Death of a Gay Ghetto 11

Vancouver's Gay Pride:  Fact, Fib or Fibonacci......?

Our analysis of the death of Gay Vancouver takes a fascinating twist, courtesy of a reader over there who sent us a series of links about the Pride Parade held on 4 August 2013.

The gist of the matter is the publicly quoted figure for the estimated size of the crowd that would purportedly throng the streets to watch the parade. The higher the figure, the more taxpayer funding for the event.

(Underlining and bold print by FuelMix):

"Skepticism should drive journalism. To fulfill its role in a democracy, the news media, in whatever form, must always question the official story. Sometimes the official story is true. Sometimes it isn't. Journalism must bridge that gap. Anything less is public relations.....................

Anyway, the parade's not for everyone. And that's fine.

But thanks to Vancouver city council, almost everyone in Vancouver is now paying for it.  Council, armed with a report from Jerry Dobrovolny, the city's director of transportation, voted unanimously in May to grant civic status to the Vaisakhi Parade, the Chinatown Spring Festival Parade and the Pride Parade. Which means taxpayers will help pay for these events in perpetuity.

But here's the key. The level of city funding depends on parade attendance figures. The more folks on the sidewalk, the more money for the parade. If a parade eclipses the 400,000 attendee threshold, it qualifies for the maximum amount of money available to civic parades. The Sikhs and the Chinese didn't come close. But according to the Dobrovolny report, the Pride Parade attracts "crowds close to half a million people."

Cha-ching.

Now taxpayers will provide up to $50,000 for "city services related specifically" to the Pride Parade. Policing, sanitation and such. The Pride Society, the non-profit in charge of the Pride Parade, will receive up to $20,000 for "planning support" and $10,000 for a "green parade initiative." Not bad for an organization that already cashes big sponsorship cheques from corporations such as TD and Telus.

Considering the pivotal role parade attendance figures play in the public funding process, the obvious question arises: Where did Dobrovolny, and by extension, city council obtain their Pride Parade attendance figures?"

--------"Vancouver Pride Parade Numbers Just Don't Add Up" by Mark Hasiuk, Huffpost British Columbia, 2 August 2013

Good question indeed.


Where Do The Crowd Figures Come From ?

The official answer from the City Council is that the figures came from attendance figures from previous years, the applicant (the Vancouver Pride Society) and the Police.

But, as Mark Hasiuk discovered:

• "attendance figures from previous years" and "the applicant" simply mean that the figures came from the Vancouver Pride Society;
• the Police have never kept any estimates of crowd figures for Pride.  In fact, the Police explicitly said the figures would come from the Vancouver Pride Society.

It would appear that the Vancouver Pride Society has considerable discretion in estimating crowd support for the Pride Parade. Anything less than 400,000 people (which other parades were NOT able to match) and full funding would be denied.  So, in 2010, they claimed crowd figures of 700,000; in 2013, they promoted a figure of  650,000 people (Hasiuk points out that would be 1/4 of the population of Metro Vancouver's 2.4 million people........)


Mathematical Calculations of Crowd Figures

Hasiuk enlisted the help of a Maths Teacher to estimate crowd figures for the 2010 Pride Parade Route, which was the same route used for the 2013 Parade:

"According to Robinson's calculations, considering the route length (2.7 kilometres), a crowd of 700,000 would be packed 47 deep, shoulder-to-shoulder, on both sides of the route from start to finish, a physical impossibility thanks to sidewalks and storefronts. A crowd of 10 deep, shoulder-to-shoulder, on both sides of the route produces an attendance figure of less than 150,000. Because of the narrow viewing areas, concluded Robinson, particularly on Denman, the 2010 parade likely attracted roughly 90,000 attendees.

Yikes. That kind of estimate would disqualify the Pride Parade from civic status, which, according to the Dobrovolny report, requires an "average attendance of 100,000 or more."

OK..  .it's not clear whether the math  calculations take into account the time spent watching the parade (which lasts about 3 hours), the frequency at which the crowd would build along the route during that time, or whether people are actually moving with the parade and merging with other crowds already there.

There are no doubt other criteria that professional stats and math whizzes could throw into the mix for greater accuracy. And that's the point. Shouldn't the City be demanding estimation analysis with "Good", "Bad" and "Ugly" figures from professionals qualified to make such estimations? After all, Pride Parade is touted as a revenue spinner.

But roughly 90,000 attendees estimated to be at the Pride Parade in 2010 compared to the Pride Society's estimates of 700,000 for that year......??? Whoa........What's going on here........?

The answer is not hard to find.


The Warfare / Welfare Mentality

We make no comment on Hasiuk's specific assertions that the Vancouver Pride Society has forced the city council into submission.

As a general comment based on our observations of life in the West, once individuals and organizations operating in a socialist economy, discover how they can milk the system through enforced political correctness, intimidation, smear and outrage, there's no end to the political favours that can be squeezed. That's how the Warfare / Welfare mentality works.  It very quickly disconnects from analysis or reality.


Comment

1.   We're happy to accept that in the context of Vancouver's small town status - and even smaller village mentality - (we shit with laughter every time we hear the World Class City moniker), the Pride Parade might be a big deal and like any other public event, would bring dollars to the local economy.

2.   We're also happy to accept that a public event like the Vancouver Fireworks, could attract around 700,000 people (or more) to watch it from both sides of English Bay. And that requires street closures and traffic diversions.  But the Pride Parade along a highly limited route "downtown", repeated annually,  we would say at best about 280,000 peeps (and that's including those leaning from the balconies)...........No.......on reflection we think it's much lower, probably around 80,000.

3.   There are 4 obvious omissions from Hasiuk's article:

• whether he attempted a personal interview with Jerry Dobrovolny of Vancouver City Council to clarify how the crowd figure of 500,000 was arrived at;
• whether he contacted Vancouver Pride Society for an explanation as to how their estimates originated. In particular, if in 2010 crowd figures were estimated at 700,000 why were the crowd figures for 2013 "reduced" to 650,000 when Vancouver's population was growing and the alleged popularity of the Pride Parade was increasing?
• what were Vancouver Pride Society's estimates for 2011 and 2012?
• whether he attempted to arrange a meeting between mathematicians, the Vancouver Pride Society and Vancouver City Council to rationally explain and extrapolate historical and current estimates for crowd figures;

4.    Some will allege that Hasiuk has an axe to grind. We didn't get that impression from reading the full article.  He's right in pointing out the reticence to confront issues involving sexuality, money and politics. In  a town like Vancouver where corruption and political correctness are entrenched and endemic (and have been for generations), it's hardly surprising that "sensitive" issues don't get the scrutiny they deserve. It's all about the photo-op, the campaign promises, the harm reduction, the meaningful dialogue, the inclusion of "diversity"...........the result is the distinct impression that the local politicos swallow anything ejaculated into their mouths.

