Alexander Sauna 34

1st Floor, Wing Cheong Building
404 Reclamation Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong  
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit E 1  
Tel: 2148 0400

Open 24 hours
Staff speak good English



Sunday afternoon around 5pm, FuelMix was shopping and scoping deep within the packed streets and alleys of Mong Kok. Idly slurping a glass of fresh sugar cane juice and surveying the surging throng, he felt a tap on his shoulder and wheeled around.  One of his friendly GAM Throats-On-The-Street was grinning at him......

GAMTOTS:  Waaah..!!  FuelMix aaahh..!!  Wha' you thooin heaaa...??  Why you come to Mong Kok..??

FM:  Shopping....Look around....I like Mong Kok, it is real Hong Kong.

GAMTOTS:  Aaiiiyah... so kwowded toooday...so hot too...you go saunah..?

FM:  No not today, just shopping, looking around

GAMTOTS:  Aahh.... come on...!! Handsome boy..!!  When you go saunah, evewwy boy chase you....I know....I see you lah..!!  Toooday day off.....have fun lah...!

FM:  Why don't you have fun today...?

GAMTOTS:  I just finish Alexandah....wah..!!  so bad toooday...

FM:  What happened..?

GAMTOTS:  Many, many fat peeeple..!! sohh fat ah....and soh ugree..!!  I don' low why so many fat ugree peeeple come today....Aaiiiyah.....evewwy ware in Alexandah...all fat, fat peeeple....soh ugree too.  I feel soh sad.  No action, no fun for me.  I go.

FM:  That's too bad. Maybe you went too early.  I haven't been to Alexander for a long time.  Not very sexy place now.  Too many Mainland Chinese for me.

GAMTOTS:  Yyeeesss...not vewwy sexy prace now....becoz evewwy one soh fat and soh ugree..!!

FM:   Maybe change your times, see what happens.

GAMTOTS: But I don' like Mainland Chinese also....always so rude and not clean.

FM:  Yeah, they're everywhere now

GAMTOTS:  OK....I go Langham Place Sopping Mall....Level 5 and Level 6 maybe more fun.

FM:  Shopping..??

GAMTOTS:  No lah..!!  Toilet.  Level 5 and Level 6.  Vewwy kwoozy ah....you don' low..??**

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