Central Escalator 28

2nd Floor, Cheung Hing Commercial Building, 

37 Cochrane Street,

Central, 

Hong Kong

MTR: Central or Hong Kong Station
 

Tel: 2581 9951 (Staff speak very good English)

Easy way to find it: above 7 Eleven and opposite Park N Shop supermarket.

Note: NOT open 24 hours

Opening Hours: 2pm - 11pm. 

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We wrote this place off over 2 years ago and haven't been back.

Yesterday a GAM-Throat-On-The-Street informed us that a few weeks ago, CE raised its entrance fee to HK$150.00. 

Readers can make their own decisions whether it's worth it. 

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Just Dying To Play

A few years ago, it was all over the papers in The Nanny Kingdom - the apparently "world famous" Pleasuredome gay sauna in London was the subject of a Police investigation following the unexplained weekend deaths of 2 patrons, with a third taken to hospital and later discharged.

There was no shortage of speculation, moral outrage and widely divergent customer reviews of the Pleasuredome.

So FuelMix will stick to generalities based on observations of gay saunas in 4 continents:

1.    It's a business. Whatever "warm n fuzzy" feeling  or "hot and horny" vibe they sell you on the website and in their promos, they need fags in the door for their cash flow and survival. That's why some are open 24/7.

2.    Regardless of how aesthetic or raunchy or rundown the decor, or how pumped the music,  it's the customers that give it the vibe.

3.    Frequently, the customers don't match the vibe: there can be tons of hot looking muscle guys there, doing fuck-all except propping themselves against the wall, spitting attitude.

4.    The fact that the sauna is "gay owned"  and / or "gay managed", doesn't mean a thing. In fact, it can frequently be a bad thing once the astute observer realizes how generic fags conduct themselves in business.

5.    When a generic fag doing business meets Faggotry as a sub-culture, Watch Out.......

6.    Faggotry as a sub-culture, has large chunks of illegality embedded in it. This is illegality practiced by gay men towards other gay men:

• theft
• blackmail
• bounced cheques
• criminal intimidation
• assault
• forgery
• fraud
• embezzlement
• corruption
• adulterated drugs
• spiked drinks
• lying about HIV status then infecting someone
• underage hustlers
• illegal steroid use
• illegal growing of "tropical agriculture"
• manufacture, trafficking of illegal drugs
• drug dealing
• gay rape - usually when the victim has been drugged

How fags can demand respect from str8s, when they treat each other like shit, has never been satisfactorily explained to FuelMix.

7.    The front line non-managerial staff could be hot, but usually they're not very bright and are not well paid. They are receptionists and janitors.  Nothing wrong with it. It's their true job description.

8.    The front line staff (and even the management) can be caught in the dilemma between their job descriptions,  legal responsibilities and obligations versus their proclivities as generic fags swimming in a sub-culture of embedded illegality looking to generate cash flow.

9.  The paradox of the gay sauna is this: the guys show up to look and to be looked at; yet often the front line staff or the management turn a blind eye to illegal peripheral conduct in order to keep customers coming in the door.

10.  The lighting in gay saunas is dim for a reason: it hides illegal peripheral conduct well.

11.  Currently, the prospects of removing drugs from Faggotry, are Zero. There are too many people getting rich of it big time - or making a few bucks small time.

12.  Deaths in gay saunas from various causes, are more common than gay media (or sauna management) will ever admit.  Frequently, gay media and gay sauna management are in collusion to censor the facts.  Gay media needs the advertising revenue.

13.  With more "str8" men going "recreationally gay", expect gay sauna casualties to be reported in mainstream media.

Originally published 1 November 2012
Amended and Republished 27 June 2017

Poppers: Potential Eye Damage

Underlining, highlighting and bold print by FuelMix:


Bad news: Poppers might damage your peepers.  A new study in the British Journal of Ophthalmology builds on previous reports that the liquid inhalants often considered to be a harmless high could actually cause permanent retinal damage in some users.


What's A Popper?

These strong-smelling, colorless liquids contain alkyl nitrites, and their inhalation causes a sudden drop in blood pressure, rise in heart rate, and involuntary muscle relaxation. Because a whiff generally only produces these effects for a minute or two, the drug is generally billed as a low-commitment alternative to ecstasy or other psychoactive party drugs. Users usually feel out of it—hopefully in a pleasant way—and often experience heightened sexual arousal, but the effects were considered too short to risk any seriously detrimental impairment.

Even in countries where it's illegal to market poppers specifically for human consumption (like in the U.K., where the new study took place), they're often sold as cleaning products or "room odorizers" (because everyone wants their room to smell like something that could reasonably be marketed as DVD cleaner) to skirt restrictions. The inhalants have long been popular among gay men—in Australia, 60 percent of the gay male community reported having tried them—but are also a reasonably common party drug in other demographics. One recent U.K. survey found that 1.1 percent of the general population used them at least once a year, which makes them the country's fourth most popular recreational drug (after cannabis, cocaine, and ecstasy). Even a Member of Parliament openly admitted to using them regularly when opposing a proposed ban.

Let's be clear: on the grand spectrum of risky party drugs, poppers are not anything to write home about. But their relative safety may make many users careless.......The only big caveats given in most articles on poppers is that drinking them can be fatal, skin contact can cause burns, and that you can't use them if you're on drugs for erectile disfunction like Viagra. Since these medications already cause low blood pressure, the dip that results from popper inhalation can prove fatal.


Taking A Closer Look

In recent years, physicians have begun to sound the alarm on one possible side effect of alkyl nitrite inhalation: permanent retinal damage. Reports have trickled in slowly. In 2010, a letter to The New England Journal of Medicine outlined several sudden cases of vision loss after patients had inhaled poppers. And last year, researchers published a case study on one patient with eye problems in Scotland, but said they'd found at least 30 published cases of vision damage related to poppers in the medical literature.

Poppers have been popular for decades, but the timing of these eye issues could point to a possible culprit. In 2006, isobutyl nitrite—which used to be present in many brands of poppers—was reclassified as a cancer-causing agent. Since then, most commercial poppers have been made with isopropyl nitrite.

The latest study focuses on 12 cases—all male—presenting at the Sussex Eye Hospital between 2013 and 2016. All reported some kind of vision trouble, with the most common disturbances including blurriness or blind spots starting within hours or days of inhaling poppers. While the researchers weren't necessarily able to analyze the exact bottles that had been sniffed before symptoms had emerged, they were able to analyze samples of the brands each man reported using. They performed several diagnostic tests to suss out the patients' symptoms and tried to find a connection between the chemical make-up of their preferred drugs, the way they used them, and the resulting retinal damage.

