Principles of Faggotry 13

1.   The best drafted and most outrageous fag ads on Craigslist inevitably get posted in the early hours of the morning.  Chances are the fag is flying on something.  However lucid the ad appears, the prospects of a hookup are zero.  That's because any other fag high at 2:30am, seeing an ad put up at 2:14am, is physically incapable of getting from A to B 'coz he's also too drug fucked.

2.   So why do fags upload their early morning ads? It's not the hookup they're after - it's the bragging rights that come with sustaining a marathon high.  The ad is just a marker to let the other fags know they're still slamming.

3.   Sort of like penis envy, only with more disastrous results.

Originally published 15 March 2010
Republished 21 August 2014 | 1 October 2016

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