5.  If  Hasiuk's assertions are correct, then  it's laughable that the Vancouver Pride Society appears exempt from meaningful oversight from Vancouver City Council. What for example are "the green parade initiatives"  for which the Society received $10,000.00 ? 

6.   It's also laughable that the police, responsible for crowd control every year have no independent estimations of their own, at the very least for logistical purposes. If there really were 650,000 people watching the Parade, most of central Vancouver would be gridlocked. The police's failure to prepare based on past crowd estimations, would mean they were negligent. The only reason the Police haven't kept crowd estimations of their own was because they took the view that the Parade wasn't such a big deal.

7.   What's surprising is that not even the newspapers (Vancouver Sun or Globe And Mail) questioned such massive estimations of crowd figures, but merely said, "A record crowd of approximately 500,000 people was expected to attend the event".  In other words, they followed the City Council line. We suspect that enforced political correctness meant this was as far as they dared go. See here and here.  We entirely agree with the first paragraph in Hasiuk's article that at this point, journalism became public relations.

8.   The joke is that the newspapers actually fucked the Vancouver Pride Society.  Think about it.........if it's alleged to be a "record crowd of approximately 500,000...." then by definition, that figure could NEVER have been matched in the past 35 years of the Pride Parade in that town - whether by promotional estimation or actual attendance. So it once again, begs the questions where did the Vancouver Pride Society get these figures of 700,000 for 2010 and 650,000 for 2013 AND how was the figure of 500,000 ultimately swallowed by the City Council.......??

9.   Check this out from what we assume is the Vancouver Pride Society for the 2013 Parade. Underlining by FuelMix:

" Attracting crowds of more than 650,000, the Pride Parade is renowned on the international stage among the largest and most successful events in the world in support of LGBTQ communities, with spectator and participants outnumbering the host City’s residents."

--------- http://vancouver.gaycities.com/events/247183-vancouver-pride-parade-festival

Our response:

• Bullshit
• Ever seen photos of the crowds at Sydney's Gay Mardi Gras......?
• CKNW Radio in Vancouver put the actual crowd at......38,000

10.   If taxpayers are now partially funding the Pride Parade based on unilaterally spewed (and skewed...??) figures, what accounting and auditing oversight mechanisms are in place?  And if not, why not?  What recourse do the main sponsors have to check where and why the money went?

11.  Our series on Gay Vancouver has included reader's descriptions and photographs of the West End ghetto. We can politely say that the urban landscape there is depressing and underwhelming. If, according to the Vancouver Pride Society, 650,000 people were estimated to watch the Parade in 2013, all it means is that 650,000 people would soon find out the actual physical state of the Gay Ghetto. Is that something to brag about.........?

12.  To summarize:

• Pride Society's promotional crowd figure 2010      700,000
• Math teacher's estimated crowd figure 2010            90,000    
• Pride Society's promotional crowd figure 2013      650,000
• Vancouver City Council promotional figure 2013   500,000
• Vancouver Sun promotional figure 2013                500,000
• Globe And Mail promotional figure 2013               500,000
• CKNW Radio reporting from 2013 parade              38,000

We refer readers to what we wrote in Death of a Gay Ghetto 3 for a macro-view of why things are the way they are in Gay Vancouver.

Shitting with laughter yet.........?



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Home Depot

Remember the good ol' days when white people (usually those with a nasal twang) would chat to an Asian about work and family.......?

And the Asian would say matter-of-factly that, yes, he was a college educated, financially independent working professional who was living at home with his parents and his other college educated, financially independent siblings ..........?

And the white people (usually those with a nasal twang) would recoil in horror and say, "OMG....! are you like still living at home with your Mom.....??!!  Isn't that kinda creepy......?  I mean.........what do you do when you have a date.......where do you bring them.....??  Don't you get any action....??  Just asking you understand.......Aren't you in a hurry to move out....?? I so moved out when I was [insert age]"

And the Asian would say matter-of-factly that he would bring his date home to meet his parents (just like his college educated, financially independent, working professional date would take him to their home to meet their parents)........and if they wanted some time alone, they'd check into an expensive hotel in town or head to Bali, Thailand, Taipei, Malaysia, the Philippines or somewhere in the region...........and when the time was right, he'd move out, get his own place and continue financially contributing to his parents.......?

And the white people (usually those with a nasal twang) would say, "Oh...." and the conversation would trail off..........?

We have some news for those in God's Own Country...........

According to Pew Research, 21 million young adults in the US between 18 - 31 are now living at home with their parents. This stands at a 45 year high.

Are we to assume that they're all str8....? Hardly.

Lately, there's been a lot of noise about rising home prices in the US.  That's true and some areas are seeing hard and fast price increases. While some are being bought by individuals, many were bought in bulk by Private Equity funds looking to either flip them or rent them out. (We're also seeing some of those funds dumping their houses because they discovered the renters couldn't afford them).

So fags, consider the totality of the following facts in God's Own Country as we see it (we're happy to be proved wrong) :

• Massive increase in those on Food Stamps;
• Spike in housing prices - we suspect unsustainable;
• Rising mortgage rates;
• Rising numbers of those becoming renters;
• More potential bankruptcies of cities;
• Municipal and union pension funds at risk;
• Large number of unemployed and those given up looking for work;
• Growing wealth disparity between white collar high income professionals (some fags) working in finance and banking and mid-level professionals;
• Most new jobs being created are part-time and mainly in low-level retail;

Bottom line: the numbers of those young adults staying with their parents will increase in God's Own Country.

So here's our question......why isn't Lamestream Gay Media dealing with this....? Not sexy enough? Too grim? Can't put an air brushed muscle jock on the cover to sell THAT story? Doesn't help the Pink Dollar propaganda?

We find it ironic that Asians, derided for decades by those with a nasal twang, for living at home, are now witnessing the very same phenomenon being forcibly imposed on their detractors.

