My Way Sauna 13

4th Floor, Kuo Wah Building
340 Hennessy Road
Wanchai
Hong Kong

MTR: Wanchai, Exit A4
Telephone: 25749098
Website: http://www.mywayjungle.com/ 

Note:
1.  My Way Sauna and Jungle Sauna are under the same ownership;
2.  Staff may or may not speak passable English;
3.  All prices and promotions are in Chinese on their website;
4.  My Way Sauna and Jungle Sauna are open 24 hours; 



Thursday evening at MyWay 8pm - 11pm.  Packed and naked but...

In My Way Sauna 12, we said word was out that good looking guys showed up there.  We'd also been hearing it from our friendly-GAM-throats-on the street whining, "Oh FuelMix, YOU should go to My Way.... ALL the good looking guys show up there..."

OK, so after a respectable gap of 9 weeks, FuelMix showed up again. Thursday evenings are Nude Nites and the place gets filled from about 6pm onwards when the office boys adjourn.  There's no shortage of GAM guys coming through the door.  And get this.....they come in all ages.  More on that below.

Were they good looking..?  Some had pleasant faces and slim or gymmish bods, but the majority were NOT. And that was just the twinks and other 20 to 30 somethings. That was kinda shocking. Did we pick the wrong day and the wrong time..?  Had the skinny Fuglies come to My Way..??  Oh yeah.

But even more shocking was the HUGE number of Fugly GAM Chubs - some over 6 feet tall.  We rubbed our eyes in disbelief.....fuckin' Chubs...??!!  And Fugly ones..??!!  In My Way..??!!  FuelMix was momentarily speechless.  It was like spotting a Yeti....you'll know exactly what it is when you see one, but you'll be damned if you can describe it.

But there they were, padding down the corridors, frightening everyone.

For those who didn't know, there is a tanning bed in My Way. It's in the TV room discretely hidden behind a painted wall. There is a coin-operated timer.  Bring your own tanning lotion. We've noticed GAMs actively embracing fake tans in places like My Way, Alexander, ABC and Action.  Some of them are very dark and when in a swimming pool or on the street, look like pieces of shit.  That combination of a yellow skin tone and dark brown Coppertone.....you'll see what we mean.

Oh yeah... we said that the guys come in all ages.  There were some GAM guys in there with impressive gym bods whom we suspect were in their mid 40s or older.  Why do we say that..?  Because when we spotted them in My Way 9 weeks ago, they had GREY hair.  But there they were posing and jacked up  on attitude - with a full head of JET BLACK hair..!! BBWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....!!  Yup.....anything to fit in and delay the ageing process.  Everyone knows that gay men die at 35.  'Coz y'all seen  the ads on Grindr, Scruff and Craigslist....."No one over 35"  Riiiight...??

And the Stand And Model..?  The head swivel to look away as you pass by..?  Oh it's there. Big Time. For all it's logistical advantages, the customer attitude in My Way can either drive one to violence or cascading fits of giggles.  Some customers take themselves waaay too seriously.  To wit, chink is standing under a shower, does a rejection head swivel and covers his crotch with both hands for the duration of his shower.

The attitude of the Management is completely friendly.  The attitude of the customers is another matter.  It's a peculiar form of denial.  They will unashamedly reject a person on visual contact, but will grope, kiss and suck en masse in the very darkest parts of the Dark Area, where the huddle includes the very same person they rejected.  Go figure.

The attitude and the rejections in My Way are offset by the voyeurism. If 2 or more guys enter a room and lock the door, don't assume they're making out.  On more than one occasion as we wandered through the Dark Area,  one of them unlocked the door and stepped out, leaving the other(s) looking sheepish, as they clung to the partition to check out the action in the next room.

How else do we know..??  FuelMix was sitting on a guy's face getting his ass eaten out really well....when 3 chink faces hovered above the partition, illuminated by the purple glow of the dimmer lights. It was a tad surreal.  FuelMix wanted to fart with laughter, but that might have been inconvenient to his service provider.

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