Going With The (Blood) Flow

"This is a pure medieval method and a huge violation of the individual’s right to privacy,"

------Cecilia Malmstroem, EU Home Affairs Commissioner reported in “EU criticizes Prague again over phallometry, wants explanation”, Prague Daily Monitor, 18 May 2011

In case fags weren’t aware of it, phallometry is the measurement of blood flow in the penis.  It’s alleged that this is used to measure the reaction to porn by men who claim asylum in the Czech Republic on the grounds that they’re fags.  The EU isn’t happy about it.

Let’s just think about this:

There’s no shortage of fakes passing themselves off as “gay” just to get asylum.  See what FuelMix wrote in the post, How Gay Do You Want It?

A bureaucrat is a dumb fuck individual, looking for some “objective” method to assess sexual credibility.  Brain hormone testing is an alternative, but phallometry is cheaper and quicker.

Fags are notorious liars.

Many fags have an exhibitionist streak in them.

Phallometry is a scene right out of  gay porn. For example:

• Fag goes to a “doctor” for “testing”;
• College dude shows up at the “campus doctor” for a “physical”;
• Gay guy goes for an interview at the office, gets the hots for “the boss”;
• “str8 dude” is sleeping on the couch and “fag” crawls up to him and starts blowing him. “Str8 dude” starts getting horny and “discovers” he likes getting serviced by another man;
• Older “gay man” seduces younger “str8 jock” through conversation, body worship and oral;
• 2 young jocks start trash talking. One is gay and starts steering the conversation to see how turned on the “str8” one gets.  The size of the bulge is everything;
• Locker room jocks comparing muscles after their workout;

In real life whether out on the street, on the subway, in the supermarket, in the airport, in the gym or in the office, fags are constantly phallometric testing each other.  What about intense eye contact, rubbing their crotches, licking their lips, brushing up against the other guy, stroking his arm and his shoulders in “casual” conversation, complimenting the guy’s body and muscles, staring at his crotch and his ass…….??  Is a fag seriously gonna say that isn't about getting the blood flowing to the cock - and the sooner the better?

If in real life the other dude isn’t receptive to the fag’s overtures, couldn’t any of the above also constitute a violation of the individual right to privacy?  Get out of my space, so to speak?

What about fags who wear cock rings?  Isn’t that phallometric testing?

What about fags doing Viagra to show off their erection? Isn’t that phallometric testing?

Fag culture pioneered not wearing underwear under jeans and cut off shorts.  It’s fag culture that pioneered padded underwear so that the crotch would bulge even more.  For what?  Oh yeah……. the illusion of phallometric testing – and bragging.

For the record, FuelMix is NOT condoning the use of phallometry in asylum applications.  He’s simply putting it into the context of a fag’s usual behavior – which is mirrored in gay porn.

While the EU’s concern might be well intentioned, in the context of Faggotry it is mis-directed.  As body conscious as a fag is, he’s only too ready and willing to drop his pants if it’s gonna help his case - whether for cruising, looking for ass, or looking for asylum.

FUEL INJECTED MALE 5 YEARS 2006 - 2011
Copyright 2011 FuelMix All Rights Reserved  

Central Escalator 10

2nd Floor, Cheung Hing Commercial Building, 

37 Cochrane Street,

Central, 

Hong Kong

MTR: Central or Hong Kong Station
 

Tel: 2581 9951

Easy way to find it: above 7 Eleven and opposite Park N Shop supermarket.

With about 20 peeps there one afternoon,  FuelMix assumed there might be something worth sampling from the carnal delicatessen, but no………..*sigh*.

Instead he observed the demographics in the interests of blog research:

There were urban professionals of all ages obviously AWOL, lying to their secretaries while keeping a handle on the In Tray by hooking their cell phones under their necks as they undressed.

There were stupidly tattooed Western tourists cruising hard.

