Jungle Sauna 4

10th Floor Ko's House
577 Nathan Road
Yau Ma Tei
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Yau Ma Tei Station, Exit A, then Exit A1

Tel: 2138 8678
Staff speak English on the phone 
Web: MyWayJungle.com 

Opening Hours: NOW 24 HOURS
Previously known as Hunter Sauna (see earlier reviews under this name)

It had been over a year since FuelMix showed up here (See Jungle Sauna 3 dated 2 August 2014). Finding himself in Yau Ma Tei on a hot Thursday evening, he got curious.......ok, ok, he got horny.......and decided to stop the throbbing and check the pulse of this place. 


The Price

The entrance sign at the Reception Counter says HK$150.00 and that is what FuelMix paid.  We suspect that others are paying much less. According to their website there are a number of offers - all written in Chinese.  None of those offers are visible at the Reception Desk, an omission that we find peculiar.  So either the staff use their discretion or one has to speak in Chinese and draw attention to the offer that was on the website.

FuelMix gets totally pissed off at this tactic.  It's the same tactic being used by its sister sauna, MyWay.  When a non-Chinese acquaintance of ours emailed MyWay on this tactic, the response he got was, "we prefer to explain it personally at the Reception Desk and the offers only apply to holders of Hong Kong ID Cards."  

Yeah right.  In other words, non-Chinese, or non-Chinese speaking, tourists get fleeced and fucked before they undress.  So much for being a welcoming international city.  And don't get us started on the plummeting standard of English all over Very Rich Megacity.


The Premises

Nothing substantial to report in the way of changes to the physical layout of the place since our review in Jungle Sauna 3.  We like the Dark Area.  It's large and the maze feels like a maze.

The private rooms are clean and fully loaded with condoms, lube, toilet paper and mirrors. We like the ability to control the (purple) lighting in the rooms.

We didn't like the Jap gay porn.  We loved the Middle East dance music as the backing track in the Dark Area. Not sure where the management got it from, or whether they even knew what it was, but it was funky.


The Clientele

Thursday evening between 8pm and 10:30pm the place was not packed, but not deserted.  Clearly it  wasn't peak time, even if Jungle is now open 24 hours.  You'd have to show up between 4pm and 8pm for more of a weekday crowd, we suspect.

The majority were GAM twinks, some skinny, some gym fit and a few muscled. No bears, chubs and fatties.  Sorry.  Although we don't got to Jungle often, we have never seen fat ones there.  They naturally tend to stay away.

Historically, Jungle (or Hunter as it then was) had the reputation for being GAM-Twink-Central-on-Kowloon-side.  It still is (with MyWay as its equivalent on Hong Kong island).

However, since we are living in a rapidly changing world, we saw a number of 30-somethings and middle aged GAMs there too.  Not fat, not too ugly, average slim shape.

Furthermore, Jungle does attract white guys.  They were there when we were. We've written in this blog before that whites need to grow some balls and wean themselves off Central Escalator.  We've now seen them in MyWay and Jungle.  They appear to be in the 30s - 50s age range and were definitely in shape.  In other words, they were visually more presentable than the Fat White Fuglies that block the corridors in Central Escalator - or Alexander for that matter.

We think this is a very good sign.  We've said before that MyWay and Jungle (both under the same ownership) need to become more internationlized.  They have the space, the facilities and are open 24 hours. 


Did FuelMix Get Action....?

Yeah....a 24 year old skinny twink ogled him in the shower, followed him into the Dark Area, started licking FuelMix's armpits and then ate out FuelMix's muscled ass in a private room.  So no complaints.

However, be warned........it can take a while to get action in Jungle.  The fuckin' twinks come loaded with atittude - and cigarettes.  FuelMix shudders to think what a nicotine-snorting chink twink will look like in 10 years. Even if he does go to the gym.

But then again, if you're sitting on his face why would you care....??


Would FuelMix Go Back.....?

He might.


