied out en masse.  Best as I can tell, the majority of the guys ( me included) didn't get any action - but they looked good standing there.

Not sure what to make of their Beefcake Nites.  They're certainly well attended but what's the point of  paying 98 bucks and just standing there?


FuelMix says:  perhaps all that working out in the gym to look good for Beefcake Nite had made them tired and they needed some support from the wall..........yeah Stand & Model is the silent killer of naked fun and fags have perfected it to a fine art - as much as they ache inside for bump and grind.  It's just another example of fag hypocrisy.  Who else do you know who would throw money to do nothing?


See the previous reviews of Towel Club and you'll see that FuelMix has experienced both frustration and mind-blowing gratification there. A gay sauna is like a casino - you put down the cash and take your chances.  Said this before but it's worth repeating : since the clientele come in waves, there's no telling what the next High Tide will bring.  Completely empathize.  Thanks for writing in.


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Lands Of The Deluded

The  reason FuelMix is writing this current series of posts on Finance & The Fag is to point out that the results of the financial mischief in God's Own Country and in Europe are nowhere near over. This crap had been building for nearly 10 years. Its public manifestations from 2007 onwards are only the tip of an iceberg of debt, derivatives, falsely creative accounting, off-balance sheet accounting, fake credit ratings, market manipulation, profiteering, outrageous money printing, criminality and lies.

What has been witnessed is history's largest and most fraudulently engineered transfer of wealth from the global public to a cartel of Western investment banks so far immune to prosecution by virtue of political connections.  "Too Big To Fail" is in fact "Too Big To Jail".

The consequences of this heist for Western countries will be profound and will fundamentally alter their societies - including Faggotry.  That's not to say that Asia will be immune.  It won't.  But since Asia does not have a generationally- entrenched mentality of an "Entitlement Society", the pain will be different.

Right now, God's Own Country has the largest number of people on Food Stamps in its history. That's more than were lining up for crumbs in the Great Depression of the 1930s (and as mentioned above, this is nowhere near over).  Many of those have lost their homes, jobs and retirement savings as a result of their own greed and the greed of the investment banks that tricked them; or were simply innocent bystanders paying their bills on time, saving a little and keeping down a job - and the company failed in the ensuing credit crunch of 2008 onwards.

Somewhere in that line for Food Stamps, is a fag.

Now consider this: 

According to a report in the LA Times dated 2 July 2010, more and more job seekers in God's Own Country are simply giving up the search for employment after 6 months or more out of work. They drop out of the statistics and appear to make the unemployment rate drop, but in fact their hidden presence actually pushes the unemployment rate higher.

Somewhere in those numbers of disillusioned job seekers, is a fag.

Then consider this:

The Not-So-Golden-State, purportedly the barometer of the national economy, has just put 200,000 state workers on minimum wage - because there's no budget for political and fiscal reasons.  This is exactly what FuelMix warned about in his earlier posts in this series.  Consider the irony.....state workers who suck the largest entitlements suddenly slammed down to minimum wage.

Somewhere in there is a fag.

Another interesting tidbit:  the growing numbers of strategic defaults of car lease payments in God's Own Country.  A very, very telling statistic considering what a car-centric society that is.

Somewhere in there is a fag, now without wheels.

So let's take score:

• A fag without a job;
• A fag disillusioned about finding a job;
• A fag who can't pay his rent;
• A fag who's underwater on his house or apartment;
• A fag who can't pay his mortgage;
• A fag who won't pay his mortgage;
• A fag who's seen his retirement fund cut;
• A fag who's taken a private sector pay cut;
• A fag who's taken a public sector pay cut;
• A fag who won't make his car payments;
• A fag who's facing social welfare cuts;
• A fag who's facing a cut in his state pension;

Some fags will fall into more than one category.  But ALL of them will be facing a tax hike.

FuelMix wonders whether the sheer unreality and sheer absurdity of this is beginning to dawn on his Western readers.  The metrics as to what constitutes a Developed Country are now being savagely distorted.  Large swathes of God's Own Country, The Nanny Kingdom, the southern parts of Western Europe and most of Eastern Europe will become the Newly Emerging Backward Economies.

....in other words, White Niggas.

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Turning The Screw

There are days when FuelMix gets it dead right and elevates himself to be a Legend In His Own Lunchtime.  Having written the posts, Tit Clamps on 26 June 2010 and The New Sado-Masochism on 1 July 2010 (see below) from Asia and specifically warning fags in the West what was coming down the pike, imagine his delight when the Americans For Tax Reform website published an article on 1st July 2010 entitled, "Six Months To Go Until The Largest Tax Hikes In History:

If you're a fag living in God's Own Country, do yourself a favour and read the fuckin' thing.

