If It Comes To It

Here’s the latest craze in online stupidity from even more stupid fags.  FuelMix has been spotting this frequently. The ad goes like this:

“28 year old VGL  [stats] looking for blah blah no strings hook up. If it comes to it I’ll suck" [ or, “if it comes to it” I’m a bottom ]

If it comes to it??  Hey idiot, aren’t you the one hanging out your dick looking for an ejaculation?  Do you know what the actual message of your ad is?  Here.....

I’m a jaded fag. My stats may or may not be true.  My addiction to online ads (evidenced by the constant bumping of my ad to the top courtesy of the “Renew” button), is matched only by my chemical addictions.  

At the best of times, I don’t expect a response and if I do get some, chances are high that the correspondence will abort and I’ll get pissed off.  My actual hookup rate is low-to-non-existent.  In my drug-fucked, semi-comatose state, it’s hard for me to get excited about actually meeting someone even though I’m constantly contradicting myself by putting out an ad that whines for exactly that.  

My utter lack of commitment is brilliantly shown by inserting those words of abject failure:  “if it comes to it” -  ‘coz I know it never will.

Yeah, good one, fag.  Where d'ya learn to cover your ass?  From a hedge fund manager?  Their asses are being kicked right now - and in this blog, so is yours.

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