Central Escalator 4

2nd Floor, Cheung Hing Commercial Building, 

37 Cochrane Street,

Central, 

Hong Kong

MTR: Central or Hong Kong Station
 

Tel: 2581 9951

Easy way to find it: above 7 Eleven and opposite Park N Shop supermarket.


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The Little Towel

FuelMix would like to point out something he finds pretty annoying about this gay auna: their policy of “small towel day”. This is when a fag shows up, pays the entrance fee and, instead of a regular sized towel, gets a little towel, about the size of a napkin.

The concept behind it is to ramp up the sexual tension. In practice, it backfires (no pun intended). CE attracts hordes of whites. Some of them are neither good looking, nor in great shape. The place is narrow to begin with. Many whites are wide, ugly and sexually aggressive. A napkin-sized towel just doesn’t cut it. There are some people who are built to walk around naked. And there are some who aren’t.

Before FuelMix starts getting hate mail from outraged fags accusing him of white-bashing (an unlikely prospect, since this blog does not allow anonymous comments), let’s get a few things clear: FuelMix has nothing against whites (other than finding them ignorant and easily addicted). Secondly, there’s no shortage of ugly skinny chinks in CE,for whom a napkin sized towel only accentuates just how ugly and skinny they are.

But FuelMix’s main complaint about “small towel day” is that it’s a money-making grab. Knowing that the napkin sized towel is clearly inadequate, a fag who requests a regular sized towel, has to pay an additional 5 bucks.

For what? Just to dry off properly?  When the rest of the week they're simply handed over? Give the fags a break. Your sauna is small, tight, narrow and overpriced. There are only 4 itty-bitty little cubicles to play in and the place is perpetually damp and not aesthetically pleasing.

FuelMix decided a while back to give the place the brush-off. They aren’t the only ones in town.

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