There were the neighbourhood Caucasian fags.  They never stray very far coz SoHo is their ghetto.  They’re the ones with the jaded look in their eyes coz they probably drop into CE every week and chain-smoke in the toilets.

Then there were the Orientals:

1. the excited locals looking for anything pale / old / hairy;
2. the excited locals looking for a  30 something white office professional;
3. the Mainland Chinese who can’t believe how small the place is;
4. the Bananas who think that wearing a baseball cap in the shower is…….hot ??

Go if you must and if you’re white, you probably will. They feel safe there.  It’s the only gay sauna in Very Rich Megacity where the Potato Queens give them a modicum of respect.  

If it’s variety you want, you might get it.

If it’s hotness you need, forget it.

FUEL INJECTED MALE 5 YEARS 2006 - 2011
Copyright 2011 FuelMix All Rights Reserved  

How Meth Destroys The Body

There'll be no shortage of fags rolling their eyes when reading the title of this post.  Chances are they'll tune out and move on.  As FuelMix has previously observed, fags have the attention span of a rubber band.

Those looking for an education, prior to looking at themselves in the mirror, should click on the PBS website and seriously ponder How Meth Destroys The Body.

FUEL INJECTED MALE 5 YEARS 2006 - 2011
Copyright 2011 FuelMix All Rights Reserved  

Asia's Sin Cities

This is kinda fun and worth reading for the giggle value.  The 7 deadly sins applied to 7 Asian cities courtesy of Asia’s most sinful cities CNNGo 20 April 2011.

1. Gluttony – Taipei, Taiwan;
2. Sloth – Seoul, South Korea;
3. Pride – Manila, Philippines;
4. Greed – Shenzhen, China;
5. Lust – Tokyo, Japan;
6. Envy – New Delhi, India;
7. Wrath – Pyongyang, North Korea;

FUEL INJECTED MALE 5 YEARS 2006 - 2011
Copyright 2011 FuelMix All Rights Reserved  

Butt Plug

Whoa.............FuelMix doesn't usually take those ads on Craigslist's M2M page for Very Rich Megacity seriously.

Butt..........this is a seriously good ass............

Galaxy Sauna 10

5th Floor, Harilela Mansion
81 Nathan Road Tsim Sha Tsui
Kowloon,
Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui Station, Exit C2

Tel: 2366 - 0629 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting              2366 - 0629      end_of_the_skype_highlighting begin_of_the_skype_highlighting              2366 - 0629      end_of_the_skype_highlighting
No website that FuelMix knows of

From a reader: 

Also visited Galaxy across the street from [ABC Sauna] 14.00-15.00 that same day [10 April 2011]

At least 50 people there at that time...  I was easly the youngest person there by 20 years! There was nobody under 55... ..

That said is was still very very cruisy with some very insistent guys there....... if you are into the more mature man......

FuelMix says:  

Pretty much sums up Galaxy. 

The place is getting massive amounts of Mainland Chinese guys on the older side - many of whom must be married.  It's cheap, welcoming and dirty.  For many late starters, it's the perfect introduction to the alternative world.  But Fugly is the order of the day.

FUEL INJECTED MALE 5 YEARS 2006 - 2011
Copyright 2011 FuelMix All Rights Reserved  

ABC Sauna 11

6/F Cheong Hing Building, 

72 Nathan Road, 

Tsim Sha Tsui, 

Kowloon, Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui

Tel: 2301 - 4500

Received from a reader this morning:

Hi FuelMix

Just to add to the other recent comments on ABC Sauna.......I was there on Sunday April 10th @ approx 3.30 p.m.  There were 4 other people there at that time... 3 non-remarkable Chinese and 1 Thai or Filipino muscular guy.

[The reader also made comments on Galaxy Sauna]

Keep up the good work and thanks for the instructions in helping me find CE, Alexander, Galaxy and ABC on my recent visit!