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Hutong Sauna 13

2/F Kar Wong Building
639 - 645 Shanghai Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit A2

(Cross Shanghai Street from Mong Kok Station Exit A2.  Building entrance is actually on the pedestrian-only part of Fife Street)

Tel: 2396 9595
Web: Hutong Sauna
Open 24 hours   

Received from a reader yesterday:

I am a Hutong regular and although the attitude comments are true, I find this also the case in other saunas. I am reasonably in shape and find it annoying if a really unattractive person touches me without even bothering to make eye contact to see if there is any sign of a potential match.

I visited last saturday and I thought I was in China. Place was overrun by mainlanders blocking the corridors, talking loudly, coughing and sneezing all over. Who said there were less mainland tourists coming into Hong Kong....

FuelMix says:  Thanks for the update.  It seems our Mainland "brothers and sisters" (the official Government phrase for them in this city) are like..........[as locals will be aware, there are noises to criminalize specifically describing said brothers and sisters as "locusts", "cockroaches" or other biologically correct comparisons of their behaviour].

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The Great Gay Sauna 9

Hollywood Vista
Back 114 - 116 Austin Road
Tsim Sha Tsui
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Jordan Station, Exit D

This place shut down around the end of August 2014. An alleged police raid that netted drugs on the premises may have had something to do with it.

Actually this sauna was dying well before that, notwithstanding that it was said to be open 24 hours - and nothwithstanding the suspicious hype it seemed to be receiving on several English language gay sites.

A feature of the myriad English language gay sites that claim to list saunas in this city, is their extreme reluctance to actually admit business failure. It seems that "the community" must be hyped up at all costs - even at the cost of accuracy. 

We had long ago suspected that many of the local sauna "reviews" were fake and self-serving.  It was what propelled us to compile the Hong Kong gay sauna reviews that were accurate, comprehensive and dynamic in a way that has not been replicated anywhere else on the web. Once our readers saw the accuracy and detail of our reports, they started to contribute their own updates - which we strongly encourage.

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Farting Etiquette

We all fart......a.k.a "ass burp" or "air drop".  Heck, even FuelMix's dog (now sadly deceased) used to let rip and then chase her tail in disbelief.

But[t]......what happens when you absolutely need to fart.....AND you have a Significant Other or a BF you've just started dating.....?

What to do.....? Click the link below:

Fear not fags, courtesy of brobible.com we may have found a workable solution.  Although written for str8 guys dating a pussy, the suggestions could equally apply to gay bros.  A helpful time line of a relationship is given, together with what your ass can get away with.

Now, a relationship is basically just a contest to see who can hold in farts the longest."

-----"A comprehensive guide to farting around your girlfriend", by Carl Williott, brobible.com, guyism, June 14 2012

Hutong Sauna 12

2/F Kar Wong Building
639 - 645 Shanghai Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit A2

(Cross Shanghai Street from Mong Kok Station Exit A2.  Building entrance is actually on the pedestrian-only part of Fife Street)

Tel: 2396 9595
Web: Hutong Sauna
Open 24 hours    

"Creepy....." said the slim GAM who spoke excellent English, "just creepy....."  He sighed and shook his head, sipping quietly from the fizzy drink in the heavily air conditioned cafe downtown.  "Yeah, the place is nicely decorated, the guys are muscled and gym built - but my God, such fuckin' attitude from the moment you walk in, from the staff and the clientele."

"Who the hell do they think they are.....??  The vibe is just so weird and toxic.  And of course nobody mentions the Mainland Chinese moneyboys who seem to be "living" in the hotel part of the sauna for days on end.  They don't hustle on the premises, but they base themselves there......shit......what's with that....??"

"I went there a few times, it's not cheap.....and I thought, 'That's it.....I'm not gonna allow myself to be degraded and disrespected by the damn staff or the customers.  As far as I'm concerned, Hutong is where the muscleboys go to kill themselves with drugs and attitude."