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Gay Business Trends

Mention the words, "gay business" and the images that come to mind fall into 7 categories:

1.   Really gay businesses with a historical track record of  flaming gayness:

• hair salons and spas 
• flower shops
• gay bookshops and gift shops
• home decor shops 
• gay clothing retail 
• gay clothing manufacturers 
• gay gyms

 
2.   Gay Bars, Clubs, Cafes and Restaurants

3.   Gay Sexual Businesses: 

• saunas 
• gay sex shops with booths and glory holes 
• gay escort agencies
• gay porn production
• gay sex toy manufacturers 

  
4.   Gay Promotional Business: 

• mega-dance, circuit parties and rave organizers (with or without fashion show thrown in)
• DJ promotions
• Drag Queen shows
• Mr Gay This-or-That competitions
• Gay porn video award ceremonies
• Pay-for-entry gay sex parties - think HustlaBall
• Gay Financial Planners - yeah we put them here, because most are paid commission whores for the mutual fund and insurance companies whose "products" they "recommend".
  

  
5.   Gay Professional Services:

• gay law practices - usually small scale
• gay medical and dental practices - usually small scale
• gay accounting and bookeeping firms - usually small scale

 6.   Gay Lifestyle Businesses: 

• cruises
• resorts
• personalized itineraries
• naked yoga retreats
• high-end men only spas
• gay travel agencies 
• freebie fag rags and paid gay mags (held hostage by their advertisers and special interest PC groups...?)
• Gay TV stations (held hostage by their advertisers and special interest PC groups....?)
• Gay radio stations (held hostage by their advertisers and special interest PC groups....?)

7.   Gay Internet Businesses:

• chat rooms
• message boards
• regional and international gay portals acting as databases
• online interntional gay escort portals
• multi-player 3D gay animation virtual hookups 
• GPS hookups via smart phones and stupid fags **cough** Grindr **cough**

Exclusions

(We're ignoring for the moment, those activities that may run as a quasi-business non-profit model, for example, Gay Film Festivals that receive official funding and commercial sponsorship, or a gay hospice established via fundraising and/or a philanthropic Foundation).

 
The Lifestyle Loop

Notice that in the list of 7 it doesn't matter where one starts, it operates as a feedback loop. In other words, sooner or later a gay man will have gone up and down that list a few times million times in his life. If he's awake, he'll understand that's where "the lifestyle" and its associated baggage  benefits comes from and he'll choose judiciously, perhaps to avoid stereotyping himself. 

If he's up to his balls in it, he'll die a statistic.


The Pink Dollar

For over 25 years, it's been fashionable to talk about the power of the "Pink Dollar". This is the assumed purchasing power of the affluent gay man, who, devoid of the usual hetero commitments,  is said to have the financial means to indulge in never-ending sessions of retail therapy globally. 

Recently, we came across the figure of US850 Billion as the projected purchasing power of the LGBT "community". We were baffled by this figure because like so many other things in Faggotry, one is not supposed to enquire too closely. We haven't seen any breakdown of figures amongst the L, G, B and T categories. Everything is just lumped together.

For starters, we're not aware of high net worth Transvestites or Transgenders. The former are usually closeted non-passable types polluting Craigslist, or performing drag queens.  The latter are usually living off porn and prostitution, usually on hormone therapy or saving for their next surgical procedure. Some Transgenders hold down a middle class full time job via mainstream employment.

As for Bisexuals, unless they 'fess up as Bi, we don't think it's possible to obtain any accurate information how their income is split between hetero and homo expenses. Many are on the down low anyway.

For gay men, again we're clueless although we have some suspicions. We think that the overall purchasing power of gay men in the West has fallen and for many will continue to fall, but is rising in Asia. We would dearly love to see regional and country breakdowns. We refer the reader to the series, Cash Flow For Fags 1 and 2 for our take on typical expenses for the generic fag and the high-end fag


Gay Marriage & Gay Business Trends

However, one development in the West may affect Gay Business Trends. That's the intersection of Gay Marriage and Gay Business.  In God's Own Country, the Defence of Marriage Act, which defined marriage as the union between a man and a woman, was (predictably) struck down by the Supreme Court.  One of the reasons given was that it discriminated financially between heteros and homos.  This dovetailed into our contention that the Gay Marriage issue was not about Luuuv and Equality, but rather about the legacy status of Same Sex Benefits during and after employment.

For the purpose of Gay Business trends, the ruling allows married gay couples to pool their resources and thus present themselves as "qualified investors" or "accredited investors" for the purposes of investing via Private Equity.

Private Equity is the buying of shares in privately held companies such as startups or mid-sized businesses with potential or a track record. They are not quoted on the stock exchange, although the venture capitalists who invest in them, frequently with management control, may seek to take them public via an Initial Public Offering.  Alternatively, as the company becomes successful, they may sell their shares to another private investor, sell the entire company or take a cut of the revenue stream in order to recover their investment and make a profit.

It's not hard to see that if some gay couples in the West qualify as private equity investors and gay individuals in Asia have higher disposable income, then an 8th gay business classification is taking shape:

8.   Gay Private Equity Investment


Gay Private Equity Investment is Already Happening

“Investing in quality companies that recognise the business case for LGBT diversity is both sound investment management and a force to effect change for good”

--------Williams Institute Research

Take a look at the website of LGBT Capital. Based in London and Hong Kong. It describes itself as a specialist asset management and corporate advisory business dedicated to furthering LGBT freedoms globally.

Here's some more (underlining by FuelMix):

As LGBT market segments develop further, significant opportunities for well conceived and sensibly capitalised LGBT targeting consumer businesses are emerging, not least in developing markets.........LGBT Capital deploys its experience and an international perspective to offer advice and execution to support:

- Capital Raising for start-up and existing businesses, including for organic growth;
- Potential merger and acquisition (M&A) for inorganic growth;
- International and cross-border expansion;
- Greater China Business Entry, including the sourcing of local partners.

LGBT Capital provides advice and execution to mainstream businesses looking to target the LGBT consumer sector........

Check out this Mergers and Acquisition example. Underlining by FuelMix:

GROUP NEWS: LGBT Capital completes groundbreaking M&A transaction, demonstrating LGBT gaining increasing recognition as a mainstream growth market. Fridae.com and Stark Mobile Technologies sign deal to create leading mobile and app platform for the preeminent Asian LGBT site. As part of the deal brokered by LGBT Capital, Stark becomes a major shareholder in Fridae and will provide full technology and infrastructure support.