There was immediately evidence that the replacement of isobutyl nitrite might be to blame: some men who had used poppers regularly for decades reported sudden symptoms after changing brands. Isopropyl nitrite seemed to be the common element, and the researchers believe it somehow damages the fovea a small pit of tightly packed cones in the retina that's mostly responsible for central vision.

This may be the most thorough examination of isopropyl nitrite's role in eye damage so far, but there's still a troubling amount of uncertainty here. Most men in the study recovered from their eye damage, but not all of them did. And it's not clear whether or not recovery is dependent on the cessation of drug use. Meanwhile, the unregulated nature of the inhalant makes it difficult to say for certain that one brand or another does or does not contain isopropyl nitrite—assuming that this is the only compound of concern. Perhaps users are safe as long as they stick to a brand that's never caused them trouble before; perhaps not.

"The pathological mechanism of popper toxicity remains to be determined, and there is no obvious reason why isopropyl nitrite should be more toxic than isobutyl nitrite," the authors wrote in the study. It's possible that by triggering increased production of nitric oxide, which may be toxic to the retina, these compounds could cause damage, but again, it's not clear why one would be worse than the other.

The researchers are also puzzled by the fact that a couple of patients only experienced symptoms in one eye or another, and by the fact that the damage seems very similar to that seen after bright light exposure. There's a lot more work to be done before doctors can confidently tell their patients whether any particular brand of poppers—or pattern of use—is safe for the eyes.

-----"Poppers" might permanently damage your eyes, by Rachel Feltman, Popular Science, April 11, 2017


FuelMix says:

1.  Nobody knows exactly what is in Poppers because despite its superficial illegality in some countries, it is actually unregulated and marketed as "aromas" or "deodorizers".  That doesn't stop the fag from hunting high and low for it, whether in the saunas (some have vending machines) or from a plethora of online sites whose product authenticity and reputation are unknown.
2.  Nobody knows how the chemical mix in Poppers actually affects the brain, the optic nerve and the eyes.
3.  It's another example of the Russian Roulette the fag plays in relation to his health.


For The Record:

1.  FuelMix has never done Poppers, weed, cigarettes or anything from the smorgasbord of gay drugs.
2.  The above reference to the fag playing Russian Roulette with his health is exactly that - i.e. the fag's propensity for risk-taking when it comes to sex, may be exponential risk.
3.  We don't condone or condemn the use of Poppers.  The article quoted above, is one of the more recent articles (April 2017) that we've seen, and is presented on an "as is" basis.  Draw your own conclusions, assess your own risk-taking capability.
4.  We are aware of the inflammatory controversy surrounding Poppers, in particular, its alleged downside and the accuracy of the assertions that its use facilitates HIV transmission.

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True Pride

“Gay culture” has failed.  

Pride celebrations are a gaudy attempt to hide the Shame.  It doesn’t take much courage to wear a G-string, get on a float and shake your ass.

It takes a lot more courage to call “Gay culture” for what it actually is:

A Politically Correct, manipulative, peer-pressured, self-destructive, sub-standard social model.  Fags shriek and point fingers at the conservative Morality Militia as the enemy.

But the enemy is within.....

Those with the eyes to see have figured out what is actually happening:  Sub-cultural genocide and suicide.  Literally and figuratively.  It's a a slow crash and burn at both ends.  (set to a background of Club Tracks and Trance Beats).

Think about this:

True Pride is the refusal to swear allegiance to the Rainbow Flag and the muzzling political agenda of the screeching, Left Wing Liberal-Fascists it represents; 

True Pride is the refusal to meekly support "the community" because it's expected of you and everybody else is doing it; 

True Pride is knowing when to leave "the community" - whilst your still alive. 

True Pride is your entitlement to be a Gay Man, not your obligation to be a Gay Statistic;   

True Pride is the absolute right to declare your homophobia to Faggotry's face and to be a Gay Man on your terms NOT theirs; 

True Pride is the dignity of your words when making a promise to someone; 

True Pride is the elegance of your behaviour, not your designer labels. 

True Pride is the power of a considered response - not the hissy fit of a wounded fag;  

True Pride is the exquisite balance of Courage, Compassion and Contempt;

Originally published 2 July 2011

Amended and Republished 1 July 2013 | 24 June 2017

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Blue Balls, Blue Moods

On an overcast evening downtown, FuelMix bumped into an attractive face and body which he instantly recognized and from whom he was happy to receive a hug.

"FuelMix, I am soooo depressed...!!"  sighed the muscular GAM Personal Trainer, with whom FuelMix had fond memories of playing in the sauna, in stairwells and in abandoned urban buildings awaiting renovation, "I'm not happy going to the saunas these days...there's no good energy..!!"

FM:  Yeah, I know...I feel the same way.  I have written off so many saunas

GAMPT:  Even coming to Tsim Sha Tsui is disappointing. This is the centre of town but Galaxy is hideous with fat, ugly people or old guys from Mainland China, Birds is dark with skinny, ugly people and Arena.....is a disaster.

FM: [giggling]:  So true.  Yesterday evening, some guy cruised me on the street in TST and suggested Galaxy. I said I would only show up if he gave me the cash now to pay the fee on the way out 'coz I had written the place off.  He gave me the cash, we went in, I got serviced, used his cash to pay on the way out.

GAMPT [in mock righteous tone]:  You little hustler...!!

FM [laughing]:  Hey...!!  I didn't make any money outta the guy.  Just used his cash to pay what I would have had to pay to the Front Desk.

GAMPT:  Do you know I've stopped to going to Hutong..?

FM:  Why..? With a body like yours..?

GAMPT:   The official entry fee is about HK$230.00.  I never used to pay that in the past, since I always got a discount.  I didn't show up for a couple of months because I was working and then last week when I went, the guy asked me to pay HK$230.00.  I told him I was never asked to pay this amount before and he just shrugged and said I had to pay HK$230.00.  I got angry and left.  I'm not going back.

FM:  Ouch...

GAMPT:  I went to Big Top in the past but didn't like it.  Alexander has now closed.  So for me, there is nothing in Mong Kok or Tsim Sha Tsui.

FM:  What about My Way in Causeway Bay..? I've been there a few times, not that frequently.  The manager asked why I don't show up more often.  The guys there are good looking, but sometimes it can take a while to get action

GAMPT:  Yes....that is now the only sauna I show up at on weekends.  It has good looking local guys, not so many Mainland Chinese.  It does take a while to get action.  