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Gay Sauna Etiquette 19

1.   Where Should I Use My Dildo And Other Toys?

In a private room, with or without a sling.  It's OK to keep your door open to put on a show, or to attract a fellow player - preferably with his own toys,(for health reasons).  Besides, you seriously gonna crawl around the Dark Room floor looking for the Butt Plug that fell out?


2.   Can I Wander Around Naked Wearing A Cock Ring?

If it's Nude Nite throughout the sauna sure, go for it.

On other nites, in designated play areas like the Dark Area, the Glory Holes, the corridors near the Private Rooms, the Private Rooms and the Wet Area, nobody's gonna care whether or not you've got a towel and /or wearing a cock ring.

However, if you're crossing through the Main TV Lounge, the Reception Area or the Locker Area, courtesy dictates that at least you wrap your towel around yourself.

(The only time it is acceptable to go through those areas naked, is if your towel has been accidentally - or on purpose -  stolen from the showers, sauna, or hot tub and you're on your way to Reception to pick up a fresh towel).

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Alexander Sauna 32

1st Floor, Wing Cheong Building
404 Reclamation Street
Mong Kok
Kowloon
Hong Kong  
MTR: Mong Kok Station, Exit E 1  
 Tel: 2148 0400

Open 24 hours
Staff speak good English

Sent in by a reader 2 days ago: 

Went to Alexander yesterday, arrived at 5pm and left at 7pm, not very busy, max people around 15 to 20 people, majority mature and not handsome Chinese, 2 muscular guys, one younger cute Chinese and one white guy.
Will do CE today :-)

FuelMix says: OK, thanks. 

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Crying For My Youth

FuelMix in conversation with a mature, very well educated, gay Chinese gentleman:

About Me

1.   As a Chinese person, I am indeed proud of my impeccable English and of the quality of my British secondary and tertiary education.  Even by today's brand name university standards, I think my academic background would rank as elite.

.......And your suspicions about me are correct.  My family, whilst not high profile, is well known and generationally wealthy.  Whilst I don't wear a wedding ring, you have correctly and shrewdly observed that I have been married for a number of years. I can tell you I do have children.

2.   It was expected of me to marry and have children.  I have discharged that obligation.  Neither my wife nor children will suffer financially.

My wife knows I'm gay. As for my children....? Kids these days are neither stupid, naive nor sexually ignorant.  They'll get their sexual education via Biology, the Bedroom and Broadband.

Besides, if Mum and Dad have been sleeping in separate bedrooms for years, the kids can put 2+2 together......or should that be 1 minus 1.....?

I have never been faithful to my wife and she knows it. I have had several gay lovers and I haven't been faithful to them either. I show up at gay saunas even if I am "attached".


What Turns Me On And Why I Need It

3.   I'm fascinated by athletic young and young looking gay men. As long as they're in shape, athletic or muscular, they turn my head and get my attention.  It's not because they're hot, macho, masculine or gym built - it's something more ephemeral.....it's that youthful spark that hasn't yet been extinguished, that buzz of energy that envelops them, that smell of testosterone and pheromone.......I feed off that.....it nourishes me.....I'm like an energy vampire that preys on athletic young or young-looking men.  I need sex and the sexual power that comes from them as a means of sustenance.

4.   I am a Total Bottom.  I could never be a Top.  I need to be a Bottom in order to get my "Energy Fix" from the hot young guys.  I need to worship them, every part of their body, to taste them, to swallow them, to devour them and then never forget them. For the right guy, I'll swallow more than one of his flavours.

Body worshipping a younger man orally, is a religious ritual for me, a voyage of discovery and adoration.  When I'm sucking cock, I lose track of space and time.  I'm floating somewhere.  I need his hip thrusts down my throat in so many different positions.  Each position in which he fucks my throat is like me seeing a different facet of myself.  I feel that every aspect of me is being nourished by cock.  It chokes me.....but even if I gag or puke up, I still beg him to fuck my face, sometimes with the tears running down my cheeks. A cock down my throat demanding to be serviced, stimulates me and soothes me simultaneously.

