Action Sauna 18

1/F Overseas Building,
417 - 421 Hennessy Road
Causeway Bay
Hong Kong
MTR:  Causeway Bay, Exit B

Telephone: 2893 7027

Note:   

• NOT open 24 hours, except on Saturdays
• Call to confirm opening times. 
• Staff speak English.
• Entry price apparently cheaper than Alexander and Gateway. But check. 

Saturday evening and FuelMix finished his shopping in Causeway Bay. He had an early dinner of Japanese beef curry with rice and hot udon noodles with vegetables.  Or perhaps it was a snack. He might eat again, who knew.  Flipping through his Diary, FuelMix realized it had been 25 weeks - nearly 6 months - since he'd last dropped into Action.

So.....in he went at 6:30pm.

"Waaahhh...!!!" squealed the tired-looking Chinese attendant behind the counter, with 2 very effeminate scowling Oriental staff on either side of him, "Long time no see ahh....handsome boy..!! Why you not come for such long time..?" 

"Nǐ hǎo.....Wǒ máng gōngzuò", replied FuelMix politely in Mandarin.

"Many people here for yooo tooooday...have fun ah..!!"

FuelMix pushed open the door and was taken aback....the place was certainly full of people.  It was also full of something else...

CALORIES......

Yes fags, the premises were (over)loaded with Fat And Fugly GAMs. Everywhere one looked there was another yellow blimp lumbering along.  

FuelMix sighed in disappointment.....6 months absence and he had showed up in great anticipation early on a Saturday evening. Maybe too early, maybe too much anticipation.

"You know...", said a really skinny GAM who sidled up to FuelMix,  "you and I are the only ones here who aren't fat...I think early Saturday evenings to I dunno, maybe 11pm, is happy hour for fat guys...what do you think..?"

We both sighed.

FuelMix left at 9pm.


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