FM:  I've been to My Way on weekdays between 5pm and 8pm and there were interesting people there.  They have nice bodies but there can be a lot of attitude. 

GAMPT: I'm getting so fed up of attitude in the saunas.....To be honest, I'm getting fed up of being gay.  You can't meet the right guys online, you can't meet the right guys on the street,  you can't meet the right guys in the sauna.....and if you don't do drugs or clubbing, you have even less chance.  It's so frustrating.....I'm watching all this media shit about Hong Kong hosting the Gay Games in 2022 and I'm thinking, "Whatever...... why don't they have "Good Manners For Gay Men" as one of the sports...?? or "The One Hour Drug-Free Challenge..??"  Who gives a fuck about these guys swimming, running and dragon-boating..??

FM:  Yeah....I get angry and fed up too.  Sometimes I get asked why I don't have a BF and I just point and say, "Have you seen the shit that's out there..??!!"  I'm not paying attention to the Gay Games either.  I suspect Hong Kong will get it, but it still looks like a Pride Parade With A Locker Room 

GAMPT [laughs]:  I'm surprised those fags will even come out of the Locker Room..!!  Think of all the underwear and jock-strap sniffing, the group jack-offs, fucking in the toilets, cocksucking in the showers....

FM:  Those are the REAL Gay Games..!! 

GAMPT [laughing]:  Gimme a hug studboy...!! I gotta get to the gym and train some fat white guy.  I charged him more because he bores me.....[hugs FuelMix and gives him a quick kiss on the cheek.  Old Chinese lady walking past, smiles].


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All About Sex

Hilarious, informative and eye-opening, gay or str8.  Watch this.  A TEDx talk, so you know it's good.  21 minutes.

Understanding Absurdity (2017 Remix)

1.  Two Macro Events
2.  Fags, Macro Trends and Polarization
3.  The 4 Curious Strands About Gay Men
 

There have been reports of gay teens in the West committing suicide as a result of bullying, outing, loneliness, depression or some combination thereof.  In Africa, gay adults are murdered or threatened with death if they are suspected of being gay or advocate social reform.  In the Middle East, gay activity can get a person imprisoned or hanged.  Some countries claim that gays don’t exist within their borders.

Not surprisingly, some fags whined that there was a global war against gays. Really..?

1.  Two Macro Events 

1.  Deep global, societal polarization - Millions have woken up and realized that politicians fucked them, bankers fucked them, religious dogma fucked them, human rights are eroded, Big Brother is a chronic voyeur and there are cascading, seemingly never-ending wars for unconvincing reasons.  Finding a scapegoat is a priority (as at 2017 it's the Russians, the North Koreans the Chinese and the Iranians respectively). We are being taught or trained or coerced or indoctrinated  - especially in the West - to suspect anyone who doesn’t look like us, think like us, dress like us or act like us.  Exactly who “Us” is, remains conveniently vague. 

2.  Societal polarization leads to transformative thought and action - This is what the status quo fears most.  They have a vested interest in manipulating and maintaining control.

2.  Fags, Macro Trends and Polarization

1.  Enter the fag…definitely not hetero, possibly str8 looking, bi-curious, known to cross-dress, has no problem getting sex or drugs or if he can’t, chronically masturbates, interesting collection of underwear and porn…

2.  Hold on....this isn't new.  Fags have been doing this for the longest time.  What’s changed..?

3.  First, societal polarization is like an earthquake fault line.  When it cracks open, it exposes things that have been there for a while (like cockroaches or alien life forms), but which suddenly look weird to the unsuspecting eye.  Polarization allows issues to come into sharp focus – like whether gay marriage should be allowed or whether gays should be allowed to adopt or serve in the military.

4. Second, condoned or condemned, gay men and their “lifestyle” have always been marker beacons.

5.  What’s different now is gay men attempting to integrate into mainstream society just as society is fracturing globally:

• As society is forced to admit that marriages are ending in soaring divorce rates, gay men are squealing to marry - and getting it;  
• As society is questioning why the hell we are at war, gays want to openly serve in the military -  and getting it;
• As heteros realize their pensions have vanished, homos want retirement benefits extended to their partners - and getting it; 
• As more kids end up in broken homes, gays want to adopt or have kids through surrogacy - and getting it;

Get it...?

6.  In other words, gays are perceived to be going str8 and str8s haven’t a fuckin’ clue where they’re going other than that sinking feeling that they might be going to hell in a handbasket – courtesy of all the institutions in which they trusted and believed.


3.  The 4 Curious Strands About Gay Men

4 curious strands emerged over the past few years:

1. Optimistically worded reports that a daily pill (Truvada / PrEP) can prevent HIV infections;
2. Announcements of massive cash infusions to fight AIDS;
3. Politicians declaring that gay rights are human rights; 
4. White politicians threatening to cut financial aid to countries which continue to criminalize gay sex;

Wow…fascinating and deeply suspicious.  

1.  Until recently, scientists whined that an AIDS “vaccine” wouldn’t be available for years.  Now a “pill” magically appears and fags can continue to drug and fuck their brains out. (We all know just how much fags love their pills...).  HIV is declared “manageable”, AIDS is officially “over” (yet HIV rates + Syphilis + Gonorrhea + Chlamydia rates are continuing to climb amongst gay men, and in the case of Gonorrhea, are resistant to the usual antibiotics).

2.  With white politicians declaring that gays are officially human and have “rights”, (notice the sudden surge and attendant publicity around newly appointed white gay Prime Ministers and waanabe gay politicians lately..?)  gay men are being used to bash other  - predominantly black and brown - countries.  Isn’t it strange how a fag’s ass is now being used to kick ass?

3.  It’s no accident or coincidence.  Western greed is at play.  These black and brown countries have vast mineral and commodity resources plus millions infected with AIDS (exactly how was never properly explained…oh yeah, niggas got it from monkeys remember…?  Uh huh….) Unless they legalize gay sex, they don’t get foreign aid and probably won’t get the magic AIDS pill. Since they won’t get foreign aid, they won’t be able to locally manufacture a generic AIDS pill under license. 

4.  AIDS did a stellar job of wrecking the demographics in black-population countries for over 30 years.  It served its purpose.  Those countries may have millions in population, but a sickened population is hardly productive.  Their economies are corrupt, shattered, racked by civil war, or reliant on potentially lucrative mineral and commodity exports – or all of the above.

