The Myth of Gay Affluence...? 2

Updated 30 April 2014 for further reading....

5.   What The Average American Didn't Understand

1.  He may indeed have 6 houses.....but the average idiot in the US didn't understand that:

• the house loans were dodgy, but his liability was clear;
• the interest rates were "teasers" i.e. just to get him into taking the loans;
• he was being encouraged to defer repayment "because the interest rates would stay low for a while" - not realizing that his personal liability to repay was increasing at a higher interest rate every 6 months - precisely because he wasn't repaying anything.....;
• he looked around, saw everybody else "flipping" the houses (i.e. selling them to another idiot with or without the same mortgage), walking out with a capital gain and assuming he could do the same......'coz houses are a safe investment and they only go up in price, right...?
• he hadn't realized that he wasn't an "investor", but an amateur speculator;
• by waiting or hoping to flip the houses, he wasn't generating any income from those houses. Therefore 6 mortgages would have to be paid from his salary;
• his partially paid credit cards carried 35% interest plus late payment charges on the unpaid balances;

2.   When the market crashed in 2008, the credit dried up, all the average (white) idiot's loans became repayable immediately, because he hadn't made any repayments and was therefore, technically, in default. He couldn't make any repayments because the houses hadn't generated any income, he only had his salary - and he was now threatened with downsizing at work if he didn't agree to a pay cut. That's how he fucked himself.


6.   Evaporation of "The Wealth Effect"

1.   His "Wealth Effect" evaporated, his homes were foreclosed, the Media Room was only half finished, and he's avoiding his Stock Broker's phone calls, because his stocks crashed and he needs to deposit more Margin with the broker - who already sold his stocks at a loss.

2.   The Fed's Quantitative Easing policies since 2008 - putting it crudely, pumping more cash into the system - inflated the stock market to record highs as at 2014, partially resuscitated the real estate market BUT for the majority of the US population, DID NOT INCREASE REAL DISPOSABLE INCOMES.  - SO THE INCOME FOR THE 90% OF THE POPULATION CONTINUES TO STAGNATE - AND THAT'S HOW THE MIDDLE CLASS MERGES WITH THE POOR.


7.   US Middle Class No Longer The World's Richest

(Underlining and bold print by FuelMix)

The American middle class, long the most affluent in the world, has lost that distinction.  While the wealthiest Americans are outpacing many of their global peers, a New York Times analysis shows that across the lower- and middle-income tiers, citizens of other advanced countries have received considerably larger raises over the last three decades.

After-tax middle-class incomes in Canada — substantially behind in 2000 — now appear to be higher than in the United States. The poor in much of Europe earn more than poor Americans.

The numbers, based on surveys conducted over the past 35 years, offer some of the most detailed publicly available comparisons for different income groups in different countries over time. They suggest that most American families are paying a steep price for high and rising income inequality.

............

The findings are striking because the most commonly cited economic statistics — such as per capita gross domestic product — continue to show that the United States has maintained its lead as the world’s richest large country. But those numbers are averages, which do not capture the distribution of income. With a big share of recent income gains in this country flowing to a relatively small slice of high-earning households, most Americans are not keeping pace with their counterparts around the world.

-----The American Middle Class Is No Longer The World's Richest, New York Times, 22 April 2014

8.   Epidemic of Hunger In The US

A Report by Feeding America, the largest operator of Food Banks in the US estimates that 49 million Americans presently have "food insecurity".  Couple that with the largest number of people on Food Stamps in US history and one begins to get the picture that affluence for a sizeable chunk of the population - gay or straight - is a pipe dream.

Oh.... and did we mention that food inflation in the US is rising at even faster rates than before....? And guess who THAT will hit really hard.....? Yup.....that's right......the Middle Class. That's because for the Middle Class and the Poor, their incomes are not keeping up with inflation.


9.   Real Unemployment Rates in the US.....?

This is one of the biggest - and saddest - jokes going.  How "unemployment" has been defined and redefined over the past 5 years to "massage" the numbers. Politically correct figures put it at 7%.  The detailed work done by John Williams of ShadowStats puts it closer to 20%.

At current official figures, 59% of working age Americans has a job. That means 41% don't.

It's no wonder that Government dependency rates have increased.  So.....where does that put the Middle Class....??


