Just Dying To Play

A few years ago, it was all over the papers in The Nanny Kingdom - the apparently "world famous" Pleasuredome gay sauna in London was the subject of a Police investigation following the unexplained weekend deaths of 2 patrons, with a third taken to hospital and later discharged.

There was no shortage of speculation, moral outrage and widely divergent customer reviews of the Pleasuredome.

So FuelMix will stick to generalities based on observations of gay saunas in 4 continents:

1.    It's a business. Whatever "warm n fuzzy" feeling  or "hot and horny" vibe they sell you on the website and in their promos, they need fags in the door for their cash flow and survival. That's why some are open 24/7.

2.    Regardless of how aesthetic or raunchy or rundown the decor, or how pumped the music,  it's the customers that give it the vibe.

3.    Frequently, the customers don't match the vibe: there can be tons of hot looking muscle guys there, doing fuck-all except propping themselves against the wall, spitting attitude.

4.    The fact that the sauna is "gay owned"  and / or "gay managed", doesn't mean a thing. In fact, it can frequently be a bad thing once the astute observer realizes how generic fags conduct themselves in business.

5.    When a generic fag doing business meets Faggotry as a sub-culture, Watch Out.......

6.    Faggotry as a sub-culture, has large chunks of illegality embedded in it. This is illegality practiced by gay men towards other gay men:

• theft
• blackmail
• bounced cheques
• criminal intimidation
• assault
• forgery
• fraud
• embezzlement
• corruption
• adulterated drugs
• spiked drinks
• lying about HIV status then infecting someone
• underage hustlers
• illegal steroid use
• illegal growing of "tropical agriculture"
• manufacture, trafficking of illegal drugs
• drug dealing
• gay rape - usually when the victim has been drugged

How fags can demand respect from str8s, when they treat each other like shit, has never been satisfactorily explained to FuelMix.

7.    The front line non-managerial staff could be hot, but usually they're not very bright and are not well paid. They are receptionists and janitors.  Nothing wrong with it. It's their true job description.

8.    The front line staff (and even the management) can be caught in the dilemma between their job descriptions,  legal responsibilities and obligations versus their proclivities as generic fags swimming in a sub-culture of embedded illegality looking to generate cash flow.

9.  The paradox of the gay sauna is this: the guys show up to look and to be looked at; yet often the front line staff or the management turn a blind eye to illegal peripheral conduct in order to keep customers coming in the door.

10.  The lighting in gay saunas is dim for a reason: it hides illegal peripheral conduct well.

11.  Currently, the prospects of removing drugs from Faggotry, are Zero. There are too many people getting rich of it big time - or making a few bucks small time.

12.  Deaths in gay saunas from various causes, are more common than gay media (or sauna management) will ever admit.  Frequently, gay media and gay sauna management are in collusion to censor the facts.  Gay media needs the advertising revenue.

13.  With more "str8" men going "recreationally gay", expect gay sauna casualties to be reported in mainstream media.

Originally published 1 November 2012
Amended and Republished 27 June 2017