Clubb Houzz Sauna 11

4/F Canton Plaza

1125 – 1127 Canton Road

Mong Kok

Kowloon

Hong Kong

MTR:  Mong Kok Station, Exit A 2

Tel: 3484 2770

http://www.wix.com/clubhouzz/sample2#!

NOT open 24 hours;

Open daily from 3pm to 3am
Nude Nite after 8pm 

FuelMix's Review of the Friday Night Party 8pm - 3am

Having earlier published a reader’s review of the Friday nite party at Club Houzz that officially starts at 8pm (see Club Houzz 10), curiosity propelled FuelMix to check out the Friday nite bash for himself.   Showing up at 6:45pm, he got a locker easily without having to wait.  The friendly staff told him in that he’d timed his entry right.  Any entry after 9pm on a Friday ran the risk of having to wait for an available locker.

By 6:45pm, there were plenty of people there and they kept coming in.  They were exclusively GAMs in their 20s and 30s, slim fit, toned or with well muscled gym bods.  There was a friendly vibe going on, some chatting and lots of checking people out in the Locker area. Strangers smiled at each other.  There was a real air of anticipation that FuelMix had not witnessed in Club Houzz before.  People were there for some serious fun and they were out to get it.

It was a very cold Friday evening and FuelMix was delighted to see that the management had laid down a fully heated non-slip floor throughout the premises, including the Dark Area.  It was a joy to walk on.

GAM customers continued to pour in, sometimes 2 or 3 at a time.  The place was getting packed.  FuelMix had given up counting.  Quite a few had good to obviously muscular bods, to seriously muscular bods.  There were a couple of very attractive Eurasians and some muscular Banana Chinks giving themselves away by their nasal twang.  The age range was beginning to widen as well. Some attitude began to show.

By 7:30pm all private rooms were locked and the accoutrements had been set out in strategic locations.  Given the huge amount of people there, the party started 30 minutes early – or more precisely, the customers decided to start it.  The staff instructed customers to store their towels, switched the main TV in the Lounge to porn and dimmed the lights throughout the premises.

What happened thereafter can only be described as mindblowing.

The place heaved with aggressive cruising and action.  In some areas, the clusters of men was so dense, it was nearly impossible to navigate through them.  FuelMix was stunned.  He had never seen anything like this before in the gay saunas in Very Rich Megacity.  In fact, he’d never seen anything like it before in any gay sauna in any other city in the world.  What was going down was Wall-to-Wall-to-Wall-to-Wall action.

And still customers kept arriving…………

The raw truth is that no other sauna in town had the foresight to acquire premises in a brand new industrial and commercial building, intelligently and elegantly design it and then host an event like the Friday Night Party.  And get them in the door.

FuelMix smirked as he surveyed the scene.  It was a tour de force of marketing and brains – and a huge amount of fun.  In his first review of Club Houzz, he theorized that it had the potential to blow every other sauna in town right out of the water.  One can only hope they play their cards right.

By 10:30pm the dense crowd vanished.  It was as if they had come in like a school of piranha fish, swarmed their share of prey, dissolved in shower bubbles and checked out of the premises.  There were still plenty of people there having fun, socializing or just chilling, so choice was still available.  After all the party would go till 3am.

FuelMix left at 11:30pm very, very impressed.  He'd got waaaay---aaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy more attention than he'd bargained for and that major shit faced grin he's currently wearing, will take a few days to fade.

Note to white fags:    

Do you have any idea just how fuckin’ stupid you are:

• Not showing up at a sauna that (like Alexander) happily says it is white-friendly?
• Not showing up at a sauna that shares the same MTR station (different exit) to Alexander?
• Not showing up at a sauna that is only 7 minutes walk from Alexander at street level?
• Paying HK$130.00 at Alexander on a Friday night, when you could enter the Friday Night Party at Clubb Houzz for HK$108.00?

Seriously, do you have the first clue just how stupid you are…….?