Fugly Warnings

One of our friendly GAMs on the street, trotted up to us breathlessly and hissed in annoyance, "the fuckin' saunas are full of ugly guys...!"

"Why...?" said FuelMix feigning complete ignorance as he swiveled his sunglasses up to his head.

"Because of the Lunar New Year Holidays!" exclaimed the throat, "these Mainland Chinese guys are EVERYWHERE....!! and many of them are soooooooo ugly and sooooooo rude......!! For a long time, the saunas here are no fun.....!!......What to do....??!!"

"Which saunas are getting a lot of ugly Mainland Chinese....?" cooed FuelMix

"In Tsim Sha Tsui, Galaxy of course........and now ABC also - too many ugly guys from across the border. Also Alexander, Big Top and Club Houzz in Mong Kok - they come in groups of 3 or 4 - because Tsim Sha Tsui and Mong Kok is where they go shopping a lot.......They like Alexander because it is big.  They always complain so loudly in the other saunas that they are too small.  Why do they complain.....??? How many gay saunas in China.....? Hah...!!"

"What about Hong Kong side?" enquired FuelMix

"Yeah a lot in Action - still "NoAction" - so many there too"

" I see", said FuelMix

"It is just too many"......sighed the GAM, "it is just like invasion......it is NEVER going to stop...." His voice trailed off as he looked away, "this is not Hong Kong anymore......."