When they fuck me, they're pumping their energy into my ageing body.  Each one of their massive thrusts rejuvenates me, sending shockwaves of energy that keep me alive.  That intense feeling of penetration connects me to them.  It fills me and I surrender to them.  I have to.  I know of no other way  to survive. I'm not getting any younger.

5.  When the jock cums in my mouth, the sensation is exquisite. It is like a God's nectar that will keep my alive until I need to feed again. I am utterly destroyed by the sex, dominated and used - but at the same time I am reborn, grateful, nourished and strong.  The Chinese refer to the Phoenix that is destroyed in its own fire and reborn from its ashes.  As an Oriental, I relate to that more deeply that I can actually convey.

6.   I wish there was a way of keeping the younger jocks in my life, rather than the casual sexual encounters in bars and saunas.  But as much as I love them and need them, I also hate them intensely......


What I Hate About Young Gay Men

7.   I hate the way that older gay men are despised by younger ones. I hate the horrible manners these 20 and 30 somethings show to older men.  The Chinese guys are the worst.  It doesn't matter whether they are local Chinese or overseas Chinese..........they have imported the sickening mentality of Western disrespect to their elders.  I may be Western educated, but I am very proud of my Chinese heritage and culture.  But these younger Chinese fools think that because they go to the gym, have a good body and get followed around in the sauna, that the can get away with rudeness and an utter lack of simple courtesy to older gay men.

8.  They haven't realized what ageing is.......they haven't realized the emotional and physical changes that come with it.  These young Chinese idiots haven't appreciated how an older gay man can hurt so deeply when gay culture simply promotes youth as the ideal and the only thing there is.  They haven't understood the sense of social and sexual abandonment, the shunning, the "assumed superiority" based on youth, looks and drug use.  They have no idea - and neither do they care - about the massive pain they cause to the older gay men who adore them so much,  but recoil in disgust in when faced with outrageously rude and condescending behaviour.


The Ignorance And Stupidity Of Young Gay Men

9.   These young fools have no sense of history.  They haven't realized that their sexual freedom - their ability to openly French Kiss in the bars, to hug each other in the streets, to cruise in the toilets, to show up on Naked Nights at 24 hour gay saunas in town, to buy things in gay clothing shops, to go on gay vacations, to kiss each other on the cheek at gay film festivals, to surf online porn - is due to what the older gay men first did as Acts of Courage and Defiance, both in Asia and elsewhere.  WE TOOK THE RISKS FOR THEM TO CREATE THAT SAFE SPACE IN WHICH THEY CAN OPERATE, LIVE AND BREATHE AS FREE GAY MEN........WE TOOK THE RISK OF PERSECUTION, PROSECUTION AND BLACKMAIL.......AND HOW DO THEY ACT TOWARDS US......???  THROUGH SHIT ATTITUDE...!!!.........AND PRETENDING WE DON'T EXIST........

10.   These fuckin' 20 somethings can only play Russian Roulette with their health and their looks. I giggle when I overhear desperate 20 and 30 somethings discussing Botox.  I know for a fact that these guys are already lying downwards about their age.  Their lifestyle is catching up with them.

11.   Sure.....the sauna will be packed with hot muscular gym guys showing up at 1am.  They'll be jacked on Viagra and an amphetamine and all the twinks will chase them......I'll plod along in the corridors doing my best to cruise. I'll probably be the only older guy there at that time.  If I'm lucky, I'll get a hot jock.  He thinks he's showing off his superiority, his requirement to be worshiped, the fact that he's using me when he could get anyone he wants.......

12.   He's too stupid, and sometimes too drugged-up, to know I'm using him too.  Like I said....as much as I adore them.....I also hate them.