5.  Enter the West, using gay men (usually some compliant celebrity or tame politician who can draw on a Twitter following) to bitch about legislative change in a foreign country and make ass-fucking legal. If the niggas comply, they get the magic AIDS formula.  In return, the West wants the mineral rights. If they don’t get it, the West goes to Plan B – Regime Change.  And we all know how well that’s worked.

6.  Spot the contradiction... On the one hand white politicians are bleating that black countries should legalize gay sex.  On the other hand, white-funded christian missionaries are hard at work in those same countries converting the natives to Jesus and absolutely forbidding gay sex (and sponsoring some of the harshest anti-gay legislation around). Plus the niggas also have to put up with radical Islam that hates and murders gays.

7.  Too far out for you stupid faggots to get it..?  Turn off the dance track in your head and get quiet.  Seemingly disparate threads begin to make sense.  When str8 Western politicians who normally wouldn’t be seen dead with a gay man, start spouting that gay men in other foreign countries have human rights, it’s a fair bet that something geo-political and economic is in the works.

8.  It’s astounding how gay men are being used in this way, simultaneously portrayed by the West as social pariahs, crusaders and social equalizers.  They are serving as a cover for a massive covert and far reaching asset grab.

9.  Gay men are being manipulated by celebrities and politicians to become foreign agents of legislative change.  The Gay Nazis from the ghetto that we all know and loathe, are the Politically Correct  Storm Troopers on the world stage apparently crusading for human dignity and freedom. Yet these silly fags haven’t realized they’re puppets in a much larger game where the end result is engineered, politically correct, social control and even less freedom.

10.  We live in absurd times.  Thank goodness it's also the Apocalypse, the true meaning of which, is that which was hidden, is now revealed. And the revelations are gonna come thick and fast.  You just watch...

Originally published 8 December 2011
Amended and Republished 31 October 2013 | 12 June 2014 | 17 June 2017

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Don't Tout Me, Bro

1.  Golden Mile, Tsim Sha Tsui
2.  Mainland Chinese, Indian and Pakistani Touts
3.  Listen Up, White Bitch


1.  Golden Mile, Tsim Sha Tsui
 
1.  Here in Very Rich Megacity, there’s a downtown area in Tsim Sha Tsui called Golden Mile. It’s close to the harbour so it’s a favourite area for tourists, locals and shoppers. There are tons of shops, hotels, budget backpackers hostels, massage parlours, custom tailor shops, bars and restaurants ranging from the swanky to the basic (to the basically illegal).

2.  All this can be found not just on the main drag of Nathan Road, but down the side streets as well. Like other areas of VRM, it’s safe late at night and has a heavy Police patrol. 

3.  Many businesses on Golden Mile such as small Indian restaurants, small tailor shops, budget hostels, massage parlours, and slightly shadier businesses, are not on street level. They’re often located in older buildings on higher floors, some of which may be walk-ups. To get to them, a customer first has to know about them, then find them. 


2.  Mainland Chinese, Indian and Pakistani Touts

1.  That’s no easy task, particularly for tourists. So, many of these businesses employ  Mainland Chinese, Indians and Pakis to hang around on the sidewalks touting passersby with leaflets, sample menus or just plain old canvassing. It has to be said that there’s quite a horde of these Mainland Chinese, Indians and Pakis, doing their thing, day or night.

2.  FuelMix has observed tourists getting swarmed by these Mainland Chinese, Indian and Paki touts. They are pretty persistent.  What really got FuelMix thinking was when a white tourist bitch accused them of begging, pushed them aside and stormed off into the crowd, screaming that this would never happen in a civilized country – like hers. 


 3.  Listen Up, White Bitch

1.  OK, bitch, let’s take a closer look at a civilized Western country, shall we..?  Take a city on the West Coast.....No touts huh..? Well let’s see...This city on the West Coast is a drug fucked little town with pretensions of grandeur, internationally notorious for its marijuana, crack and amphetamines (as well as Hepatitis B and Syphilis). Needless to say, such “businesses” have also spawned a booming local market of highly drug-fucked consumers – which in turn, have spawned a very high concentration of what is politely described as “panhandlers”. 

2. From personal observation, FuelMix can say that these panhandlers are beggars. Drug-fucked ones at that. They are extremely aggressive, prone to drug-induced mood swings, occasionally threatening and very, very persistent. But……they serve no useful purpose to society, or the economy, or the neighbourhood in which they “operate”. Their sole purpose is to get fast cash for the next hit. And then they’re back on the street pissing off another passerby.

3.  There are also those drug fucked pushers who solicit for customers, hoping to find one interested in their menu of misery. They tout too you know. 

4.  What about those seedy-looking types who cluster outside banks and demand a tip just for opening the door for customers..?  Not begging..??  Really..??

5.  And let's not forget those who gather outside restaurants to beg for food as customers are entering or leaving.

6.  FuelMix is happy to concede that the Mainland Chinese, Indian and Paki touts on Golden Mile here in Very Rich Megacity, are irritating:

• But are they filthy and unwashed..? No. They might be sweating in the heat but so what..?
• Are they homeless..? No. 
• Are they drug-fucked while they’re working..? No. 
• Do they utter verbal threats..? No. 
• Could some of them be living here illegally..? Yep
• Are they there to make a buck..? Yes. 
• Could you get ripped off..?  Yes.
• Are they there to help a business like an Indian restaurant, a custom tailor shop, a backpackers hostel, an electronics shop, a massage parlour or a pedicure joint or a shop selling counterfeit goods..? Yes.

6.  Do more customers for a business mean more money..? Yes. Does that help the business environment..? Yes. Is it good for the economy..? Usually. Are touts a quick and easy way to get information about something, you may not have known about..? Sure, FuelMix is always on the look out for potentially interesting places off street level. 

7.  To the hissy-fit-throwing white bitch mentioned in this post, the Mainland Chinese, Indian and Paki touts found on Golden Mile in Very Rich Megacity, are NOT beggars. They are agents for the (predominantly legal) local economy. And they contribute far more to local society than any white drug-fucked panhandler or drug pusher any time of day or night. 

"Copy watch..? Copy handbag..? All luxury brand types! Come see! Good copies!"

"Massage..? Vewwwy good nearby..!!  Foot Massage also..!!"

"Custom tailor..? Very cheap and quick! Can deliver to your hotel anytime! Package deal…one 2 piece suit, 2 shirts all in 24 hours no problem! Come have quick look sir!"

"Youth hostel..? Upstairs many choices! Very cheap very friendly! Broadband internet included! Private toilet with shower!! You want food also? Good Indian restaurants everywhere nearby! Come see!"

"Curry house....? Very close by....!!  Come, come....!!"