 10.  Somewhere In There Is A Fag - or Two

1.   It's absurd to assume that fags, bisexuals, bi-curious, or Miserably Married Fags in the US are  immune to all of this - or that the power of The Pink Dollar is such that it levitates all fags to the echelons of the Upper Middle Class, the Rich or the Wealthy  - or that most US fags are Investment Bankers with an underwear drawer of Andrew Christian, hefty bonuses, wads of cocaine and runny noses (another gay cloned look by the way).

2.   We have heard anecdotally that fags in investment banking are shitting as banker suicides go up and layoffs are looming, if they haven't already started.  The former is being reported globally, the latter not so much. Is their wealth and income intact? Are their personal debt levels manageable...? Depends on how much they blew on blow..........


Coming Up:
11.   The Rise of the Upper Middle Class and The Rich
12.   Canada and Asia

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The Myth of Gay Affluence...? 1

2 readers, on opposite sides of the planet, sent us the same story link so of course, we're gonna write about it - when we get the fuckin' time........

(Underlining and bold print by FuelMix):

1.   The Hype

"Up through the 1970s and ‘80s, gays and lesbians played a seedier role in the public consciousness. The “gay lifestyle” was the bastion of society’s most depraved individuals; sleazy bathhouses, leather bars, and so on. The image of gays and lesbians began to change, however, once Wall Street and Madison Avenue realized that there was a vast, untapped market of potential consumers.

“Corporate America was one of the first targets in terms of trying to improve policies around LGBT issues,” says Gates, “and part of it was this idea that they needed to focus on the LGBT community as a consumer market that mattered.”

Marketing firms conducted surveys to try to show not just affluence, but disproportionate levels of brand loyalty were a hallmark of gays and lesbians. In the media, gay men became well-to-do, cosmopolitan, and voraciously consumeristic. In 2012, Experian, a national marketing firm, released a business report claiming that the average household income of a married or partnered gay man is nearly 20 percent more than a straight married or partnered man ($116,000 compared to $94,500).

“The downside,” says Gates, “is that those marketing studies looked at the LGBT community as a consumer market, which is a very different perspective compared with how a social science researcher who does poverty research would look at those questions.”"

--------The Myth of Gay Affluence, by Nathan McDermott, The Atlantic, 21 March 2014 and quoting Gary Gates, Professor of Law, UCLA, Williams Institute.

We like this article because it attempts to import some sanity into the apparent hype of the power of "the pink dollar".


2.   The Bigger Picture

1.   The above quotation is consistent with our view expressed in Gay Pop Fadeout 2 that since the 1990s, there had been a massive public relations campaign to rehabilitate the image of gay men after the ravages of AIDS in the 1980s.

2.   Further, in our post, Gay Business Trends, we said this:

"For over 25 years, it's been fashionable to talk about the power of the "Pink Dollar". This is the assumed purchasing power of the affluent gay man, who, devoid of the usual hetero commitments,  is said to have the financial means to indulge in never-ending sessions of retail therapy globally. 

Recently, we came across the figure of US850 Billion as the projected purchasing power of the LGBT "community". We were baffled by this figure because like so many other things in Faggotry, one is not supposed to enquire too closely. We haven't seen any breakdown of figures amongst the L, G, B and T categories. Everything is just lumped together."

3.   The Macro Picture - Wealth Inequality in the USA

1.   We'll use the US as the example, since this is Ground Zero for the origination of "pink dollar" hype, using (as the initial quotation points out) its twin facilitators of Wall [Fraud] Street and Madison Avenue.

2.   We've mentioned in this blog that - whether deliberate or not (we suspect deliberate) - the financial policies of the US resulted in the evisceration of its middle class to such an extent that there are now 2 social classes: the rich and the poor. Whilst distinctions exist between the rich, wealthy and uber-wealthy, it can be seen from the above chart that the distinction between the poor and the middle class is shrinking.  Effectively, they are merging.

What caused this.....?


4.   "Financialization" And The "Wealth Effect"

1.   "Financialization" a.k.a. "Mercantilism"........A prolonged period of (virtually) Zero interest rates from 2000 allowed the banksters to engineer "boom and bust" cycles - DotCom/Tech, Real Estate, Sub-Prime Securitizations, Stocks, Student Loans, Car Loans.......in other words, low interest rates boost credit creation i.e. debt.  The average person is enticed to take on debt with teaser interest rates (which then increase exponentially according to the fine print of the loan document, which they never read). They are conned - and have conned themselves -  into thinking they are "investors" when in reality, they've taken on far more debt than they could service.