FUEL INJECTED MALE 5 YEARS 2006 - 2011
Copyright 2011 FuelMix All Rights Reserved    

ABC Sauna 10

6/F Cheong Hing Building, 

72 Nathan Road, 

Tsim Sha Tsui, 

Kowloon, Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui

Tel: 2301 - 4500

From a reader:

Hi FuelMix

I read your previous review of ABC Sauna on a Sunday afternoon so I decided to drop in at that time too on 1 May 2011. There were lots of people there including GWMs.  The guys were pretty average and very little interacting with each other.  Most were just wandering around and around and there was lots of attitude.

I'm a GWM and didn't get any action.  In fact the GWMs left pretty quickly. I was disappointed with this place.

FuelMix says:

HHmmm........seems ABC Sauna's vibe can vary dramatically.  In earlier reviews of this place FuelMix was not impressed either. Perhaps that Sunday afternoon that FuelMix went there, the vibe was an aberration. 

Pity. 

Given its great location in Tsim Sha Tsui,  FuelMix was kinda hoping this place would have the vibe of its gay sister, Alexander - at least on a Sunday anyway.  Thanks for the update.

FUEL INJECTED MALE 5 YEARS 2006 - 2011

Copyright 2011 FuelMix All Rights Reserved  

Would Real (Gay) Men Cuddle ?

They've been around for a while now - Cuddle Parties.  They have Rules:  a pyjama dress code, no alcohol and drugs; no fashionably latecomers, the absolute right to decline a cuddle invitation, no sex and Certified Cuddle Party Facilitators.

FuelMix has also seen ads for Gay Cuddle Parties but wasn't able to find hardcore follow up comments about them. Did anyone show up?  Did they just degenerate into a fuck-fest?  Did fags throw hissy fits when the hottie they wanted to cuddle said "No thanks" ? Was it just a bunch of socially rejected Poz fags or gay sauna losers seeking tactile commiseration?

In principle, FuelMix likes the idea of exploring All-Male Intimacy - so long as it doesn't turn into a gabfest where your cuddle partner is vomiting all his emotional baggage and asking for Kleenex to blow his nose and wipe his tears.

FuelMix thinks that a more silent, slightly quasi-sexual All-Male Intimate encounter, where kissing, stroking and nibbling are allowed might even be healthy.  The Rules seem about right - although FuelMix doesn't like the strict pyjama dress code.  For gay men, the option of going shirtless should be given as well as the option to wear boxer shorts, briefs and jockstraps?  Too sexy?  Too risque?

Strictly no fetish wear though. (FuelMix is not into cuddling a shirtless dude in boxer shorts and a gas mask).

So what does the inside of a Cuddle Party look like?  Check out this video from BoingBoing entitled "Inside A Cuddle Party"........Hugs, squeezes, kisses, nuzzling, back massages, neck rubs, stroking..........all good...............

Why they would advertise it with a guy sucking on a woman's toes defies belief.

SHRIMPING ??!!  OMG...........isn't THAT a sexual activity ??!!  Your not so humble blogger is now truly confused -  but curiously excited.

FUEL INJECTED MALE 5 YEARS 2006 - 2011
Copyright 2011 FuelMix All Rights Reserved  

Action Sauna 7

1/F Overseas Building,
417 - 421 Hennessy Road
Causeway Bay
Hong Kong
MTR:  Causeway Bay, Exit B

Telephone: 2893 7027
Note:   NOT open 24 hours, except on weekends. Call to confirm opening times 

Well fags, since it's not gonna be believed coming from anybody else, it might as well be swallowed from FuelMix.  Showing up at Action Sauna on a Wednesday evening just after 5:30 pm, FuelMix was initially dismayed to note that (counting himself), there were only 3 people there.

Then the place started filling up - fast.  A couple of hours later, FuelMix counted 38 people.  Most were office chinks in their 20s and 30s plus 5 whites, 1 Korean, 2 niggas and some Eurasians.