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My Way Sauna 11

4th Floor, Kuo Wah Building
340 Hennessy Road
Wanchai
Hong Kong

MTR: Wanchai, Exit A4
Telephone: 25749098
Website: http://www.mywayjungle.com/ 

Note:

1.  My Way Sauna and Jungle Sauna are under the same ownership;
2.  Staff may or may not speak passable English;
3.  All prices and promotions are in Chinese on their website;
4.  My Way Sauna and Jungle Sauna are open 24 hours; 


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FuelMix gets really pissed off when he sees prices and promotions written only in Chinese on sauna websites.  If you don't want non-Chinese, just fuckin' say so, rather than indulging in slant-eyed subterfuge that implies a lot more.

And don't give us that shit that we should use Google Translate. 

A reader had earlier said that ABC had the best showers in town.  We disagree.  My Way does.  The shower area is big, bright and spacious. 

We also think it has the best Dark Area in town.

As for the clientele.....?  Skinny twinks and definitely gym fit to muscular 20 to 30 something guys.  Mostly Chinese - but here's the good news....on the 2 occasions that FuelMix was there, the age range and ethnicity of the clientele was wider than what he had seen before.  We saw grey haired seriously gym muscled Chinese Daddies (surprisingly sexy and they definitely turned heads), mature balding Chinese guys with average bods, mature GWMs with average bods, GWMs in their 30s and some white tourists.

So yeah.....things may be changing in My Way.  Although honestly, FuelMix finds My Way THE hardest place to get action for 2 reasons:

• the fuckin' attitude of the orientals.  Tons of Stand And Model, head swivels and **tsk* *tsk* noises;
• an underlying sense of racism. Dunno why, just seems to be there.  As we've said before, this place deserves to be invaded by a much more mixed clientele. It has the space, good facilities and it's open 24 hours. But we always get the feeling the local GAMs are desperate to keep this place GAM-centric, or GAM-exclusive.  All the more reason to invade it. So tell your buddies. Seriously, most of these GAMs are just standing around or giving off attitude as they flip through the men's fashion magazines.  There's plenty of rooms available as well as communal play spaces. With the right mix of clientele (age and ethnicity), this place could easily become the late Towel Club in Causeway Bay that we all love and miss **sniff**, **sniff**. Remember how hot and mixed the guys were there....??? (and Towel Club wasn't open 24 hours);

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Shop.On-Us.Net 2

**NEW ADDRESS**
M/F 47 Gough Street (actually, right next to the old address @ 45)
Central
Hong Kong
MTR Station:  Central; or
MTR Station: Sheung Wan, Exit A2

Tel: (852) 8197 8065
Web: http://shop.on-us.net
Open from 1pm to 8pm daily.



This shop has a selection of body conscious mens clothing ranging from T-shirts, shorts, gym wear, swim wear, underwear, lounge wear.

Brands include Trophy Boy, New Urban Male, Andrew Christian, ES by Addicted.  We're told - and we can confirm - that sadly, theyhave stopped selling the Cocksox line of incredibly soft and comfortable G-strings which gave exceptional support. FuelMix went into a brief period of mourning.

Our only gripe is that their prices seem waaay too jacked.  It may be because of the shop's growing popularity.  But a thousand bucks for a pair of street shorts by Addicted....?  We love Addicted too and have several items. But as much as we drooled over the electric blue pair of shorts, we drew the line and declined to purchase. Perhaps some other time.

The jacked prices explain why we've witnessed customers whining at the staff for a discount.  Some of their justifications are pretty good:

• "But I'm just a tourist and I don't wanna charge it to my VISA card, because my Mom opens the bills";
• "Why do I have to pay so much when I'm only buying an Extra Small....?"
• "But I'm from the Philippines.....Hong Kong people are sooo rich....."
• "I'm taking three jockstraps and one underwear.....seriously, you're not giving me a discount until NEXT time...??!!"

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Gateway Sauna 4

1/F Kwong Ah Building
114 Thomson Road
Wanchai
Hong Kong

MTR Exit B3

Telephone: 2591 0500

Note: NOT open 24 hours.  
Usual hours appear to be 2pm to 1am.  Call beforehand.
Staff speak good English.

