Abercrombie & Finals

Over the past few weeks, FuelMix wandered into the Abercrombie & Fitch store here in Very Rich Megacity to buy (yeah....the admittedly overpriced) stuff.  He was puzzled to notice that not only was the shop virtually empty in the afternoons and evenings, but the usual assortment of cute staff guys was nowhere to be seen.  In fact, on the main floor there were only 2 dudes on shift. The 2 guys that usually stand at the door to greet customers were absent.  Even the shirtless muscle guy wasn't around.

Rummaging around the collection of swim shorts - which actually are pretty well styled - FuelMix struck up a conversation with one of the 2 male sales staff on duty on that floor. Usual shit, "which gym do you go to...?", mutual compliments on each other's bod, discussing the fit of the shorts, mutually intense eye contact and smiles.....and then FuelMix asked point blank, "....so where are all the hot sales guys these days....?"

"Ohh..." said the dude with a big grin, "we work part time on shifts and most of us are college students.  For the past few weeks, a lot of the guys cut down their shifts to study for their exams.  That's why you're not seeing so many guys in the shop right now.  But don't worry, they'll be back in a couple of weeks - with some new guys too...!"

Now you know.

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