Niggas should think twice before heading to Action Sauna.........this place has black lockers, black floors, black walls and THE blackest Dark Room area.  Putting a nigga in that Dark Room is an accident waiting to happen.  Sure enough, some chink crashed into a nigga propped up against a partition in a really dark alcove and a ceiling panel fell onto the heads of chinks on the other side of it. There was much squealing.

And speaking of squealing, the 3 staff on duty were totally Fem - so Fem that they referred to each other as "mui mui" (Cantonese for "little sister").  One of them was really into the art of customer service and if you were hot **ahem** then each time the towel was surrendered to him in order to enter the Dark Area, he'd suck cock for a few seconds.  Same deal on the way out when retrieving the towel.

Was the crowd hot?  Not really.  FuelMix was surprised to see just how many showed up.  There were some dregs from the now defunct Towel Club and a few from Alexander.  Overall they were pretty average and certainly not the muscleguys  that Towel Club would attract or that Alexander is capable of attracting. 

FuelMix hears that Thursday evenings and weekends are rumored to attract a muscular crowd at Action Sauna.  If a reader has  first hand experience of this, write to the blog.

FUEL INJECTED MALE 5 YEARS 2006 - 2011
Copyright 2011 FuelMix All Rights Reserved  

Fiscal Drag

Definition:  when inflation and higher earnings pull a person into a higher progressive tax bracket. From the government’s point of view, it increases tax revenues.

…….except that ain’t the tax drag that FuelMix is writing about…….

In Karachi, Pakistan, tax revenues have slumped so badly that lateral thinking kicked in.  The local government hired Drag Queens to show up at the premises of delinquent tax payers with the object of embarrassing them into coughing up the cash.  CNN reported this on 15 April 2011 in the story, Pakistan's tribe of "transgender" tax collectors.

The Drag Queens carry official government ID and strut right into the unsuspecting delinquent’s home or office.  They then break into a flamboyant lecture or a song and dance routine, all with the intent of attracting maximum attention to the hapless delinquent.  It also serves as a warning to anyone else who catches the flaming tirade, that they could be next.

FuelMix thinks this is a great idea.  A tad suicidal, but still a great idea.  Think about it.  In urban faggotry, Drag Queens have raised money for years in charity benefits held at gay bars and clubs. Why shouldn’t they be used as tax collectors?  The transition from requesting donations to demanding payment is utterly seamless for a Drag Queen whose stage persona is all about being in your face.

As Western countries inexorably go bankrupt while inflation and tax rates hike, Drag Queens might be the only ones who can say, “Show me the money”.

(So why Malaysia is sending Fem boys to "anti-gay" boot camp when they could be trained as future government employees, boggles FuelMix's pretty, but masculine, head).
FUEL INJECTED MALE 5 YEARS 2006 - 2011
Copyright 2011 FuelMix All Rights Reserved     

Central Escalator 9

2nd Floor, Cheung Hing Commercial Building, 

37 Cochrane Street,

Central, 

Hong Kong

MTR: Central or Hong Kong Station
 

Tel: 2581 9951

Easy way to find it: above 7 Eleven and opposite Park N Shop supermarket.

This came in from a reader yesterday:

Since I am an ex happy customer of the late Towel Club, I checked a few saunas. I am GWM..
Today, Central Escalator, which was a total shock, how can anyone suggest this place at all!?

Just some comments about CE:

- tiny space with about 4 private rooms ONLY
- those rooms cannot be locked properly, while fucking inside others can open the door from outside
- partition walls seem to be very instable
- in the rooms there is no paper, no condom and no lube
- extra towels are charged HK$5
- luckily I invited a date, the clientele is really bad
- on 2 of bout 5 TVs you can watch a cooking show

What the hell is this shit hole!? Extremely SUB-STANDARD....

Can anyone shut it down and get the old Towel Club back? haha...

Thanks!

FuelMix says:  

It's unfair to refer to the place as a "shithole".  That honour is currently taken by Galaxy.