 "Hey Boss, you tourist......??"

Originally published 29 March 2008
Amended and Republished 3 November 2011 | 30 September 2014 | 14 June 2017

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Your Call Is Important To Us

Dial Number...........**Ring, Ring**, **Ring, Ring**

Pre-recorded cheery voice:  Hello..! You've reached the Fagland Community Counseling Centre. Listen to the menu options and make your selection...

If you are an Obsessive-Compulsive Fag:  press 1 repeatedly.

If you are a Co-Dependent Fag:  please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you are a Fag With Multiple Personalities:  press 3,4,5 and 6.

If you are a Paranoid Fag:  we've already traced your call, we know who you are, where you live and what you want.

If you are a Delusional Fag:  press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are a Schizophrenic Fag:  listen carefully to the little voice in your head, and it will tell you which number to press.

If you are a Manic-Depressive Fag:  press any number you like.  Nothing's gonna make you happy anyway.

If you are a Dyslexic Fag:  press 969696969696969696......

If you are a Bi-Polar Fag:  leave a message before the beep and a message after the beep.  Yeah, we know.  The strobe lights at the rave set you off.

If you are a Fag With Short Term Memory Loss:  press 8.  We'll say it again, press 8.  OK, we'll repeat it, press 8.

If you are a Fag With Low Self-Esteem:  HAHAHAHAHA!!  you think we wanna talk to a loser like you?

If you're a Nigga Fag:  we've done black and never looked back.  So if you've got a bro who's tight and a thug and on the down-low, bring him over too.  Just keepin' it real, dude.

If you're a Drug-Fucked Circuit Party Fag:  pick up today's newspaper and you'll discover which month, what day and what date it is.

If you're an Asian Fag:  sorry we're not into Asians.  It's a preference.

If you're an Ageing Fag:  No one over 35, sorry.

If you're a Wannabe Porn Star Fag:  please bring along your stats, together with a recent face and body shot plus a short description of what you're into.

If you're a Gay Escort:  we wanna see your online ad first and we don't accept calls from anonymous numbers.

If you're a Diseased Fag:  yeah it sucks that we didn't tell you our status before infecting you.  Que sera, sera.  But hey, you were on Poppers, Ecstacy and Viagra anyways.

If you're a Drug-Fucked Fag:  your dealer is on Speed Dial.

Press the # key to repeat the choices.

(modified from the original, author unknown, no copyright claimed)

Originally published 26 September 2010
Republished 19 July 2013 | 12 June 2017

Gay Porn Stud To Musclegod

By far the hottest gay porn stud to emerge in years and the jewel in the crown of gay porn producers Bel Ami, who specialize in Eastern European guys, "Kris Evans" recently retired from gay porn at the top of his game.  He acquired a massive global gay following.

Now using his real name, Hungarian-born Csaba Szigeti is carving out a new career for himself as physique model and musclegod, picking up modelling assignments and appearing at bodybuilding exhibitions and fitness conventions.  See for example his photoshoots for Barcelona-based, gay-friendly clothing line "Addicted".

At 30 years old, 192cm (6' 3") and 105kg (230 pounds), check out the latest photoshoot uploaded on 3 June 2017 and shot on location by photographer Gilles Crofta at Culture Gym and Kitchen, London SW18, England.

Don't say we didn't warn you...



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Gong Guan Sauna 4

Opened 26 May 2017

3/F Vincent House
30 - 30A Jordan Road (corner of Jordan Road and Shanghai Street)
Yau Ma Tei
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Jordan Station Exit A

Tel: 6883 6475
Web: https://www.facebook.com/groups/403625850013263/

Opening Hours: 
Sunday-Thursday: 12 noon to 12 Midnight
Friday - Saturday: 12 noon to 10am the next day  

Price:  
Regular Entrance Fee: HK$168.00
Early Bird Fee: HK$80.00 12 Noon to 5pm 



A GAM-Throat-On-The-Street told FuelMix that he had dropped into Gong Guan earlier this week in the evening at 9pm.  He stayed for 2 hours - and was the only person there the whole time.

He was crowing that Gong Guan was selling bath gel, underwear and aroma candles.  He was highly impressed by the decor and the spaciousness of the place.  The staff informed him that some of the furniture was custom made.

Taking up the entire 3rd Floor, GAM claimed it was almost the size of My Way in Wanchai. They had about 8 private rooms, and a larger play space, including a mat enclosed by a veil.

FuelMix said that since Gong Guan's pre-opening advertising suggested they were catering to Fat People, it was hardly surprising the place was spacious.

More importantly, asked FuelMix, why did the staff, knowing there was nobody else there (and nobody likely to come in) - take HK$160.00 from a customer entering at 9pm on a weekday evening without informing the customer and giving the customer the option to come at another date and time...?

FuelMix pointed out that in the past, staff at Action (now Soda), Big Top, Galaxy and Gateway did not take his money since there was nobody there and told him to come back later or on another day. A few years ago, Central Escalator lied to FuelMix when he called them from downstairs and asked how many people were there.  They said plenty of hot guys and he should come quick. 30 seconds later when FuelMix went upstairs, he found only one other guy.  He screamed at the staff who promptly apologized and handed him a discount entry coupon.

GAM-Throat-On-The Street said the staff on duty (all bears) were chatty and gave him 3 discount coupons for future entry.  Besides, he liked being the only customer there and did not feel cheated.

FuelMix observed that HK$160.00 was a high price to pay for solitude.

The staff claimed that Gong Guan is not just for Fat People.  They said that Saturdays gets many types of customers there and during the week, some "VIPs" show up.  They claimed that last Saturday some muscle studs came by.

FuelMix enquired whether the arrival of these "VIPs" and muscle studs was on Gong Guan's Facebook page and what the definition of VIP was...?

FuelMix asked the GAM whether he felt the staff at Gong Guan might have been bullshitting him, feeding him hot air to stop him getting annoyed that he was the only customer there, whose cash they had taken.

GAM conceded that might have been possible, but since he now has discount coupons, he will go back and see if the muscle boys exist.

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Goji Studios (Gym And Wellness)

Various locations (in the premises of the defunct California Fitness):

• Whampoa (April 2017)
• Tsim Sha Tsui (June 2017)
• Mong Kok (June 2017)
• Kowloon Bay (June 2017)
• Central (June 2017)
• Causeway Bay (June 2017)
• Wanchai (July 2017)

Web:  https://gojistudios.com.hk
Email: hello@gojistudios.com.hk
Tel: 2530 3038

Walking down Granville Road last night, FuelMix was approached by a gym marketing guy who handed  FuelMix a flyer for Goji Studios, a gym and wellness centre.  It was located on the 9th, 10th and 11th floors of The One, Tsim Sha Tsui.