Not only has this company launched 2 investment funds, but its also launched a Wealth Management Fund aimed at the LGBT crowd in Asia. This fits in with our assertions in Fag Future 2011 - 2020 about the growing wealth of the Asian fag (together with our warning that some Asian fags will, as a result of hubris and arrogance, go broke spectacularly).



A Word of Caution

It's all fine and dandy to crow about the potential of LGBT businesses and we wish them well.  However, from our experience in observing gay businesses, an important element that doesn't show up in the Business Plan, the Statement of Cash Flows, the Income and Expense Statement or the Balance Sheet, is the quality of Emotional Intelligence of the gay business owner.

It's really a behavioural mechanism.  As Anthony Robbins says, there's a difference between what a person can do and what a person will do.  We've been flabbergasted at the crippling lack of Emotional Intelligence and pervasive criminality in some (not all) of the gay businesses we've examined.  It simply turned us right off having anything to do with them. We're not sure whether it was a Western cultural thing, or a global sub-cultural trait.

Ever seen a fag in an Armani suit and a briefcase throw a hissy fit when his balls have been pinned to the wall by a direct line of questioning by potential investors.....??  It's amazing how quickly he'll ejaculate that he's being "violated".  If institutional private equity is now looking in his direction, we'd like to think that perhaps the fag will Man Up a little.

Time will tell.

In the mean time, we'll remind ourselves of our favourite verse and chorus of Kenny Roger's classic hit, The Gambler:

.......He said, "Son, I've made my life out of readin' people's faces,
And knowin' what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
So if you don't mind my sayin', I can see you're out of aces.
For a taste of your whiskey I'll give you some advice."..................

Chorus:

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.



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The Conflicted Fag

Here are some random examples of the conflict found in so many fags:

• Fags claim diversity and inclusion - urban faggotry is anything but;
• Fags claim to be tolerant - check out the gay nazis to be found in any ghetto;
• Fags travel all over the place - but show massive racism masquerading as "preference";
• Fags are physically fit - but emotionally crippled;
• Fags will look for guys who must be D/D free - but will lie about their own status or stay mum;
• Fags will give a false name in the sauna - only to be outed with their real name on the street;
• Fags have no financial control - then look for a sugar daddy to feed them or bunk on couches;
• Fags are hungry for emotional and spiritual ecstacy - so they'll go outside and buy it from a dealer;
• Fag live in the ghetto (whether a postal code or a state of mind) teeming with other fags - but they're emotionally isolated and unable to relate;
• Fags are looking for that one honest relationship - but can't disentangle themselves from their own web of deceit;
• Some fags claim to be straight - uhhh.........yeah
• Fags will spend hours in the gym admiring their physique - and still be insecure about their body image in the bars and clubs and on the street;
• Fags will instigate eye contact - they swivel their heads away;
• Fags will claim to be cruising a hot guy  - but they're actually stalking him;
• Fags demand discretion - but can't keep their mouths shut;
• Fags are homophobic towards their own kind - but will immediately accuse another fag or an outsider of internalized homophobia when that's pointed out; 
• Fags will secretly crave a commitment - but will openly deride monogamy, because every other fag around him is;
• Fags will rejoice that "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" has been removed from the military - but that's exactly how they run their own "relationships";

Add your own................

Originally published 30 August 2010.  
Republished 13 October 2011.
Amended and Republished 3 August 2013

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Death of a Gay Ghetto 10

Presented without further comment.

http://www.thedirty.com/2013/07/roid-queen-big-roger/

Comparisons of Credibility

After over 7 years of writing this blog, FuelMix thought he'd comment on a trend that's being going for a while.......the credibility gap between Western-based and Asian-based readers.


1.   Western-based Readers

Western- based readers (inevitably white by their own description) will compliment the blog, offer vague subject ideas and offer to submit a post on a topic, asking first whether FuelMix would accept it. FuelMix's response is "yes, in principle, let's see it, editorial discretion and copyright vests in FuelMix."

"OK great!" they say, "we'll be in touch."  Months and years pass.  Nothing arrives. Not a squeak. Not an explanation.  Just a fade out.

• To date, only 2 Western-based readers have kept their word;
• To date, only 1 Western-based reader periodically sends in links for potential storylines;

2.   Western-based Readers Visiting Asia

When Western-based readers (inevitably white by their own description) come to Asia on holiday or business trips, they act in the same way as set out in paragraph 1 above. A complete fade out.


3.  Asian-based Readers

Asian-based readers (white or Asian by their own description) will compliment the blog AND include a post on a specific topic without even being asked, enquiring whether FuelMix might publish it. With the exception of one post, which FuelMix advised the sender was potentially defamatory (and the sender agreed, thanking FuelMix for pointing it out), the posts are uploaded.

Frequently, FuelMix will contact the Asian-based sender asking for clarification or more details prior to publishing. Within an average of 2 days, it's dealt with.

• To date, all Asian-based readers (white or Asian) have kept their word;
• To date, Asian-based readers (white or Asian) are more inclined to offer storylines or links;

If any reader has a theory for the discrepancies in credibility, FuelMix would be interested to hear it.

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Finance and Fags Feedback 2

Having uploaded Finance and Fags 1 with a reader's thoughtful comments, we decided to upload another reader's "thoughtful" comments on our financial writings which we received a few months ago.  At the time, we didn't know what to do with it. Actually, we still don't........

Hello FIM

........I must admit i find your financial analyses pithy and if truth be known a bit of a turn-on........

I get hard just thinking of someone sucking my nipples and murmuring how they want to do a derivative swap, followed by taking an aggressive forward hedge position. By that point I'm gyrating my cock against their thigh and moaning, "only if you have risk mitigation". Damm I need to go JO what some say is a nice member of large notational value. *Sigh*


FuelMix says:

..........um.......OK...... 

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Finance and Fags Feedback 1

Received from a reader today:

 Dear FuelMix 

 First I hope you continue your financial writings not only because it adds dimension to your blog and separates it from the usual gay blogs' fixation on porn, cruising, sex , etc but because you offer honest commentary not found elsewhere.      