For the record, FuelMix did not recommend the place in his previous post, Central Escalator 8.  He suggested the venue in response to a reader's very specific query.

The clientele varies depending on when you dropped in.  Agree that there can be some Fuglies - especially white ones.  Some of the tourists can be OK though.  Some may even be muscular - although it's been sometime since FuelMix saw any there - probably because he doesn't go there much.

You're right about the private rooms .  It's the main reason FuelMix doesn't like going there - PLUS the generally cramped feel of the premises.  Suggest you read all of FuelMix's reviews of CE, particularly Central Escalator 4 and Central Escalator 7.

The place has a loyal professional clientele because of its Central location.

Although CE is not on FuelMix's "A" List, he does respect the place and the management.  It is the longest running sauna in town and the staff are the friendliest in town.  To have lasted as long as they have, means that they're doing something right.

That being said, there are other saunas around town.

Copyright 2011 FuelMix All Rights Reserved  

 

Memo To Fags 12

To: Fags
From:  FuelMix

It's right for you to shower after each guy you've played with in the sauna - but you don't have to gel your hair each time afterwards.

That's just kinda........desperate.

Copyright 2011 FuelMix All Rights Reserved 

ABC Sauna 9

6/F Cheong Hing Building, 

72 Nathan Road, 

Tsim Sha Tsui, 

Kowloon, Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui

Tel: 2301 - 4500

What's this........??  Semi-drenched in a thunderstorm on a Sunday afternoon, FuelMix sought shelter in ABC and discovered the place was..............hopping..........and packed !!

GAMs in their 20s and 30s, some pretty muscular, white tourists of all ages (1 or 2 almost decent-looking), a few hot brown guys, a few Malaysians and Singaporeans, Mainland Chinese GAMs, nice looking Taiwanese guys, ugly Filipinos and a couple of Japs.

Everyone grinning and nodding at each other..........FuelMix got cruised twice while changing and a departing GAM who spied FuelMix undressing, slipped a fone number in FuelMix's underwear "for next time"..........huh? .....wha...??  No shortage of propositions and compliments. FuelMix got really good action in the rooms and in the Steam Room.

Afterwards, another muscular GAM cuddled FuelMix in the TV lounge as FuelMix munched the obligatory free bananas while hearing others make scathing criticisms of Double Sauna.  They alleged the place was over-hyped, allowed free entry to a certain "clique", ran an hypocritical and racist entry policy.  (Apparently the same guy who let them enter the first time, refused to let them in the 2nd and 3rd times claiming "membership was full").

Could it be that ABC is actually coming to life..........???  See also ABC Sauna 8.

Copyright 2011 FuelMix All Rights Reserved 

Crystal Meth - Just For Fags

The pretty complete guide to Crystal Meth and how it hits fags:

http://www.tweaker.org/
(Not for the squeamish)

Central Escalator 8

2nd Floor, Cheung Hing Commercial Building, 

37 Cochrane Street,

Central, 

Hong Kong

MTR: Central or Hong Kong Station
 

Tel: 2581 9951

Easy way to find it: above 7 Eleven and opposite Park N Shop supermarket.

This from a reader: 

Dear FuelMix

I’m a GWM in my 30s.  A few years ago my right leg was amputated below the knee and I wear a prosthetic leg.  I’m in good shape. I play sports and go to the gym.  I will be visiting Hong Kong and would like to know which gay sauna I could go to.  I like guys of all types and I can perform sexually but wonder if someone like me would be too hard to handle.

Could you make a recommendation or should I forget going to a sauna in Hong Kong?


FuelMix says: 

Since mobility isn't an issue, getting around town on the MTR subway should be a cinch.

There are 2 gay saunas you could consider: Central Escalator in SoHo, Hong Kong Island; and Alexander in Mong Kok on Kowloon side. Both have been extensively reviewed in the blog. Click on the links to read more.  Both attract a varied clientele. 