"Aren't those the premises of California Fitness..?" enquired FuelMix

"Yes", said the marketing guy, "but we are NOT California Fitness at all.  We give you the choice of 1 year or 6 month membership.  And it is all fixed price.  Everyone pays the same in all our branches.  The basic membership is about HK$500.00 per month.

(Underlining  highlighting and bold print by FuelMix):

A newly established gym chain has quietly rented seven premises previously occupied by the shuttered California Fitness, with the first to open in Hung Hom next month. 

Goji Studios, owned by a local consortium led by financial services firm Opus, was offered significant rent discounts after the seven prime locations had been left vacant for 10 months, the Post has learned. 

Unlike California Fitness, whose members paid multiple years of membership fees in advance, Goji charges on a monthly basis to reassure customers who were left in limbo by the former chain’s sudden collapse. 

About 64,000 members and 700 employees were hit last July as the operator of California Fitness, mYoga and Leap closed all its 12 outlets across the city amid unpaid debts amounting to more than HK$100 million. The gym chain had earlier been criticised by the Consumer Council for using intimidatory and misleading sales practices. 

“We are not California Fitness,” Ricky Cheuk Ming-yin, chief operating office of Goji Studios told the Post in an email.

The former Hong Kong rugby sevens player said the closure of California Fitness had provided a “special investment opportunity” to take over numerous vacated premises well suited for a fitness club. 

Opus has taken over the former chain’s premises in Causeway Bay, Wan Chai, Central, Hung Hom, Mong Kok, Kowloon Bay and Tsim Sha Tsui. They would be launched before the end of August, Cheuk said. 

It is understood that most Goji Studios outlets have been leased for five years at a total monthly rent of about HK$10 million. Its Hung Hom branch received a 13 per cent discount for a monthly rent of HK$1.3 million. 

The consortium is currently in discussions with landlords to rent other vacant premises once used by California Fitness. 

“Opening seven locations in such a short time requires sizeable financial resources. Opus has secured ample financial resources to support a successful business,” Cheuk said, assuring customers that his chain would not collapse like California Fitness. 

Despite expensive rents and stiff competition from smaller rivals, Cheuk was confident about prospects for the fitness industry, with a plan to ride the wave of family interest in health.

“Our market research has found that Hong Kong people place great importance on health, and fitness is a growing industry,”he said, citing a 2015 survey that showed 69 per cent of respondents placed health and fitness as their top priority. 

“In addition to sports lovers and health and wellness enthusiastics, we also target families and kids. We aim to offer activities that adults and kids can enjoy together as valuable family time,” he said.

The chain charges HK$588 a month for basic membership and HK$888 for a premium plan.

About 300 people had joined the chain as of last Friday, a sales manager told the Post. Many of them are former members of California Fitness........

-----Former Hong Kong ruby star Ricky Cheuk to run new fitness chain in vacated California Fitness premises, South China Morning Post, 24 April 2017

"They're not doing any hard sell", said the muscleboy working in BC Connection in Tsim Sha Tsui, "they know what will happen if they try....it's a fixed rate membership.  Everyone pays the same.  But the guys working there are the staff and trainers who used to work in California Fitness and Pure Fitness".

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LGBT In Japanese Society 2

Published on 5 June 2017 by Asian Boss ** some hard truths about being gay in Japan. Worth watching. 9 minutes of your time.



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LGBT In Japanese Society 1

A 2- part interview produced by Asian Boss **  published on June 1, 2017 and based around the recent story that a couple in Osaka, Japan, became the first gay adoptive parents in the country.

How do ordinary Japanese feel about this news..?

The video interview is divided into 2 parts:

Part 1 - Mainstream Japanese population (approx 7 minutes);
Part 2 - LGBT population in Japan (approx 9 minutes);



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PPnP (Pee, Porn & Preview)

Out there in Fagland, it takes a lot to faze FuelMix.  Not only has he done things that would make Sodom and Gomorrah look like shrines, but he tries his best to enthusiastically cavort outside the silly paradigm, idiosyncracy, hypocrisy, duplicity and other behavioural faecal matter that are the skid marks of today's urban faggotry.

But every once in a while something happens that just sneaks up on FuelMix.

Tripping along the SoHo district of Very Rich Megacity,  FuelMix felt the urge to pee. (Pineapple juice tends to do that).  Ducking into a well known public toilet, FuelMix was not surprised to see the usual suspects doing what fags do in public toilets all over the world.

Standing at the urinal pissing contentedly, FuelMix was approached by a GAM, an obvious fag, with a large backpack:

Fag:  Sir, you like sex? 

FM:  Huh?

Fag (unzips backpack):  You like sex..? (pulls out laminated promo material for gay DVDs) 

FM (totally fazed):  Oh.......

Fag:  Yeah, many sex video here (points to backpack) You like?  Good price for you ! (pulls out another wad of laminated promo material for gay DVDs)  Here.....have a look (shoves wad into FuelMix's hand, notwithstanding FuelMix is using both hands while he's pissing)

FM:  Dude I'm pissing.....can't you see?

Fag (grinning):  Yeah I see......you have very sexy big cock..!  You sex model..? 

FM: No. (still pissing)

Fag:  You like preview..? I show you....( shoves promo material into backpack, pulls out small notebook computer from backpack, flips open screen, pushes "Play", shoves notebook screen under FuelMix's nose while he's still pissing......gay porn playing)

Fag:  Good price for you..!! You like? 

FM (finished pissing and zipping up):  Uh.... no thanks (glances at other fags standing around rubbing their crotches)

Fag (following FM to sink as he washes his hands):  Vewwy good price for sexy boy like you..!! See more..!! Make choice..!! (waves more promo material for gay porn)

FM:  No thanks, see ya.

Fag (retreats to toilet cubicle to wait for the next customer).

Back in the sunlight, FuelMix stopped to methodically replay in his head what just happened.  Not only was it surreal but it was a tour de force of business marketing.  What better place to hawk gay porn than in a public toilet frequented by fags..??!!  Talk about finding the niche market, talk about getting clients to come to you, talk about a Unique Selling Proposition, talk about making a compelling presentation with visual aids and a streaming movie too..!!  And all this while the customer is streaming his own piss and can't run away..!!!

