Big Top Gym And Sauna 22

3rd Floor, Yuet Yuen Building

17 - 19 Mong Kok Road

Mong Kok

Kowloon

Hong Kong

MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit A2

Tel: 2628 6196

Website: Big Top Gym & Sauna

Note: Open 2pm to 8am the next day; 
On weekends and public holidays open 2pm till 10am the next day. 
Staff speak good English 

FUELMIX WRITES OFF BIG TOP

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1.  Surprised.....??

2.  27 weeks after his last visit, FuelMix showed up at Big Top, prime time on a packed Saturday nite.  So packed that the staff could not quite guarantee that the locker they had assigned to an incoming customer, was actually empty.

3.  "No big deal", thought FuelMix, "it's been over 6 months since I was last here, let's see what holes are on offer".

4.  Stepping into the place, FuelMix was overcome with extreme annoyance.  Yeah, it was packed, but the reason they couldn't guarantee that the assigned locker was actually empty, was because they couldn't even find it in the near-pitch darkness of the locker room.  It's never a good idea to annoy a customer immediately upon entry.  FuelMix began to suspect something was off.  Waaaay off.

5.  The energy of the place did not give off a good vibe.  The crowd consisted of skinny Fugly attitudinal GAMs and a HUGE number of Fugly Stocky and Chubby GAMs.  FuelMix was surprised just how many Chubs there were.  What the hell were they doing here..?  We can only assume that the Fugly Chubs did not want to go to the-just-opened-and-built-for-fat-people Gong Guan in Jordan and pay their HK$168.00 entrance fee.

6.  The crowd and the overwhelmingly Fugly energy of the place was a libido-killer.  The Dark Room, seemed darker than ever.  It was packed and at times virtually impassable.  Not only was it nearly impossible to catch a glimpse of the facial features of any GAM (academic, given their body types) but the glare from the porn screen would cause temporary blindness every time a customer turned that corner.

7.  So, the hapless customer was blinded by the darkness - and blinded by the light.

8.  The 7 private cabins were full with lots of noises emitting from them.  Not only was there nobody cruising around to choose from, there was nowhere to play and nowhere to sit.  The place was densely packed with Fuglies and after a little while, FuelMix's feet began to hurt. That was not a good sign.  

9.  FuelMix may have paid a comparatively minimal "favoured customer" entry fee, but he was not getting his money's worth at all.

10. Heading to the shower, FuelMix's annoyance went stratospheric.  There were so many GAMs smoking next to the showers that the thick, blue nicotine haze constituted a weather phenomenon in its own right.

11. In the bigger scheme of things, the energy of the planet is shifting.  People and places that used to appeal in the past, now just annoy and irritate.  That's a sure sign that a person has outgrown that energy and needs to move on.

12. Standing in the shower, hoping his anger would dissolve, FuelMix reached the only conclusion he could.  It was time to write off Big Top.

13. Maybe those with lower standards, or the growing collection of drug-fucked, or nicotine-addicted GAMs, or those fags too mentally numb to know or care about energy shifts and standards, don't give a damn.  And that's their choice. 

14. Yes, whilst it's true that hitting a gay sauna is like hitting the casino - you put your money down and take your chances - every gambler has to know when to cut their losses and walk away from the table.

15. Given the number of saunas in this town that FuelMix has written off, the reality is FuelMix's personal sauna options are now severely limited.

See also:

• Why Did We Write Off Some Saunas..?
• Gay Sauna Write Off List - January 2017
• Gay Sauna Write Off List 2 - January 2017
• Gay Sauna Write Off List 3 - January 2017 

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