On balance, Central Escalator or "CE" as everyone here calls it, would be better suited to you:

• Gets guys from everywhere - locals, expatriates, foreigners, tourists; Some may be hot, some may be Fuglies;
• Staff there speak excellent English and there's lots of interaction between the staff and the customers;
• The customers there are pretty chatty too and likely to be more open-minded than the chink-infested looking-for-perfection places which FuelMix won't bother to name;
• Minimal attitude - since the space is so fuckin' small, it's hard to run and hide;
• Free snacks;
• Compact space (some would say "dinky");
• Once you're seen to be socially interacting, your chances of scoring sexually would probably increase;

Your physical state is no different to those carrying surgical scars or somebody wearing a leg brace - both of which FuelMix has seen in gay saunas around here.  It is what it is.  Provided you don't come across as a complete asshole there's no reason why anyone would get turned off, especially if the rest of you is in good shape.

Are you guaranteed to get action there? No.  A gay sauna is a casino.  You pay your money.  You take your chances like everyone else.

3 further points:

(1)  Sometimes CE has "Small Towel" Days.  It tends to attract hotter guys.  Call beforehand to find out when.  If clutching a small washcloth-sized towel might cause you embarrassment, you can always request a standard sized towel.  

(2)  CE is on the 2nd floor of Cheung Hing Commercial Building.  The steps are a tad steep, but you can also take the elevator.

(3)  Suggest you also read the posts for Alexander Sauna.
  
Copyright 2011 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

0101 Sauna

1st Floor, Kamly Court
61 Temple Street
Yau Ma Tei
Kowloon
Hong Kong

Apparently this place closed a few weeks ago.  It's no longer listed in the local fag rag and the phone number is not operating.

Galaxy Sauna 9

5th Floor, Harilela Mansion
81 Nathan Road Tsim Sha Tsui
Kowloon,
Hong Kong
MTR: Tsim Sha Tsui Station, Exit C2

Tel: 2366 - 0629 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting              2366 - 0629      end_of_the_skype_highlighting begin_of_the_skype_highlighting              2366 - 0629      end_of_the_skype_highlighting
No website that FuelMix knows of

FuelMix has been hearing from GAMs that Mainland Chinese moneyboys are running a mugging syndicate in Galaxy's premises.

It works like this:

The moneyboy cruises an unsuspecting fag (usually a skinny twink or an older guy), they go into a private room.  Just before the door closes, another 2 or 3 of the moneyboy's accomplices barge into the room and threaten the fag.. A knife may be pulled and the fag is forced to hand over his locker key.


One of the accomplices leaves the room, opens the fag's locker and his  wallet, specifically looking for the fag's bank ATM card and his ID card.  He returns the key to the fag, while slipping the fag's ATM card to the second accomplice.  The second accomplice gets dressed,  pays at the counter (in Galaxy a customer pays as he exits not when he enters) and leaves the premises, waiting somewhere nearby outside the building.


The terrified fag is  further threatened by the original moneyboy and the remaining accomplice into keeping his mouth shut, getting dressed together in the locker room and leaving the premises together.


Once outside the building, they meet up with the 3rd accomplice who shows the fag his bank ATM card and demands that he withdraw cash now from the nearest branch.  The fag withdraws cash at the stimpulated amount and the 3 hustlers split in different directions.

Copyright 2011 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

Double Sauna 7

8th Floor, Oriental House
24 - 26 Argyle Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit D3

Tel: 2396  9595

What's this that FuelMix is hearing from pissed off GAMs while sitting at the University of Fag Bar (pending accreditation)?.......It appears that Double is pulling another one of its stunts.............offering discounts on the web.........but then the discount magically disappears on showing up there.

Anyone who can confirm this one way or the other,  or has any other comments about this place that fags in general should know about, can e-mail the blog.

Copyright 2011 FuelMix All Rights Reserved

Gay India

Any fascinated reader looking for perspectives on the gay scene in India, might want to look at Pink Pages - India's National Gay & Lesbian Magazine.