K K Fitness 5

16th Floor, Block A, Fuk Lok Building (Fortuna Building)
19 - 21 Jordan Road
Tsim Sha Tsui
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR : Jordan Station, Exit A

Tel: 2388 3931

Note:

1. Not open 24 hours, closes at Midnight;
2. Take the lift to the 15th Floor and walk up one floor;
3. Cost (as at 12 May 2014) HK$83.00

Our cooperative GAM on the street bumped into FuelMix and spouted an update on K K Fitness.

This is THE place to go IF AND ONLY IF:

• you're an elderly / fugly / chubby / totally out of shape /   GAM; or
• you're someone who's into them;

It is not the most friendly vibe to outsiders......if anything, it's a tight knit clique where the elderly / fuglies / chubby / totally out of shape / GAMs all know each other, sit around reading the papers, watching TV, gossiping, or letting rip in the 4 - yeah, 4 - Karaoke rooms.

Strangers, foreigners, guys with good bods and anyone who looks like an outsider, may be publicly treated with suspicion or shunned, although they'll get plenty of looks and quiet compliments in the Locker Area (and might get some action at the far end of the premises).  There are younger GAMs in their 20s and 30s who go there regularly - but only because they are Tops or Bottoms or secret boyfriends on a regular basis to their favourite elderly / fugly / chubby / totally out of shape / GAM.

Don't expect a designer ambience......this place has a certain err....."lived in" feel to it that barely makes it to rudimentary - although the small shower area near the Steam Room has been renovated with bright white tiles.

Think Seniors Social Club - meets - Semi Assisted Living - meets - Crappy Backpackers Hostel - meets - Brothel For The Elderly, By The Elderly.

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