2.   Initially, this creates an artificial "Wealth Effect" - people buy and spend more, they feel "richer" 'coz now they're "investors".  So the average (white) idiot shows up in a fancy restaurant and flashes the AMEX Gold Card, jets off to Vegas on his credit card, takes a line of credit covering furniture for the house, installing the jacuzzi in the backyard and creating the Media Room he's always wanted instead of that pokey Family Room with the Naugahide sofa - then brags at the backyard barbecue that he bought 6 houses "with no money down" - AND was offered a great deal on a silver Mercedes E-Class with Zero Interest for 6 months AND he's just opened a Stock Trading Account on Margin.

Coming up:
5.    What The Average American Didn't Understand
6.    Evaporation of "The Wealth Effect" in the US
7.    US Middle Class No Longer The World's Richest
8.    Epidemic of Hunger in the US

9.    Somewhere In There Is A Fag - or Two
10.  The Rise of the Upper Middle Class and The Rich
11.   Canada and Asia

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Alexander Sauna 28

1st Floor, Wing Cheong Building
404 Reclamation Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong  
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit E 1  
 Tel: 2148 0400

Open 24 hours
Staff speak good English

"Oh God!...." gasped the middle aged English fag to FuelMix on a mid-week evening, "what the hell happened to this place...??!!......I used to love coming here.....tons of hot local guys, tourists, reasonably friendly vibe.....now it's just wall-to-wall creepy, ugly, chain-smoking Mainland Chinese with no manners and shit for attitude......I don't even trust their hygiene.......you think I'm going to play with them....?? Hell, No.

I'm so pissed off because I like Asians and some whites - but definitely not these Asians. You don't mind me saying your city is overrun with these guys do you....?  No offense, but they're just fuckin' everywhere......I mean everywhere......I come to this city about 4 times a year and EACH time I return the more of these Mainland Chinese I see crawling around like cockroaches and choking this place and every fuckin' sauna in town.....How can you people stand this.....?

Look.....I normally wouldn't stop a stranger on his way up the stairs to Alexander, but you're a very attractive guy and seriously.....there's nobody there for you......just offering some friendly advice, it's not for me to tell you what to do or where to go......and I do apologize if I'm ranting......"

FuelMix smiled, thanked the English fag for the heads up - and went shopping in Mong Kok instead.

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Galaxy Sauna 15

5th Floor, Harilela Mansion
81 Nathan Road Tsim Sha Tsui
Kowloon,
Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui Station, Exit C
Tel: 2366 - 0629
No website that FuelMix knows of

NOTE:   
(1)  NOT open 24 hours - Usually 12 noon to 11pm (previously 2pm to 11pm)
(2)   Staff do NOT speak good English on the phone. 

A conversation in a public place between 2 GWM tourists in their late 50s.  One was French, the other was Swedish. They were speaking in English and talking about Galaxy Sauna. FuelMix decided to eavesdrop.......well, wouldn't you....??

Fag 1:   I love going to Galaxy.....!  It is so relaxed.....you know, every time I come to town, I end up there

Fag 2:   Yes...!! Me too. I find the place very convenient to my hotel, and there are so many different types of Chinese guys there.  Do you know, if I'm visiting for 10 days, I usually go there every evening...??!!  The place is packed every night...!!

Fag 1:   Every evening..??!! My God...!! are you that horny...??!!

Fag 2:  Yes, I really like Chinese cock and I'm excited to try the Mainland Chinese guys to suck and fuck.  I speak Mandarin and I find that some of the younger Chinese guys - you know, the ones in their 20s and 30s - really appreciate it when an older white man can talk to them in Mandarin.  I've sucked a lot of Chinese cocks because of my Mandarin...!!

Fag 1:   Ah....so you have double oral skills....!! You really are Bi-lingual....!!  To me, I find it comfortable to be around average-looking middle aged Asians.  I'm not much to look at, I don't go to the gym, so I wouldn't fit in to the other saunas where the athletic guys go. I'm a bottom and the younger guys seem to go for their own athletic types.  I don't get much attention from the young types, although I wish I did, but I get a lot of attention from the middle aged Chinese in Galaxy, so I'm happy to let them fuck me or I suck them in the Steam Room.  It fulfills my needs.