If you're a fag living in Europe, check out the article to get a hint of what your politicians will be presenting you.

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The New Sado-Masochism

Fascinated fags will have noticed that lately, FuelMix has been writing about financial matters. They may be wondering whether this is because fag news – like their swimming trunks - is scant in the dog days of summer. The answer is that the financial stuff FuelMix is writing about is gonna hit fags, particularly fags in the West, much harder than they realize.

As much as fag love to blow, whether cock, crack or smoke, 4 bigger bubbles have been blown in the West over the past 10 years or so – First, the Dot Com Bubble, now bust. Second, the Housing/Sub-Prime/Derivatives Bubble, now bust and still bleeding badly. Third, the massive government cash injections to favoured “Too Big To Fail” banks creating a massive public debt bubble due to bust any day now. Fourth, the risk of municipal default in the cities of God’s Own Country PLUS the Sovereign Debt defaults of entire countries in Europe – courtesy of lousy financial policies, an insistence on socialist entitlement payments (to single moms, teachers, civil servants, unemployment benefits, drug addicts etc), and the eagerness to invest in risky and incomprehensible financial derivatives peddled by the investment banks.

So what’s the Big Picture?

Well, virtually all currency is crock. It’s just paper money or electronic digits on a screen. Very little of it is backed by anything other than “confidence”. Ironic really, considering the confidence trick that’s been pulled on the world by Wall Street. But like a fag addict needing his fix, the money keeps getting pumped into the system, with no hope of de-tox. That dilutes the value of the other money sloshing around the system, (a phenomenon known as debasing the currency), reduces the value of the coin in your jeans and sets up the game for inflation. In other words, since the coin is now worth less, more of it is needed to buy the same stuff like condoms, porn, lube and food. In case fags hadn’t realized, inflation is actually a hidden tax.

If the European governments and the cities in God’s Own Country default on their debts (that risk is rising), watch out. There are 2 new dirty words floating around and they’re appearing more and more in Western media and falling out of the mouths of white politicians. Those 2 words are “Taxation” and “Austerity”.

FuelMix suspects that Western governments, desperate for revenue, won’t wait for an outright default. If there’s a chance they can grab cash sooner rather than later they’ll take it. FuelMix has already written about the “nickel-and-dime” taxes that are being introduced in the West at an alarming rate. It’s already causing outrage.  See the post, Tit Clamps dated 26 June 2010

What about the austerity? Considering that God’s Own Country and Europe are socialist entitlement societies, when public debt has reached outrageous and beyond-critical levels, there will be slashes in welfare benefits, unemployment benefits, state pensions, pay to government workers, major reductions in municipal spending e.g. crime control, street lights, garbage collection, maintenance of parks, public transport, hospitals, government grants for community programs………

Think FuelMix is drinking too much brandy? Read the fuckin’ media you dumb faggot. Austerity and cost cutting measures are being introduced in:

• God’s Own Country
• The Nanny Kingdom
• Greece
• Spain
• France
• Portugal
• Italy
• Germany
• Japan (supposedly the most Western of the Asian countries and the one under the most influence of God’s Own Country).

(and that’s not counting the economic collapse in Eastern Europe which is being under-reported, probably because it’s really serious).

They’re all doing the same thing that FuelMix said in the previous paragraph and they’re all using the same words like “strict”, “harsh”, “severe”, “painful”, “sweeping”, “necessary”, "discipline" - in other words fags, all the fun words in S&M - except that ain't consensual and there ain't any safe words.

With the exception of Japan (and to some extent Eastern Europe), these are Western societies whose people for generations have grown accustomed to sucking the government’s cock and swallowing ejaculated benefits. A cursory walk through the Faglands of the West will reveal just how many fags are part-time or full-time government cocksuckers.

And here’s the kicker. Suddenly the government’s appetite to stimulate the economy by creating more money out of thin air is wavering. They’ll still do it, but they may suddenly stop. At that point entire economies that have been on life support for the past 2 years will collapse – including all those “zombie” banks that should have been allowed to fail in 2008. The failure will be systemic.

The social upheaval will be massive. And it’s coming. For fragile and unstable economic entities like Faglands in the West, which FuelMix has said for several years were economically unsound, a new paradigm will be forced onto them.  At that point the party and the after-party will be over.

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Causeway Bay
Hong Kong
MTR: Causeway Bay Station, Exit C

Tel: 2575 3445 or 64325900

This sauna apparently closed down a few weeks ago (at least this is what FuelMix heard yesterday). If anyone wants to confirm or deny this, write to the blog.

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