In Gateway Sauna 3, we said:

"Then again, it's equally likely that such intense servicing was a one-off thing, triggered by being the foreign novelty value.  Who knows......if in future FuelMix showed up, the place might be totally boring - for him."

Well, it started promisingly.........after nearly a year's absence from this venue, FuelMix showed up on a hot, humid mid-week afternoon to test the pulse.

The Attendant's face lit up as FuelMix plunked down his coin.  "Waaah...!!....I remember yoooo aahh......long time no see!!.... handsome boy...!!  You looking to fuck yeah...?"

"No, I'm looking for termites", thought FuelMix, flashing a totally disinterested smile as he kicked open the door to the Locker Room.

The Attendant opened his door and also entered the Locker Area. He perched on the high bar stool in the corner, and lit up a cigarette.  FuelMix was getting undressed, the Attendant was smoking and watching intently,  tendrils of silver-blue smoke swirling around his face.

"Waaahh...!! Such nice bodyyy....!! You go gym.....I can see......I remember yooo....!!"  crooned the Attendant, licking his lips and grinning lasciviously like an ephemeral Oriental Cheshire Cat, shrouded by the incense of nicotine.

"Hey", he purred, as FuelMix was naked and about to wrap his towel around himself, "lie on the bench and show me your body.....let me look at it some more...." 

FuelMix obliged, and sprawled himself on the bench. The Attendant gazed as if in a stupor, sucking his cigarette and caressing his nipples through his T-shirt.  He moaned audibly, rocking back and forth on the high bar stool - until his erotic reverie was interrupted by the doorbell. FuelMix headed to the showers.

And that's when the customers started showing up. A steady stream of what looked like disgruntled office workers of varying ages with very average bodies as well as some more mature guys.  All local Chinese, and all FUGLY - by their own admission.  FuelMix can say this with some degree of modesty because several of them told him that not only do THEY find Gateway BORING, but this place has the reputation of attracting the average Chinese Fugly - and the occasional Fat White Guy and Filipino straying from the familiar pastures of Central Escalator.

They politely suggested that FuelMix should try another sauna. Predictably, FuelMix got no action.

OK....FuelMix was humbled by their praise and suggestions, but it raises a more fundamental point - namely that Gateway is not operating to its full potential:

We've said it before:

• It's a convenient, discreet location in Wanchai;
• It's clean and well maintained;
• It's better than anything in Central;
• It's got a large communal play area at the far end;

This place really deserves a better looking clientele and a wider window of opportunity. The customers told FuelMix that:

• On weekdays: the window is between 5pm - 7pm;
• Saturdays - afternoons onwards;
• Sundays - afternoons onwards;

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Central Escalator 27

2nd Floor, Cheung Hing Commercial Building, 

37 Cochrane Street,

Central, 

Hong Kong

MTR: Central or Hong Kong Station
 

Tel: 2581 9951 (Staff speak very good English)

Easy way to find it: above 7 Eleven and opposite Park N Shop supermarket.

Note: NOT open 24 hours

Opening Hours: 2pm - 11pm. 

FuelMix Has Written Off Central Escalator.  Will Not Show Up.  
No More Reviews.

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Submitted by a reader yesterday:

Just an update on the entry fee for Central Escalator is now HK$138.00

As I am into GWM only, CE is still the better place to go, as I go there often so they give me discount. I had been to Alexander, ABC, Gateway and normally only one or two GWM there, sometimes even none LOL

In CE, most Asian are aggressive and pushy, and I find those older GWM are driven by the move that means if you make the move first, then you get the meat no matter you have nice body or fugly, ha ha 

Younger GWM they will pick better quality one, no matter how fugly Asian are aggressive, they can't get the meat. 

Sometimes you will find good looking and muscular Asian there. 

FuelMix says:  Thanks for the update. It appears that CE is still the asylum for whites and will probably remain that way.

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