Four Saunas In One Day

COMPLETED 23 JUNE 2014

By FuelMix.......

Yeah, yeah.....we know.....you're all thinking, "WTF FuelMix....??!! Are you so horny and out of control...??!!"  Well, yes and no.  Yes he's horny and No, he's not out of control.  These days FuelMix is rather busy and short of time. (Readers will have noticed it's taking longer to complete posts - we warned about this 6 months ago  and readers wrote back asking us to continue the blog anyway).

FuelMix realized it had been a while since he had provided sauna updates in his accurate inimitable style.  He needed a day to himself and decided to leverage it by combining his urban errands with a sauna circuit.

1. Galaxy
2. ABC
3. Central Escalator
4. Big Top

1.  Galaxy

Jeez......it's the weirdest thing.  Having long ago sworn off this place, FuelMix couldn't rationally explain why he was inexorably drawn there on a hot humid weekday afternoon.  The blog has comprehensively documented exactly what kind of slant eyed Fugly Shit nice oriental people with some facial and body shape challenges, show up there.

And.....true to form.....there they were.  The place now opens at 12 noon and they just keep streaming in. The convenient opening time now means that in addition to the nice oriental people with some facial and body shape challenges, a younger Chinese office crowd (slim, gym fit or noodle thin) show up to sample a different kind of meat at lunch time.  Think Dip N' Dash - and then straight back to the office for a 2pm re-start.  According to the gossip, that same younger crowd can and does show up after work.

And the premises....? As dank and decrepit as ever, but wildly popular. Where else can one get their toes sucked in the video room by an obliging oriental while waiting for somebody more interesting to show up...??  Well, FuelMix can -  but then.....he's FuelMix.


2.   ABC

As we reported previously via our GAM throats on the street, white men do show up at ABC.  Not necessarily good looking ones, but white nevertheless. So if a fag is looking for potato on Kowloon side, this is where they'll find it. And yeah, they are there on weekday afternoons.  It's easy to tell that they've been to Central Escalator - by the way they grope in the Steam Room and how they use their ample waist lines to block the door.

Get used to the tons of Mainland Chinese showing up there too *sigh*.  It's hard to tell which is more repulsive: their chain smoking or their attitude. It appears that ABC has hired Mainland Chinese front desk staff too. One of the kids on duty was definitely not speaking locally accented Mandarin.

It can take a while to get any action in ABC so be warned. Since FuelMix isn't into potatoes and nicotine, he left within an hour.

Considering his next stop was to run errands in Central and that he'd already spotted Central Escalator alumni in ABC, it was only logical that - after a considerable absence - he would have to drop into.........


3.   Central Escalator

"Wah...!!  What a surprise...!!  So nice to see you after such long time....!! Why you not come for so long....??!!" crooned one of the owners, "now all the boys will run for you lah..!!".  And with that, FuelMix shoved his underwear in the locker and felt the cringing dampness of the moss green carpet against his succulent toes.

He cringed again when he saw what was on offer: equator-girthed, middle aged, white professionals in varying degrees of menopause and male pattern baldness; some Fugly Mainland Chinese and a  few publicly potato-chasing Banana tourists with a nasal twang.

FuelMix says "publicly potato-chasing" because of the attitude the Bananas gave off to non-whites in the well-lit areas. But find them in the dark Steam Room, and you'd find their tongues in your ass.....well at least FuelMix did.

There's an air of desperate animation about the place (and FuelMix is not talking about the circa 1990s posters of underwear models who must now be in their late 40s). Rather it's the irritating hype spouted by one of the owners commenting on the other customers in an attempt to "get the party started". To wit:   

• "So....did you see his big dick hah...??!! It must be 8.5 inches!!" or 
• "That white guy is handsome and hunky!! Go see what he wants OK..??" or
• "See that guy in the massage chair...?? Just your type!!" or 
• "What kind of white guy you want??" or 
• "I am sure he is bottom!! Go fuck him!" or
• "Why you not let him suck your cock??!!.....He looks so sad now. You should play nice!"

OK...first couple of times it's faintly amusing and to be expected of "the host".  But when one realizes there's not much action going down anyway, the exhortations sound as hollow as the encouragement  at a toddler's birthday party when the clown act went down like a lead balloon.

And then it was back to Kowloon side..........


4.   Big Top

We've said it before - this place absolutely has the best music going in any of the gay saunas in town. Were FuelMix less horny, he'd settle for a whisky on the rocks, kick back in the dark porno room and groove to the beat.

There is no shortage of guys coming through the door from its 2pm opening (probably due to a very friendly Front Desk that speak good English too) mainly GAMs - college guys (FuelMix hears Big Top is popular with City U boys in Kowloon Tong), office guys, Mainland Chinese plus some white guys. Predominantly the 20s to 40ish crowd with a range of body types, but, depending on what time you show up and some luck, there may be more of the gym fit to muscular types.

As stated in previous posts about Big Top, there can be pretty thick attitude and lots of Stand And Model. It gets annoying and frustrating.  Patience and detachment usually wins. If a customer gets pissed off, they can ask for and get permission to leave the premises for a few hours and then return. FuelMix has seen GAMs do this.

Did FuelMix get action...?  Of course.

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