I agree that the west has screwed up its finances, am flabbergasted it has the audacity to lecture Asia about spying and human rights (conveniently ignoring the revelations by Snowden and Guantanamo ) and is in denial on many fronts. Yet who calls it like it is?  CNN ? NBC ? George Soros ?  

I got myself in financial trouble once but got out of it yet I know gay men who have dug themselves into bad financial straits yet the obvious route, austerity, is untenable. I look at them as financial train wrecks in slow motion and see the same for Europe and am unable to fathom why they need their new shoes, bags or other expensive crap. 

 In any case I do not believe a bit of financial restraint is a bad thing fag or not. It certainly won't kill you
 
Thanks for the blog

FuelMix says:

Considering that since the autumn of 2008, the entire planet has been getting a glimpse of the sheer scale of Western-created debt and derivatives (much of it fraudulent), PLUS the sheer scale of further debt creation as a "solution"  to manage the earlier debt (it's not gonna work), we're not surprised that the highly controlled and manipulated lamestream media is putting the best spin on it.

It's being left to the "fringe" publications like bloggers, derided "conspiracy theorists" (whose theories appear to be morphing into "conspiracy fact" ) and other perceived "tin foil hat-wearing" marginalists to give the analysis that is so urgently required -  because the amounts of debt, taxation, inflation, currency devaluation, blatantly manipulated financial markets and austerity, affect everyone.

The West's financial fraud is being exported to the rest of the world - at the same time as they seek to geo-politically destabilize Asia through grandiose concepts such as "the pivot to Asia".  Asia is already on standby as to what this actually means........The West is actively looking to trigger a war in Asia.

In other words, the Western cartel that manipulates all this, is looking to bring Asia down economically as a perverse form of "equlibrium" in order to balance the engineered, rapidly declining Third-World-approaching standards of living in the West.  We suspect the ultimate aim is global totalitarianism controlled by a clique in the West.

Our Finance And Fags series was intended to open the gay reader's eyes to the Very Big Picture - and the Cash Flow For Fags 1 and 2 presented an accurate - yet sardonic - picture of the fag's personal financial microcosm. We agree that many gay men are out of control financially and some level of austerity would not be a bad thing.

We don't claim to have the answers.  We're just showing you what we think we're seeing and, like everything else in this blog, leaving you to draw your own conclusions.

Thanks for writing in.

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Cash Flow For Fags 2

Here as promised, is the Cash Flow pattern of the High End Fag.

INCOME

Earned Income:

Salary
Bonus

Portfolio Income:

Capital Gains from Stocks (Long & Short Selling)
Capital Gains from Stocks (Call & Put Options)
Exercise of Employment Stock Options
Stock Dividends

Passive Income:

Investment Real Estate
Other Cash Flows (Gay Sauna, Gay Travel Boutique, Gay Cafe)
Publishing Royalties (Books, Porn Mags, DVDs)


Miscellaneous High End Fag Income:

Renting Out Designer Home & Garden for Porn Shoot
Nude Yoga Classes in Designer Home & Garden
Drug Pushing
Steroid Pushing to Gay Bodybuilders
Blackmail
Intimidation of Competing Gay Businesses
Skimming From Self-Organized Gay/AIDS Charity Benefit
False Accounting
“Introduction” Payments from Gay Porn /Male Model Wannabees
Artistic Nude Photography


EXPENSES

Living Expenses (1):

Mortgage / Rent on Designer Pad
Paying off Designer by Instalments
Paying off Contractors by Instalments
Designer Furniture
Wedgwood Plates
Crystal Glasses
Sterling Silver Flatware
Persian & Oriental Carpets
Modern Art
Lalique
Antiques
Home Gym


Living Expenses (2):

“Personal Assistant”
Pool & Cabana Boy
Gardener
Chauffeur
Personal Chef
Personal Trainer
Masseur
Image Consultant
Personal Shopper
Stockbroker's Commissions


Living Expenses (3):

Cable & Satellite TV
Mobile Phone
Electricity
Water
Gas
Credit Card Debt
Interest on Unpaid Credit Card Debt
Interest on Credit Card Cash Allowances
Bank Charges
Interest on Overdraft


High End Fag Lifestyle Expenses (1):

Soundproofing Playroom / Dungeon
Slings & Harnesses
Toys
Soundproofing Media Room
Porn & Vintage Porn
Popcorn Machine


High End Fag Lifestyle Expenses (2):

Gym Membership No. 1
Gym Membership No. 2
Protein Shakes & Supplements
Juice Bar
Gay Sauna No. 1
Gay Sauna No. 2
Gay Sauna No. 3
Vending Machine Charges @ Gay Saunas
Hair Styling & Tinting
Tip
Manicurist
Tip
Suntanning
Tip
Facial
Tip
Florist
Organic Deli
Starbucks
Hallmark Cards
Drinks At Fag Bars
Entry And Cover Charges
After-Party Cover Charges
Late Nite Taxi Fares
Pizza
All-You- Can-Eat Buffet
Brunch And Champagne
Poppers
Amphetamines
Viagra
Ketamine
Crystal Meth
Cocaine
Marijuana
Condoms
Lube
Leather Gear or Drag
Underwear
Swimwear & Designer Thong
Muscle T Shirts
Low Rise Jeans
Boot Socks
Tattoo
Piercings
Botox and Collagen


High End Fag Lifestyle Expenses (3):

Donations at other Gay/AIDS Benefits
Ibiza
Sitges
Mykonos
Fort Lauderdale
Cancun
South Beach, Miami
Russian River
Martha's Vinyard
San Francisco
Aspen
Whistler
Accomodation Rental at above locations
Circuit Party After-After Parties
Personalised Travel Itinerary
Business Class Air Fare OR Private Jet Rental
Eye Candy from Male Escort Agencies
Pretty Boy Allowances & Rent Payments
Sponsoring Gay Bodybuilder Steroid Expenses
Servicing Gay Porn Stars for Bragging Rights


Republished 26 July 2013

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The View

So fags……have you figured it out yet……?  You haven’t……..???!!!  There’s a fuckin’ global currency war goin’ on and it’s gonna get worse.  God’s Own Country is effectively debasing its currency on a daily basis by printing it (hard copy and digital).  As the world’s reserve currency (remember all the world’s commodities and raw materials are denominated in it), the effect of rampant currency creation is to debase and dilute its own currency that was just printed yesterday.  What does that do?  It triggers inflation domestically – and exports inflation around the world because it’s the world’s reserve currency. It's also intended to make exports from God’s Own Country cheaper – but just how much of a manufacturing base does God’s Own Country now have?  Not much.