Fag 2:  You know, it's funny........The place looks crummy and could be smartened up, but that hasn't stopped the people from coming in.  I'm amazed how crowded it gets.  It's true most of the men are older and average-looking, but there are some younger Asians with nice bodies that also show up.  I get sooooo excited when I see them....!!  But some of them just run away from white men......

Fag 1:   It is so sad when that happens.  Many times I wish I had a young Chinese boyfriend in this city......I come here often and wish I had someone to cuddle overnight in my hotel room.  It gets lonely as one gets older.......and I have lots of love and affection to give, as well as being a good bottom.  But many of the younger ones don't want to know.....they just want their own types....I am very gentle and caring.....

Fag 2:   You must not give up hope.  Perhaps one day some young Asian man will see the goodness in your heart - and fuck your brains out too....!!

Fag 1:  That would be heaven for me....!!

[Both fags die laughing.....].

FuelMix exits Stage Left.

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Hutong Sauna 9

2/F Kar Wong Building
639 - 645 Shanghai Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Argyle Station, Exit A2

Tel: 2396 9595
Web: Hutong Sauna
Open 24 hours   

We were informed this morning by our friendly GAM on the street that, based on his multiple visits, Hutong's notorious door policy allegedly based on body shape, looks and ethnicity.........has gone.

While gym fit local Chinese remain the bulk of the traffic, Mainland Chinese have shown up there, as well as chubs, Fuglies and whites.  According to our source, the place gets packed, pretty much throughout the day.

Corroboration or rebuttal of the above, welcome.

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Republishing Blog Posts

UPDATED 12 APRIL 2017

Received from a reader:

"Hello, I found your blog some weeks ago and read part of it (and will read the rest as well).

I wonder: why do you republish articles? Sure, most of it is worth reading again, but this can be done by browsing the archive." 

FuelMix says:

1.   From the detailed web stats, we can tell which individual postings are getting the most attention. 

2.   Some viewers limit themselves to reading a number of current postings only, without referring to the archives.

3.   Some viewers, out of habit, are going to certain series like "Gay Sauna Review" or "Gay Sauna Etiquette" or "Talking to Adam" without realizing that there is much more in the blog that they could explore.  They might have come via word of mouth, or pursuant to a comment from another website recommending a certain subject area that the blog covers. Republishing a blog post triggers curiosity.

4.   The archived posts are checked periodically for relevance, style and content. It's what we do to critique our own work.  Some get deleted.  Many have held up well over time and continue to be relevant.

5.   Since so many archived posts continue to be relevant, they can be updated with new information and commentary. We're quite happy to let readers know when a blog post was originally published and when it was amended and republished. It adds to the dynamic nature of the blog - just as readers update us with gay sauna reviews.

6.   The recent surge in republished posts - with or without amendments -  is a means of announcing that readers  might wish to deepen and broaden the way in which they interact with the blog. Human nature being what it is, people will usually only read something if it's put right in front of them.

7.   Going forward, the intention is to republish posts more frequently - and more aggressively.

8.   Some websites that we admire, frequently reposition and republish their posts for greater visibility, impact or relevance. We like what they do, as it allows us to spot content that we previously missed or just scrolled over not realizing how good it was, or just weren't in the mood to read at that time.

9.   From our own reading habits, we found that republished posts were a value-added component.

Trust that clarifies it for you.  Thank you for the question.

Originally published 6 November 2011
Amended and republished 15 December 2013 | 18 April 2014 | 12 April 2017

Self Help

Having trouble becoming an independently thinking gay man....(vs. being Faggtory's PC bitch...)??

Need help implanting your own guidance system...? A visualization exercise perhaps...?

Look no further than the 1968 puppet cult classic, Joe 90. Created by the legendary Gerry Anderson (who also created the 1960s puppet hit programmes Fireball XL5, Stingray, Thunderbirds and Captain Scarlet & The Mysterons) little blond kid Joe Maclaine, uses his Dad's scientific wizardry to be mentally implanted with any specialist knowledge he requires to attain total mastery of his next secret agent mission.

The series was set in the future, specifically from the year 2012 onwards.........

