How Gay Do You Want It ?

According to urban legend flamboyance, effeminacy, a lisp, a limp-wristed gait, a penchant for Broadway show tunes, opera and Barbra Streisand songs are individually, or in combination, the hallmarks of a fag.

So it's no surprise that fags fabricated the notion of "str8 acting str8 looking".  FuelMix has previously  written about the stupidity of that phrase.

In some countries being gay, or being suspected of being gay, can be fatal or result in persecution and imprisonment.  There's a steady stream of fags seeking asylum in the West and one of the hoops they have to jump through, is the immigration interview.

In that bastion of human freedoms **ahem** a.k.a. God's Own Country, reports are emerging that immigration officers are looking for evidence of "gayness" from applicants seeking asylum on the grounds that their sexuality would leave them liable to persecution at home.   The rationale being that if a fag "doesn't look obviously gay", then he doesn't need to be given asylum and can be deported to his home country.  His obviously str8 looking demeanour will be sufficient there not to have him killed.

This has led to some curious behaviour at immigation interviews.  It ranges from lawyers advising gay asylum seekers to totally camp it up, feathered boas and all, to unemployed married heterosexuals passing themselves off as gay complete with maps of the Gay Pride route in their city.

Conversely, it has also led to gays being told not to bother with seeking asylum since the countries from which they're coming already have Gay Pride, drag queens and Circuit Parties - notwithstanding that they've been bashed, persecuted, forced to perform oral sex on the Police just to avoid being arrested and harassed at work.

Check out the report in the New York Times dated 28 January 2011 entitled, Gays Seeking Asylum in U.S. Encounter a New Hurdle.

So the irony is that in "free" countries in the West, a fag has everything to gain by being str8 looking str8 acting, whereas a fag seeking asylum in the West has everything to lose by not being gay enough.


Picture it. The new generation of Craigslist M2M ads would look like this:

"Really gay looking and gay acting, complete with mannerisms, hissy fits, squeals of laughter and a propensity to cross dress (pending asylum interview).  Thereafter, str8 looking str8 acting masculine dude with Green Card."

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