So…..as God’s Own Country cheapens its currency, it “appears” to make currencies of other countries look expensive.  Gee……and since those other countries are already fighting inflation, debt creation and now, the cost of debt servicing, what do they do…?   Oh dude, they press “Print” on the Inkjet and whee!!........they print more of their own currency too !! Been watching Japan lately......?

What does that mean for them……???  Well, they get more hits of domestic inflation because they’re debasing and diluting the value of their own currencies too.  HAHAHAHAHAHA…!!!  It’s a race to the bottom fags……which country is gonna depreciate its currency fastest?  History is replete with currency collapses.

But wait……..there’s more……the Eurozone's utterly unserviceable debt is hidden by the creation of more Ponzi schemes.  These schemes articulated by fat, ugly white bankers, are merely debt created out of thin air to service debt previously created out of thin air.  There’s no intention to pay off the debt – there never was.  That’s because interest payments on those debts plus higher taxes, inflation (plus commissions for creating the debt) are hugely profitable to International Banksters.

The practical (and deliberately engineered) result is to drive white societies into the ground and degrade their standard of living across the board.  Why?  To impose Totalitarianism on an impoverished population.  Watch God’s Own Country for the already emerging clues as to which way white society is headed.  It ain’t pretty.  Once Totalitarianism is entrenched in the West, the aim of the World Management Team – funded by the International Banksters – is to drive it towards Asia by triggering regional conflict and financial chaos.

Compared to the West, Asia is booming.  Impoverished and disillusioned white guy, desperate and salivating has been pouring into Very Rich Megacity by the plane load since the financial collapse of 2008 and they’re still coming.  Recently on local TV, a program was aired about whites fronting up here.  It was candid enough – shitty prospects in the West, unsafe unravelling societies in their “developed” countries, looking for a better life, money, blah blah blah.  They were blatantly stating that they had no intention of going back to their shitty white countries.

FuelMix observed the hypocrisy of it all.  When foreign or non-white guys front up in a white country for the same reasons, they’re attacked (sometimes physically), ostracized, criticized, marginalized, discriminated against.  Their press and politicians rail against “the brown tide”, “the yellow invasion”, “the economic migrants” how they’re wrecking society, how they’re stealing jobs or how they’re flaunting their wealth…………..

So…..what should be done about this “White Tide” now lapping on Asian shores……?  FuelMix smirked. As he recalls,  the local documentary on whites here in Very Rich Megacity was aired just days after the Government announced a Consultation Period on Waste Disposal…………

Please fags, spare FuelMix the outraged accusation that he’s anti-white.  He’s not.  He couldn’t give a shit about them, but he’ll call it like it is.  The economically traumatised whites wandering Asian streets should be kissing the pavement in gratitude that they’re being left alone to start a new life, unmolested.

Just remember...... Asians are fully aware of the 400 year old spread of Western shenanigans that passed as colonialism in Asia.  If the blue–eyed World Management Team seeks to economically or militarily fuck up Asia like they're fucking up their own countries and the Middle East, Asia will avenge history.

These are times of Change. And these are times of Chaos.
 
 Originally published 17 January 2012
Amended and Republished 22 July 2013

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D / D Free, UB2 ?

Western economies are realizing the inevitable truth…………..massive (fraudulently created) debt cannot be fixed by massive debt created out of thin air.

Secondly western economies are on track to become Third World countries.  Whether they publicly admit it, is another story. (Asia has a different set of economic risks).

So what does life in the West augur for white fags? Well for starters that beloved phrase, “D/D free UB2” will actually mean, “Debt & Downsized-Free, UB2”

That’s right fags, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

Originally published 3 November 2011
Republished 22 July 2013

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Why ?

Fascinated readers might be wondering why FuelMix has been writing on the financial markets.  What on earth has it got to do with fags?

Everything.

The financial markets - particularly in the West - are so broken, corrupt, manipulated and distorted that their toxicity is seeping into the daily lives of the Great Unwashed Public.  That includes fags.  These fags fall into the following categories:

1.  The high net worth, Upper Middle Class, hard working, corporate white collar gay professional who's too busy to see the Big Picture, but feels vaguely uneasy;

2.  The Middle Class, hard working, semi-professional or small business- owning gay guy who's just trying to turn in an honest day's work and pay a decent wage to his employees.  He's wondering just what the hell is going on;

3.  The Middle Class corporate professional such as paralegals, support staff, Bank Tellers, IT guys and other fags working in mid-level service industries.  Some may be holding down 2 jobs to make ends meet.  They're feeling themselves kicked around by forces bigger than them.  They're working harder, expenses are going up and they're getting angry;

4.  Unionized fags - like teachers, municipal workers, flight attendants, factory workers.  Their rib cages are rattling with fear and anger coz they know they're screwed as retirement ages are forced up and pension entitlements drop or vanish;

5.  Twink fags not yet drug fucked, attempting to get their foot in the real world and finding it's getting increasingly brutal and financially unstable.  Many have just left home.  As the financial markets heave and convulse, so to do their employment prospects and their pay checks.  They're asking, "Why me?"

6.  Drug fucked fags of any age who find that inflation is pushing up the price of their fix - and their food, when they remember to eat properly (instead of resorting to vending machines to satisfy the drug-fuelled munchie cravings).

Originally published 23 March 2012
Republished 22 July 2013

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Action Sauna 13

1/F Overseas Building,
417 - 421 Hennessy Road
Causeway Bay
Hong Kong
MTR:  Causeway Bay, Exit B

Telephone: 2893 7027

Note:   NOT open 24 hours, except on weekends. Call to confirm opening times. Staff speak English.

Submitted by a reader:

Hi FuelMix

Just over 2 weeks ago on a Friday evening I went to Action after work.  There were a lot of people there but that's not why I'm writing.  I'm writing because I injured myself in the steam room.

I stepped inside the steam room and noticed that the heat and the steam seemed pretty strong.  Since I hadn't been to Action for a long time, initially I didn't think much of it and sat in the steam room for a few minutes.  I then got up and had a lukewarm shower and walked around.