Tangerine coloured, spherical electronic spinning cage, rainbow coloured strobes, kid in a trance, retro ambience and an uber-fabulous,  ABSOLUTELY UNFORGETTABLE catchy opening track......the whole get-up screams.....GAY....!!!!!

Hard to believe this stuff is nearly 50 years old:




The iconic main track of Joe 90 evolved into a hugely popular Club Mix in the 80s and 90s - and is considered one of the finest Club Mixes around. Clean, Classy, Uncluttered, it'll have ya tripping and stomping (with or without the meth).

Write to FuelMix fuelinjectedmale@live.hk for the link to the Club Mix.
Subject Line: Joe 90 Club Mix Please

For White Boy In The West

An act of kindness from FuelMix:

The book has just been published and is available from Amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00JJX2KZM/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B00JJX2KZM&linkCode=as2&tag=charleshughsm-20

We've read Charles Hugh Smith's other stuff.  He's good.  Like FuelMix, he talks sense - and like FuelMix, he doesn't mince his words.

We also suggest white boy, that you go and carefully read what we've written under the label, Finance and Fags. We've laid out a macro picture of life in the West that appears to be unfolding on cue.  We're not bragging, we're just telling you.

(Would you also stop advertising on Craigslist M2M Asian pages, saying how badly you want to leave your countries, move across the world and be looked after by a rich Asian........)

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Chinese Moneyboy Scam 5

We're again hearing anecdotal reports of how white tourists and local GAMs are being ripped off by Mainland Chinese Moneyboys operating here in Very Rich Megacity. The reports dovetail with what we've written in this series.

If a reader is inclined to hire a Mainland Chinese Moneyboy, we suggest reading the following:
Chinese Moneyboy Scam 1
Chinese Moneyboy Scam 2
Chinese Moneyboy Scam 3
Chinese Moneyboy Scam 4

As we said before, we don't claim to have the definitive story. But if it saves a person cash, and more importantly, avoids the risk of theft and physical harm, the uploaded posts might be a good prior investment of your time before reaching for your mobile phone............

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Suck You Off, White Boy? 5

In an earlier posting in this series, we highlighted the proposal contained in the 2014 - 2015 Budget for the United Kingdom whereby Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs could suck cash out of anyone's bank account for unpaid tax that they alleged was due and owing.

It turns out that this proposal was buried deep in the Budget, in 2 paragraphs.  Presumably those who drafted it, hoped it would go un-noticed.

Apparently not..........it's now been noticed by British politicians, charities and banks** in the Nanny Kingdom who predictably expressed alarm that there were no adequate safeguards or oversight.

Gasp...!! Could it be that the white sheeple are waking up....?  Would it be too much to suggest that burying this proposal so deep in the Budget was.........you know.....sneaky...?

We'll kick back and watch.

**  (We find it ironic that the banks would be squealing because they too have quietly prepared plans for deposit confiscation via the  Cyprus Template in the event of a bank insolvency.  These plans have been orchestrated by the European Central Bank, The Bank of England and the United States Federal Reserve System and cover UK, Ireland, USA, Canada, Europe, Australia and New Zealand. Hence our suspicion that it will be white boy who'll be sucked off first).

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Action Sauna 15

1/F Overseas Building,
417 - 421 Hennessy Road
Causeway Bay
Hong Kong
MTR:  Causeway Bay, Exit B

Telephone: 2893 7027

Note:   NOT open 24 hours, except on weekends. 
Call to confirm opening times. 
Staff speak English.


5 months since his last visit (see Action Sauna 14), FuelMix dropped in on a Friday evening - and ran straight into a smiling, fully dressed female hanging around the locker area.  Turns out the nice lady was from an AIDS organization and was there to dispense safe sex advice and condoms.

And the clientele.....? A motley collection of mildly fugly whites in their 30s, 40s and 50s (Central Escalator style, so enough said...), an assortment of local GAMs in their 20s and 30s, some gymmish-built, also seen at ABC, but laden with Action's notorious attitude that we all know and loathe......and a minor infestation of Mainland Chinese in their 30s. Nothing to look at.

Seriously, it's hard to enthuse about this place, because it has such a peculiar vibe. Truthfully, there's no shortage of people coming through the door, but there's a pitiful shortage of hotties that would turn FuelMix's crank.

