Cash Flow For Fags 1

Not that many fags actually have a grip on how they live.

As a social service for fags, FuelMix sets out below the Income and Expense Statement for the generic urban fag.

Go ahead fag, put it on Excel or a freebie expense tracker via a Google search. Only you know for sure if you have the guts to confront yourselves.

INCOME

Part time Job No. 1
Part time Job No. 2
Overtime

OR

Salary
Overtime
Part time Job No. 1
Overtime

OR

Under the table moonlighting - cash only
Welfare Receipt
Disability Allowance
Food Stamps


Miscellaneous Fag Income:

Hustling
Drug Pushing
Online Webcam Jacking
Gay Porn Acting
Stealing Cash from Room mate
Blackmail
Sugar Daddy's Allowance


EXPENSES

Living Expenses:

Rent
Cable & Satellite TV
Internet
Mobile Phone
Electricity
Water
Gas
Groceries
Bus Fare
Subway Fare
Credit Card Debt
Interest on Unpaid Credit Card Debt
Interest on Credit Card Cash Advance
Bank Charges
Overdraft Interest
Car Payments
Gasolene
Insurance
Maintenance
Parking
Doctor & Prescriptions
Dental

Fag Lifestyle Expenses:

Gym Membership No. 1
Gym Membership No. 2
Protein Shakes & Supplements
Juice Bar
Gay Sauna No. 1
Gay Sauna No. 2
Gay Sauna No. 3
Vending Machine Charges @ Gay Saunas
Hair Styling & Tinting
Tip
Manicurist
Tip
Pedicure
Tip
Suntanning
Tip
Suncreen & Cosmetics
Massage & Spa
Facial
Tip
Botox
Anal Bleaching
Florist
Laundromat
Dry Cleaners
Organic Deli
Starbucks & Bottled Water
Hallmark Cards
Drinks At Fag Bars
Entry And Cover Charges
After-Party Cover Charges
Circuit Party
Late Nite Taxi Fares
Pizza
All-You- Can-Eat Buffet
Brunch And Champagne
Poppers
Amphetamines
Viagra
Ketamine
Crystal Meth
Cocaine
Marijuana
Condoms
Lube
Toys
Mags& DVD Porn
Underwear
Swimwear & Designer Thong
Muscle T Shirts
Low Rise Jeans
Boot Socks
Tattoo
Piercings
Gay Cruise
Designer Luggage
Feodora Hat


And don't miss Cash Flow For Fags 2: The Cash Flow pattern of the High End Fag.


Originally published 3 January 2010
Republished 22 July 2013

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