FuelMix grinned at the sheer audacity and utter brilliance of the marketing tactic.  This was definitely one for the record books and a testament to the entrepreneurial intelligence here in Very Rich Megacity.

FuelMix hopes the fag's porn sales are flushed with success.

Originally published 28 October 2010
Amended and Republished 2 September 2013 | 7 June 2017

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Gay Sauna Write Off List 4 - June 2017

1.  As at June 2017, here is the list of gay saunas in Hong Kong that FuelMix in a subjective overall assessment pursuant to his published reviews (and input from GAM-Throats-On-The-Street) has written off as a waste of time and money:

• Alexander (closed 30 November 2016);
• Arena (opened 10 September 2016);
• Big Top;
• Birds (opened 27 February 2016);
• Central Escalator;
• Chaps;
• Colony;
• Galaxy;
• Gateway;
• QQ Fitness;

2.  Readers can show up at those venues, draw their own conclusions and submit a review.

3.  Readers are referred to the following for additional observations:
 Why Did We Write Off Some Saunas..?  
Gay Sauna Write Off List - January 2017
Gay Sauna Write Off List 2 - January 2017 
Gay Sauna Write Off List 3 - January 2017

4.  Readers are also referred to Talking To Adam 14 for an overall view of the saunas in Hong Kong. 

5.  "But..FuelMix..!!" the readers whine, "one by one you're writing off the saunas in Hong Kong..!!  WTF..??!!"  

6.  OK, we'll tell you:

• We've made it clear that our reviews are subjective;
• We think they are comprehensive and accurate.  Some readers agree with us;
• We suspect there has been false self-promotion of Hong Kong saunas online.  In our reviews, we call it like we see it;
• We think there is an unhealthy complacency in gay men when it comes to looking at gay businesses and asking, "Am I getting my money's worth..?" 
• If you're happy to get your information from Gayasia, Utopia and TravelGayAsia, stick with it.  That's your choice;
• Gay magazines in this town are dependent on gay advertising.  By definition, that breeds commercial censorship.  This blog is independent;
• Our reviews are dynamic.  They are updated by FuelMix and the readers.  But there comes a point where FuelMix has to look at a sauna and say, "Enough is enough.  This place is a waste of my time and money. I will write this place off".
• Gay customers are entitled to know what they might expect before they put their money down;
• We've made it clear that customers can visit the saunas we have personally written off (or any other sauna in this town) decide for themselves and submit a review;

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Big Top Gym And Sauna 22

3rd Floor, Yuet Yuen Building

17 - 19 Mong Kok Road

Mong Kok

Kowloon

Hong Kong

MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit A2

Tel: 2628 6196

Website: Big Top Gym & Sauna

Note: Open 2pm to 8am the next day; 
On weekends and public holidays open 2pm till 10am the next day. 
Staff speak good English 

FUELMIX WRITES OFF BIG TOP

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1.  Surprised.....??

2.  27 weeks after his last visit, FuelMix showed up at Big Top, prime time on a packed Saturday nite.  So packed that the staff could not quite guarantee that the locker they had assigned to an incoming customer, was actually empty.

3.  "No big deal", thought FuelMix, "it's been over 6 months since I was last here, let's see what holes are on offer".

4.  Stepping into the place, FuelMix was overcome with extreme annoyance.  Yeah, it was packed, but the reason they couldn't guarantee that the assigned locker was actually empty, was because they couldn't even find it in the near-pitch darkness of the locker room.  It's never a good idea to annoy a customer immediately upon entry.  FuelMix began to suspect something was off.  Waaaay off.

5.  The energy of the place did not give off a good vibe.  The crowd consisted of skinny Fugly attitudinal GAMs and a HUGE number of Fugly Stocky and Chubby GAMs.  FuelMix was surprised just how many Chubs there were.  What the hell were they doing here..?  We can only assume that the Fugly Chubs did not want to go to the-just-opened-and-built-for-fat-people Gong Guan in Jordan and pay their HK$168.00 entrance fee.

6.  The crowd and the overwhelmingly Fugly energy of the place was a libido-killer.  The Dark Room, seemed darker than ever.  It was packed and at times virtually impassable.  Not only was it nearly impossible to catch a glimpse of the facial features of any GAM (academic, given their body types) but the glare from the porn screen would cause temporary blindness every time a customer turned that corner.

7.  So, the hapless customer was blinded by the darkness - and blinded by the light.

8.  The 7 private cabins were full with lots of noises emitting from them.  Not only was there nobody cruising around to choose from, there was nowhere to play and nowhere to sit.  The place was densely packed with Fuglies and after a little while, FuelMix's feet began to hurt. That was not a good sign.  

9.  FuelMix may have paid a comparatively minimal "favoured customer" entry fee, but he was not getting his money's worth at all.

10. Heading to the shower, FuelMix's annoyance went stratospheric.  There were so many GAMs smoking next to the showers that the thick, blue nicotine haze constituted a weather phenomenon in its own right.

11. In the bigger scheme of things, the energy of the planet is shifting.  People and places that used to appeal in the past, now just annoy and irritate.  That's a sure sign that a person has outgrown that energy and needs to move on.

12. Standing in the shower, hoping his anger would dissolve, FuelMix reached the only conclusion he could.  It was time to write off Big Top.

13. Maybe those with lower standards, or the growing collection of drug-fucked, or nicotine-addicted GAMs, or those fags too mentally numb to know or care about energy shifts and standards, don't give a damn.  And that's their choice. 

14. Yes, whilst it's true that hitting a gay sauna is like hitting the casino - you put your money down and take your chances - every gambler has to know when to cut their losses and walk away from the table.

15. Given the number of saunas in this town that FuelMix has written off, the reality is FuelMix's personal sauna options are now severely limited.

See also:

• Why Did We Write Off Some Saunas..?
• Gay Sauna Write Off List - January 2017
• Gay Sauna Write Off List 2 - January 2017
• Gay Sauna Write Off List 3 - January 2017 

• Readers may submit reviews of gay saunas in any Asian city;
• We reserve the right NOT to publish reviews we deem suspicious, inaccurate or self-serving;
• FuelMix no longer gives personalized sauna advice; 

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Actionable Intelligence

1.  Oh...It's You Again 
2.  UFHO (Unidentified Fuckin' Hot Object)
3.  He's Watching You... 
4.  I'm Sexy And I Know It 
5.  The Bitter Aftertaste

1.  Oh...It's You Again

1.  In so far as a gay man seeks variety when fronting up in a gay sauna, the reality is that he pays to see the same people - over and over again.