It's a place where most of the action happens in the darkest corners of the Dark Room. Standing up in groups.  And that totally pisses FuelMix off.  The contrast between the dark walls and pale skins of barely visible GAMs or GWMs huddled together, looks like a National Geographic documentary of blind, translucent, undulating deep-sea creatures that never see the sunlight.

Perhaps FuelMix is too visual and too much of an exhibitionist.  He likes to see and be seen.  Perhaps he needs therapy.

That was FuelMix's cue to leave. 

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Dim Lights & Dim Wits

First Encounter 

Sitting quietly at the University of Fag Bar (pending accreditation), FuelMix was accosted by a bald white fag with the face of a mule. He was an obvious tourist who had spent the last half hour cruising local gay chat rooms from the Bar’s complimentary desktop. Apparently he’d met with no success. 

“You looking to fuck?” was fag’s opening line. 

“No”, said FuelMix annoyed at the intrusion, “why..?” 

“Coz you have that whole ‘I’m-looking-for-a-fuck’ thing goin’ on” replied the fag, slightly agitated. 

“I’m just chillin..’” responded FuelMix coolly, attempting to keep the whole thing low key. 

“Yeah right..!!”, persisted the fag, “you could be fun to fuck..!!” 

“What makes you think I’m a bottom?” asked FuelMix. 

“Coz you look like one, man..!” trumpeted the fag. 

“What makes you think you look like a top?” snapped FuelMix 

Fag stared at FuelMix momentarily and backed off.

Second Encounter 

A few moments later, a bearded, hairy, middle aged white fag with too much bling sidled up to FuelMix purring compliments. Said fag was admiring FuelMix’s well muscled bod and offered a blow job back at his hotel. 

“By the way”, purred the fag, “I’m just so fascinated by your looks! Where are you from originally?”

FuelMix told him. 

“Oh! I’ve met some really hot dudes from there!” exclaimed the fag and then proceeded to identify a country somewhat west of FuelMix’s point of origin. 

OK, FuelMix has frequently been taken for being from that part of the world too, but there’s a world of difference between that and being patently clueless as to the correct location of a country. 

“Don’t tell me….let me guess….you’re from God’s Own Country, right?” said FuelMix 

“Wow!” beamed the fag, “how could you tell?’ 

“You have no idea” muttered FuelMix to himself. 

“So, can I get my hungry mouth all over that delicious cock of yours and swallow a hot load?” enquired the fag. 

“Only with a condom” replied FuelMix, “you can swallow my load when I pull it off just before I cum” 

“Wha…?” said the fag incredulously “you don’t get AIDS from sucking, dude! That’s just overkill!” 

“Yeah but you can get other stuff from sucking”, said FuelMix. 

“But you’re the Top! What do YOU have to worry about?” screeched the fag, “it’s my throat!” 

“It’s my cock isn’t it...? I’ll worry about it if I want to”, retorted FuelMix. 

“What if I told you I’m totally clean?” enquired the fag, attempting to negotiate. 

“What if I told you I could walk on water?” responded FuelMix. 

“Well I can’t produce anything by right now way of proof!” snapped the fag. 

“I can produce a condom anytime”, said FuelMix and left.

Originally published 18 October 2011 (or was it earlier.....?? we might have screwed up on dates)
Republished 10 April 2014


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Horror Movies

No one has yet satisfactorily explained to FuelMix the logic backing the bizarre practice of screening str8 porn in a gay sauna.

FuelMix has seen this phenomenon popping up here in Very Rich Megacity and had noticed it before in other cities. Truth be told, it’s frankly unnerving. What FuelMix assumed to be a comic novelty in a stream of gay porn, has turned into a marquee item with its own billing. In other words, they just won’t turn the damn thing off.

As urbane as FuelMix likes to think he is, there is a surprising feeling of fundamental personal violation upon padding into the video room in the sauna to be greeted by a soprano-pitched whore with neon coloured acrylic nails, costume jewellery and false eyelashes screaming, “Uhh yeah!!......fuck my pussy!”………and then the camera pans to a rear view of some muscular hunk wearing a mask, or worse, some grunting middle aged paunchy john.

FuelMix assumed that the video room in a gay sauna was the place to keep your genital engines running, a place where a different kind of cruising technique, body language and looks could snag Monsieur Right-Now, either right there or by captivating him into following you out of there and down the corridor.

