Rocket Man

A few years ago, a slightly more enlightened catholic priest and scientist said that intelligent beings created by God could exist in outer space.  Check out the report here. 

Amen…..FuelMix was getting kinda lonely, what with having been accused of bashing fags, being a racist and all that, cruising for a non-drug fucked fag in another galaxy seemed a kinda fun option. Problem is FuelMix does not (yet) possess a spacecraft with a plush roomy interior (or even an urban baitbus so beloved by fags trapping str8 bois for their cocks) and as any fag will tell you, cruising is very hard on the feet. 

The priest/scientist starts off right by declaring that just as there are multiple forms of life on earth, so too intelligent beings could exist in outer space created by god. Regrettably, he then fucks himself by saying that some aliens could even be free of original sin. 

FuelMix has never subscribed to the notion that mankind was even tainted with original sin. But he has always suspected that religious institutions and dogma have a vested interest in sustaining and marketing that crock. In other words, if the church can convince you that you’re already broken to begin with, they can justify their existence in telling you all the ways you must be fixed – or otherwise you’ll be excommunicated or damned or burned at the stake, or subjected to an inquisition.

If anything, the thought that some aliens could be free of original sin is either an expression of regret that Planet Earth’s fucked up priests haven’t got to them yet or an acknowledgement that E.T. doesn’t need their help.  

The priest/scientist also stated that science and religion need each other……Hmmm... need FuelMix remind the Vatican of what they did to Galileo? He who had the temerity to suggest that the Earth orbited the sun and not vice versa as they insisted? 

Science and dogma-loaded religion do not need each other. What is needed is science and an open spirituality that acknowledges intelligent diversity, and recognizes that all life forms, even rocks and minerals, are indeed sentient and that the Universe is ever expanding. As Deepak Chopra pointed out, intelligence is not defined as fluency in verbal linguistics. Indeed, just because we can’t understand a life form, what gives us the right to assume they’re the ones who are stupid? 

Did you get that, fags? FuelMix said “intelligent diversity”. No one has yet fully explained to FuelMix why fags wave a rainbow flag signifying diversity, but are so fuckin' intolerant, exclusionist, racist, deceitful, exploitative and self-righteous on their own turf towards their own kind - and increasingly, towards non-fags through belligerent activism. Small wonder FuelMix often feels like an alien in Fagland and, like E.T. reaches for his phone to call home - or radios Houston to say, "we have a problem...."

Doesn’t matter whether you’re a priest/scientist checking out the black holes or a fag checking out the buttholes, expansionism and bigotry just don’t mix, buddy.

For more of what FuelMix thinks about ETs and the Apocalypse, see the post, Have We Met....?

Originally published 14 May 2008 

Amended and Republished 3 May 2014

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