Cash Flow For Fags 2

Here as promised, is the Cash Flow pattern of the High End Fag.

INCOME

Earned Income:

Salary
Bonus

Portfolio Income:

Capital Gains from Stocks (Long & Short Selling)
Capital Gains from Stocks (Call & Put Options)
Exercise of Employment Stock Options
Stock Dividends

Passive Income:

Investment Real Estate
Other Cash Flows (Gay Sauna, Gay Travel Boutique, Gay Cafe)
Publishing Royalties (Books, Porn Mags, DVDs)


Miscellaneous High End Fag Income:

Renting Out Designer Home & Garden for Porn Shoot
Nude Yoga Classes in Designer Home & Garden
Drug Pushing
Steroid Pushing to Gay Bodybuilders
Blackmail
Intimidation of Competing Gay Businesses
Skimming From Self-Organized Gay/AIDS Charity Benefit
False Accounting
“Introduction” Payments from Gay Porn /Male Model Wannabees
Artistic Nude Photography


EXPENSES

Living Expenses (1):

Mortgage / Rent on Designer Pad
Paying off Designer by Instalments
Paying off Contractors by Instalments
Designer Furniture
Wedgwood Plates
Crystal Glasses
Sterling Silver Flatware
Persian & Oriental Carpets
Modern Art
Lalique
Antiques
Home Gym


Living Expenses (2):

“Personal Assistant”
Pool & Cabana Boy
Gardener
Chauffeur
Personal Chef
Personal Trainer
Masseur
Image Consultant
Personal Shopper
Stockbroker's Commissions


Living Expenses (3):

Cable & Satellite TV
Mobile Phone
Electricity
Water
Gas
Credit Card Debt
Interest on Unpaid Credit Card Debt
Interest on Credit Card Cash Allowances
Bank Charges
Interest on Overdraft


High End Fag Lifestyle Expenses (1):

Soundproofing Playroom / Dungeon
Slings & Harnesses
Toys
Soundproofing Media Room
Porn & Vintage Porn
Popcorn Machine


High End Fag Lifestyle Expenses (2):

Gym Membership No. 1
Gym Membership No. 2
Protein Shakes & Supplements
Juice Bar
Gay Sauna No. 1
Gay Sauna No. 2
Gay Sauna No. 3
Vending Machine Charges @ Gay Saunas
Hair Styling & Tinting
Tip
Manicurist
Tip
Suntanning
Tip
Facial
Tip
Florist
Organic Deli
Starbucks
Hallmark Cards
Drinks At Fag Bars
Entry And Cover Charges
After-Party Cover Charges
Late Nite Taxi Fares
Pizza
All-You- Can-Eat Buffet
Brunch And Champagne
Poppers
Amphetamines
Viagra
Ketamine
Crystal Meth
Cocaine
Marijuana
Condoms
Lube
Leather Gear or Drag
Underwear
Swimwear & Designer Thong
Muscle T Shirts
Low Rise Jeans
Boot Socks
Tattoo
Piercings
Botox and Collagen


High End Fag Lifestyle Expenses (3):

Donations at other Gay/AIDS Benefits
Ibiza
Sitges
Mykonos
Fort Lauderdale
Cancun
South Beach, Miami
Russian River
Martha's Vinyard
San Francisco
Aspen
Whistler
Accomodation Rental at above locations
Circuit Party After-After Parties
Personalised Travel Itinerary
Business Class Air Fare OR Private Jet Rental
Eye Candy from Male Escort Agencies
Pretty Boy Allowances & Rent Payments
Sponsoring Gay Bodybuilder Steroid Expenses
Servicing Gay Porn Stars for Bragging Rights


Republished 26 July 2013

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