I came back to the steam room several times and sat there for a few minutes each time. I would then have a lukewarm shower.  I noticed that the steam that was coming out of the vents at floor level, was really strong.  It was so strong that each time I went in, I had to lift my legs off the floor  after just a few seconds and rest it on an adjacent seat.  I began to feel uncomfortable.  I noticed that other customers were also removing their legs off the floor and resting them on the seats.  After a few tries at sitting in the steam room, I gave up.

When I arrived home, I was horrified to find huge red welts and lumps on both my legs, front and back, from the knees down. They were also on my feet and on the toes. The were painful and itchy. I needed medication for them and it was so painful to wear socks, that I went to work in open sandals.

Over 2 weeks later, they're now beginning to disappear.  I'm really pissed off at Action.  So I thought I'd write to you with my experience to warn other customers.

Thank you.


FuelMix says:

Yeah we understand.  We've heard of people getting burned in gay sauna steam rooms here in Very Rich Megacity. The culprits are usually exposed scalding pipes in very dimly lit steam rooms or, as happened in your case, ultra-agressive waaay too hot steam.  It's good you got out in time.  While the welts would have been painful and itchy, they should ultimately disappear. Had you lingered in the steam room much longer, your other option would have been third degree burns.

Complaining to the staff after the event won't help. Ideally, a group of customers should have confronted the staff immediately to complain that the steam room was way too hot.  Our recollection of the staff at Action is that at least 2 of them are giggling ultra-fem shallow queens.

Thanks for letting us know.

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Cash Flow For Fags 1

Not that many fags actually have a grip on how they live.

As a social service for fags, FuelMix sets out below the Income and Expense Statement for the generic urban fag.

Go ahead fag, put it on Excel or a freebie expense tracker via a Google search. Only you know for sure if you have the guts to confront yourselves.

INCOME

Part time Job No. 1
Part time Job No. 2
Overtime

OR

Salary
Overtime
Part time Job No. 1
Overtime

OR

Under the table moonlighting - cash only
Welfare Receipt
Disability Allowance
Food Stamps


Miscellaneous Fag Income:

Hustling
Drug Pushing
Online Webcam Jacking
Gay Porn Acting
Stealing Cash from Room mate
Blackmail
Sugar Daddy's Allowance


EXPENSES

Living Expenses:

Rent
Cable & Satellite TV
Internet
Mobile Phone
Electricity
Water
Gas
Groceries
Bus Fare
Subway Fare
Credit Card Debt
Interest on Unpaid Credit Card Debt
Interest on Credit Card Cash Advance
Bank Charges
Overdraft Interest
Car Payments
Gasolene
Insurance
Maintenance
Parking
Doctor & Prescriptions
Dental

Fag Lifestyle Expenses:

Gym Membership No. 1
Gym Membership No. 2
Protein Shakes & Supplements
Juice Bar
Gay Sauna No. 1
Gay Sauna No. 2
Gay Sauna No. 3
Vending Machine Charges @ Gay Saunas
Hair Styling & Tinting
Tip
Manicurist
Tip
Pedicure
Tip
Suntanning
Tip
Suncreen & Cosmetics
Massage & Spa
Facial
Tip
Botox
Anal Bleaching
Florist
Laundromat
Dry Cleaners
Organic Deli
Starbucks & Bottled Water
Hallmark Cards
Drinks At Fag Bars
Entry And Cover Charges
After-Party Cover Charges
Circuit Party
Late Nite Taxi Fares
Pizza
All-You- Can-Eat Buffet
Brunch And Champagne
Poppers
Amphetamines
Viagra
Ketamine
Crystal Meth
Cocaine
Marijuana
Condoms
Lube
Toys
Mags& DVD Porn
Underwear
Swimwear & Designer Thong
Muscle T Shirts
Low Rise Jeans
Boot Socks
Tattoo
Piercings
Gay Cruise
Designer Luggage
Feodora Hat


And don't miss Cash Flow For Fags 2: The Cash Flow pattern of the High End Fag.


Originally published 3 January 2010
Republished 22 July 2013

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Gay Homeless In San Francisco

A while back, we republished 2 posts, entitled Drug Resistant TB   and  It's Here. Those 2 posts contained our prediction that Tuberculosis would make a comeback in the Western "gay community" and that the breeding grounds would be gay saunas and homeless shelters.  We said this was due to falling living standards in the West, high amounts of personal debt and chronically compromised immune systems.  We specifically mentioned London and San Francisco.

We appear to have been right on target.........

We quote the following: "Rise in gay homeless people threatens San Francisco's name as gay-friendly mecca", The Independent, 1 July 2013. (underlining by FuelMix):

But as the city recovers from its 43rd gay Pride festival at the weekend, attended by more than 1.5 million people, it must confront an uncomfortable issue. The streets through which about 200 colourful parades – from drag queens to the motorcycle-riding Dykes on Bikes – travelled, are also home to increasing numbers of gay homeless people, many of whom are exceptionally vulnerable to prejudice and violence.Research produced by the Human Services Agency of San Francisco  (SF-HSA) has revealed that 29 per cent of the city’s homeless population are from the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) community.

............................

Of the 6,436 people the SF-HSA counted sleeping rough in the city, more than half of those do not stay in shelters. Earlier this month, the city authorities finally began steps to set up San Francisco’s first shelter for LGBT homeless, large numbers of whom have mental health issues. Some of San Francisco’s gay rough sleepers are young people from other parts of America or the world who have fled violence and discrimination at home in search of safety in San Francisco. Others are elderly survivors of the worst ravages of the Aids epidemic who now find themselves unable to cope financially in a city where rents have been driven sky high by gentrification and the booming economy of nearby Silicon Valley. They end up living in doorways and parking lots.

.....................................

The number of people in the Valley reliant on food stamps (federal financial assistance to low-income families to help them buy food) reached a  10-year high this year, and the number of homeless people has grown by  20 per cent since 2011.

At the Coalition on Homelessness in the Tenderloin district, a steady stream of mostly elderly people arrive to collect copies of Street Sheet, a newspaper which they sell for donations. In the surrounding streets, hotel staff hose down the streets. Shops display signs warning “No Loitering”.

...........................................

Gay homeless people often required specialist medical care, “particularly those who are HIV positive”, she said. “There’s still a ton of homophobia and transphobia in the shelters. It’s coming from the staff – their levels of compassion get burned out.”