2.  UFHO (Unidentified Fuckin' Hot Object)

1.  A gay sauna, like a bar, attracts a dedicated and predictable clientele. The variety occurs in isolated pockets e.g. a bi-curious stranger, some hunky tourists, horny closeted college jocks, the bodybuilder that nobody’s seen before, that muscled hot dude who only shows up every couple of months.

2.  No matter where in the world the gay sauna is, when actual variety shows up, the crowd moves in surges towards the never-before-seen hot meat. Tempers fray, fags get petulant and bitchy with each other as they compete for the new dude’s attention. It’s kinda fun to watch, especially when FuelMix is the Newly Arrived Hot Meat.  Face it....the sauna is entirely ego-driven and lust-centric.

3.  And as the actress Mae West said, "it's better to be looked over than overlooked".


3.  He's Watching You...

1.  But, lost in the surging sauna crowds pursuing fresh meat, is another kind of dude: the Perpetually Rejected Forlorn Fag (PRFF). Usually, they’re somewhat awkward in their manner, initially shy and aware that they have an uphill battle in the looks department. They can be of any age and any ethnicity.

2.  FuelMix has discovered that these PRFFs are the hidden gems in any gay sauna. As regular clientele, they can like camels, go for months without any form of lubrication. They’re not perceived as hot enough. Rather than becoming desperate like other fags, these PRFFs develop their observation and servicing skills in their mind to an extraordinary acuity.

3.  Put another way, PRFFs practice the sex in their heads. They watch the hottest Tops. They are sharply aware of what the Top is looking for, how and where he liked to be serviced, how he likes to thrust, the positions he likes, the kinks the Top is into, how many times he likes to cum, where he likes to cum, if he likes to be swallowed, his favourite fucking positions, does he like to play behind closed doors, in the glory holes, in the dark room or in public…..

4.  Quietly, over time, a PRFF builds up a complete mental dossier for the Top of his choice. And then he bides his time, before finding exactly the right location in the sauna to intercept the Top. It’s the ultimate in studied, predatory cruising.


4.  I'm Sexy And I Know It 

1.  The horny Top arrives at the sauna. All eyes are on him. He’s hot and he knows it. The crowd begins to surge. There appears to be nobody there who could service him the way he demands. Besides, he’s seen them all there before. Top walks around, getting a little annoyed and grim.



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2.  PRFF steps forward. He’d been hiding in the alcove that the Top always walks past and sometimes stops in front of. A surprising boldness overtakes the PRFF’s usual reticence. He’s not scared of rejection this time because it’s simply not going to happen.  He's been preparing for months for this moment.

3.  PRFF reaches out his hand as Top walks by and touches Top exactly where and how Top likes to be touched. Top stops abruptly. He’s seen PRFF so many times and rejected him so many times. What the hell is PRFF doing..? And why does it feel so good..? Who taught PRFF this..?

4.  PRFF whispers softly to the Top, “I know what you like….let me service you…..you’ll see….I’ve watched you……I know what you want……you can trash me like the pig that I am…..”

5.  Top steers PRFF to somewhere private. PRFF delivers sensational, sustained, mind blowing body worship, cries like a little boy when fucked balls deep, gags and tears up when brutally skull fucked and spit on, swallows cum and screams for more - only to get it 2, 3 or 4 times before sobbing in a collapsed heap.

6.  Top is impressed and leaves the whimpering PRFF to recover.

7.  In the shower, PRFF smiles at Top. Top smiles back amazed that somebody so ugly could be so sexually knowledgeable, skilled and willing to push the envelope.


5.  The Bitter Aftertaste 

1.  But it’s not all sweetness and light.

2.  PRFF is now gleefully aware of the power he wields over the Top, having studied him for so long and delivering a landmark debut servicing. As ugly as PRFF is, he knows that Top will be back for more of his ass, tongue and mouth. The Top catches only the briefest glimpse of the satanic glint in the PRFF’s eyes.

3.  A few weeks later, Top re-appears at the sauna in all his glory. All eyes are on him. He’s hot and he knows it. The crowd begins to surge. There appears to be nobody there who could service him the way he demands. Besides he’s seen them all there before. Top walks around getting a little annoyed and grim.

4.  Top sees the same PRFF.

5.  Top smiles.

6.  PRFF looks the other way and walks.

7.  He knows too much.

8.  Bastard.

Originally published 19 June 2009.  
Amended and Republished 2 November 2011 | 3 June 2017

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Which Way Is Top..?

"OOooh yeah, dude..!!" crooned the Muscular GAM as he embraced FuelMix against the wall, and nuzzled his neck, "hot fuckin' body you got there..!! Do you go to Physical..?"

[MGAM takes a hit of poppers]

FM: No, but I don't mind getting physical...

MGAM:  Are you Top or Bottom?

FM:  Top...you..?

MGAM: Sshhitt....me too...

[MGAM takes a hit of poppers]. 

That makes 2 Tops making out with each other....You wanna just play around for a little while and keep us cranked..? 

[MGAM takes a hit of poppers]

FM:  Sure..

MGAM:  Kiss me baby...[smooches FM on the lips and caresses FM's ass] 

[MGAM takes a hit of poppers]

I wanna kiss your chest and nipples man....let me suck on them....

[MGAM takes a hit of poppers] 

MMmmm....I wanna kiss your whole body....come here...[pulls FM to a mattress as a crowd gathers] lemme kiss you man, you fuckin' hot puppy...!!"

[MGAM takes a hit of poppers]

[kisses and licks FM's bod and legs while breathing heavily]

Oh yeah dude..!! C'mon, sit on my face....let me lick your balls and ass while I play with your nipples..!!

[MGAM takes a hit of poppers] 

AAhhhh...!! fuckin' nice ass man..!!  Lemme get my tongue in there [deep rims FM while stroking his hairy thighs]

[MGAM takes a hit of poppers]

Gonna swirl my tongue around your balls....let me inhale your scent...

[MGAM takes a hit of poppers]

Oh yeah..!! Just luuuvv licking those balls and ass....mmm yeah dude....gonna eat your ass...

[MGAM takes a hit of poppers]

[Rims FM deeply for a little while.....]

AND THEN...

Oh My God..!!  Oh My God!!....What the Fuck you doin..??!!  You've turned me into a Bottom...Jeez dude..!!  I told you I was also a Top..!! What the FUCCKKK are you doing..??!!

[Throws FM off his face]

I told you I'm a Top..!!  How did I end up eating your ass..??!!  Fuckin' tell me..!!

FM:  Ask your poppers

Originally published 3 September 2016
Republished 3 June 2017

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