And with cruising being so hard on the feet, the fag has to sit somewhere other than the TV lounge (which, here in Very Rich Megacity, is perilously close to that other cottage industry – the Karaoke Room).

So what is FuelMix to make out of this propensity to peddle labia as an integral part of gay in-house entertainment? Back in those days when he was still middle class, FuelMix recalls traveling Economy and when the dinner trolley finally arrived at Row 53, the chirpy flight attendant announced that they were all out of meat, but there was still fish. The thing was plonked in front of him and it was neither appetizing nor satisfying.

Ditto with clit porn.

It’s been said that the gay sauna is the great social leveller. Agreed. Cocks from all walks of life end up there. And some may be, or believe themselves to be, str8 to within an acceptable margin of error. But by consciously showing up at a man2man arena and slipping off the wedding ring, it can be safely assumed that pussy is not currently on the “To Do” list.

So why is it being broadcast? To remind them of what they’re missing? To stoke the fires of guilt? To aid in their self-justification that watching clit porn in a gay sauna is OK and that they’re not really gay, but just playing with other guys whom might, or might not, be gay?

Is the emergence of clit porn in gay saunas a form of social engineering? Is there an attempt to manipulate gays and heteros into pan-sexuals thereby rendering obsolete such quaint labels as “gay” “str8” and “bisexual”?

FuelMix is truly annoyed and baffled.

Originally published 29 November 2008.  
Republished 9 April 2012   |   2 April 2014

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When Bisexuality Is Moot

FuelMix always finds white English fags pathetically entertaining. Nothing beats the sheer depth of phobic, tortured, sexual self - suppression that is the emotional hallmark of a deeply closeted, miserably misogynistic, but oh-so-stiff-upper-lipped English fag. 

And so it was, that FuelMix found himself next to one perched at the University of Fag Bar (pending accreditation). The elderly white English fag leered at FuelMix in that peculiar post-colonial way: a combination of lust, loss and bafflement. 

Finally, the fag’s stiff upper lip crumbled. In that strangled English accent typical of the gentry, he leaned towards FuelMix, apologized for being so forward and observed that FuelMix did not look gay.

Asked what he was looking for, fag said that he liked to study people to figure out if they were gay. He had no faith in his “gaydar”, claiming it was too mystical and he preferred to analyze. 

He stated that his analytical technique was a substitute for sex – which he hadn’t had in 15 years on the basis that sex was too physically dangerous, what will all the diseases and stuff, and since he was bisexual, he didn’t wish to be found out. 

FuelMix could barely control his laughter. Going to such lengths to protect one’s reputation and genitals, was certainly admirable. The problem was the fag was now living in his head, engaging in chronic mental masturbation and a bisexual fantasy which he claimed was orientation-analysis. 

The look of incredulity must have been evident on FuelMix’s exotic features. The fag proffered an apology, hoping he hadn’t offended. 

“Not at all”, replied FuelMix, swivelling off the bar stool. “We are highly amused”. 

Originally published 19 August 2007.  

Amended and Republished 27 March 2012  |  2 April 2014

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Suck You Off, White Boy? 4

White boy's (accelerating) introduction to financial fellatio continues with the news that the Nanny Kingdom's 2014 - 2015 Budget, allows Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs to:

1. DIRECTLY access individual bank accounts to recover unpaid tax of 1,000.00 Pounds or more;
2. DIRECTLY access individual bank accounts to recover tax credit debts of 1,000.00 Pounds or more;

-if the Debtor has the means to pay and has been contacted multiple times by HMRC to pay.

All it requires to trigger this is a few demand letters, maybe a few phone calls and then.....HMRC go straight to the individual's bank and suck the cash which they claim they're owed. No court order and still unclear what safeguards exist to prevent abuse.

Wakey, wakey white faggot........prick up your ears, open your eyes and take that crack pipe out of your mouth.  Wake up and smell the coffee 'coz something's brewing.  You're now at risk on 2 fronts: 

1. confiscated deposits in the event of bank insolvency in the West (the Cyprus template); AND
2. confiscated bank deposits in the West based on alleged tax liability and failure to pay;

Guess you'll have to stash your rentboy earnings in one of the teddy bears that still sits on your bed....?......'coz we just know what this will lead to.........an underground cash only - or barter - economy in an attempt to evade the Government and the banksters.

Life is gonna get real interesting in the West.

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