The full article makes 3 fundamental points that are worth highlighting.

1. The enormous wealth gap caused by the proximity of Silicon Valley and the elitist mentality that it creates, at the expense of the most vulnerable;
2. (Surprising for San Francisco) is that to date, there are no homeless shelters dedicated towards LGBT. There's been talk, but that's about it;
3. The victimization and harassment specifically directed at homeless LGBT;

Other than a reference that gay homeless people often required specialist medical care, the article does not specifically mention the emergence of TB in San Francisco. We stand by our prediction that it is only a matter of time that TB emerges in San Francisco, first in the gay homeless and then into the wider "gay community".  We also expect to see this in other Western cities.

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Botox And The Fag

We're happy to be the only ones deeply suspicious of this "botox and the fag" meme which we've been tracking for a couple of years.  We'd noticed it in the West, initially appearing in gay mags aimed at the purportedly more affluent gay man who could pay for cosmetic enhancement.

Then these "botox for the boys" ads, together with free consultations, popped up in freebie fag rags lapped up by the white 20-something ghetto trash stumbling home from the after-party.  Lately, it's being helped by "infomercial" type reporting.  Check this out (underlining by FuelMix):

"In cosmetic medicine, this procedure is called a "soft lift." It combines two of the mildest, least invasive, most popular cosmetic procedures: Botox and dermal fillers. Together, the two offer a temporary, low-risk cosmetic pick-me-up that takes only an afternoon at the spa and around $1,000. Perfect for the targeted middle-aged woman with a moderate pocketbook and no desire to look like Joan Rivers.

But Breeze is neither middle-aged nor a woman. A man under 30, he represents a fraction of one percent of the Botox demographic.

The young gay musician, performer and tireless self-promoter believes that can change.

"It's always been something that's been talked about, but it has to become accessible," he says. "People need to get it out of their minds that it's not fucking plastic surgery."

Breeze thinks the young gay crowd is a ripe target market for Botox and dermal fillers.

"Spending 10 years in the club is going to have an effect on your body, physically," he says. "I think the reason it's appealing to people in that lifestyle is that they can freshen up. It's almost like you take back the years of being all crazy."

-----"Battle Lines: In the age of Botox, gay men in their 20s make an alluring target market", Niko Bell, DailyXtra, 20 June 2013

What  surprised us was the speed and saturation with which "botox for the fag" hit Asian gay rags predominantly aimed at a younger Asian readership. Since Asian men don't usually look like ageing shit as readily as white boys, there could only be 4 explanations:

1. they have more cash to burn;
2. more of them must be living a  "gay lifestyle" equivalent to burning the dildo at both ends. The gay Asian party scene is getting bigger all the time;
3. they're getting vain and desperate;
4. they've adopted the white cut-off point of age 35, beyond which, it would appear - if the online ads are gospel -  that a fag is not worth looking at;

For those who didn't know, Botox, (botulinum toxin) is actually a lethal neurotoxin, minute doses of which are capable of killing instantaneously.  The only reason Botox as a cosmetic product doesn't kill, is because even smaller doses of it are injected under the skin. The effect is to deaden the muscles temporarily - in other words, it's an induced paralysis.

For the generic fag, Botox could be regarded as another aesthetic "must have" in the burgeoning list:

• facials - we've heard of fags having facials every day.......
• manicures and pedicures
• hair tinting
• tinted contacts
• teeth bleaching
• teeth capping
• waxing
• electrolysis
• tanning sessions
• anal bleaching - yeah you read that correctly

We don't have a problem engaging a bit of outside help to look good.  Where we have a problem is where Insecurity - meets - Obsession - meets - False Body Image - meets - The Gay Gospel.  Like dealing with the Yeti, you'll be damned if you can describe it beforehand, but you'll know exactly what it is when you see it.

For all the "It Gets Better" shit, Faggotry can still take full credit for globally planting the seeds of personal insecurity, courtesy of Ageism and Lookism. It's well known that fags are more insecure than str8 men.  It's  ironic that after exhorting gay teenagers not to kill themselves, nobody bothers to tell them that they'll die a thousand deaths in Fagland. Most will become emotionally deadened young adults (so injecting Botox to deaden the skin makes perfect sense), some will turn to drugs to ease the pain, a very few will awaken and leave the mentality and the postal code whilst they're still alive.

So what's going on here....? Trapped by Faggotry, is metamorphosis only possible via botox and filler? Is there a life metaphor here that what's been hollowed out inside can only be chemically filled?

In an earlier post, Dead Man Dancing, we'd mentioned the profitable connection between addiction and infection via the gay mega-dance parties. The introduction of Botox - for- the- Twink appears to make a potentially profitable connection between Insecurity, Self-Loathing, Naiveite, Vanity and Big Pharmaceuticals.

We're told repeatedly that Botox and fillers are harmless and assimilated into the body over time. But has anyone bothered to research the combination of Botox, fillers, cigarettes, alcohol, weed, amphetamines, steroids and poppers? Thought not.  But the average fag ingests at least more than one from that list over a long period of time.

We're baffled at the blitz Botox advertising aimed at young gay men. It's all about Looking Good Now.  There's nothing said about Future Shock or Future Consequences. It fits perfectly into one of the fundamental tenets of Faggotry, which is Hedonism. Are we to assume that all this marketing of Botox and filler is to inculcate a new grooming regime.....? In other words, if a fag can ingest chems, he can tolerate a chem injected to his face for a few decades to come?  Is Botox destined to become the new gay recreational drug....?

So......next time some hot looking 20 something claims to be drug free, are you gonna have the guts to ask if he's Botox free too....??

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Nah

With the start of the summer vacation, we've been receiving e-mails from readers saying they're coming to Very Rich Megacity for a holiday, how much they love our sauna reviews..........and.........can we recommend a sauna just for them where they can meet the hottest guys........???

Nah.

Look dudes, no offence, but you can't fuckin' make a decision? You think that just because you're in town for a few days, that decision should be someone else's problem.....??

We've done our part in providing the most accurate, comprehensive local sauna reviews anywhere on the web.  Other readers have done their part by submitting updates and their impressions.

You've got a 16 hour flight from the West Coast to Very Rich Megacity......??? That's more than enough time to read every sauna review and make up your own mind.  Laptop might not last that long? Haul a spare battery.

If you're wondering why your e-mails were ignored, now you know.

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