Red, White And F. U.

Hey fags........ever wondered why there's a ton of guys from God's Own Country lurking on the usual Loser Sites.......errr.....sorry......we mean those online and App powered fora where penises in varying degrees of resolution, are hung out to dry....?

The average left-brained fag will say this is because God's Own  Country is geographically large and has several cities in which fags are particularly concentrated.  All true, but that's only a partial explanation.  FuelMix will say:

• The unemployment rate in God's Own Country continues to climb despite statistical manipulations and political posturing;
• There are the "shadow statistics" of those who have simply given up looking for work and have dropped out of the official statistics. In other words, they don't exist;
• There are the rising numbers of those in part-time jobs, effectively with no benefits.  That means that full time employment in the Land of the Deluded And The Foreclosed is getting harder to find. 

It's a fair bet that fags in God's Own Country fall into all 3 of the above categories (It's probably also true that a large number of fags comprise the 46 million plus that are on food stamps).  This means an increase in fags with large amounts of time on their hands, subsidized groceries and the attention span of a rubber band.

Does this mean that fags in God's Own Country will increase their chances of a hookup on Manhunt or Grindr? Nah.  Why.....?

• the fag doesn't have the bus fare;
• the fag doesn't have the subway fare;
• the fag doesn't have the gas money;
• the fag doesn't have the rent;
• the fag is sharing an apartment 'coz he can't afford his own
• the fag is hoping the other guy will offer to buy him a drink
• the fag's priority is escapism - surfing on his mobile phone, speed dialing his dealer, texting the other losers errr.....his friends, scraping up the admission fee for the After Party, cruising in the park, hitting the sauna, getting a hit with poppers........you get the picture.  

Despite the hype, the online hookup sites remain a distraction and a diversion.  Chances are the fag in God's Own Country is already multi-tasking on his smart phone shuffling between Grindr, Porn, Facebook, Voicemail and CNN. Hell, he may even claim to be looking for a job.

What it means for fags in God's Own Country is this:

• Tons of non-productive activity during the day;
• Cruising, Porn and JO - perhaps some hookups;
• The undendiable emergence of the economically disadvantaged and growing Faggot Underclass - a brand new meaning to the abbreviations F. U. - and a category that covers all age groups.  Don't expect Lamestream Gay Media to talk about this phenomenon in any meaningful way.  How could they?  They are fully dependent on advertising revenue that's more important than objective reporting. They're still crowing 90s style about the west-centric Power of the Pink Dollar, despite growing evidence that the Fag Penny is impotent - and that it will be the Fag Powered Yuan-linked currencies of Asia that are throwing the lifestyle bucks around regionally.

It boggles FuelMix's pretty head how fags in God's Own Country are squealing for Gay Marriage when the reality is many cannot support themselves.  Oh wait.....maybe that's WHY they're squealing so loudly for Gay Marriage.  It wouldn't be a relationship of equals..........it would be one of chronic co-dependency supplemented by government subsidy.  

Seriously, those fags who have yet been too stupid to read the series Finance and Fags and Fag Future 2011 - 2020, need to get a grip.......on something other than their smart phones and genitals  - because this scenario of an economically disadvantaged Faggot Underclass is gonna hit the EuroTrash too, big time.

Update 28 March 2013:  It already has..................

Originally published 5 June 2012.  Amended and Republished 28 March 2013. 

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